Hey, where is my knife?
Chapter 23
"You, who are you?" The little goblin was directly confused by a series of non-breathing rhetorical questions.
"you guess?"
"What am I guessing? Are you an idiot?"
Ji Kai calmed down.The first principle of a quarrel, ginseng and rooster, must poke someone's sore spot—and if you want to poke a sore spot, you must know yourself and the enemy, so that you can win all battles.
Just like Ye Yan just said "You are not my real mother" directly made Auntie cry.And cursing like "You idiot" is useless at all.
So, now this situation is very favorable to him.
Because he has heard many stories about the little goblin, and even read some dark history online, and the little goblin doesn't know who he is at all.He even gave him enough time to progress step by step, instead of being high-energy directly at the beginning.
"Hey Ye Yan, let me ask you, why are you screaming here and instructing Li Wei to do this and that for you?"
The little goblin on the other end of the phone jumped up immediately: "I asked my boyfriend to do something, do you want me to take care of it?"
"Yeah, your boyfriend? You already have boyfriends, so you're quite ashamed to hook up outside? You also only pick out married ones, are you cheap or not? You? You can hook up if you have something to do The adulterer will be your cow and horse? Zhong Wuyan has nothing to do all day long, but Xia Yingchun, you will be the king of Qixuan? Don't you want to think that you are worthy?"
"Who the hell are you!"
"Little fairy, I sincerely advise you, if you have the ability to be a canary, you should show some canary professionalism. Do you know if you have someone else's short hand? Or did you already get Li Weidu's? A high-ranking paraplegic, so you can't move yourself, so you can only ask others to do this or that?"
At this moment, the expression of Li Weidu's mother beside her has changed.
Wiped away tears, patted her fingertips, and worshiped silently.
Ye Yan shouted loudly: "I see! You are the bitch who was photographed, right?"
Um?Ji Kai frowned, not knowing what he was talking about.
"How long have you been secretly with Li Wei? You even lied to him to buy you clothes, saying, how did you seduce him? How much did you spend?"
"Hey, hey," Ji Kai reminded him, "What the hell is going on with you? You're so disrespectful that you bite back? The level of shamelessness is almost like invincible, breaking through Lao Tzu's highest tolerance for idiots. Li Wei It's really unlucky, could it be that he dug your ancestral grave in the previous life? He can bear you for so long, I also admire his spirit of enduring hardships and hard work for the people."
"you--"
"What about me? Having said that, you are allowed to spend his money, and others are not allowed to spend his money? Why? God logic? I was still thinking before that Li Weidu served you with delicious food and drink. , why are you so thin, little elf? I finally figured it out today, you are shameless and heartless, shouldn't you be light weight?"
beep-
The opposite side hung up.
Ji Kai was very puzzled.Actually hung up, this is it?
Too weak?I also mentioned rumors about you having plastic surgery and falsifying your academic qualifications. The firepower hasn’t reached [-]%, okay?Hurry up and give him a call.
After ringing several times, the little goblin finally answered, probably taking advantage of hanging up the phone to calm down, this time he came to preemptively: "Shameless bastard! Reposting is fun, isn't it? Stealing other people's things is fun, right? Since you If you want Li Weidu so much, that’s just right, I don’t want it, just pack it up and send it to you! Anyway, you are poor and crazy, you must pick up someone else’s used one, right!”
"Wait, wait!" Ji Kai called to stop him, "You mean you agreed to break up with Li Weidu? Hey, you said that yourself! Little fairy, don't turn your back on it, and don't admit it. Run! Come on, if you have the guts, say it in front of him again! Come on!"
Ye Yan: "He was the one who was pestering me. If you are not afraid of humiliating yourself, why don't you ask him face to face? Is it because he doesn't want to split up or I don't want to leave? See if you can stick to it? "
Rampant, really rampant.
Ji Kai strode to the bedroom, echoing in his head "The favored one is always confident", the pop song does not deceive me.
Maybe there was too much movement outside, and the bedroom door creaked open by itself.Ji Kai almost bumped into Li Weidu's pale and gloomy face directly.
Without further ado, he grabbed Li Weidu's arm vigorously with one hand, and smashed the phone at the tip of Li Weidu's nose with the other: "Break up with him, break up with the little bitch! Give me now, immediately, immediately!"
"You heard what he said just now, right? You can bear it? If you are a man, you have to have a bit of backbone, don't insult yourself! If you keep talking, believe it or not, I will slap you on the wall first, and you will talk about it." won't come down?"
