strong romance
Chapter 24 "When the moon is dark and the wind is high, what else can you do?"
When the northwest wind blows, time flies by.
The day before New Year's Day, Shi Tao freed up a chemistry class for everyone to decorate the classroom. As soon as the balloons and ribbons were hung up, the festive atmosphere came out. In the classroom, there are still people humming and blowing up balloons.
Before class, many people hoped that Tan Min would be moved by the New Year's atmosphere in the class, and go to the countryside to do as the Romans do and amnesty the world. It would be best if he could turn a blind eye and close his eyes, and avoid memorizing notes and dictating.Unexpectedly, Tan Min didn't want to go in, so as soon as he came in, he ordered four people to dictate words on the blackboard.
Unfortunately, Luo Kai met her eyes, and stood on the podium facing the huge blackboard, full of eyes full of "the white land is so clean" - copying but not copying, writing but not knowing how to write, feeling very weak and pitiful And helpless.When the dictation was over, he returned to his seat bitterly, just in time to see Zhang Jin passing the dictation to Cheng Kuang with a smile.That smile was so dazzling, as if she had a mouthful of gold teeth, and Madam Kai was so sad that she was on the verge of tears—different people have different fates, Brother Pao is the man holding the "cornucopia" after all.
After suppressing the restless hearts of the monkey spirits below, Tan Min, uncharacteristically, did not let the comrades who failed in dictation be punished for copying, and she took out a megaphone from her bag.As soon as this thing was unveiled, everyone immediately understood Tan Min's intentions and applauded in unison.
Luo Kai's butt was just touching the stool, and when he saw this, he immediately jumped up. Tan Min glanced at him and smiled: "Kai Kai, don't worry, I'll let you be the first one later." After eating a frost-beaten eggplant, he opened the playlist with nothing to love.
Tan Min's new and old accounts were counted together. Except for those who failed in dictation, comrades who did not write their names in the English study report and did not submit it also got the opportunity to perform, so the English class directly turned into a music class.
Even Tan Min was lenient, and the nerves of the monkey spirits in Class Seven immediately relaxed. In the next physics class, as soon as Teacher Bai entered the classroom, he was blocked by male students who were ambushing by the door.
At that time, a game called "Aruba" was popular in the campus. Several boys set up Teacher Bai and bumped into the pillars in the corridor. A group of people crowded around to watch the excitement.Teacher Bai couldn't laugh or cry, and finally got "released after serving his sentence". After regaining his freedom, he stood on the podium and circled his fingers: "You, you, you... I remember all your hateful faces! Tonight If I don’t attack you Teacher Shi, I won’t let you go!”
This state of excitement continued into the evening.According to the tradition of the No. [-] Middle School, evening self-study is cancelled, and each class organizes its own activities.After the afternoon class, the seats in the classroom were arranged in a circle, leaving a large space in the middle as a stage.The literary and art committee rented speakers and microphones, and Luo Kai helped Tong Jiakui carry a few bags of snacks and drinks to distribute to the whole class.
When the evening self-study bell rang, there was a "pop", and someone turned off all the ceiling lights in the classroom. When the rotating lights were turned on, it immediately felt like a disco.
Zhang Jin has no interest in acting, and has been leaning against the wall to play with his mobile phone. When he gets tired of playing, he lazily leans against the wall and watches the bully next to him do the quiz——Because he moved his position, Zhang Jin changed from Cheng Kuang's back seat to The next table next to each other.
Cheng Kuang lowered his head, and the shadow of his eyelashes covered his eyes. The classroom was dimly lit, and occasionally a few beams of colored light swept over him. In the dimness, his side face appeared focused and soft.Zhang Jin just looked at it casually, and he watched it for a long time without knowing it, and when he came to his senses, he still felt that he still had more to say.
The classmates in the class were playing with digital bombs. Cao Hui felt that it was absolutely impossible for such a famous character as Pao Geer not to appear on the stage. He was about to call Zhang Jin, but when he moved his eyes, he found Zhang Jin He was actually biting his ear with Xueba!
Cao Hui froze for a moment, made a quick decision, skipped Zhang Jin, and called someone else.After shouting, he glanced around subconsciously, and suddenly met Hu Miao's gaze.Although Hu Miao quickly looked away, Cao Hui keenly noticed that that fleeting glance was mixed with many puzzles, unwillingness, and even deep hatred.
Cao Hui's eyelids twitched violently, and a chilling thought came to his mind: Alas, this kid won't turn his head until he hits the south wall.
When he looked in Paogeer's direction again, he found that Zhang Jin's seat was empty.
Not only Zhang Jin's seat was empty, but the seat next to Xueba was also empty.
"Can you pick it up for me?" The girl in the back row leaned out and pointed to the Coke can under the table. Cao Hui responded, and was about to reach out to pick it up when there was a "pop" when Hu Miao stepped on it. Blow it up.
The smell of soda filled the air, and the girl and the people around were startled. Cao Hui yelled "Miao ah", but Hu Miao kicked the table and went out as if he didn't hear it.
