Good gay friend actually wants to gay me!

The happy weekend is coming to an end soon.

"It feels like I haven't played much, and two days have passed." Qin Yuxi said regretfully, "I have to go to work again tomorrow."

"I resign if I don't want to go," Chu Youming said sincerely, holding the steering wheel, "I'm short of an assistant here."

Qin Yuxi hummed dissatisfied: "I won't be your little brother."

Chu Youming shrugged.

They were on their way back to the city, and there was still some distance from the apartment. Qin Yuxi suddenly remembered his precious car, so they turned to the heavy motorcycle shop to pick up the car.

There are a lot of new heavy motorcycles in the store, but unfortunately there are too few customers. The owner of the motorcycle shop has become a car wash family. From small vans to go-karts, they can wash them all in one package. It seems that they are planning to change jobs.

"Boss, you can't change your job." Qin Yuxi touched the new motorcycle foolishly, "If you change your job, I won't be able to find a good car."

The shop owner patted his heavy motorcycle and sighed: "There are very few people playing heavy motorcycles these days. You need a motorcycle license to go on the road. If you want to go fast, you can only be a good citizen. Some people think that playing heavy machinery is not fun. Let's play four rounds."

Qin Yuxi also sighed, lamenting the decline of the motorcycle clan.

Chu Youming: "Boss, I heard that there will be a car show on the sixth day of next month. Do you have tickets? Give us two tickets?"

"You guys are really well-informed!" The shopkeeper pulled out a drawer and took out a lot of tickets, "I'll give you a few more tickets, my friend is worried that no one will read them."

"What's so interesting about the auto show?" Qin Yuxi was not interested, and whispered, "It's all four-wheeled world..."

"I heard that there are still some good second round meetings," Chu Youming simply said the name of the car, "The engine is good, I really want to try it out."

Qin Yuxi suddenly became interested: "Go! I'll go too!"

After picking up the car, Qin Yuxi rode on his big devil, and followed Chu Youming's car back to the apartment.

When the two arrived home, Qin Yuxi took out the tattered clothes and trousers and threw them into the trash can. While throwing them away, he complained, "You're a real person. If you want to take off my clothes, just take them off. You can't wear them if they are torn..."

Chu Youming just put away the tooth cups for the two of them, and walked out of the bathroom: "Would you like me to take off your clothes now?"

"Yes," Qin Yuxi lifted up her short sleeves, and smiled to reveal her navel, "I'm afraid you won't be able to stand my beauty~"

Chu Youming knocked on his forehead: "The air conditioner is cold, don't catch a cold."

There was no food at home, so the two casually ate fried rice with eggs and played games in double row.

However, he was unlucky and lost six games in a row. Qin Yuxi was so angry that he dropped his mobile phone. Fortunately, the bed was soft enough to avoid any tragedy.

"Life is about winning and losing, so stay calm." Chu Youming said, "I'll give you a skin."

"I want the one in 1688 that will shine!" Qin Yuxi opened his mouth wide and shyly said, "Daddy Hao, stretch out your thighs and give me a hug."

Chu Youming stretched his legs: "Here, hold me well."

Qin Yuxi pounced on it, comfortably pillowed it on her lap, and deliberately showed a cute expression when she received the skin: "I love you [big man refill.jpg]"

As a result, his hands trembled and he sent it to the public channel. Fortunately, the news on the public channel was frenzied, and his emoji was completely pushed up.

"Have you checked the trending searches on Weibo?" "Damn it, I saw it, I suspect it's a special effect." "What's going on? I don't know."

A passer-by asked a question, and a well-meaning person said: "There is a little brother who was walking on the road and was knocked down by a billboard! Damn, half of his brain was smashed, and he stood up and walked away!"

Qin Yuxi was immediately attracted by the explosive news, and turned to Weibo to search for it.

The hot searched videos are all harmonized, only a few dynamic GIFs are left on the page lingering.