In the end, that hopeless idiot Mr. Li, huh, huh.
With lowered single eyelids, fluttering bloodless lips, she whispered into the phone: "Ye Yan, I... will look for you tomorrow."
Ji Kai burst into anger like a volcano erupting.Ten thousand ways to kill Li Weidu frantically ran through his mind in an instant. "Bang—" a fist hit the threshold next to his ear, cracking a layer of paint leather.
In fact, it hurt a little, but it was not enough to calm the burning anger.
Really, if it weren't for the fact that this man surnamed Li was about to die, this punch would have hit his face directly.His tall nose bridge was completely recast!
"Mr. Li, are you really crazy? Brain cancer or skull fracture? Why do you keep this little goblin? To ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night? Are you really okay, Mr. Li? Forget it, what’s the matter with being so stubborn?”
Damn it was so irritating that he laughed instead: "Forget it, or else you two should be together for a hundred years, really you two are very suitable! You are cheap enough, you are not the same as him, I guess it's okay You can't be expensive even in the economic crisis, you are just a match made in heaven!"
"Weidu~ Look at what kind of friends you have made here?"
On the other end of the phone, Ye Yan raised a coquettish tone triumphantly: "Stop arguing, hurry up and get the DEMO for me! If I miss such a good opportunity because you are late, I will remember you for the rest of my life!"
"Take your brick and hammer!" Ji Kai yelled, "Little vixen, remember it for me, the three of you will always be three, and you will have to pay back sooner or later when you come out to mess around, you just explode on the spot!"
With a loud bang, the phone hit the wall and was shattered.
After just one or two seconds of mind-blowing venting, Ji Kai silently began to feel distressed again. At any rate, he paid for it, because it was really not worth it for the crazy and the goblin.Not to mention that there are still a bunch of photos in the album, all of which are precious memories...
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that they are all related to Zhu Ling.
It's okay to be gone.
Forget it, I still roll.I really can't figure it out with you group of monsters and monsters.
"...You didn't listen to me."
Mr. Li slowly knelt down, clutching his twitching stomach, and helped him pick up the phone with difficulty: "I mean, go find him tomorrow and break up with him face to face."
"..." Damn it.
You didn't say it earlier!Blind my cell phone for nothing? !
Ji Kai took a bunch of mobile phone trash, and his face was full of doubts: "You, you will really break up with him obediently? Then the phone call is enough, why do you want to break up in person?"
Li Weidu pursed his lips and drooped his eyes, revealing a wry smile.
"Don't coax me! Don't be reluctant to meet again!"
"will not."
President Li's voice was soft, but firm.Standing up, the person swayed.
"Hey! Hey? Mr. Li, Mr. Li?! Hey—"
……
……
The best tertiary hospital in city A.
It was dark.Li Weidu was infused inside, while Ji Kai leaned on the stool outside.Tired, sleepy, hungry, big head.
Being tossed by a sick and weak local tyrant all afternoon and one night, I was so busy that I didn't even have time to carefully sort out my mess, how to show off with Zhu Ling, how to explain all this to Xiaoyan...
well.Sigh, let's take a deep breath.There were still three days before Zhu Ling came home from work, and there was still plenty of time to think about how to completely shoot him to death.
There were hurried footsteps from the other end of the corridor, and Li Weidu's mother hurried over with a large bag of medicine.
"Uh, why are there so many? It's not just stomach medicine, is it?" They are all foreign names.
"These bottles are stomach medicines commonly used by Weidu, and the rest... are sleeping and anti-depressant."
Ji Kai was a little dazed, always thought that Mr. Li was nervous and a little gloomy, as if he was sick, but he didn't expect to be really sick? !
"Auntie, shouldn't I have scolded him just now? In case it's irritating..."
Auntie smiled and waved her hand: "Ji Kai, you like Weidu, right?"
"..." Petrochemical.
"..." continued to petrify.
"There is absolutely no such thing, auntie!" Absolutely, yes, no!
The middle-aged woman had a gentle face, and held Ji Kai's hand tightly and pulled him to sit down: "You are a good boy. Auntie can see that you are sincerely treating Weidu well. Auntie can trust him to you."
"Auntie, it's really not! You, wrong, yes! My..."
"Weidu is actually a very good-natured and kind-hearted child, but he is a bit stubborn. But Auntie can tell that the child should also like you, but he still hasn't come out and doesn't really feel you. That's all, you must, must be patient with him."