The teaching building is brightly lit, and there are lively laughter in every classroom.The corridor was very windy, Cheng Kuang put the hoodie on his head, and asked Zhang Jin, "Why did you ask me to come out?"
"When the moon is dark and the wind is high, what else can you do?" Zhang Jin rubbed his hands, then turned around and smiled at him, "Xueba, murder and set fire or rob house, which one do you choose?"
A fool is a fool.Cheng Kuang refrained from swearing, not understanding why he came out with him.Isn't it good to brush the questions?
"I'm doing this for your own good...the classroom is so dark, what kind of questions are you doing?" Zhang Jin turned to face Cheng Kuang, and walked backwards step by step, "I'll take you to a good place."
Just as he was talking, Zhang Jin's cell phone rang, and as soon as the call was connected, Cheng Kuang guessed where Zhang Jin was going when he heard Zhang Jin call the other party "Dapeng".
Sure enough, they went to the school gate, where Fang Peng was already waiting.He was wrapped up like a bear, crouching with a bag of barbecue.
"Eat it while it's hot, it will affect the taste when it's cold." Fang Peng stuffed something to Zhang Jin through the hole in the gate, greeted Cheng Kuang, then rode on the e-Donkey and waved away.
Zhang Jin shouted at his short back: "Thank you Brother Peng."
Cheng Kuang was stunned for a moment before he remembered: Oh, Fang Peng is not a ten-year-old brat, Comrade Xiong... No, Mr. Tianshan Child Grandfather is already 28.
Zhang Jin took the barbecue, and went to the small supermarket to buy beer - I don't know how this stuff got into the school supermarket and how it was dug out by Zhang Jin.
Cheng Kuang looked at the barbecue and beer, and asked, "Where are you going now?"
Zhang Jin whistled happily: "Good place."
Cheng Kuang knew it, and Sha Paoer couldn't speak human words well at all.
The so-called "good place" is actually the rooftop on the top floor of the senior three teaching building.This teaching building has five floors, the fifth floor is almost empty classrooms, and there is a rooftop on the west side.There are no traces of whitewashing on the wall of the roof. I don’t know who wrote down the name of the crush on the wall first. Later, people followed suit one after another, so the entire three walls were covered by the romance and love of these young people. Long contracted.
The wind here is very strong, and the bag containing the barbecue was blown loudly. Cheng Kuang asked, "Is this the good place you said?"
"I didn't know the wind was so strong..." Zhang Jin gave a "fuck" sound, picked up the barbecue and went into the classroom, "Hurry up, hurry up, right here."
The position was moved from the rooftop to the empty classroom.Cheng Kuang turned on the lights. There was no one in the classroom for a long time, and the desks and chairs were all messed up. It is said that during evening self-study, young couples often hide in this empty classroom to have a love affair under the guise of doing homework.
"Barbecue should be served with beer," Zhang Jin opened a can of beer, squinted his eyes, stared at Cheng Kuang and said, "Do you dare to drink, Xueba?"
"It's quite arrogant, scumbag." Cheng Kuang glanced at him and took the beer.
Zhang Jin clinked glasses with Cheng Kuang, raised his head and drank it without taking a breath.
When grandpa was alive, Cheng Kuang often accompanied him to drink, but now he doesn't drink.Therefore, Cheng Kuang's alcohol capacity is not very good, and he will get a headache after drinking two or three cans.He saw that Zhang Jin drank beer like water, and from time to time he uttered nonsense, foolishly claiming that he could never pour a thousand glasses.Cheng Kuang almost believed his evil, until he found that the tumbler player had blown the same bullhide three times, and he realized that this thing was no longer clear-headed.
Later, he stood on the rooftop with Zhang Jin, who was drunk and confused, and blew the cold wind for 10 minutes. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore. His patience ran out, and he kicked Zhang Jin's calf: "Hey, scumbag, let's go."
Zhang Jin put his hand on his shoulder, and leaned over him: "Let's go!"
The sudden intimacy made Cheng Kuang pause for a moment, but Zhang Jin didn't realize it. Since he was unconscious, Cheng Kuang didn't bother with him.
The people celebrating the event had almost dispersed. When they arrived at the carport, Zhang Jin spent 5 minutes unlocking the car, kicked off the kickstand, stabilized the handlebar with one hand, stepped on it as soon as he stretched his long legs, and turned his head to Cheng Kuang with a raised chin. , Said: "Why are you in a daze? Come up, Brother Pao will take you flying."
Zhang Jin didn't know it while driving under the influence of alcohol, and pretended to be aggressive.
"Come down." Cheng Kuang said.
"What the hell?" Zhang Jin was stunned.
"Come down, let me ride instead." Cheng Kuang held the left handlebar and "occupied the magpie's nest" without any guilt.
Zhang Jin sat on the back seat suspiciously: "Are you okay?"
Cheng Kuang said, "Believe it or not, I can make you motion sick?"
The level of Xueba pretending to be aggressive is not inferior to Pao Geer at all.As soon as the words fell, he stepped on the pedal, and the bicycle rushed forward like flying.
"Fuck!" Cheng Kuang started without even saying hello, and Zhang Jin hastily withdrew his feet, "Can you say a word, can you take care of people with long legs?"
