You don't know what the protagonist halo is

fifteen.

The rain of stones was overwhelming, and everyone couldn't use their supernatural powers. They couldn't resist it with just two hands. Even though most people grabbed a lot with their hands, these were only a small part, and most of them hit themselves .

For a while, apart from the excited cries of the monkeys in the woods, there were exclamations, screams of pain, screams from the top students, howling ghosts and wolves, shaking the sky, shaking the sun and the moon...

Jun Yi hid under the tree and took out a cucumber, chewing it happily, watching a group of students being abused cheerfully.

People, there is always a bit of evil in their bones. From time to time, they want to do something, and if they don't do things, they like to watch others get fucked.Among them, the most melon eater should belong to Junyi. After all, a hundred years, a long night, and loneliness, there must be some spiritual sustenance.

So in the main city of M, wherever there is excitement, there is Junyi.

It's the kind of talent who can eat cucumbers and watch the show with a smile on his face when he sees the top students' muscles and bones being relieved from being smashed.

sixteen.

When everyone was still being baptized by the stones, Lin Qingyi squinted at the stones thrown from all directions, and immediately found a tree to lean against, only to resist the stones thrown from one direction in front of him.

He had just caught two stones when he suddenly reacted, and found that the stones thrown were all square, just like the rhythm master he had played before. .

But even if they are staggered, few people can keep up with their hand speed.Anyone who can keep up is awesome.

Unfortunately, Lin Qingyi is the best among the best, who once created a legend in the rhythm master class.

Almost according to the method of playing a rhythm master, Lin Qingyi grabbed the stones that hit him without falling, without receiving the slightest damage.

On the other hand, although the others, like Lin Qingyi, leaned against the big tree and only dealt with one direction, they were still bruised and bruised from the beating all over their bodies. It's too dense and I want to catch this and lose that.

Take Cai Hou as an example. As a top student among the top students, his speed and accuracy are still very good, but even so, he was still covered in stones.Jumping around, he was about to run to Lin Qingyi's side to ask for help, and when he turned his head, he saw that the other party's movements were orderly, and he could appear extraordinarily elegant and leisurely amidst the chaos.

Caihou: ...mmp, he seems to have heard the bgm of the protagonist.

seventeen.

Lin Qingyi, who was grasping the stones, could still observe the situation on the spot. Seeing that everyone was more or less difficult to deal with, he pondered for a while and said, "Their attacks have a certain interval. If you are quick, you can carefully distinguish them and grab them one by one."

Everyone is a top student, with a temperament that can understand a little bit. After hearing this, they immediately turned their heads to look carefully at the incoming stones, and found that this was really the case.I am not in a hurry to catch the stones anymore, I observed them one by one, and although I still couldn't catch all of them when I started again, it was much better than before, and only some of the ones that slipped through the net fell on me.

As time went by, the big guy became more and more proficient, his hand speed became faster and faster, and fewer and fewer stones were missed.

Jun Yi gnawed the cucumber until only his butt was left. Seeing the performance of the students, apart from the slight surprise at the beginning, the smiles in his eyes accumulated more and more throughout the process.

Sometimes when he sees these teenagers, he can't help but think of his former self, who is just as good, just as permeable, just as vigorous, and just as flourishing.

The only difference is that I may be more handsome than them~

eighteen.

Jun Yi took out his mobile phone to check the time, saw that the time for the first round of training was almost up, looked up at the monkey king hanging upside down under the tree, and said with a smile: "My lord, I will trouble you a lot at the same time these days. The old rules, pay by the day."

He took out the storage bag and took out ten boxes of bananas, totaling [-] bananas, and put them neatly on the ground.

The Monkey King let go of the tail hanging from the branch, jumped onto the box containing the bananas, rolled his eyes, and finally settled on Jun Yi.

Jun Yi smiled and stepped forward to open all the boxes knowingly.All of a sudden, [-] bananas appeared in front of the Monkey King.

The Monkey King restrained his paws that were about to reach out to the banana, with a serious face: "Of course, I have always cooperated with humans. But you are an exception. After so many years, the relationship between us is indestructible. The cooperation these days must be Will pay attention."

Saying that, it stretched out its right paw and looked at Jun Yi with a smile.

Jun Yi also smiled and stretched out his right hand, and had a historic handshake with the other party.This handshake represented the deep friendship and indestructible partnership between the races, which will eventually go down in the history books.

nineteen.

After confirming the amount of reward, the monkey king let out a cry of satisfaction, and all the monkeys who were throwing stones stopped.Seeing that all the monkeys turned their attention to him, the Monkey King yelled a few more times, and then all the monkeys left with the boxes without hesitation.

