You don't know what the protagonist halo is

One.

All stories need to start with a primeval forest, a python being attacked, and a group of humans jumping up and down.

If this giant python is scarred by a group of people, and is finally stolen by an unknown boy, this is an x-point upgrade text.

If this giant python is defeated by Da Neng, and the treasure is captured and given to a reborn woman, the giant python will also become a pet of that woman.

If this giant python suddenly goes berserk and sweeps away a handsome little brother to solve his physical needs, this is Jinjiang's chant.

The above obviously does not conform to the fresh and refined story setting of this article.

This group of people is just here for the exam.

The world's largest cultural heritage --- the exam, has never changed and will last forever.

"Teacher, the snake's eyes are not enough!"

"Teacher, where is Qicun? The ass? Where is the snake's ass?"

"Oh my god! It sprays venom!"

Teacher Wu Hong of the martial arts class looked at the group of remnants of flowers and willows in front of him, ah bah, they are remnants of soldiers and defeated generals, and his face, whose skin is so good that it can't even peel in winter, is chapped for the first time.

The battle circle was still chaotic, the giant python was unscathed, and a group of radish and cabbage from the backup squad were crying for their father and mother.

Brunei, who had just climbed out of the battle ring, hugged Wu Kong's thigh and climbed up.

"Teacher, it is said in the book that the nature of snakes is also silver. The ancients were honest and did not deceive me. That silver snake just used snake letters to lighten my PP!"

"..." Wu Kong raised his hand and threw Brunei into the battle circle, and dialed the Bluetooth device in his ear with his backhand.

"Why do you need to change shifts to lead the team?"

two.

Teacher Jun Yi from the support class tied a hammock under the tree, and rolled into the hammock when he crooked his body.

He looked at the graceful figures of the school's top students with satisfaction, which was completely different from the painting style he used to lead the backup class in the past.

Such a high force, fierce moves, and a giant python that has no power to parry.Every top student's clothes are fluttering, and the giant python is dying while talking and laughing.And they are not stained with a drop of blood.

As expected of the martial arts squad, if it was the boys in the backup squad, the ones who wouldn't be stained with a drop of blood would probably be giant pythons.

The bluetooth prompt sounded, and there was no emotional ups and downs in the voice.

"Why do you need to change shifts to lead the team?" Jun Yi was lying in the hammock shaking and shaking, "I heard that you, Lao Wu, recently published a paper on the Haijiao Forum called "How to let the backup students go to the battlefield to enrich the military strength". Ideas are beautiful, but practice is the only source of knowledge. I trust you with the backup students, they have very good bones, and they will definitely put your thesis into practice.”

After the communication was terminated, Jun Yi was in a good mood, especially when he saw the top students solve the giant python effortlessly.

The top students stood still, and all turned their heads to look at the teacher leading the team on the hammock.

Lin Qingyi, the leader, took a step forward to pick up Jun Yi, and held him between his arms, with his head down.

"Teacher, it's time to go to the next place. You are running too slowly, let the students take you."

The top students leaped forward, and Jun Yi was shaken so weakly.

Respecting the teacher, I am afraid that the martial arts class will eat this thing by themselves.

three.

Wu Kong's patience was not good, when he killed the giant python with one sword, all the crooked melons and cracked dates clapped their hands and celebrated.

Wu Kong didn't want to see this group of troublesome things, so he simply folded his arms to support him.

The support students, who were still disgraced just now, walked around the corpse of the giant python and began to skin and cramp, bottle the inner alchemy, bottle the snake eye, cut the scales, and boil the flesh and blood.

It is worthy of being the top class of the school's back-up students, with high treatment and high logistics.

Except for the weak chicken.

Brunei, who was holding firewood, accidentally tripped and fell to the ground crying.

But how can you be full of a girl's heart, how can you give birth to a man's body.

four.

There is a major threat 200 meters ahead! A fire wolf is approaching very fast!