Cheng Kuang replied without sincerity: "I'm sorry."
He was riding very fast, and the wind was strong at night, the school uniform was blown up, and the unzipped coat kept floating behind him, Zhang Jin would only be able to see Cheng Kuang's waist if he lost his mind for a moment.
In the spirit of not looking at nothing when it was delivered to the door, he glanced at it for a while, and asked casually: "The waist is still tight, do you have abdominal muscles?"
Cheng Kuang said, "Shall I lift it up for you to have a look at?"
This nonsensical answer aroused Zhang Jin's crooked thoughts, he squinted his eyes, and stretched out his hand out of nowhere.
As soon as the tip of Zhang Jin's index finger brushed the hem of the school uniform and touched Cheng Kuang's back, he felt Cheng Kuang's whole body stiffen.Just when he thought Xueba was going to turn his face and deny anyone, Xueba didn't seem to have anything wrong, and didn't even curse at him.
Zhang Jin was startled, pondered for a while with his not sober mind, and suddenly felt blessed.
Oh, I'm still drunk.
A drunk man can do nothing too much.
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Brother Pao: The smile is gradually emmm ummm
Chapter 25 If the previous thoughts were just evil thoughts, then this time, they must be considered evil thoughts
I'm drunk, and whatever I'm doing right now is justifiable.Why not do whatever you want?
——As soon as this shameful cognition came into being, the crooked thoughts in Zhang Jin's heart grew vigorously.
Cheng Kuang didn't expect that his precious tolerance and concessions would be taken advantage of by Sha Pao'er. The other party's dog's paws not only didn't close when they saw it, but made an inch of it, and continued to climb a little further, directly wrapping around his waist.
Cheng Kuang was taken aback for a moment. At this moment, the tire happened to run over a pothole, causing Zhang Jin a pain in his back. All wrong thoughts went to one side, and he blurted out a curse word: "Your uncle, Cheng Kuang!"
They were going downhill, and the garbage dump on the side of the slope was not cleared, and it was full of garbage. Cheng Kuang glanced away and threatened Zhang Jin: "Release, or I will send you to the garbage dump."
"Hey, Xueba," Zhang Jin snorted, unmoved, "Why don't we both die together?
... Is this stupid thing really drunk or fake drunk? !
The veins on Cheng Kuang's forehead twitched, he gritted his teeth and endured him all the way. Unexpectedly, when he reached the place, Zhang Jin not only did not let go of the hand that made the mistake, but tightened it even more. Was wiped lightly.
At that moment, the numbness with body temperature was like a needle, Cheng Kuang was caught off guard, and subconsciously wanted to bounce away, but his body was restrained by Zhang Jin and couldn't move.For a moment, the two of them could only be deadlocked on the bicycle in this overly intimate posture.
In the winter night, the cold wind was blowing, and Zhang Jin's body temperature easily passed through the thin school uniform and sweater. The few seconds suddenly became very long, and Cheng Kuang suddenly felt awkward and repulsive.
He clenched the handlebar tightly, tried his best to restrain himself from doing it directly, and said irritably, "Let go."
As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Kuang felt a sudden sinking on his back.
This is not the style of a fool.Cheng Kuang's eyelids twitched, remembering Zhang Jin's quiet performance in the second half, and finally realized something - the tumbler Pao'er fell down.
There was a bell on Zhang Jin's bicycle, and Cheng Kuang dialed it for a while, but Zhang Jin didn't respond.After thinking for a while, he let go of the handlebar, took out his phone from his pocket, turned on the music player, pressed "play", and then put the phone behind his back.
The moment Xingxing turned on the lamp, Zhang Jin woke up suddenly, and uttered a dirty word in a daze: "Fuck!"
"Stupid, wake up." Cheng Kuang turned off the bell.
"Cheng Kuang, are you looking for smoke!" Zhang Jinwo was on fire, with the anger on his forehead, feeling that he almost flew up from the spot just now.Cheng Kuang looked quite happy, this little bastard who had no conscience gave him a light look, and said, "Go to bed and go to sleep, tumbler."
After speaking, he walked towards the entrance of the corridor, ready to go upstairs.Unexpectedly, after walking two steps, someone suddenly pushed him from behind. It was probably caused by alcohol. The fool did not attack lightly or hard. At that time, Cheng Kuang happened to be walking by the wall, next to the iron gate of Zhang Jin’s house. This push hit the iron door.
But the iron door was unlocked, Cheng Kuang knocked open the half-covered door when he reached it, leaving his back empty, and almost fell to the ground following the inertia.Zhang Jin grabbed him, but because of too much force, he used this brute force to press Cheng Kuang against the wall. Zhang Jin squeezed Cheng Kuang's wrist, bent his eyes and said, "I won't twitch if you call me a cannonball!" you."
Cheng Kuang said blankly, "Wake up, you idiot."
"You fucking..." Zhang Jin lowered his eyes and met Cheng Kuang's gaze. The swearing had just begun, and he suddenly forgot the words.
Zhang Jin's gaze slid from the eyes to the bridge of the nose, then moved down the bridge of Xueba's nose a little bit, crossed the shadow, and landed on the pair of thin red lips.
