Hey, where is my knife?

After a short silence, the other party snorted in a low voice with great disdain.

"You don't seem surprised at all."

He narrowed his narrow eyes and leaned back on the sofa.His hands were idly clasped on his chest, and the corners of his mouth were clearly filled with pity and sarcasm that mourned his misfortune and angered him indisputably.

"That is to say, you already knew about Zhu Ling's messy affairs outside?"

"It's just turning a blind eye and closing one eye, and you don't want to care about it, right?"

"Or...you can't manage it if you want to?"

Facing the aggression that hits the face.Ji Kai continued to maintain a polite smile with the last restraint, and secretly bent the fork in his hand a few degrees.

the president.Tigers don't send cats, do you really think I'm dying?

Just ask you, do you have long eyes? ! !

You should take a closer look!Keep your eyes open for a good look!Look at my face and figure!This time on the treadmill, half of the gym will look back at the sexy chest muscles, abdominal muscles, waist and buttocks!

Want to control it?What do you mean?How can I be worse than that white chopped chicken Ye Yin?

hehe!Forget it, don't be angry...

The other party is "Ye Yan's boyfriend" after all, and he already likes that kind of little evildoer who can't grasp it, what taste can he have? !

"Gentlemen, what do you use?"

The little waitress girl in a green skirt and with a green bow tie came over with an order pad, smiling at the right time.

……

Speaking of which, this is a green themed coffee shop called 'The Wizard of Oz'.

The walls are decorated with plastic green leaves, the curtains are green, and the tables and chairs are also painted green.Even the flower pots for planting potted plants on the window sills are made of green dots and green stripes.

So green, so green, so green, so green everywhere.

Ji Kai took a quick look at the PAD, and then revealed a sinister smile: "I want green juice and matcha cake. May I ask what other 'green' drinks and food you have in your store?"

Mr. Li, you just look down on people.

But it's also best not to get complacent too early.It's not certain who is greener between the two of us!

"And kiwi juice and... ah! We also have a special pistachio pie."

"Mr. Li, I'll order these two for you, no problem? They're green and oily, just in time."

The other party could naturally hear his sarcasm, and his face turned dark as expected.Ji Kai rested his chin and squinted his eyes to appreciate silently, and his mood finally improved a little.

"By the way, Mr. Li, you know that your family Ye Yandian came to my house to ring the doorbell a few days ago, right?"

Taking time off, I wanted to give this high-ranking president a gorgeous dismount.Unexpectedly, there was no fluctuation in Li Weidu's dark eyes, and he just nodded calmly.

"I know."

"..." Being so calm and so turbulent made it difficult for Ji Kai to answer the question.

The matcha cake arrived in good time.The fork absently stirred the green cream a few times, his mind was occupied by the music prelude slowly sounding in the store, and he babbled a few nonsense.

"So to be reasonable, even if the two of them really have something, I'm afraid there is no such thing as who unilaterally seduces or harasses whom. Both parties must be responsible."

That's Zhu Ling's new song.

Slow, deep, soulful, nice.The name is "Honey".

It has only been released for a month, and it has already won many awards, which is well deserved.Both the melody and the lyrics are quite tender and affectionate.

I remember that night at the celebration banquet at home, he looked into his eyes and said, baby Ji Kai, my dear, this song is for you.

Under the candlelight and in the balloon, Ji Kai smiled proudly at Zhu Ling.Turning his head to go to the bathroom, he secretly wiped his face with clean water.I took a pair of plain glasses to cover my slightly red eyes.

We have been married for three years and we have known each other for five years.

It's easy and smooth, and occasionally... there are bumps and bumps that are not easy, but generally speaking, it can be described as very happy.

Ji Kai is big and rough, and he usually doesn't have any childlike thoughts.

But when I dream back at midnight, sometimes looking at the peaceful sleeping face of the man under the moonlight, I suddenly feel that the years are quiet, and I feel that being able to marry Zhu Ling is really good luck for [-] lifetimes.

Now, he suddenly doesn't know which "dear" he is.

"It's true that both sides are responsible."

Li Weidu on the opposite side nodded, interrupting Ji Kai's sentimentality: "The two of us are also responsible."

……

Ji Kai stopped what he was doing.

What did I hear?

