Hey, where is my knife?

"Yeah ~ Brother Kai, I can't do it! You are too fierce, I can't take it anymore!"

"Brother Kai, brother Kai, please let me go, it's really, really bad! Ah~~~ help!"

Ji Kai: "Fuck, Qi Yang, what's your ghost name?"

"But, but I'm really going to die, oh, oh, oh!"

In the huge gymnasium, the dazzling lights made the floor reflect brightly.

Fortunately, this time is when most people have dinner, and there are only a few people here and there in the equipment area.Otherwise, if the public joins this guy, there will be nowhere to put Ji Kai's old face.

...Didn't I just add a few catties of dumbbells to your bench press? !

The grandma was crying like a bear, screaming like being raped by my father!

Human beings are really different in nature—in terms of coffee status, although Qi Yang has been indistinguishable from Zhu Ling for many years, he has recently managed to get into the quasi-first-line with the resources obtained from the reality show, and has suppressed Zhu Ling several times. .

Ordinarily, it should be a bit self-conscious of a big star.

The reality is that this person doesn't have the idol burden of Zhu Ling's fake appearance at all. He made an appointment to work out together, but at the end of the day, he was dressed in casual clothes, hung a towel, and gave alms as if he had just come out of the bathhouse. Then came.

It’s also really not afraid of someone staring at you and secretly taking photos of your sloppy transformation in all directions.

Ji Kai didn't know it was, in the game area not far away, a person just took a silent photo with his mobile phone - oh my god, Qi Yang's clothes today can almost call the police and call someone to arrest him, he dares to be careless It is also a real warrior when you wear it out.

Before taking the ugly photo, Ning Zhen had just finished a phone call.

Before hanging up, he smiled and said "Okay, okay, no problem", and after hanging up, he looked indifferent for a second.

That phone call was made by Ye Yin's manager, Shen Qian.

He vividly told a very bloody story, which made him feel confused and embarrassed-should I report to Brother Ling about "the anecdotes between my ex-husband and the CEO", or should I report the wonderful scene I saw right now?

[The predecessor is like WIFI, as long as no one changes the password, you can connect. 】

During the farewell banquet before Zhu Ling left, Drunk kept nagging like this.

Ning Zhen looked at the handsome ex-husband who was earnestly instructing Qi Yang to exercise his thigh muscles, and really felt that Zhu Ling might have completely underestimated the cruelty of reality.

WIFI is really important in this era.Many people cannot live without WIFI.

You must know that people who plan to change your password and only use your WIFI are like crucian carp crossing the river, and continue to follow.

……

Ning Zhen sat in the corner with a special mission.

His recent daily routine is to come to this gym on time every day, and secretly observe every move of his "baby bear" on behalf of Zhu Ling who is not in China.

As an actor who can't even reach the [-]th line, Ning Zhen is really idle.

Although with his own conditions, it shouldn't be beyond the [-]th line.He is handsome, has a good figure, has good acting skills, has a good singing voice, and is not stupid in speaking and doing things, without any obvious fatal flaws.

In the few years since his debut, the company has also praised him and spent some money.The TV series was aired, and the album was released, and the reviews were pretty good, and the website ratings were not low either.

But it's useless, it's just that life and death are not popular.

Up to now, I can only bear the name of "Zhu Ling's relatives and friends", and occasionally show up in some variety shows to earn some pocket money.

Actually, what kind of fart are relatives and friends?

It is a guilty conscience to say that a friend is hurt.Ning Zhen didn't like Zhu Ling at all, but there was nothing he could do.After all, Zhu Ling was the only light he, a moth that was about to die of starvation, could see, even if he bumped his head, he still wanted to snuggle up.For the sake of fame and profit, he had to gnaw at Zhu Ling's remaining resources in order to barely occupy a precarious place on the fringes of the entertainment industry.

Fortunately, the acting skills are indeed passable, and the acting of friends over the years is quite similar.