Only at this moment did he notice that they were very close to each other—the so-called close proximity was nothing more than that.
He was panting, and the hot, alcohol-smelling breath brushed his cheeks and sprayed on Cheng Kuang's ears. As long as he moved an inch, a certain balance would be broken.
With this bewitching glance, Zhang Jin was lured by something, and suddenly an uncontrollable thought popped up.If those previous thoughts were just evil thoughts, then this time, they must be regarded as evil thoughts.
I want to kiss him.Zhang Jin thought in a shocked and complicated mood, fuck!I actually want to kiss him!
What kind of shit is this?Am I fucking crazy!
He didn't know if Cheng Kuang had noticed, anyway, he should have sniffed out the miscellaneous fur in his house - this unlucky idiot suddenly howled, Zhang Jin felt guilty like a coward, and let go of Cheng suddenly. Kuang's hands.
Following the barking of the dog, the lights in the room were turned on, and the light came out from the window, and there was the sound of pattering footsteps inside, and he called out to Shulan, "Jin, are you back?"
Everything is bright again.
Cheng Kuang said "I'm leaving", and Zhang Jin had already gone out in a blink of an eye.
Zhang Jin suddenly remembered something, ran to the door, and shouted towards the corridor: "Cheng Kuang!"
Zhang Jin's voice turned on the voice-activated lights in the corridor, but until the lights went out, there was silence in the stairwell.I must have heard it, but why didn't Cheng Kuang say anything?
broken.Zhang Jin's heart skipped a beat, did he find out...
"Why?" It was Cheng Kuang's voice.
Zhang Jin looked up and saw Cheng Kuang standing on the balcony, looking at him impatiently.
Mother fucked a dick, I was shocked!
"Cough..." Zhang Jin was choked up, and his hanging heart finally let go. He smiled at Cheng Kuang upstairs, and said, "Happy New Year, Xueba."
Just after twelve o'clock, Cheng Kuang was taken aback and replied, "Happy New Year, scumbag."
Zhang Jin couldn't help laughing and said "Fuck", seeing Cheng Kuang also curled the corners of his mouth.
Fortunately, I didn't say anything just now.He thought with lingering fear.Zhang Jin believed that once he did this, the bully would immediately turn his face and deny anyone—a little bastard surnamed Cheng would definitely do such a thing.
Zhang Jin went back to take a shower. Due to the poor sound insulation of the old house, when he walked into the bathroom, he heard the sound of flip flops above his head, followed by the sound of water.
Xueba is also taking a shower.Zhang Jin turned on the shower, thinking uncontrollably and naturally.
The sound insulation effect is poor. This is not good. The dilapidated ceiling is useless, forcing people to listen to the bottom of the wall.
Zhang Jin recalled Cheng Kuang who was close at hand in the yard just now, and the menacing impulse that came to him for a moment—he wanted to lower his head and lean forward in the direction of his heart palpitations... that feeling of trembling breathing, Followed like a demon.
Why did he have such absurd impulse toward Cheng Kuang?
Why Cheng Kuang?
It was the first time in Zhang Jin's life that he encountered such a sticky question, and felt extremely awkward.Although he is usually ignorant and often speaks obscene things, the old woman surnamed Wang upstairs still calls him a "little rascal" all the time, and people outside even call him "Brother Paoge"—I don't know. I thought he was a well-known gun king.
But in all fairness, he is at best a rogue in name only. He has been in the world of mortals for more than ten years, and he has never even touched a little girl's fingers. It is the first time in his life that he wants to play a rogue, but the partner is actually a man.
Zhang Jin closed his eyes, thinking in a turbulent state: I can't fucking be the same...fuck!Don't think about it anymore Zhang Jin!
He turned on the tap, washed his face with cold water, and told himself in a deceitful way: It's all because of the beer, I must have drunk too much.
The sound of the water upstairs stopped, and Cheng Kuang came out of the shower. He planned to study the questions for a while before going to bed, but belatedly remembered that the questions were thrown on the table and he didn’t bring them with him, so he took his mobile phone and listened to English.
The notification light of the mobile phone kept flashing, and after unlocking it, he found that there were several unread messages, more than half of which were "Happy New Year" sent in groups.The first is Cheng Yi’s. After Cheng Kuang clicked on it, he saw “Happy New Year” followed by “Happy Birthday”, and then indifferently remembered that on this day 17 years ago, he rolled into this world from Fang Youzhen’s stomach .
Among a row of familiar contacts, there is also a message from a stranger. It is probably a friend added from the group before. After adding it, there is no note because I don’t keep in touch with him often.The other party sent a video, the cover was a pure black background, with the words "New Year's gift" written in white on it.
Before Cheng Kuang opened it, he didn't know it was a despicable prank.
In the video, the slovenly lunatic is looking at a photo, panting excitedly and heavily, with one hand hidden in his crotch, he is jerking up and down hastily.The person in the photo is Cheng Kuang.
"Happy New Year," said the anonymous.
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Slag Quotations: I'm drunk, and I can be forgiven for everything I do.