"Auntie! I really—"
"Thank you, Ji Kai, fortunate to have you. Weidu suffered a lot before, but luckily I met you."
I said Auntie, why can't you listen to me?
However, it's not over yet.
"Weidu...hasn't told you about our family, has he?"
"..."
"What Ye Yan said just now is correct. I am indeed not Weidu's biological mother. As for me, I am his father's third wife."
Aunt!In fact, I really, really don't need to know about your family's affairs!Ji Kai was ashamed, but looking at his aunt's sincere, kind and heart-wrenching eyes, it was hard to get off.Not interrupted, not interrupted.
"Weidu's mother is his father's poor wife before he made a fortune."
"Because he couldn't stand his father spending time and drinking outside, he finally suffered from schizophrenia and left when Weidu was six or seven years old. His father married a second wife within a few days. But that woman abused Weidu, and soon Also divorced."
"When I met Weidu's father, I had just graduated from college. I was really young and didn't understand anything. I believed what others said, so I just listened to his sweet words in a daze, and married him."
"When I first arrived at that house, Weidu was still young, with many old injuries on his body, and he refused to speak. It was really pitiful. It took me about a year to make him trust me and understand that I really wouldn't hurt him. he."
"..."
"Ye Yan...is the son of the cleaning aunt."
"Weidu often fell ill when he was a child, and his mental state was not stable, so he was very dependent on Ye Yin. But at that time, Ye Yin was kind and simple, and he was willing to accompany Weidu."
"But when he grew up, he seemed to be a different person. Perhaps it was because Weidu spoiled him too much. He gave whatever he wanted, and he gave everything he didn't want. This gave him superior conditions early on, and he was favored by others. Envious, becoming vain, and even taking all the kindness that Weidu has shown him for granted."
"I also persuaded Weidu."
"Even if you like someone again, you can't pamper him without a bottom line like that. But what should I do? Weidu doesn't listen to me at all. He said that if he likes someone, he wants to give him all the best. In fact, this That's right, but..."
"What's funny is that even Ye Yun's mother is so pretentious. She is paid on a monthly basis. If she asks her to clean the glass, she will be scolded weirdly. Before I moved out of that villa, I really didn't know what my mistress was. , or she is the hostess."
"Who knows? Maybe she's also one of Weidu's father's lovers. That man can't do without a woman. After three wives, he's still a woman, and his nature is hard to change. It hasn't stopped for a moment."
"I've seen him take four different women for a drive in a week at most. Do you think it's ridiculous? I cried and made troubles at the beginning, but it didn't work. The fate of Weidu's mother is there, I think So, I can’t tell my children to be unsupported and bullied.”
"So I moved out early. Although I didn't formally divorce Weidu's father, we had each gone our separate ways long ago. Weidu has always hated and looked down on his father. He told me since he was a child that he must not be like his father. , we must find someone who is worth cherishing."
"Then, for the rest of my life, I will only be kind to that one person, and only love that one person."
……
……
When Ji Kai stepped into the ward, he felt a little heavy.
"...Are you still depressed?"
Mr. Li looked dissatisfied: "It's just that I'm in a bad mood occasionally, I'm not sick!"
Okay, okay, you're not sick.Ji Kai sat down next to him with a "slap--".The bed creaked.
"With your body, you may not be able to leave the hospital tomorrow."
"..."
"But no matter when you leave the hospital, you will immediately break up with the goblin after you leave the hospital. It won't change, right?"
Li Weidu lowered his eyes: "I know what to do, don't worry about it."
"Hey, wait for the surname Li, your attitude is not right?" Ji Kai was impatient and itchy.You can't hit it, Mr. Li looks like it's made of porcelain, if it breaks...but you can pinch it! ! !
Why didn't I think of this before?Immediately grabbed the arm and squeezed it down hard, twisted——
"What are you doing? It hurts!"
"Does it hurt? You know it hurts?!"
Mr. Li was shocked, his pretty eyes turned red physiologically: "It hurts! It really hurts! Are you crazy if you let go? What do you think of me? I'll split! What are you doing? Stop it! There is something wrong with you, you violent mountain bear!!"
"...Really?"
"Do you have nowhere to vent, just want to find an excuse to pinch me to play?"
"..."
"..."
The bed creaked again, and Brother Kai sighed and sat down again.With the expression of someone who came here, he patted the place where Li Weidu was pinched and bruised through his thin white shirt.
"Boss Li, you will grow up one day."