Jun Yi was caught between his arms and couldn't move. He could only shout: "Strengthen the vigilance, the fire wolf appears, pull the defense line, sprinkle the expulsion powder, and open the protective cover! Pay attention to safety and release the curse!"

He didn't react for a while, and he thought he was bringing backup students.

Everyone looked at Jun Yi with black lines on their faces.

Lin Qingyi raised his hand, a bolt of lightning scorched the fire wolf, and the ashes of the fire wolf were blown away by the wind.

After finishing all this, he signaled everyone to move on.

Before setting off, he changed the direction of the teacher to entrainment, with his head facing backwards.

"..." Jun Yimo.

How much he missed the days when there were crooked melons and jujubes around him.

Fives.

Snake meat is delicious.

Wu Kong has led the martial arts squad for so many years, and every time he goes on a mission, he leads a group of people to eat dry food and fruits.

In order to prevent students from being poisoned by wild fruits, he once imitated Shennong, and finally a group of people were poisoned.

Wu Kong looked at Brunei who didn't know where to take out the juicer, squeezed out a glass of juice and handed it to him.

Wu Kong drank it all in one gulp: "What's your next test project?"

The crooked melons and split dates were taken aback: "I don't know."

"..." Wu Kong would rather continue to imitate Shennong.

six.

That human looks the hottest!

The disgraced wild porcupines who were beaten by the top students all looked at Jun Yi.

"Boss, they seem to have taken a fancy to the teacher." Jiang Yue pierced a porcupine with an ice pick, and when she turned her head, she saw the green eyes of the porcupines.

"You go and help."

"No, if a man and a woman don't kiss each other, they will be immersed in a pig cage!" Jiang Yue said righteously.

Lin Qingyi was speechless, so he could only fly himself to help Jun Yi, hugged Jun Yi and stopped in the air.

''Don't be afraid, teacher. ''

"I'm not afraid." Jun Yi hugged Lin Qingyi tightly.

seven.

On the edge of the cliff, a pine and cypress stands tenaciously.

''Do you understand? ''Wu Kong stands with his sword in his arms, his robes fluttering.

The crooked melons and split jujubes looked determined: "We understand that no matter how difficult the environment is, we need to fight tenaciously like this pine and cypress, and not bow to fate!"

"..."

Wu Cong walked up to Brunei and pushed him off the cliff: "Open the protective cover!"

Wu Kong turned his head and looked at the crooked melons who automatically retreated 50 meters behind him: "I just want you to understand that your second round of exams is to test the opening of the protective cover."

Eight.

There are many seconds in Brunei's life.

The most life-threatening is the few seconds when you are pushed off the cliff.

The first second I was pushed off the cliff, I felt like I was flying.

The second I was pushed off the cliff, I was indeed flying.

The third second, oh my god!I'm flying!

Fourth second, help!!!

In the fifth second, mother, the child is unfilial, the incense has been cut off, you and father will work harder!beep beep...

……

At the last second, it seemed like I could open the shield.

Nine.

A wild porcupine.

Jun Yi carefully looked for a foothold, and he found the fattest pig, and it was the pig that looked at him the most openly just now.Move out the grill, turn on the fire, and roast the pig, smeared with special sauce and sprinkled with cumin.

A breath of pigs drifted away.

The top students threw away the dry food one after another, and soon, only the skeletons remained of the roasted pigs.

Jun Yi rested his chin and started to roast the seventh pig. Finally, Lao Wang, who understood the school's logistics, looked like the other party had killed his mother and fucked his daughter-in-law every time he saw the Wu Zhan class.

I also understand why the meals sent to the martial arts class are packed in tanks every time the meal is opened.

The author has something to say:

The world of this article is set to be two special ability groups, Wu Zhan and backup. Wu Zhan mainly fights, which is equivalent to a warrior, and has various abilities; the backup master assists, which is equivalent to a nurse and a mage. They have no attack ability and can only use different blessings. Fight with the curse assistant Wu Zhansheng.

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