No update tomorrow, if there is no accident, see you the day after tomorrow (???)
The day before New Year's Day, Shi Tao freed up a chemistry class for everyone to decorate the classroom. As soon as the balloons and ribbons were hung up, the festive atmosphere came out. In the classroom, there are still people humming and blowing up balloons.
Before class, many people hoped that Tan Min would be moved by the New Year's atmosphere in the class, and go to the countryside to do as the Romans do and amnesty the world. It would be best if he could turn a blind eye and close his eyes, and avoid memorizing notes and dictating.Unexpectedly, Tan Min didn't want to go in, so as soon as he came in, he ordered four people to dictate words on the blackboard.
Unfortunately, Luo Kai met her eyes, and stood on the podium facing the huge blackboard, full of eyes full of "the white land is so clean" - copying but not copying, writing but not knowing how to write, feeling very weak and pitiful And helpless.When the dictation was over, he returned to his seat bitterly, just in time to see Zhang Jin passing the dictation to Cheng Kuang with a smile.That smile was so dazzling, as if she had a mouthful of gold teeth, and Madam Kai was so sad that she was on the verge of tears—different people have different fates, Brother Pao is the man holding the "cornucopia" after all.
After suppressing the restless hearts of the monkey spirits below, Tan Min, uncharacteristically, did not let the comrades who failed in dictation be punished for copying, and she took out a megaphone from her bag.As soon as this thing was unveiled, everyone immediately understood Tan Min's intentions and applauded in unison.
Luo Kai's butt was just touching the stool, and when he saw this, he immediately jumped up. Tan Min glanced at him and smiled: "Kai Kai, don't worry, I'll let you be the first one later." After eating a frost-beaten eggplant, he opened the playlist with nothing to love.
Tan Min's new and old accounts were counted together. Except for those who failed in dictation, comrades who did not write their names in the English study report and did not submit it also got the opportunity to perform, so the English class directly turned into a music class.
Even Tan Min was lenient, and the nerves of the monkey spirits in Class Seven immediately relaxed. In the next physics class, as soon as Teacher Bai entered the classroom, he was blocked by male students who were ambushing by the door.
At that time, a game called "Aruba" was popular in the campus. Several boys set up Teacher Bai and bumped into the pillars in the corridor. A group of people crowded around to watch the excitement.Teacher Bai couldn't laugh or cry, and finally got "released after serving his sentence". After regaining his freedom, he stood on the podium and circled his fingers: "You, you, you... I remember all your hateful faces! Tonight If I don’t attack you Teacher Shi, I won’t let you go!”
This state of excitement continued into the evening.According to the tradition of the No. [-] Middle School, evening self-study is cancelled, and each class organizes its own activities.After the afternoon class, the seats in the classroom were arranged in a circle, leaving a large space in the middle as a stage.The literary and art committee rented speakers and microphones, and Luo Kai helped Tong Jiakui carry a few bags of snacks and drinks to distribute to the whole class.
When the evening self-study bell rang, there was a "pop", and someone turned off all the ceiling lights in the classroom. When the rotating lights were turned on, it immediately felt like a disco.
Zhang Jin has no interest in acting, and has been leaning against the wall to play with his mobile phone. When he gets tired of playing, he lazily leans against the wall and watches the bully next to him do the quiz——Because he moved his position, Zhang Jin changed from Cheng Kuang's back seat to The next table next to each other.
Cheng Kuang lowered his head, and the shadow of his eyelashes covered his eyes. The classroom was dimly lit, and occasionally a few beams of colored light swept over him. In the dimness, his side face appeared focused and soft.Zhang Jin just looked at it casually, and he watched it for a long time without knowing it, and when he came to his senses, he still felt that he still had more to say.
The classmates in the class were playing with digital bombs. Cao Hui felt that it was absolutely impossible for such a famous character as Pao Geer not to appear on the stage. He was about to call Zhang Jin, but when he moved his eyes, he found Zhang Jin He was actually biting his ear with Xueba!
Cao Hui froze for a moment, made a quick decision, skipped Zhang Jin, and called someone else.After shouting, he glanced around subconsciously, and suddenly met Hu Miao's gaze.Although Hu Miao quickly looked away, Cao Hui keenly noticed that that fleeting glance was mixed with many puzzles, unwillingness, and even deep hatred.
Cao Hui's eyelids twitched violently, and a chilling thought came to his mind: Alas, this kid won't turn his head until he hits the south wall.
When he looked in Paogeer's direction again, he found that Zhang Jin's seat was empty.
Not only Zhang Jin's seat was empty, but the seat next to Xueba was also empty.
"Can you pick it up for me?" The girl in the back row leaned out and pointed to the Coke can under the table. Cao Hui responded, and was about to reach out to pick it up when there was a "pop" when Hu Miao stepped on it. Blow it up.
The smell of soda filled the air, and the girl and the people around were startled. Cao Hui yelled "Miao ah", but Hu Miao kicked the table and went out as if he didn't hear it.
The teaching building is brightly lit, and there are lively laughter in every classroom.The corridor was very windy, Cheng Kuang put the hoodie on his head, and asked Zhang Jin, "Why did you ask me to come out?"