"Tofu flower mixed with tomato sauce, the identification is complete." "If you can survive this kind of situation, I will cut off your head!" "Is a certain movie hype?"

Qin Yuxi also thought it was a promotional video made by a certain zombie movie. His first reaction was that the special effects were so realistic, and his second reaction was when the movie will be released and where is the official announcement.

But there was no serious news after scrolling for a long time, so Qin Yuxi had no choice but to give up. He even held up the GIF and said to Chu Youming: "If the domestic production has this special effect, even if the plot is bad, I will scan it three times!"

Chu Youming glanced at it, and didn't pay attention at first, but when he glanced at it for the second time, his expression suddenly froze: "This doesn't seem to be a special effect."

Qin Yuxi was delighted: "Hahahaha, you are joking, how is it possible? Half of your head is gone!"

"I'm a computer student," Chu Youming became interested, and asked him to pass over the GIF, ready to be disassembled by the computer. "If you can make such a special effect, you can get him with any money."

Qin Yuxi deeply agreed, and continued to dig deeper, digging through Weibo, and found the WeChat circle of friends. As soon as he clicked on the circle of friends, he saw a certain latest news:

Da Liangliang: "Our deputy team leader accidentally had an accident, please don't repost the hot searched videos, and clean up the GIFs in time. Please promote the core values ​​of socialism and use scientific public relations to build a beautiful city together." [Billboard Open Scoop.gif 】【Link-Corpse Man】”

Qin Yuxi was stunned, and suddenly felt that the world was magical.

He dubiously clicked on the link, and found that a movie called Corpse Man was born out of nowhere. The director planned and the cast list was complete. There was a long list, and there were a few familiar names sandwiched between them, which seemed to be true. of.

Looking at Liang Liangfa's circle of friends again, Qin Yuxi was completely confused, he turned his head hesitantly: "Old Chu, has that GIF been decomposed?"

"63%, what?" Chu Youming leaned over, glanced at Qin Yuxi's Moments page, and fell silent for a while.

Chu Youming: "...It's faster to ask them directly."

Qin Yuxi went to poke Da Liangliang privately.

Da Liangliang: "Did you see that? That corpse is Hulu. If the popularity doesn't drop, the above said that they will really make a movie for netizens..."

Da Liangliang: "Remembering that you are also a supernatural person, I didn't block you. Our leader said that everything should be closer to science, but I was really shocked when I saw that the deputy team leader was fired. Who is so Ghost, it was such a coincidence to record it and post it on the Internet, tsk tsk."

Qin Yuxi was so shocked that she became numb: "...So it's true."

"Really," Chu Youming's decomposition results also came out, "This was taken by a mobile phone, Apple 10, and it has not been processed. If you dig carefully, you can find the photographer."

Qin Yuxi couldn't help but said: "Dig, dig, dig! I want to eat melon!"

Da Liangliang continued to chat with Qin Yuxi: "Is the real master okay? I heard that his research project has encountered a bottleneck. Maybe I can introduce our deputy team leader to him."

Qin Yuxi looked blank: "Problem? Deputy team leader? Why?"

Da Liangliang: "Don't you know? The real master is a graduate student of a seminary in Jerusalem abroad. It is said that he is doing a project on vampires and zombies. Our deputy team leader is the ancestor of zombies. He should be able to help."

Qin Yuxi: "..."

Qin Yuxi felt ashamed. As a member of the organization, he actually didn't know the members of the same group better than the group next door...

He couldn't help but go to the president to confirm the situation.

Humanoid kayak: "True is indeed studying at the Jerusalem Seminary. His main research direction is the difference in species and habits of different races between the East and the West. I heard that he is currently working with others to study the gene sequences of vampires and zombies... He also talked to I said, if there is a chance, we will do some experimental research to see if there is reproductive isolation between vampires and zombies."

Qin Yuxi: "..." Damn it, is this the real world of the supernatural boss?

In addition, Da Liangliang, are you sure you want to introduce your deputy team leader to the real boss... for a breeding experiment.