Zhu Ling trusted him, and before leaving, he entrusted him with a special entrustment, asking him to take good care of his "baby bear" within three months.The most important thing is to keep an eye on a little flirt named "Jiang Xiaobai" and report any problems at any time.

In the end, what the hell is "Jiang Xiaobai"?

Brother Ling, brother Ling, your wild enemy Qi Yang has just appeared!

The real world is full of malicious attacks-you are still adding rifles to millet, digging trenches and stockpiling food to prepare for a protracted war, and nuclear weapons of mass destruction are directly at your doorstep.

It can be seen that after seeing such a gossip plot, Ning Zhen is not in a hurry to report.

With the mentality of fearing that the world will not be chaotic, he wants to wait and see if Qi Yang has the ability to really hook people over.

If he really hooked up and left, I don't know what expression Zhu Ling will have when he comes back?

I kind of want to see it.After all, I'm already tired of watching that half-baked bastard against the sky, and being sung by the song god at the concert, he suddenly exploded.Then he participated in TV dramas, participated in variety shows, and was scolded and scolded for all kinds of misfortunes, and his popularity soared all the way up.

According to the principle of conservation of character, shouldn't it also be taught to be a man?

……

Thirsty, go to the door freezer to get water.At the front desk, I saw a man with a tall figure and airs of a model: "... His name is Ji Kai, it's easy to recognize, is there any?"

Ning Zhen slowed down and looked at the past carefully.

The person who spoke was a handsome guy with single eyelids, very recognizable, even the awkward look on his face was very different.Ning Zhen always thinks that his loss is due to having a handsome face that people can't remember, and silently envies and hates him.

"Yes, yes! Yes!" The account manager hurried up to greet the girl at the front desk who was still feeling dizzy, "Isn't that the only one? The one with the live sign on the treadmill at dusk!"

"Yeah," the little girl's eyes lit up, "that handsome guy, he will come almost from [-]:[-] to [-]:[-] the next day! Do you apply for a card, sir? Our store is currently discounting the annual card, and the discount is..."

"Oh. If he's in your house, I won't come."

"?!" The girl at the front desk and the account manager looked at each other in blank dismay.In the past, it was the handsome guy who was taken by others to apply for the card, but it was a pity that the handsome guy was married.This is the first time I heard that because the handsome guy is here, I don't want to come.

"I think this facility seems to be quite new."

"..."

"There is such a big green space in the back. Is it a golf course? I haven't heard of golf in other houses in S City. If it's for this..."

Account manager: "Excuse me, sir, the green space belongs to the hotel next door. Golf haha, our store really doesn't have any."

Ning Zhen almost laughed out loud, because he really saw that handsome guy with single eyelid swallowed his old blood: "Forget it, no, it doesn't matter if you don't. The overall conditions of your store... It's reasonable. It's not expensive anyway. A card is nothing."

"..." Who said it was not going to be done just now?

Not only is she awkward in appearance, but also awkward in person!

……

The account manager respectfully presented the card application form, and the handsome man with single eyelids filled in a few words, and he became stiff, his air pressure became low and his eyes looked fierce.

Ning Zhen followed his gaze and looked in, heh, Ji Kai was correcting Qi Yang's movements, and the various armrests, legs, and waist movements were ambiguous.He didn't realize that someone here was so angry that he was half dead, and the sour smell of vinegar, vinegar, and acetic acid was everywhere in the air.

Ok.

The big star Qi Yang, the "president's beneficiary" that Shen Qian said just now, the little fox demon, a civil servant with red earrings, a single lawyer man, and a group of other coveters, there is also an unidentified handsome guy with single eyelids here.

The life of Zhu Ling's ex-husband may be more nonsense than the one he didn't see in the mirror before. The broken TV series that were snatched back and forth are still full of blood!

...It seems that it all comes from life.

The [-]th-line passers-by are gearing up and waiting for how the big show will progress.