"When the moon is dark and the wind is high, what else can you do?" Zhang Jin rubbed his hands, then turned around and smiled at him, "Xueba, murder and set fire or rob house, which one do you choose?"
A fool is a fool.Cheng Kuang refrained from swearing, not understanding why he came out with him.Isn't it good to brush the questions?
"I'm doing this for your own good...the classroom is so dark, what kind of questions are you doing?" Zhang Jin turned to face Cheng Kuang, and walked backwards step by step, "I'll take you to a good place."
Just as he was talking, Zhang Jin's cell phone rang, and as soon as the call was connected, Cheng Kuang guessed where Zhang Jin was going when he heard Zhang Jin call the other party "Dapeng".
Sure enough, they went to the school gate, where Fang Peng was already waiting.He was wrapped up like a bear, crouching with a bag of barbecue.
"Eat it while it's hot, it will affect the taste when it's cold." Fang Peng stuffed something to Zhang Jin through the hole in the gate, greeted Cheng Kuang, then rode on the e-Donkey and waved away.
Zhang Jin shouted at his short back: "Thank you Brother Peng."
Cheng Kuang was stunned for a moment before he remembered: Oh, Fang Peng is not a ten-year-old brat, Comrade Xiong... No, Mr. Tianshan Child Grandfather is already 28.
Zhang Jin took the barbecue, and went to the small supermarket to buy beer - I don't know how this stuff got into the school supermarket and how it was dug out by Zhang Jin.
Cheng Kuang looked at the barbecue and beer, and asked, "Where are you going now?"
Zhang Jin whistled happily: "Good place."
Cheng Kuang knew it, and Sha Paoer couldn't speak human words well at all.
The so-called "good place" is actually the rooftop on the top floor of the senior three teaching building.This teaching building has five floors, the fifth floor is almost empty classrooms, and there is a rooftop on the west side.There are no traces of whitewashing on the wall of the roof. I don’t know who wrote down the name of the crush on the wall first. Later, people followed suit one after another, so the entire three walls were covered by the romance and love of these young people. Long contracted.
The wind here is very strong, and the bag containing the barbecue was blown loudly. Cheng Kuang asked, "Is this the good place you said?"
"I didn't know the wind was so strong..." Zhang Jin gave a "fuck" sound, picked up the barbecue and went into the classroom, "Hurry up, hurry up, right here."
The position was moved from the rooftop to the empty classroom.Cheng Kuang turned on the lights. There was no one in the classroom for a long time, and the desks and chairs were all messed up. It is said that during evening self-study, young couples often hide in this empty classroom to have a love affair under the guise of doing homework.
"Barbecue should be served with beer," Zhang Jin opened a can of beer, squinted his eyes, stared at Cheng Kuang and said, "Do you dare to drink, Xueba?"
"It's quite arrogant, scumbag." Cheng Kuang glanced at him and took the beer.
Zhang Jin clinked glasses with Cheng Kuang, raised his head and drank it without taking a breath.
When grandpa was alive, Cheng Kuang often accompanied him to drink, but now he doesn't drink.Therefore, Cheng Kuang's alcohol capacity is not very good, and he will get a headache after drinking two or three cans.He saw that Zhang Jin drank beer like water, and from time to time he uttered nonsense, foolishly claiming that he could never pour a thousand glasses.Cheng Kuang almost believed his evil, until he found that the tumbler player had blown the same bullhide three times, and he realized that this thing was no longer clear-headed.
Later, he stood on the rooftop with Zhang Jin, who was drunk and confused, and blew the cold wind for 10 minutes. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore. His patience ran out, and he kicked Zhang Jin's calf: "Hey, scumbag, let's go."
Zhang Jin put his hand on his shoulder, and leaned over him: "Let's go!"
The sudden intimacy made Cheng Kuang pause for a moment, but Zhang Jin didn't realize it. Since he was unconscious, Cheng Kuang didn't bother with him.
The people celebrating the event had almost dispersed. When they arrived at the carport, Zhang Jin spent 5 minutes unlocking the car, kicked off the kickstand, stabilized the handlebar with one hand, stepped on it as soon as he stretched his long legs, and turned his head to Cheng Kuang with a raised chin. , Said: "Why are you in a daze? Come up, Brother Pao will take you flying."
Zhang Jin didn't know it while driving under the influence of alcohol, and pretended to be aggressive.
"Come down." Cheng Kuang said.
"What the hell?" Zhang Jin was stunned.
"Come down, let me ride instead." Cheng Kuang held the left handlebar and "occupied the magpie's nest" without any guilt.
Zhang Jin sat on the back seat suspiciously: "Are you okay?"
Cheng Kuang said, "Believe it or not, I can make you motion sick?"
The level of Xueba pretending to be aggressive is not inferior to Pao Geer at all.As soon as the words fell, he stepped on the pedal, and the bicycle rushed forward like flying.
"Fuck!" Cheng Kuang started without even saying hello, and Zhang Jin hastily withdrew his feet, "Can you say a word, can you take care of people with long legs?"
Cheng Kuang replied without sincerity: "I'm sorry."
