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Chu Youming asked straightforwardly: "Isn't an environment with a lot of nitrogen to nitrogen substrates like the Carboniferous to tree insects? Qin Yuxi didn't look like a giant?"

Xu Zhitao got stuck for a while, and explained dryly: "For aliens, the nitrogen environment like the earth happens to be suitable for them. The nitrogen environment of the earth is just right for them. Only with a large supply can they walk around so vigorously and freely."

"... What he said is actually quite reasonable!" Qin Yuxi suddenly said, "My parents took me to many hospitals since I was a child, but they didn't find out the reason. Maybe this is the truth?"

Chu Youming: "..." This idiot.

Qin Yuxi asked excitedly: "Then what will an alien like me evolve into in the future?"

"Uh," Xu Zhitao's eyes are misty, "At present, we don't have any research on nitrogen-based life like you. The conclusion of the physical examination is a temporary observation."

Qin Yuxi was like a deflated ball, unable to raise his spirits at all.

Xu Zhitao was most afraid of seeing such a scene, and habitually comforted him: "Hey, it's only temporary, you have to know that nitrogen is everywhere, what an advantage it is for you, and this molecular level substance... Well, let me tell you in secret, I think your future development direction may be a bomb, in other words, a humanoid X weapon, think about how powerful this is? The future is simply immeasurable!"

Qin Yuxi was tricked by Dr. Xu, and he was yearning for it immediately, his eyes sparkled.

Chu Youming: "..."

Qin Yuxi's enthusiasm soared: "When will the ability training start? I can't wait!"

"Hey, don't worry, this kind of thing has to be done slowly..."

After receiving the medical examination report, Qin Yuxi happily walked out, already having a beautiful vision for the future in his mind, and just wanted to share it with Chu Youming, when he turned around and found that this guy was still walking slowly behind.

"Why are you walking so slowly?" Qin Yuxi turned back and tugged at him, "Didn't you say you had work to do in the morning? Why are you not in a hurry now?"

Chu Youming stared at him: "...do you really believe what Xu Zhitao said?"

"What he said is very reasonable," Qin Yuxi said seriously, "it's very difficult to explain supernatural phenomena from a scientific point of view! What he said is very simple, and I understood it immediately. You must not have understood it. ?”

Chu Youming: "..."

Chu Youming gave up explaining to the idiot.

After leaving the pharmaceutical factory, it was already four o'clock in the afternoon.

Qin Yuxi specially asked for half a day off to get the report, but he didn't expect that there was so much time left.

Qin Yuxi couldn't help feeling: "It's so boring."

Chu Youming: "There is a car race in Dongming Mountain tonight, do you want to go?"

Qin Yuxi excitedly said: "Let's go!"

The two went to Dongming Mountain with a bag of beer, watching a group of seventeen or eighteen young people riding motorcycles arguing with each other for the little girl, with a final whistle, they all rushed out together.

Qin Yuxi: "I guess the red jacket will win."

Chu Youming: "The green hair will win."

Qin Yuxi stared at him with wide eyes in disbelief: "How is it possible? That kid has no momentum at all, and his head is so green that it glows. How could he win?"

"What if we win?" Chu Youming glanced at him.

"You beat that kid to win, right?" Qin Yuxi changed his mind, and said confidently, "Then I will beat the others to win!"

Five people, 80.00% possibility, Qin Yuxi was flattered and felt that he had won.

Chu Youming said calmly, "Bet?"

Qin Yuxi thought about the top ten choices that he wanted Chu Youming to embarrass, and finally decided with pain: "You give me a belly dance."

Chu Youming: "..."

Chu Youming decided to raise the bet: "I win, you dance in thongs."

Qin Yuxi was immediately shocked by this shameless proposal, and crazily added: "I've changed my mind! If I win, you can wear C-line pants and dance next to me! I'll record it!"

Chu Youming paused: "You said so."

But neither of them waited.

"It shouldn't be, it's been an hour," Qin Yuxi blushed, and kept poking his watch, obviously drunk, "Are all the newcomers running so slowly these days?"

Chu Youming covered his watch head with his palm, and pulled him closer: "The whole journey of Dongming Mountain takes half an hour, is it on the way...?"

Qin Yuxi's head was a little blurred: "Lost in the middle? Are all newbies like this?"

The circle of relatives and friends of the riders was also in a state of turmoil. Some people frantically dialed the phone but failed, and they had already ridden on their motorcycles to find someone.

Others have even called the police, completely forgetting that this is a self-inflicted trap-driving late at night, detained and fined.

An hour later, the police came, but even the relatives and friends who were looking for the person disappeared.

"It's almost three o'clock in the morning," Qin Yuxi yelled, waiting for the result, his eyes barely opened, "Why did the drivers disappear collectively? What kind of ghost story is this?"

Chu Youming frowned. The night wind woke up his brain. This was unusual. He said, "Go and see? We know this place well, so it's easy to find."

Qin Yuxi nodded, sleepiness made him lose his mind: "But we both drank... Otherwise, let's take a ride with the police uncle! Help the police handle the case!"

"Who is the god of Dongmingshan in the competition?" In the distance, the police officer who took the record suddenly said, "If you find it, take it back and detain it, fine it, criticize it and educate it!"

Qin Yuxi instantly made up his mind——

"Shuangsha, the famous winter mountain?" The police officer looked them up and down, "Take you two back too!"

Qin Yuxi returned to reality and shook his head frantically: "Forget it, let's drive secretly to find someone... Ah no, no, let's forget it... Hey, there are two shared bicycles on the side of the road, let's ride that one. ! Bicycles don’t drink and drive, right?”

Chu Youming suggested: "I don't drink much, so I'll ride you."

Qin Yuxi still had a little reason: "Bikes can't carry people, right? You can't carry me so heavy!"

"No one will see the black light..." Chu Youming quietly rubbed Qin Yuxi's head, "With your current state, I don't want you to ride a bicycle into a ditch."

Qin Yuxi agreed after struggling for a while, and the two took advantage of the night to sweep the car and leave.

Qin Yuxi was so drunk that he forgot to throw out the trash, and grabbed Chu Youming's shoulder to keep his balance. A bag of beer cans was hanging on Chu Youming's chest, really panicking.

Chu Youming held the handle with one hand and quickly pulled down the trash bag, but unfortunately he couldn't find a trash can to throw it away, so he had to carry it all the way.

After another bend, two buckets of red and green were lined up on the side of the road, and Chu Youming got his wish and threw away the garbage.

Qin Yuxi stood behind the car on the crossbar, and didn't notice the theft of the cans. Seeing this scene, he suddenly came back to his senses when he was drunk, and shook Chu Youming's shoulders vigorously: "Why throw me the cans? You can sell them for money." !"

Chu Youming was almost turned over on the spot by his shaking, he turned in an S shape with difficulty to maintain his balance, gritted his teeth and said, "Sit still."

Qin Yuxi: "?"

It happened to be a downhill, and one person and two riders pedaled far away. Qin Yuxi hugged Chu Youming's head in horror, and almost strangled Chu Youming's neck.

Chu Youming: "..."

The two turned a few corners without any risk, and from a long distance, they saw a group of drivers jammed there under a flickering street light.

The two of them looked at each other, thinking that something had happened, but when they rode closer, they found that these people were playing cards in a few piles.

Qin Yuxi and Chu Youming: "..."

What's going on with the young man now.

Deliberately disappearing collectively, not answering the phone at all, and even alerting the police, just to gather a crowd to play cards?