The top students who had been picking up the stones for a long time waited until the monkeys were all holding bananas and disappeared before relaxing. Only after this relaxation did they realize that their hands were terribly sore, and the places hit by the stones also started to hurt one after another .

For a while, everyone sat down in place, screaming in pain with paralyzed hands.

Looking at this scene, Jun Yi wanted to take out the cucumber again.I think that when he was traveling all over the world, he used both hands and feet, and after he calmed down, he was so sore that he had to continue to guard his surroundings.

How happy these children are now, with mobile phones and handsome and lovely teachers... Sigh!

twenty.

After the first round of training, there was a half-hour break, and everyone who was free went about their business.Insufficient sleep, such as Cai Hou, who is sleeping on the grass like a pig; Internet addicts have pulled out their mobile phones, bowing their heads and ignoring world affairs; Touch around to see if you can find a peerless treasure just like in the novel.

Of course, how could this kind of treatment belonging to the protagonist befall them.So, while they were kneading, pinching, touching, and touching around, Lin Qingyi randomly found a place to sit, and when he turned his head, he saw a beauty grass growing freely and vigorously beside him.

The beauty grass that has always grown in a dangerous place and protected by exotic animals is hard to find. It is the spiritual grass that many men and women have been yearning for. It just grows casually under a tree with a crooked neck, swaying gracefully among the fallen leaves on the ground.

All the witnesses were silent, Jun Yi was also silent, and Lin Qingyi calmly pulled out the beauty grass and put it away.

Seeing this scene, Jun Yi looked back on his past 100 years with heartache, and felt that his life was not as good as that of a young man who had just become legal.

When he thought of this, he suddenly felt that he was in a bad mood, and immediately began to reflect.

Isn't he just Lin Ritian, he has to love the younger generation.

21.

Bored, Lin Qingyi turned on his phone and started playing Rhythm Master. By the way, he showed everyone how to deal with stones like a game.

It's just that the technique is taught, but the hand speed is not something that can be improved in a day or two, and it's just to let everyone have a way.Therefore, when Lin Qingyi broke through the most difficult hurdle, everyone was envious.

The exclamation over there successfully caught Jun Yi's attention, he bit a cucumber and stepped behind the crowd to look inside.It's a pity that his height is limited, and there are too many people watching in front of him, so he can't see anything.

The corner of Lin Qingyi's mouth raised slightly when he was tackling a key problem, and he operated with one hand, leaving the other hand to push away some people in front of him without a trace.

The high-spirited people were still blank when they were pushed away, and their bodies tensed up when they saw the boss smiling at them. The bright warning in that smile and the teacher Jun Yi who didn't know when to sneak in gave them a sudden epiphany .

The boss is about to please the teacher, and sure enough, the boss can't escape the common fault of top students.

The top student Lin Qingyi didn't mind what they had imagined at all, he was very satisfied with everyone's understanding, and continued to play the game with his head down, but he was paying attention to the side from the corner of his eye.

When Jun Yi squeezed in, he was still wondering why all the onlookers had left, but the next moment he saw Lin Qingyi's superb skills, his attention was instantly attracted and he couldn't think about anything else.

It's too powerful, he's been single for 100 years, and his hand speed is not as fast as the opponent's. It seems that the opponent is very proficient.

The sound of breathing was right next to his ears, Lin Qingyi could imagine the appearance of the people around him, he must have a look of foolishness and surprise, if there was such an expression on that face, he would really look forward to it.

Thinking about this, Lin Qingyi turned his head slightly to look at Jun Yi, and when he turned his head, he saw Jun Yi's slightly opened mouth and the cucumber in his mouth.

His breathing became heavier instantly, and his hands were also sluggish for a moment, missing a few beats.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't be in a daze!" Jun Yi said anxiously holding the cucumber.

Lin Qingyi wasn't in the mood to continue playing. He looked back and forth between the cucumber in Junyi's hand and his mouth twice, and finally shut down the game directly to calm his breathing.

As a young man, there will always be some inappropriate things in his mind at any time, and their biggest feature is that their fantasy is very deep.

"I want to go to the bathroom." Lin Qingyi took back the phone.

It turned out to be internal urgency, Jun Yi sighed regretfully, and pointed Jiang Shan with a cucumber: "I fly out in that direction, there is a public toilet at the end of the forest."

Lin Qingyi took a deep look at Jun Yi, got up and flew in the direction he pointed.

22.