He was riding very fast, and the wind was strong at night, the school uniform was blown up, and the unzipped coat kept floating behind him, Zhang Jin would only be able to see Cheng Kuang's waist if he lost his mind for a moment.
In the spirit of not looking at nothing when it was delivered to the door, he glanced at it for a while, and asked casually: "The waist is still tight, do you have abdominal muscles?"
Cheng Kuang said, "Shall I lift it up for you to have a look at?"
This nonsensical answer aroused Zhang Jin's crooked thoughts, he squinted his eyes, and stretched out his hand out of nowhere.
As soon as the tip of Zhang Jin's index finger brushed the hem of the school uniform and touched Cheng Kuang's back, he felt Cheng Kuang's whole body stiffen.Just when he thought Xueba was going to turn his face and deny anyone, Xueba didn't seem to have anything wrong, and didn't even curse at him.
Zhang Jin was startled, pondered for a while with his not sober mind, and suddenly felt blessed.
Oh, I'm still drunk.
A drunk man can do nothing too much.
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Brother Pao: The smile is gradually emmm ummm
Chapter 25 If the previous thoughts were just evil thoughts, then this time, they must be considered evil thoughts
I'm drunk, and whatever I'm doing right now is justifiable.Why not do whatever you want?
——As soon as this shameful cognition came into being, the crooked thoughts in Zhang Jin's heart grew vigorously.
Cheng Kuang didn't expect that his precious tolerance and concessions would be taken advantage of by Sha Pao'er. The other party's dog's paws not only didn't close when they saw it, but made an inch of it, and continued to climb a little further, directly wrapping around his waist.
Cheng Kuang was taken aback for a moment. At this moment, the tire happened to run over a pothole, causing Zhang Jin a pain in his back. All wrong thoughts went to one side, and he blurted out a curse word: "Your uncle, Cheng Kuang!"
They were going downhill, and the garbage dump on the side of the slope was not cleared, and it was full of garbage. Cheng Kuang glanced away and threatened Zhang Jin: "Release, or I will send you to the garbage dump."
"Hey, Xueba," Zhang Jin snorted, unmoved, "Why don't we both die together?
... Is this stupid thing really drunk or fake drunk? !
The veins on Cheng Kuang's forehead twitched, he gritted his teeth and endured him all the way. Unexpectedly, when he reached the place, Zhang Jin not only did not let go of the hand that made the mistake, but tightened it even more. Was wiped lightly.
At that moment, the numbness with body temperature was like a needle, Cheng Kuang was caught off guard, and subconsciously wanted to bounce away, but his body was restrained by Zhang Jin and couldn't move.For a moment, the two of them could only be deadlocked on the bicycle in this overly intimate posture.
In the winter night, the cold wind was blowing, and Zhang Jin's body temperature easily passed through the thin school uniform and sweater. The few seconds suddenly became very long, and Cheng Kuang suddenly felt awkward and repulsive.
He clenched the handlebar tightly, tried his best to restrain himself from doing it directly, and said irritably, "Let go."
As soon as he finished speaking, Cheng Kuang felt a sudden sinking on his back.
This is not the style of a fool.Cheng Kuang's eyelids twitched, remembering Zhang Jin's quiet performance in the second half, and finally realized something - the tumbler Pao'er fell down.
There was a bell on Zhang Jin's bicycle, and Cheng Kuang dialed it for a while, but Zhang Jin didn't respond.After thinking for a while, he let go of the handlebar, took out his phone from his pocket, turned on the music player, pressed "play", and then put the phone behind his back.
The moment Xingxing turned on the lamp, Zhang Jin woke up suddenly, and uttered a dirty word in a daze: "Fuck!"
"Stupid, wake up." Cheng Kuang turned off the bell.
"Cheng Kuang, are you looking for smoke!" Zhang Jinwo was on fire, with the anger on his forehead, feeling that he almost flew up from the spot just now.Cheng Kuang looked quite happy, this little bastard who had no conscience gave him a light look, and said, "Go to bed and go to sleep, tumbler."
After speaking, he walked towards the entrance of the corridor, ready to go upstairs.Unexpectedly, after walking two steps, someone suddenly pushed him from behind. It was probably caused by alcohol. The fool did not attack lightly or hard. At that time, Cheng Kuang happened to be walking by the wall, next to the iron gate of Zhang Jin’s house. This push hit the iron door.
But the iron door was unlocked, Cheng Kuang knocked open the half-covered door when he reached it, leaving his back empty, and almost fell to the ground following the inertia.Zhang Jin grabbed him, but because of too much force, he used this brute force to press Cheng Kuang against the wall. Zhang Jin squeezed Cheng Kuang's wrist, bent his eyes and said, "I won't twitch if you call me a cannonball!" you."
Cheng Kuang said blankly, "Wake up, you idiot."
"You fucking..." Zhang Jin lowered his eyes and met Cheng Kuang's gaze. The swearing had just begun, and he suddenly forgot the words.
Zhang Jin's gaze slid from the eyes to the bridge of the nose, then moved down the bridge of Xueba's nose a little bit, crossed the shadow, and landed on the pair of thin red lips.