Li Weidu bared his teeth and was very upset—what do you mean?
"you guess?"
"What am I guessing? Are you an idiot?"
Ji Kai calmed down.The first principle of a quarrel, ginseng and rooster, must poke someone's sore spot—and if you want to poke a sore spot, you must know yourself and the enemy, so that you can win all battles.
Just like Ye Yan just said "You are not my real mother" directly made Auntie cry.And cursing like "You idiot" is useless at all.
So, now this situation is very favorable to him.
Because he has heard many stories about the little goblin, and even read some dark history online, and the little goblin doesn't know who he is at all.He even gave him enough time to progress step by step, instead of being high-energy directly at the beginning.
"Hey Ye Yan, let me ask you, why are you screaming here and instructing Li Wei to do this and that for you?"
The little goblin on the other end of the phone jumped up immediately: "I asked my boyfriend to do something, do you want me to take care of it?"
"Yeah, your boyfriend? You already have boyfriends, so you're quite ashamed to hook up outside? You also only pick out married ones, are you cheap or not? You? You can hook up if you have something to do The adulterer will be your cow and horse? Zhong Wuyan has nothing to do all day long, but Xia Yingchun, you will be the king of Qixuan? Don't you want to think that you are worthy?"
"Who the hell are you!"
"Little fairy, I sincerely advise you, if you have the ability to be a canary, you should show some canary professionalism. Do you know if you have someone else's short hand? Or did you already get Li Weidu's? A high-ranking paraplegic, so you can't move yourself, so you can only ask others to do this or that?"
At this moment, the expression of Li Weidu's mother beside her has changed.
Wiped away tears, patted her fingertips, and worshiped silently.
Ye Yan shouted loudly: "I see! You are the bitch who was photographed, right?"
Um?Ji Kai frowned, not knowing what he was talking about.
"How long have you been secretly with Li Wei? You even lied to him to buy you clothes, saying, how did you seduce him? How much did you spend?"
"Hey, hey," Ji Kai reminded him, "What the hell is going on with you? You're so disrespectful that you bite back? The level of shamelessness is almost like invincible, breaking through Lao Tzu's highest tolerance for idiots. Li Wei It's really unlucky, could it be that he dug your ancestral grave in the previous life? He can bear you for so long, I also admire his spirit of enduring hardships and hard work for the people."
"you--"
"What about me? Having said that, you are allowed to spend his money, and others are not allowed to spend his money? Why? God logic? I was still thinking before that Li Weidu served you with delicious food and drink. , why are you so thin, little elf? I finally figured it out today, you are shameless and heartless, shouldn't you be light weight?"
beep-
The opposite side hung up.
Ji Kai was very puzzled.Actually hung up, this is it?
Too weak?I also mentioned rumors about you having plastic surgery and falsifying your academic qualifications. The firepower hasn’t reached [-]%, okay?Hurry up and give him a call.
After ringing several times, the little goblin finally answered, probably taking advantage of hanging up the phone to calm down, this time he came to preemptively: "Shameless bastard! Reposting is fun, isn't it? Stealing other people's things is fun, right? Since you If you want Li Weidu so much, that’s just right, I don’t want it, just pack it up and send it to you! Anyway, you are poor and crazy, you must pick up someone else’s used one, right!”
"Wait, wait!" Ji Kai called to stop him, "You mean you agreed to break up with Li Weidu? Hey, you said that yourself! Little fairy, don't turn your back on it, and don't admit it. Run! Come on, if you have the guts, say it in front of him again! Come on!"
Ye Yan: "He was the one who was pestering me. If you are not afraid of humiliating yourself, why don't you ask him face to face? Is it because he doesn't want to split up or I don't want to leave? See if you can stick to it? "
Rampant, really rampant.
Ji Kai strode to the bedroom, echoing in his head "The favored one is always confident", the pop song does not deceive me.
Maybe there was too much movement outside, and the bedroom door creaked open by itself.Ji Kai almost bumped into Li Weidu's pale and gloomy face directly.
Without further ado, he grabbed Li Weidu's arm vigorously with one hand, and smashed the phone at the tip of Li Weidu's nose with the other: "Break up with him, break up with the little bitch! Give me now, immediately, immediately!"
"You heard what he said just now, right? You can bear it? If you are a man, you have to have a bit of backbone, don't insult yourself! If you keep talking, believe it or not, I will slap you on the wall first, and you will talk about it." won't come down?"
In the end, that hopeless idiot Mr. Li, huh, huh.