The half-hour break passed quickly, and they were supposed to set off for the three-team round, but Zhao Yanyun's team had an accident that delayed the time, and not all teams were like Jun Yi's team, and someone in it could quickly see the flaws.Therefore, the times of the three parties did not match, and the rest time was postponed by another hour.

Thanks to the one hour delay, Lin Qingyi, who flew to the toilet for more than an hour, could still see them when he came back.

Jun Yi was very worried and curious about the fact that the other party spent an hour going to the toilet: "Did you eat something that ruined your stomach?"

Lin Qingyi looked at him quietly, the emotion in his eyes was unclear.

Jun Yi thought that the other party was just embarrassed to say so, and patted him on the shoulder understandingly: "Be careful when eating in the future, so as not to squat for such a long time, and you will get hemorrhoids after squatting for a long time."

Lin Qingyi: "..." I suddenly felt that I really didn't want to bear it.

23.

The rest time was finally over, and everyone returned to the edge of the forest to assemble for a second round of training.

When everyone came to the training site, they were a little dumbfounded, not knowing what the school was trying to tell.

There is a large field in front of me, and all the fields are planted with radishes. Just by looking at the leaves of the radish protruding from the ground, you can tell how big the radish is. It is estimated to be as tall as a short man of 1.7 meters.

About the same size.

"The teachers won't let us plant the land, right?" Jiang Xue said in horror, the bruises on her body hadn't disappeared yet, and her hands were sore and tired.

"Probably not." Jiang Yue felt that the school would not toss them so easily.

"Could it be that we are asking us to pick manure and fertilize it?" Yang Che, who finally regained consciousness, interjected.

"What about the raw materials? Do you go to the toilet to make it yourself? It will probably break you." Brunei pouted.

The few people were always talking about making jokes for fun, but they didn't know how much these words dealt a blow to Caihou who was beside him.He tremblingly raised his head to look at everyone, swallowed: "Don't be crowed!"

Others don't know, but he is from the Junyi team. There is a public toilet here, maybe they are going there to pick raw materials.

He spoke out his thoughts and successfully made everyone present tremble.

As everyone knows, teachers are also discussing the same topic.

24.

"Hey, there is a public toilet here." Zhao Yanyun suddenly became excited, "Why don't we test the patience of the students?"

When Jun Yi heard this, his first reaction was to make trouble, but his second reaction was that he really couldn't accept Lin Qingyi picking up shit with that face on his face, and after much deliberation, he simply gave up: "Let's just say goodbye."

Zhao Yanyun looked at him in surprise, but he was usually the one who likes to make trouble the most.

Jun Yi said that as a Yangou, he still has his own bottom line.

Wu Kong interrupted the discussion between the two: "The second round of training has been determined, so let's follow the original method."

25.

The second round is gravity training. Everyone needs to go to the field to pull radishes, and the least amount of pulling is [-] splits.

This can be said to be a very easy task. The people who had doubts about picking up dung were instantly relieved, but they mentioned it again the next moment.

Since it was training, how could it be as simple as pulling carrots.

Of course it can't be that simple. These fields have specially invited the soil system to strengthen the compactness of the land. The reinforced land will tightly imprison the radish and it will not be easy to pull it out.

"Remember, students, you cannot use any abilities!"

26.

At the beginning of the second round of training, everyone fell into a difficult situation. Without their abilities, they found that they couldn't even pull out a carrot.

A man's self-esteem and a woman's narcissism burst out at this moment, but even so, it was of no use, what could not be pulled out still couldn't be pulled out.Except for some people who are born with relatively strong strength, or those who have paid special attention to strength training the day after tomorrow, they can pull it up.

According to Jun Yi's conjecture, Lin Qingyi's skinny pole must not be able to pull out any of them, and he would lose his prestige as the boss.

However, the next step was to slap the face. The other party first tried the tightness of the land, grabbed the radish leaf and pulled it out skillfully. There was still some dirt on the white and fat radish.

As always, when all the students were still struggling for it, Lin Qingyi had already left others far behind.I saw him pull up the radishes one by one, and gradually lost his strength, and it was impossible to pull out the radish leaves just by grasping them with both hands.

So Lin Qingyi hugged and pulled out one by one, focusing on pulling out a row of radishes from head to tail, Jun Yi stood by and watched him pull out, Wu Kong and Zhao Yanyun also surrounded him to observe his ability carefully.

When Lin Qingyi pulled out the last one, he threw the radish on the ground casually, and continued to hold the next radish to pull out.

But the radish had already been pulled out, and his inertia directly picked up Jun Yi, who had been staying in this row, and bumped into his arms.

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