However, in the next few days, it was strange. Ji Kai never came to the gym at a fixed time.

Qi Yang didn't come either, and that handsome guy with one eyelid didn't show up again.

Not only that, even Jiang Xiaobai's group disappeared.No one knew what was going on, went to the front desk and asked why.

In this way, half a month passed in the desert, and finally one day, he waited on the sidelines and caught that Jiang Xiaobai: "Hey, how are you? I haven't seen you for a long time!"

Jiang Xiaobai didn't know who he was at all, so he forced a smile: "Yeah. I've been a little busy recently."

"Speaking of which, I used to see your friend a lot, why hasn't he come recently? The handsome one is called Ji Kai, right? I also want to ask him how to exercise the abdominal muscles..."

"Brother Kai...something happened."

"what?"

Jiang Xiaobai's face was a little dignified: "But it's okay, it's much better now, and I should be back after a while."

……

……

There has always been a saying on the Internet that if a person is stuck in a sad relationship and cannot get out, there are only two reasons in total, either the time is not long enough, or the new love is not good enough.

Ji Kai used his hard life experience to add another option to this sentence - or, he was not hit by a car.

When I was really hit, the severe pain of being smashed to pieces instantly cured all kinds of brain damage and dissatisfaction.real.

……

When he woke up, he was half dead in the hospital.

The whole person looks like an iron man at best, but looks like a big rice dumpling at worst.He was dizzy and weak for several days in a row, so he could only draw blood, infusion, and lay down as a zombie, waiting to be slaughtered.

Fortunately, I can still speak fluently.

No missing arms or legs, high paraplegia or anything like that.It's just that a lot of bones were broken all over the body. Fortunately, the visceral nerves were not injured. The doctor said that it can be healed.

Even so, I still lived a long life of being unable to take care of myself.Facts have proved that the broken place is not the place, and I can't get up at all!Isn't it?There was something like a gymnastics ring hanging above my head inexplicably on the hospital bed, and I was finally able to move, and I had to pull the thing to get up reluctantly.

"Could it be that I want Lao Tzu to practice harder and compete for the Olympics?"

The cause of the accident was that when the car was driving on the highway in rainy days, the car next to it had a flat tire and hit it sideways.

As for the reason of being on the expressway, it is generally recognized that it is Qi Yang's fault—every day he was talking about a hot spring water park just opened in the nearby city C, insisting on dragging him and Li Weidu, saying that everyone should come to relax for two days and one night Travel!

As a result, I really "relaxed".

The doctor said that the bed rest period is one month, and it will take at least another three months to recover after being discharged from the hospital.

Ji Kai did the math, it's only been two or three weeks since school started, and the whole semester has just passed after taking sick leave, and he will go directly to the winter vacation, and he can continue to relax and recuperate at home.

Ah, life like a salted fish lying dead.

Lying dead is really easy, but the first few days after waking up were really hard. Ji Kai is glad that he was alive, and he is grateful for the timely and effective treatment. It is true, but the places where bones are broken and where the knife has been opened are always here and there. It hurts where it hurts, and the sin of waking up repeatedly in the middle of the night still has to be borne by myself.

In fact, you can continue to take painkillers.

But he was afraid that the thing would have side effects, so he just thought about it and continued to live a life of vigor and toughness in the future, but he didn't want to become a delicate flower who could not survive a little trouble from drug dependence, so he would rather endure it for a while Tolerate.

Fortunately, every night when he wakes up painfully, someone stays up all night to accompany him to divert his attention.

"It's okay, I can't sleep anyway. Just to talk to you."

Ji Kai heard from Li Weidu's mother that this person had a nervous breakdown and was dependent on sleeping pills.Therefore, I persuaded many times, saying Mr. Li, you should go home and catch up on sleep. You really don’t need to play "The Cat Returns" with Lao Tzu in the ward every day, especially "Night Owl's Return".

You really put me under a lot of pressure like this!