With lowered single eyelids, fluttering bloodless lips, she whispered into the phone: "Ye Yan, I... will look for you tomorrow."
Ji Kai burst into anger like a volcano erupting.Ten thousand ways to kill Li Weidu frantically ran through his mind in an instant. "Bang—" a fist hit the threshold next to his ear, cracking a layer of paint leather.
In fact, it hurt a little, but it was not enough to calm the burning anger.
Really, if it weren't for the fact that this man surnamed Li was about to die, this punch would have hit his face directly.His tall nose bridge was completely recast!
"Mr. Li, are you really crazy? Brain cancer or skull fracture? Why do you keep this little goblin? To ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent pregnancy at night? Are you really okay, Mr. Li? Forget it, what’s the matter with being so stubborn?”
Damn it was so irritating that he laughed instead: "Forget it, or else you two should be together for a hundred years, really you two are very suitable! You are cheap enough, you are not the same as him, I guess it's okay You can't be expensive even in the economic crisis, you are just a match made in heaven!"
"Weidu~ Look at what kind of friends you have made here?"
On the other end of the phone, Ye Yan raised a coquettish tone triumphantly: "Stop arguing, hurry up and get the DEMO for me! If I miss such a good opportunity because you are late, I will remember you for the rest of my life!"
"Take your brick and hammer!" Ji Kai yelled, "Little vixen, remember it for me, the three of you will always be three, and you will have to pay back sooner or later when you come out to mess around, you just explode on the spot!"
With a loud bang, the phone hit the wall and was shattered.
After just one or two seconds of mind-blowing venting, Ji Kai silently began to feel distressed again. At any rate, he paid for it, because it was really not worth it for the crazy and the goblin.Not to mention that there are still a bunch of photos in the album, all of which are precious memories...
Thinking about it carefully, it seems that they are all related to Zhu Ling.
It's okay to be gone.
Forget it, I still roll.I really can't figure it out with you group of monsters and monsters.
"...You didn't listen to me."
Mr. Li slowly knelt down, clutching his twitching stomach, and helped him pick up the phone with difficulty: "I mean, go find him tomorrow and break up with him face to face."
"..." Damn it.
You didn't say it earlier!Blind my cell phone for nothing? !
Ji Kai took a bunch of mobile phone trash, and his face was full of doubts: "You, you will really break up with him obediently? Then the phone call is enough, why do you want to break up in person?"
Li Weidu pursed his lips and drooped his eyes, revealing a wry smile.
"Don't coax me! Don't be reluctant to meet again!"
"will not."
President Li's voice was soft, but firm.Standing up, the person swayed.
"Hey! Hey? Mr. Li, Mr. Li?! Hey—"
……
……
The best tertiary hospital in city A.
It was dark.Li Weidu was infused inside, while Ji Kai leaned on the stool outside.Tired, sleepy, hungry, big head.
Being tossed by a sick and weak local tyrant all afternoon and one night, I was so busy that I didn't even have time to carefully sort out my mess, how to show off with Zhu Ling, how to explain all this to Xiaoyan...
well.Sigh, let's take a deep breath.There were still three days before Zhu Ling came home from work, and there was still plenty of time to think about how to completely shoot him to death.
There were hurried footsteps from the other end of the corridor, and Li Weidu's mother hurried over with a large bag of medicine.
"Uh, why are there so many? It's not just stomach medicine, is it?" They are all foreign names.
"These bottles are stomach medicines commonly used by Weidu, and the rest... are sleeping and anti-depressant."
Ji Kai was a little dazed, always thought that Mr. Li was nervous and a little gloomy, as if he was sick, but he didn't expect to be really sick? !
"Auntie, shouldn't I have scolded him just now? In case it's irritating..."
Auntie smiled and waved her hand: "Ji Kai, you like Weidu, right?"
"..." Petrochemical.
"..." continued to petrify.
"There is absolutely no such thing, auntie!" Absolutely, yes, no!
The middle-aged woman had a gentle face, and held Ji Kai's hand tightly and pulled him to sit down: "You are a good boy. Auntie can see that you are sincerely treating Weidu well. Auntie can trust him to you."
"Auntie, it's really not! You, wrong, yes! My..."
"Weidu is actually a very good-natured and kind-hearted child, but he is a bit stubborn. But Auntie can tell that the child should also like you, but he still hasn't come out and doesn't really feel you. That's all, you must, must be patient with him."
