Good gay friend actually wants to gay me!

Qin Yuxi said suspiciously: "You are not..."

Green-haired brother: "Your boss is a reasonable person, I am very grateful to him."

Qin Yuxi couldn't figure it out, so he had no choice but to call Yu Qing privately.

Humanoid kayak: "...my pot."

Human-shaped kayak: "You can find out by looking through the chat records of Kua Kua Group."

Qin Yuxi couldn't bear to eat melons, so he turned to Kua Kua Qun and quickly turned up——

So handsome that he shut himself off: "I think the quality of sleep is still very important. Every time I lack sleep, my eyes are so swollen that I can't see it the next day."

Zai Zai is the cutest: "You think so too? My Dabao is like that. He is just in junior high school and stays up late every day to check Douyin. Every time I twitch my eyelids, I know he's not sleeping well. If I catch him, I'm sure this kid will The sophistry says that I monitor him every day, and I have to work every day, so how can I have so much free time==.”

Zai Zai is the cutest female white-collar worker in her 40s. The supernatural power is a premonition of bad things in the family, including bad habits. Every time her husband drinks too much outside, and her son secretly plays games in the room, her eyelids lightly One jump, combined with the actual situation, can always catch one accurately.

It is said that this premonition also helped their family avoid five large and small car accidents. Can't even take care of it.

The two of them were discussing vigorously, when the humanoid kayak suddenly spoke.

Humanoid kayak: "Ordinary people should not get involved in the world of supernatural beings, it's really not as simple as you think!"

The Kua Kua group was suddenly quiet, and then an explosive discussion ensued. Everyone chattered about the president's divine words, crazy @人形罗船, sitting and waiting to eat melons.

It took Yu Qing a while to realize that he had made a wrong frequency, but he couldn't undo it after 2 minutes, so he could only say: "Sorry, I was talking to a kid just now, that kid has no abilities, but he wants to join our organization. I have a little headache."

Zai Zai is the cutest: "What's the situation with that child?"

The human-shaped kayak briefly said, everyone you and I slowly turned to talk about the difference between ordinary people and supernatural beings.

It's going to rain: "I don't think there is any difference? Should I go to work or go to work as usual, should I go to work or go to work as usual, and I don't make much money."

Nine years old: "It's very distressing not to grow up. Every time I am recognized as a dwarf, I am very angry. If I can, I also want to be an ordinary person."

Little Current: "I quite like my ability, although the price is a bit high."

Humanoid kayak: "Yan Qu, it is strictly forbidden to play with your mobile phone while you are recovering from your illness. Playing with your mobile phone while charging with supernatural powers will aggravate your condition. If you continue to do this, you will not go to the next month's training."

Xiao Current was too frightened to speak, and logged out directly.

Dimensional voice change: "Ordinary people are very different from supernatural beings. It's best not to let him in."

Gao Gao: "If you are a newcomer with potential, you can join him in advance."

Humanoid kayak: "He said that his ability is to get up on time at six o'clock every morning... But Xu Zhitao has tested it, and he has no ability or potential. That child is lying."

Doctor in the health room: "Yes, it's a pity. I really like that kid. He looks like a person with supernatural powers, but it's a pity that he really doesn't have any supernatural powers at all."

Cold-blooded animals: "Can't ordinary people join? Why do we have to have supernatural powers? Our supernatural powers are not as high as imagined, and sometimes they are worse than ordinary people."

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole air was quiet.

The physique of cold-blooded animals is similar to that of snakes. They have no sweat glands. They have to soak in cold water from time to time to cool down when they go to cool places in summer. They have to hibernate in winter and maintain enough care to maintain their body temperature.

He has never felt that this is a supernatural power, but that it is a curse.

Humanoid kayak: "Don't say that, you can eat less food to sustain life and live longer than us. Now that the world is warming, a hot and humid environment will be more suitable for you to survive."

The cold-blooded animal said bluntly: "Don't scare me, maybe I haven't adapted to the hot environment, and I will die from the heat first."

