Hey, where is my knife?

"Haha, ha, Zhu Ling's face just now is really ridiculous, hiss—"

"Okay, still laugh! Don't look at yourself first! What is there to fight with that kind of simple-minded person?"

Ji Kai frowned, took another wipe from the supermarket, and wiped Li Weidu's chapped lips.It's so evil, seeing the scratches on the corners of his cheeks and lips is obviously painful, but... what's the matter with that inexplicable sense of taboo temptation?

Just now, after Li Weidu took his oath of sovereignty with him in his arms, he and Zhu Ling stared at each other without saying a word, and directly tore each other apart.

……

In Ji Kai's hometown, enemies like this who draw their swords at the slightest disagreement have a special title called "black-eyed chicken".

I always thought it was weird. I have only seen "black-eyed chicken", but I don't know what kind of species "black-eyed chicken" is.

As a result, the shameless and shameless cockfighting of the two in public just now, as well as the bruise on Li Weidu's face and Zhu Ling's panda eyes at the end, gave him a thorough and vivid lesson on what that magical animal looks like!

"You don't care either! There's only one supermarket in our community, how can we have the face to buy vegetables in the future?"

There was a fight in the supermarket, and the goods knocked down the ground without accident. The security guard rushed over to fight, and almost called the police.Later, Nian thought that both sides were full of respectable people, so it was not good to make the matter too big, and finally negotiated a compensation before releasing him from the small black room in the supermarket.

Throughout the whole process, Professor Ji was speechless.

He couldn't move his legs, and he couldn't join the battle because he had no force value, so he could only watch those two people messing about.

Anyway, this is not the first time.The previous two encounters were also fists and kicks when there was a disagreement. The first time was for coquettishness, uh no, it was a pure jerk, and the last two times...Thinking about it, it was actually because of him!

Life is amazing.

Before, I thought that Xiao Bailian was very vulnerable to Mary Sue, and was robbed by the domineering president and big stars... I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I guessed the beginning, but I didn't guess the godlike ending.

"Hey, Director Wang is fine! I'll make sure that Qi Yang and Lin Baoni are in place. Uh, Xia Mingxiu? It might be a little more troublesome for Golden Maple Award Best Actor... I'll try my best. Well, as long as Zhu Ling is not in the crew, everything can be discussed."

"Okay you!"

Ji Kai took back his cell phone, and limped to calm down Mr. Li.

Li Weidu: "Don't worry about it! I just want to scold him once, so that he can have a long memory. Why don't you let him go?"

"... I can't bear you, I can't bear you! Don't talk anymore, it's bleeding again!"

"I'm fine!" Li Weidu handsomely rubbed the back of his hand casually, "If the security guards hadn't stopped him just now, he would have been cleaned up on the spot! Toasting and not eating fine wine, I thought the words that threatened him before were all Just talking, I really can’t do anything to him, can I?”

"Alright. Last time in South America, this time he will be driven directly to Africa!"

"Ouch..." Ji Kaiping staggered in pain.

"Can you still go? Otherwise, I'll carry you on my back."

"I can't carry it, I can't carry it!" My thigh is strained, and I can't lift it up at all. How can I carry it?

"Then I hug you?"

"...What?" Life continued to be full of wonder and inconceivability, "Hold me? You're going to die."

This is not a joke, that tight body is very heavy!

"I want to give it a try." Mr. Li heard the meaning of the challenge, his black eyes slowly flashed a strangely excited light, and he glanced at the gray tile villa from a distance, "It's not far from home anyway, I'll hug you Come in!"

"No, no, Weidu, please don't! I'm pulling my legs, you'll show your waist later, we're both lying down and who will serve who... Hey, hey, wait for Mr. Li! Li Weidu!"

Really, you can never predict what will happen in the next second of your life.

For the first time in his life, he was regarded as a brick mover, unexpectedly!Enjoy the treatment of a princess hug!

……

The moment he was hugged into the door by Hang Chi Hang Chi, Ji Kai, a big man, was as shy as a 1.8 meter three bride and daughter-in-law.

After being carefully placed on the soft sofa, Li Weidu was finally willing to completely paralyze and gasp for breath, while lying on him like crazy and laughing non-stop.

"Mr. Li, Mr. Li, Weidu, calm down."

"Haha... I... like hugging you very much. I will hug you a few more times in the future."

Come on, you always calm down first!If you try to be brave, you feel like you've lost half your life!

"Ji Kai, I... oh, I really... like you."

If there is a disagreement, fight, and if there is a disagreement, confess.Old Ji Kai blushed, but Mr. Li even put on a tail after he confessed, "I like it so much that I can't express it in words."

...Isn't this well expressed in words? !

The fingertips were hooked, slowly entangled and rubbed, and the voice was muffled: "If only, it would be great if I could meet you sooner."

"...He knew you before me, and you liked him first, so I'm not reconciled. It would be great if I could meet you before him."