"Auntie! I really—"
"Thank you, Ji Kai, fortunate to have you. Weidu suffered a lot before, but luckily I met you."
I said Auntie, why can't you listen to me?
However, it's not over yet.
"Weidu...hasn't told you about our family, has he?"
"..."
"What Ye Yan said just now is correct. I am indeed not Weidu's biological mother. As for me, I am his father's third wife."
Aunt!In fact, I really, really don't need to know about your family's affairs!Ji Kai was ashamed, but looking at his aunt's sincere, kind and heart-wrenching eyes, it was hard to get off.Not interrupted, not interrupted.
"Weidu's mother is his father's poor wife before he made a fortune."
"Because he couldn't stand his father spending time and drinking outside, he finally suffered from schizophrenia and left when Weidu was six or seven years old. His father married a second wife within a few days. But that woman abused Weidu, and soon Also divorced."
"When I met Weidu's father, I had just graduated from college. I was really young and didn't understand anything. I believed what others said, so I just listened to his sweet words in a daze, and married him."
"When I first arrived at that house, Weidu was still young, with many old injuries on his body, and he refused to speak. It was really pitiful. It took me about a year to make him trust me and understand that I really wouldn't hurt him. he."
"..."
"Ye Yan...is the son of the cleaning aunt."
"Weidu often fell ill when he was a child, and his mental state was not stable, so he was very dependent on Ye Yin. But at that time, Ye Yin was kind and simple, and he was willing to accompany Weidu."
"But when he grew up, he seemed to be a different person. Perhaps it was because Weidu spoiled him too much. He gave whatever he wanted, and he gave everything he didn't want. This gave him superior conditions early on, and he was favored by others. Envious, becoming vain, and even taking all the kindness that Weidu has shown him for granted."
"I also persuaded Weidu."
"Even if you like someone again, you can't pamper him without a bottom line like that. But what should I do? Weidu doesn't listen to me at all. He said that if he likes someone, he wants to give him all the best. In fact, this That's right, but..."
"What's funny is that even Ye Yun's mother is so pretentious. She is paid on a monthly basis. If she asks her to clean the glass, she will be scolded weirdly. Before I moved out of that villa, I really didn't know what my mistress was. , or she is the hostess."
"Who knows? Maybe she's also one of Weidu's father's lovers. That man can't do without a woman. After three wives, he's still a woman, and his nature is hard to change. It hasn't stopped for a moment."
"I've seen him take four different women for a drive in a week at most. Do you think it's ridiculous? I cried and made troubles at the beginning, but it didn't work. The fate of Weidu's mother is there, I think So, I can’t tell my children to be unsupported and bullied.”
"So I moved out early. Although I didn't formally divorce Weidu's father, we had each gone our separate ways long ago. Weidu has always hated and looked down on his father. He told me since he was a child that he must not be like his father. , we must find someone who is worth cherishing."
"Then, for the rest of my life, I will only be kind to that one person, and only love that one person."
……
……
When Ji Kai stepped into the ward, he felt a little heavy.
"...Are you still depressed?"
Mr. Li looked dissatisfied: "It's just that I'm in a bad mood occasionally, I'm not sick!"
Okay, okay, you're not sick.Ji Kai sat down next to him with a "slap--".The bed creaked.
"With your body, you may not be able to leave the hospital tomorrow."
"..."
"But no matter when you leave the hospital, you will immediately break up with the goblin after you leave the hospital. It won't change, right?"
Li Weidu lowered his eyes: "I know what to do, don't worry about it."
"Hey, wait for the surname Li, your attitude is not right?" Ji Kai was impatient and itchy.You can't hit it, Mr. Li looks like it's made of porcelain, if it breaks...but you can pinch it! ! !
Why didn't I think of this before?Immediately grabbed the arm and squeezed it down hard, twisted——
"What are you doing? It hurts!"
"Does it hurt? You know it hurts?!"
Mr. Li was shocked, his pretty eyes turned red physiologically: "It hurts! It really hurts! Are you crazy if you let go? What do you think of me? I'll split! What are you doing? Stop it! There is something wrong with you, you violent mountain bear!!"
"...Really?"
"Do you have nowhere to vent, just want to find an excuse to pinch me to play?"
"..."
"..."
The bed creaked again, and Brother Kai sighed and sat down again.With the expression of someone who came here, he patted the place where Li Weidu was pinched and bruised through his thin white shirt.
"Boss Li, you will grow up one day."
Li Weidu bared his teeth and was very upset—what do you mean?
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