Although I have known for a long time that there is a mainstream value in society, which is called "Once there is a problem in marriage or love, both parties must be responsible."

However, isn’t that a brain-dead thinking circuit similar to “Why don’t thieves steal others but you” and “Why don’t rapists rape others and only rape you”? !

Is it okay for your wild man to ring the doorbell of Lao Tzu's house? Why should Lao Tzu, the victim, be "responsible"?

This stalker president, are you sure you're not joking?

Taking a serious look at Li Weidu, the other party's expression was extremely serious—without the slightest hint of irony.Ji Kai nodded involuntarily, but couldn't hold it back, and burst out laughing shamelessly with a "poof".

"Can you stop eating and spraying at the same time?" Li Weidu frowned full of disgust.

"Whether you sit or not, and whether you eat or not. If you are like this at home, then it's no wonder Zhu Ling doesn't want to stay with you."

"Crack." The fork bent completely.

Say who eats and sprays at the same time?Although the matcha cake on the plate has been messed up, it's still untouched, okay?

Ji Kai gave Li Weidu a hard look, forked up a big mouthful of green cream angrily, and ate it into his mouth in an extremely ferocious and exaggerated slow motion of "deliberately threatening you".

Watching the other party's dislike degree slowly increase by 1, increase by 1, and increase by 1.

Ok……

Fuck!so bitter.Why is it so bitter!

When the bitter taste of the matcha permeated the whole mouth, Ji Kai suddenly remembered that Zhu Ling was the only one who ate matcha. He had never liked this taste—why would he order it just because it was green?

Quickly took a sip of the green juice... what the hell is this thing!The taste is wonderful!

It is tolerable or unbearable!On a good afternoon, for no reason, you have suffered the silent contempt of "Ye Yan's boyfriend", and you have to endure the bitterness of matcha and the grassy taste of green juice in your mouth?

Who did Laozi provoke?

……

On the plate opposite, the pistachio pie remained motionless.

The shape is weird, Li Weidu rolled his eyes from the first sight, and the expression can be summed up in two words - "ugly refusal".

"Mr. Li, woo, you don't want to eat, do you? Don't give it to me!"

I was really eager to wash away the bitterness in my mouth, so I just forked it away forcefully, and stuffed three or four mouthfuls regardless of it—woo, sweet!This is what a normal cake should taste like!

"...Zhu Ling earns a lot, so why do you live like this?"

The gaze of the man opposite has silently changed from 100% disgust to 120% disgust.

Ji Kai frowned and closed his eyes, his mouth was full of delicious pistachio cream, and he snatched the other party's juice, immersing himself in the taste buds and enjoying it without thinking about it!

……

After eating and drinking enough, Li Wei paid the bill.

Not only paid the bill, but also packed two pistachio pies with a sigh, and asked the waiter to put them in a cute little paper bag and hand them to Ji Kai.

"You come with me."

"What are you doing? Mr. Li is so caring, so why don't you drive me home?"

The corner of Li Weidu's mouth twitched nervously: "It's not impossible to take you home, you go to the next door shopping mall with me first."

"Why go to the mall?"

"I'll take you shopping for clothes."

"……what?"

"Buy a few decent ones, and remember to wear them when you buy them back! Don't be sloppy all day and tell him to look down on you and not take you seriously!"

What?

"Your own clothes are really too..." The man with single eyelids was full of impatience, and stretched out his slender fingers, as if he wanted to contemptuously tug at Ji Kai's unbearable black street stall. Vest.

But it stopped at a distance of two centimeters from his chest—the texture was so poor that it was difficult for him to strike.

"To say that this is a street stall is probably an insult to the street stall."

"..."

"It's not that Zhu Ling has no money. Why do you want to save for him? Can't you buy something good? Or is it because of his current wealth that he is reluctant to spend even this little money on you every month?"

Ji Kai was very depressed.

It's really depressing!

Not to mention Mr. President, you somehow presupposed that "I need Zhu Ling to support me", let's just talk about this little vest——

It is indeed a street stall!But it is such thin and transparent floor stalls that can make Lao Tzu's meat firmer, bulging and warped, okay?

This is called taking the sexy route full of earth without pretending to be X!

You don't know how to appreciate a zombie-faced stalker perverted local tyrant, do you know a bear?