"But if you really met me at that time, you might not really like me."

Ji Kai chuckled and rubbed his soft black hair: "I'm glad I just met you now. 'Early' may not necessarily be a good thing, I prefer to meet you at the 'right time', for a long time .”

Because, I really don't want to miss it.

Just like a blue plum, when it is not fully ripe, it will only be sour to the toothache if you eat it greedily.And I have thanked God countless times. When I met you, I had already lost my youthfulness. At any rate, I have cultivated a little bit of maturity, stability, patience and tolerance.

You know, I may not be what I am now a few years ago.

I was really immature at that time, and there were still many sharp edges, maybe I would not know how to cherish and get along with it like now, and maybe it would make you sad.

Just as he was thinking, Li Weidu's kiss fell down.The breathing was complicated and lingering until he couldn't breathe, and his panting voice scratched his ears: "I want...you show your love to me."

"..." This person's brain circuit is always unpredictable.

Show it to whom?Ji Kai looked around, showing it to Guo Maomao?

"I mean, in the communication software, I have already written 'Baby Bear's family', but you have hidden me until now, and you can't even see me in your circle of friends!"

Ji Kai was taken aback for a moment: "What family members of the baby bear?"

"My signature! It's been so long, haven't you seen it?"

"..." I really didn't see it.

Ji Kai usually looks at the chat tools, and directly ignores the line of small characters under the user name.

So, Mr. Li, who thought he had shown his love for several months, felt lost like a mudslide.

Also, he couldn't understand what the hell Ji Kai's signature was.At one time, I was inexplicable and said "Please don't be late for the entrance exam on June 6th, Classroom 10, East Campus". I don't know what it means at all.

Later it was changed to "photographed by him", in fact, it can be regarded as a faint show.But it was not enough at all. After staring at it for a while, the signature was changed again under his nose.

"Family of Weidu."

"Weidu...du..." Xiaotian always took a sip of honey suddenly, and President Li couldn't hold it anymore.

Ji Kai has actually been thinking very hard. Didn’t you write “Baby Bear’s Family”, I have to fight you.Originally, I wanted to write about "Mr. Li's family members", but anyway... whichever one I choose, I'm trying to show my cuteness maliciously.

……

Mr. Ji's old cold legs healed quickly under Mr. Li's daily massage and recuperation.Soon he drove his 20 small Magotan and continued to go out to his class.

The days of class are really good and very regular.One session lasts for 40 minutes. During breaks after class, I can just check my phone regularly. Reply to Li Weidu’s various text messages. On the surface, “I saw a cat on the road”, “I found a tree with a crooked neck”, and the core is “I miss you”. .

Think about a few months ago, when you didn't know him well, and you didn't expect to be together one day.I once silently sympathized with the little goblin.

The boyfriend's domineering CEO's detention department is annoying, crazy, self-righteous, and bombarding with information.Who can stand this?

Now completely overthrow the thought at that time - don't you just reply a few text messages?

He loves you so much, all housework is included, he is handsome and has a good body, and the electric motor on the bed is very easy to use. Isn't it just insecure, and needs your attention all the time?

Just follow him!

Taking a few minutes out of the hour to text back is no hassle!What's more, no matter how busy you are, it's perfectly fine to think of him every few hours.

At the end of March, it was the anniversary of X University.

Associate Professor Ji was preparing a lesson in the office one day, when Huali was knocked on the door by the dean and vice dean.

As an outstanding young academic leader who has just completed a National Social Science Fund project, he was kindly invited to deliver an opening speech at the school anniversary auditorium meeting.

"This... If the task is assigned, of course I will not refuse. But will other colleagues have any objections? Dean, you see, I took a whole semester's leave last semester, and the social science fund project was mainly done by Liu. Teacher and Teacher Zhang finished it."

The old dean had a kind face under his presbyopic glasses: "Xiao Ji, don't worry, I have already communicated with Xiao Liu and Xiao Zhang."

"But Dean, I remember that Mr. Zhang has always hoped to have the opportunity to give a speech on stage. If he wants to go so much..."

"The situation is different this time," the topic was immediately snatched away by the young deputy dean: "In short, the most important thing about this school celebration is that there are donors coming! As the young teachers of our school 'Face', you have to go! Teacher Zhang knows about this, and she understands it 100%!"

"……"What?

"The donor is the boss of a certain big company. Last year he donated several million to the School of Engineering and Engineering. Associate Professor Ji, it's up to you whether our school can get the research fund this year, cough..." The vice president came over, "Gossip, the donor's gender is male, he likes male, cough cough!"

Ji Kai took the case.

Doesn't this kind of messy PY deal exist in the academic halls of public universities as promised?What's more, I have a master!

Deputy Dean: "Just to sell your face for the academy, not for you!"

"..."

