Good gay friend actually wants to gay me!

The branch opened by Chu Youming's cousin is in the city center. Compared with the feasting lights all over the street, the Gothic English boldface hangs obliquely on the door frame, which inexplicably reveals a secondary school.

"Queer?" Qin Yuxi didn't learn English well, and scratched his head in distress, "What does this mean?"

"... Strange meaning," Chu Youming didn't elaborate, but said, "Let's go in and have a look."

"Wait, wait." Qin Yuxi suddenly thought of something, took out his phone and operated it for a while.

Chu Youming watched helplessly as he clicked on the Doujiu short video app, and couldn't bear to look directly at him, "Are you also recording at this time?"

"I can't be a serious Internet celebrity, so I can be a competent anchor!" Qin Yuxi replied confidently, and turned on the live broadcast happily, "Isn't it good to promote your sister!"

"Hey, look what I brushed out?"

"It's so late...Internet celebrity Xixi racing late at night?"

"Tsk, this light blinds my dog's eyes, bar?"

Qin Yuxi cleared his throat, pulled Chu Youming aside, and said solemnly: "This is the bar of my good buddy's sister. It's called Queer. If you are interested, you can come and play."

"Hey, you started advertising before it became popular? Xixi has grown up!"

"queer, I remember QAF's Q?"

"She's just my sister, I'm worried if you misunderstood..."

Qin Yuxi said angrily: "My sister, my cousin! Don't make wild guesses!"

Walking into the bar slowly, the lights are dazzling, the singing is ambiguous, and there are people in pairs in the corner, and they can't see their faces clearly.

Qin Yuxi looked around, feeling something strange: "Why is that guy so short? That black long straight girl is so tall?"

Chu Youming took a look and saw the clue: "Iron T and women's fetishism."

Qin Yuxi shuddered and said in disbelief, "Is this a gay place?"

"Queer is gay, QueerasFolk, Sisi just ignored me QAQ"

"Ha, Xixi is gay in the first place, so don't act so exaggerated!"

"Xixi must be a deep closet. Only a deep closet is the one who talks about straight men and straight men every day, and always hangs out with good friends, tsk tsk tsk."

Qin Yuxi choked, and swallowed the declaration of straightness in his mouth with difficulty, his face full of depression.

"To be precise, it's a non-hetero bar, gay bisexual asexual, narcissistic and even objectified."

Chu Youming ordered two glasses of draft beer and explained: "My cousin wants to be this kind of bar. She likes to be different."

Qin Yuxi looked around curiously, and found many strange people, he couldn't stop his curiosity while watching and photographing, Chu Youming could only forcefully press him down: "Don't make trouble, some people don't want to be on camera. "

Qin Yuxi turned her head resentfully, calmed down, her eyes were still sneaking a blind glance, and she still didn't forget to advertise: "Hey, you saw it, this bar is quite fun, come here often when you have free time."

"This tone reminds me of the old bustard..."

"How much advertising fee did your buddy pay you? I'll pay twice!"

"I want to see Xixi drink, hee hee, drinking Long Island iced tea."

Chu Youming: "...Don't come up with bad ideas."

Long Island Iced Tea, with an alcohol content of more than 40%, is a famous wine that loses its identity.

"Long Island Iced Tea!" Qin Yuxi had admired his name for a long time, and immediately got excited, joking, "If I drink it, how much will you reward?"

"Xi Xichou is shameless, and wants to give a reward? Well, I will give you a small red envelope for one dollar!"

"I'm so poor, I'll give you ten small gold bricks!"

"I, local tyrant, give you a 100 yuan car!"

"Stop talking nonsense, drink quickly! I'll pay for the drink!"

Qin Yuxi counted the rewards in his mind, and three to five hundred yuan made him elated, and he said wildly: "For the sake of being so aggressive, I'll drink two glasses!"

Chu Youming: "..."

After ordering and the camera was pointed at the bartender, Qin Yuxi covered the speaker and said to Chu Youming in a low voice:

"You will carry me back, right? I heard that the wine is very exciting. It's a pity to come to the bar once and have a few more drinks."

Chu Youming: "... If you get too drunk and get fucked by me, I will take responsibility."

Qin Yuxi snorted: "I don't need you! I will masturbate myself!"

Chu Youming: "..."