But no way, Mr. Li insisted that "you saved me at that time". During the past few days, his somewhat scary serious eyes continued to stare at him with caring eyes for disabled children, which frightened Ji Kai so much that he dared not say anything more.

In fact, he really didn't remember his behavior of "sacrificing himself for others and protecting Mr. Li" at the moment of the car accident.

But all say he has.

"Weren't you two in the back seat at that time? When the car hit, you yelled and hugged us all! My God, you don't even know how decisive you were and how you didn't hesitate. "

Qi Yang was at the bedside, dancing and performing the scene almost every day: "That's how I hugged! This is how I hugged! Tsk tsk tsk that's a reluctance, it's definitely true love!"

Ji Kai was lying in bandages all over his body, helplessly watching him act.Usually at this time, Li Weidu and Wei Xuan would turn their heads away, they should peel the fruit, they should make the bed, they should make the bed, without seeing.

Four people in one car, got into a car accident together.

The three of them are fine and fine.He was the only one who was knocked into a fool, what kind of luck.

It seems that because the car next to it rushed over and only hit the back seat, so Qi Yang and Wei Xuan in the front row were only scratched, and Li Weidu was said to be protected by him, so of course he was the only one in the end.

In fact, at such a critical moment, who has the time to think about "sacrificing oneself to save others"!Even if he really hugged Mr. Li, it must be just a subconscious reaction of his body. Even if the little fairy Ye Yan was sitting next to him at that moment, he might have a brain twitch to protect him.

However, Qi Yang doesn't think so. Recently, he chased Li Wei every day in the ward and said, "Brother Kai regards you as more important than life. You must be responsible for Brother Kai for the rest of your life. Just show your body Xuba Weidu! Brother Kai, did you kindly accept him?"

Ji Kai: "..."

Li Weidu: "I promise you the most, the most food!"

Ji Kai: "Hey, that's a good idea. It turns out that you can only take the advantages and not the disadvantages?"

Mr. Li's heartbroken expression when he heard this, still makes Ji Kai want to laugh just thinking about it.

But when I smile, my bones will hurt again.

When it hurts in the middle of the night, Li Weidu would move a stool, sit beside his bed and hold his hand.

"If only I...had your special ability to relieve pain."

In the deep night, there is only starlight from the window.But Ji Kai didn't know why, he could clearly see Li Weidu's slightly bitter smile when he lowered his eyes, and the mist flickering in his eyes.

The man stretched out his hand and rubbed his forehead: "Really. You are so good, what does God think, how can you be willing to let you suffer like this?"

These days, Ji Kai has felt more than once that Li Weidu is actually quite reliable.

And very, very gentle.

The hospital only cares about life-threatening injuries. It is said that Li Weidu wiped the small wounds on his face and the broken lips with a small cotton swab.

Many things after the car accident are actually a bit vague when I think about them now.

Ji Kai only remembered that he was lying on the ground, unable to move at all, and it was raining lightly, and it hit him very badly.

There was a lot of noise in his ears, and Qi Yang's crying voice was full of despair: "Weidu, the bleeding can't be stopped at all, what should I do?"

"You press it hard, calm down and don't shout!"

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

It's hard to tell if it's reality or a nightmare.The cold rain fell, and hot blood flowed out of the body.I just feel empty in my heart, so cold, so cold.

"Qi Yang, really, shut up and do your work! I just called for an emergency flight, and it will arrive in 10 minutes at most. It's fine."

For the first time in Ji Kai's knowledge, Li Weidu's hand was warm.

He bent down, not daring to hug him, not daring to move his injured body, just holding his hand tightly.

With the tip of her hair rubbing against her ear, she said softly but firmly: "Don't be afraid, I will make you fine, trust me."

Ji Kai was in a daze, thinking that Boss Li was really handsome.Very calm and handsome.

And... very nice, kind, warm and reassuring, like an angel.