"There are absolutely no unspoken rules! Your duty is to go up and stand on stage to please the benefactor. When you are in a good mood, you will naturally donate more funds to us. In this way, the reimbursement can be paid from the courtyard in the future, and the office can also be renovated. Professor Ji, come on, for the academy!"

……

At the end of March, it was not only the anniversary of X University, but also Ji Kai's birthday.

Li Weidu procrastinated day by day, unable to figure out what birthday gift to give, and was anxious every day.

"No, tell them no!"

"But Mr. Li, the vice president of X University and the deans of several colleges have called to invite you, saying that there is a special seat for you on the school anniversary."

"Let Vice President Chen go! Isn't that his alma mater? He also took the lead in the previous donations. It's none of my business. I'm not a graduate of X University." Li Weidu was helpless.

"But, isn't Vice President Chen participating in a science and technology exhibition in City B? As long as you have time, President Li, you can attend."

"No, I have to focus on shopping these days!" What should I buy?Honey?Dried fish?What to buy for Baby Bear's birthday!

Also at the end of March, the apricot and cherry blossoms in the community are in full bloom.

Early in the morning, Ji Kai opened the floor-to-ceiling curtains, and in front of him was a magnificent scene.

"...Well, it's so early again?" Mrs. Li's beauty, Chunsun, rubbed her eyes, "Isn't today Saturday, you usually rest today."

"Working overtime." Usually it's a break, but today I'm going to give a speech!

Ji Kai dressed casually in casual clothes, silently suffering from schizophrenia - the suits and leather shoes that he will change on stage later are all in the office, and he is still pretending to be a well-behaved little brick-and-mortar worker in front of President Li.

It's not fun these days.Mr. Li neither forced him to learn nor urged him to improve, and felt that he had completely accepted the negative and loose personality.Life is as peaceful as a salted fish.

"Ji Kai."

"Ok?"

"Kiss me before you go."

"Okay, okay." Of course, Xianyu was just joking.In fact, there is nothing to be picky about in life. It is obvious what kind of person you are, even the domineering CEO still loves you, and you are favored by such strength, what more can you ask for?

"From now on, kiss each other every day before leaving."

Li Weidu was dizzy, and was gnawed a few times, feeling as if the love that was missing in that cold home and alienated parents since childhood has been made up to a certain extent.

That's great, I'm so lucky to meet such a person who doesn't dislike my bad temper.

Willing to open his arms and hug him makes him feel that the world is full of kindness.And when pampering and following him, he didn't blindly compromise and indulge. He would gently point out problems when he encountered problems, and on the basis of gradually understanding his temperament and temper, he continued to pour in trust and love, and finally turned him from cold to cold. Hard melted warm and soft.

The eyes moved, looking at Guo Mao Mao who was sleeping soundly in the small cotton pad.

It's the same with that little guy - facing a gentle person, put away the thorns all over his body, and softened into a soft ball.

……

Not long after Ji Kai went out, Li Weidu also got up to wash and dress.

How to do it? X University celebration, finally Vice President Chen called to beg to attend, unable to refuse.

"Mr. Li, don't worry, it will take less than an hour, and at most 40 minutes. After the representative of the outstanding young scientific research workers has delivered a speech, you can go up and say a few words, and the rest will not waste your time."

Vice President Li was also very helpless.What's wrong with Mr. Li, who keeps saying that he is in a hurry to go shopping?The hobbies are so unique, why are they the same as those young girls who are newly recruited in the courtyard?

Li Weidu: "40 minutes is quite a long time, can you just let me be the first one?"

"Mr. Li, Mr. Li, just sit down for a while. There will be someone in front of you after the opening ceremony. Hey student assistant over there, pour a cup of tea for Mr. Li!"

Smelling the fragrance of tea, Li Weidu was absent-minded, listening to the host's praise of the school's century-old history and famous alumni's clichés.

"Then next, I would like to invite Associate Professor Ji Kai, an outstanding scholar from our law school and the person in charge of several National Social Science Fund projects, to give an opening speech for our school celebration."

Li Weidu was taken aback for a moment, and finally raised his eyes.

Ji Kai?Same name?I was so happy when I heard the name, it looks like I have donated a few million more today.

Then, he saw the auditorium podium under the lights, and a man in a suit and leather shoes walked onto the stage.

He is tall, with long legs and a very attractive waist. He is elegant and handsome with a bookish air all over his body. His hair is well combed and his cuffs are tightly buttoned. He has a mature and stable appearance with drooping eyes and a light cough as he pulls the microphone. The smiling and cheerful people at that time were completely different.

Li Weidu: "..."

"..."

"..."

But why is he on it?what's the situation! ?

"Principal Li, that person above..."

"Oh, Professor Ji from President Li's law school? What's wrong with him?"

"..." Li Weidu held back for a long time, "I recognize him."

"Hahaha, that's it. You are all highly educated, young and promising young talents, and it's normal to know each other."

"..."