Humanoid kayak: "... who will praise him and save this pessimistic child?"

"I like cold-blooded animals. It's very comfortable to hug in summer, and it's a cool tool!"

Cold-blooded animal: "Go away."

"It's good to eat as little as possible, and you can maintain a good figure. I like your pale and cold-blooded appearance, especially the beauty of a Western European gentleman!"

Cold-blooded animal: "You go."

"Leng Leng, if you are cold, I will send you a small quilt, if you are hot, I will send you a big air conditioner, if you are unhappy, tell me, and my sister can solve it for you~"

Cold-blooded animal: "..."

"How cool it is to be able to hibernate. When I was in school, I wanted to take a legitimate winter nap. In this case, as long as you take a picture of the case, the school will approve you if you don't want to!"

The cold-blooded animal dives straight ahead and doesn't speak anymore.

The group of friends boasted wildly for a while, and started to go wrong again after boasting, chatting about homework.

The humanoid kayak also complained from time to time: "That kid is too persistent."

Humanoid kayak: "Deleted him, this kid keeps adding, and just sent the verification message into a dialog box."

Humanoid kayak: "Everyone give me advice? Is there any way to make him give up? Why should an ordinary person extravagantly ask for superpowers? Pursue an unrealistic dream?"

Half of the group friends started to give him tricks, and the other half of the group friends comforted him in various ways. For a while, the group chat was scrolling upwards.

Suddenly, a diving account suddenly appeared, bearing the title of svip, speaking surprisingly.

Group leader - the man in black: "Let him join."

The group leader suddenly dropped into the air, and the lively speeches of the Kua Kua group suddenly stopped, ushering in the third silence today.

Humanoid kayak: "...who?"

"That kid," said the man in black, "let him join."

Humanoid kayak: "But that child has no abilities."

The man in black: "I used to be an ordinary person, without any talent. Can't I force it if I don't have talent?"

The man in black: "I don't believe it, so I succeeded."

The man in black: "Let him join."

Humanoid kayak: "..."

Humanoid kayak: "You are the big boss and you have the final say."

[Group reminder] Join this group if you want something.

The entire Kua Kua group was in an uproar, but in front of the newcomers, no one dared to say much, they just kept praising the big boss for his wisdom and prowess, and how amazing it was for the newcomers to get up at six o'clock every day.

Humanoid kayak: "Most people can't do this ability. Now that you have joined our association, you must implement this ability well!"

Asking for something: "..."

Kua Kua Group has restored the harmonious and lively atmosphere in the past.

Qin Yuxi ate all the melons: "Wow, the big boss is an ordinary person!"

Chu Youming said without any disturbance, "Oh."

Qin Yuxi said dissatisfied: "That's the big boss, a man with a legend on his back! Can you give me some reaction!"

Chu Youming responded wittily: "Please tell us about his legendary experience."

Qin Yuxi's brain is active, combined with limited information, he perfectly made up for the tragic experience of the big boss:

"He, as an ordinary person, bears the destiny of saving the world.

"But he has no talent, so how did he come to save the world? In order to obtain supernatural powers to save the world, he practiced black magic with his own body. Unfortunately, his appearance was accidentally injured, so he could only show others in black.

"But under that incomplete appearance, there is a heart that shines like a diamond. Facing the green-haired boy who is also an ordinary person, he seems to see himself in the past, rejected, frustrated and abandoned by the world...

"So he resolutely extended a helping hand and accepted this young man. He was willing to train the young man to become another him, just because he was cursed by black magic, and his life was not long..."

Qin Yuxi suddenly fell silent, took a breath, and hastily changed his words to remedy: "Bah, bah, bah, the big boss won't die. If he dies, who will make us popular... In short, he will be as blessed as the East China Sea." , Shoubi Nanshan, rich in wealth, desperate to live to be a hundred years old!"

Chu Youming: "..."

The author has something to say: Catch a bug, change the tail, only half of Xixi's imagination is true.