Seeing that he compromised, Qin Yuxi immediately beckoned for a cup of Long Island iced tea, ordered a cup of white water for Chu Youming, and carefully told him: "If I'm drunk, you can hold me and drag me away, don't hesitate to turn off the live broadcast! "

Chu Youming glanced at him and said, "Don't regret it."

Qin Yuxi smiled and said, "Just don't kill me."

Chu Youming wanted to kill him right now.

"Tsk, what are the young couple talking about?"

"Quick, quick, I don't want to watch the bartender, I want to watch Xixi drink."

"In the front row, I want to see Xixi get lost."

Qin Yuxi sneered: "You're going to be disappointed, I'm not drunk for a thousand cups!"

"Liar!"

"Sit and wait for a slap in the face."

When the lost body wine was served, Qin Yuxi sipped it pretending to be seasoned, but he couldn't help frowning because he couldn't taste the spicy taste of the liquor.

"Is it good?" Chu Youming asked knowingly, "If you can't drink it, don't drink it. You can't drink."

"Who said that?" Qin Yuxi insisted on being brave, raised his glass and took a big sip, and immediately turned his face off. He still unconsciously said loudly, "This wine is just like that. It's not as powerful as imagined at all!"

"This screen shakes until I feel dizzy..."

"Are you still drunk? I'm already drunk!"

"Did you drink the second cup? Wait for Sisi to lose her virginity."

Chu Youming frowned, and pulled out Qin Yuxi's cell phone: "That's all for today, it's closed."

"Hey, hey, big brother, it's only been live for less than half an hour!"

"Xixi! Wake up! You always want to sneak up on you while we're not around!"

"Xixi! Xixi! Sober up! Grab your phone!"

"Mobile phone... mobile phone..." Qin Yuxi muttered, as if he had received an inexplicable call, he pounced on it, and a dragon swung his tail to snatch back the phone, "Old Chu, you scoundrel! I promised them a second cup! "

After finishing speaking, he squinted his eyes and yelled for the bartender to make a drink.

"You can't have a second cup," Chu Youming held him down with a cold face, and told the bartender, "Have a glass of Long Island Iced Tea without alcohol."

"I'm not drunk yet!" Qin Yuxi blushed and kicked him, "I want Long Island iced tea with wine!"

The bartender looked at Qin Yuxi, then at Chu Youming, then turned to work.

"One dollar bet, no booze."

"Bet ten dollars, no wine."

"Bet a hundred dollars, no wine."

"Ah? Do you all ask for more wine? Then I will ask for more wine! Just a dime!"

When a side of Long Island iced tea was served, Qin Yuxi took a sip, smacked his lips, "...I can't taste it."

Chu Youming followed suit, showing a satisfied expression: "It's wine, drink it."

"Sissi! He's lying to you!"

"Sissi, don't be fooled! We want real Long Island iced tea!"

"Xixi, Xixi, give me some courage!!"

"Xixi! If you don't live up to your expectations, you won't be able to lose your virginity!!"

Qin Yuxi looked at the phone in confusion, his brain had been paralyzed by alcohol, he couldn't tell the difference between tea and wine, and defended Chu Youming: "Chu Youming never lied to me...he will tell me directly if he thinks about it."

Chu Youming: "..."

Live barrage: "..."

"Finally willing to appreciate my little place?"

Chu Youming's cousin, Ji Luoluo, has shoulder-length purple gradation hair, a half bun, dark smoky makeup, black suspenders, white shorts, and a dark blue trench coat. She is a typical nightclub guy.

Chu Youming nodded coldly, and waved her away.

Ji Luoluo looked at the half-empty wine glass in front of Qin Yuxi's table, with his flushed face and sparkling eyes, and suddenly raised his eyebrows: "Haven't you got it yet?"

"Huh?" Before Chu Youming could speak, Qin Yuxi spoke out first, frowned and said, "Cousin, why are you dressed like this, it's so dangerous."

Ji Luoluo ignored him, and instead said to Chu Youming, "I'm drunk, hurry up and drag me back to work."

Chu Youming: "...I'm not that kind of person, so don't let your mind wander."

Ji Luoluo looked at him contemptuously: "You're a liar, you're prudish."

A bartender came over: "Luo Luo, who's here?"

Ji Luoluo: "Who?"

"The one who has been drinking for a year," the bartender said distressedly, "We opened a new store, and he came along."

Ji Luoluo's face suddenly turned cold, and he said in a bad mood: "Every day, we drink wine in our bar and don't give out a dime, so let him go!"

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