It was only after a long time that he realized how uncomfortable and heartbroken it was for that man to look at him covered in blood, with his arms all messed up by sand and broken glass, but still giggling to himself.

Not long after, when a helicopter appeared in the bloody sky, circling to land, Ji Kai was startled, silently wondering if he was about to die.

I'm hallucinating, is this a flashback before I hang up?

Damn, I don't want to die yet.

The materials promised to Professor Wang on the phone and computer have not been sent yet, the bank card password has not been explained, the will has not been made, and the property belongs to his son Xiaoyan, so no one will come to snatch it, and there is also in the phone...

Mobile phone.

Heh, the mobile phone still uses the "L" of Zhu Ling's name as the pattern to swipe the screen.

At that time, if Zhu Ling takes it as a relic, his fame will be completely over.Maybe even hahaha laughed at Lao Tzu, and couldn't forget him until he died.

Can't die.

If you just die like this, what is going on in this life?

Right, Zhu Ling, if I just die like this, what will my life be?

If you didn't get divorced, you still have to buy Lao Tzu's grave hahaha.

If there is no divorce, in case you lose an arm or a leg, you still have the obligation to take care of me for the rest of my life.

Zhu Ling.

real.If I die, even a ghost will not let you go.

……

Poverty limits the human imagination.

In Ji Kai's cognition, the average person, no matter how rich they are, would not be able to call a helicopter casually—what he didn't know was that this thing is actually a flying version of "120", and the rescue price per hour 7, anyone who is willing to pay can call.

Once the take-off order is received, it can be packed and taken off within 2 minutes, which perfectly solves the problems of traffic jams and time urgency.The entire S city, including the counties under it, can be reached within 20 minutes. It can land on a site 1.5 times the size of the fuselage, and it can also pick up the wounded by hovering in an emergency.

The full name is "Air Emergency Hospital Alliance", or "Air Emergency" for short.For the wealthy class in Li Weidu, the existence of this thing may be common sense, but before that, Ji Kai had never heard of it being able to do it like this.

So, thinking wistfully, "I really don't want to die yet", he was rescued so quickly and effectively.

God favored him to recover his life, his whole mentality was like rebirth from Nirvana, the sky was so blue and the world was so beautiful.Ji Kai hurriedly changed the password of his mobile phone, almost died, and the last thing he was thinking about was Zhu Ling? !

What the hell, it's not worth it!

Just woke up for a few days and he was not allowed to eat anything.

Hanging the nutrient solution, accepting the constant visits from comrades every day, seeing the fruit baskets piled up on the windowsill, I am really hungry.

After a few days of development, it has reached the point where the eyes are green and drooling at the thought of all the food.The day-to-day routine becomes: "Qi Yang, Qi Yang, I just smell it through the packaging bag, don't go, don't go! Show me!"

It was even worse at night.

There is no revolving door when dying.Now I lie in the dark every day, but I am surrounded by all kinds of food.

The more I think about it, the more I feel wronged.Obviously, the iron figure who has always been a tough guy, but because of hunger, gluttony, and pain in the past few days, he couldn't sleep in the middle of the night, and often hid in the bed and shed tears.

Li Weidu would hold his hand and sing to him.

Mr. Li...singing is out of tune, like walking to the end of the world.

Basically, I don’t want to eat after listening to it for a while, which perfectly solves the problem of hunger.

After a week of hard work, I was finally able to eat, but was ruled not to eat this or that.Fortunately, Chef Li's skills are excellent, even plain porridge is delicious, and Ji Kai can eat a pot by himself, licking the bottom of the bowl until it shines.

After I could relax and eat well, life in the hospital suddenly became full of expectations every day.

Food makes people happy, Mr. Li's craftsmanship is amazing.

When Auntie Bai, Li Weidu's mother, also came to visit, the level of food has improved in a fancy way since then, and the sense of happiness every day has surpassed the sky.

It is almost possible to make a documentary called "The Ward on the Bite of the Tongue".