Only at this moment did he notice that they were very close to each other—the so-called close proximity was nothing more than that.
He was panting, and the hot, alcohol-smelling breath brushed his cheeks and sprayed on Cheng Kuang's ears. As long as he moved an inch, a certain balance would be broken.
With this bewitching glance, Zhang Jin was lured by something, and suddenly an uncontrollable thought popped up.If those previous thoughts were just evil thoughts, then this time, they must be regarded as evil thoughts.
I want to kiss him.Zhang Jin thought in a shocked and complicated mood, fuck!I actually want to kiss him!
What kind of shit is this?Am I fucking crazy!
He didn't know if Cheng Kuang had noticed, anyway, he should have sniffed out the miscellaneous fur in his house - this unlucky idiot suddenly howled, Zhang Jin felt guilty like a coward, and let go of Cheng suddenly. Kuang's hands.
Following the barking of the dog, the lights in the room were turned on, and the light came out from the window, and there was the sound of pattering footsteps inside, and he called out to Shulan, "Jin, are you back?"
Everything is bright again.
Cheng Kuang said "I'm leaving", and Zhang Jin had already gone out in a blink of an eye.
Zhang Jin suddenly remembered something, ran to the door, and shouted towards the corridor: "Cheng Kuang!"
Zhang Jin's voice turned on the voice-activated lights in the corridor, but until the lights went out, there was silence in the stairwell.I must have heard it, but why didn't Cheng Kuang say anything?
broken.Zhang Jin's heart skipped a beat, did he find out...
"Why?" It was Cheng Kuang's voice.
Zhang Jin looked up and saw Cheng Kuang standing on the balcony, looking at him impatiently.
Mother fucked a dick, I was shocked!
"Cough..." Zhang Jin was choked up, and his hanging heart finally let go. He smiled at Cheng Kuang upstairs, and said, "Happy New Year, Xueba."
Just after twelve o'clock, Cheng Kuang was taken aback and replied, "Happy New Year, scumbag."
Zhang Jin couldn't help laughing and said "Fuck", seeing Cheng Kuang also curled the corners of his mouth.
Fortunately, I didn't say anything just now.He thought with lingering fear.Zhang Jin believed that once he did this, the bully would immediately turn his face and deny anyone—a little bastard surnamed Cheng would definitely do such a thing.
Zhang Jin went back to take a shower. Due to the poor sound insulation of the old house, when he walked into the bathroom, he heard the sound of flip flops above his head, followed by the sound of water.
Xueba is also taking a shower.Zhang Jin turned on the shower, thinking uncontrollably and naturally.
The sound insulation effect is poor. This is not good. The dilapidated ceiling is useless, forcing people to listen to the bottom of the wall.
Zhang Jin recalled Cheng Kuang who was close at hand in the yard just now, and the menacing impulse that came to him for a moment—he wanted to lower his head and lean forward in the direction of his heart palpitations... that feeling of trembling breathing, Followed like a demon.
Why did he have such absurd impulse toward Cheng Kuang?
Why Cheng Kuang?
It was the first time in Zhang Jin's life that he encountered such a sticky question, and felt extremely awkward.Although he is usually ignorant and often speaks obscene things, the old woman surnamed Wang upstairs still calls him a "little rascal" all the time, and people outside even call him "Brother Paoge"—I don't know. I thought he was a well-known gun king.
But in all fairness, he is at best a rogue in name only. He has been in the world of mortals for more than ten years, and he has never even touched a little girl's fingers. It is the first time in his life that he wants to play a rogue, but the partner is actually a man.
Zhang Jin closed his eyes, thinking in a turbulent state: I can't fucking be the same...fuck!Don't think about it anymore Zhang Jin!
He turned on the tap, washed his face with cold water, and told himself in a deceitful way: It's all because of the beer, I must have drunk too much.
The sound of the water upstairs stopped, and Cheng Kuang came out of the shower. He planned to study the questions for a while before going to bed, but belatedly remembered that the questions were thrown on the table and he didn’t bring them with him, so he took his mobile phone and listened to English.
The notification light of the mobile phone kept flashing, and after unlocking it, he found that there were several unread messages, more than half of which were "Happy New Year" sent in groups.The first is Cheng Yi’s. After Cheng Kuang clicked on it, he saw “Happy New Year” followed by “Happy Birthday”, and then indifferently remembered that on this day 17 years ago, he rolled into this world from Fang Youzhen’s stomach .
Among a row of familiar contacts, there is also a message from a stranger. It is probably a friend added from the group before. After adding it, there is no note because I don’t keep in touch with him often.The other party sent a video, the cover was a pure black background, with the words "New Year's gift" written in white on it.
Before Cheng Kuang opened it, he didn't know it was a despicable prank.
In the video, the slovenly lunatic is looking at a photo, panting excitedly and heavily, with one hand hidden in his crotch, he is jerking up and down hastily.The person in the photo is Cheng Kuang.
"Happy New Year," said the anonymous.
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Slag Quotations: I'm drunk, and I can be forgiven for everything I do.
No update tomorrow, if there is no accident, see you the day after tomorrow (???)
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