I strive for glory for the earth [Interstellar]

With this contract, even though Liu Yuhan always felt uncomfortable for no reason and never stopped advertising, he never received relevant resumes in his mailbox.It seems that from a certain moment, everyone has completely regarded his recruitment as a joke, and didn't even mention it except for teasing.

Liu Yuhan was a little anxious, but before he could tell what was going on, all his emotions were filled with the negative effects of not being able to sleep, making him more and more painful.

He urgently needs someone to give him the right company, but Fang Xu, who applied for the job, has a big brain, but the way he does it doesn't quite suit him.Obviously he just asked Fang Xu to come over to show off, but Fang Xu directly brought most of the commonly used items and lived in his dormitory, which made him look confused.

And Fang Xu was also stunned.

No matter how good Yuankang's staff dormitory is, it is still a one-person dormitory. It is not a special apartment for Xinhuan, nor is it a particularly stylish villa. It is also an eye-opener for Fang Xu from the entertainment industry.

Even if she is so poor, she doesn't forget to find a companion. As a...shou, Liu Yuhan is also so dedicated that it makes people speechless.

Liu Yuhan didn't know what Fang Xu was thinking, he frowned and looked at Fang Xu with a strange expression, and finally chose to set up a sofa bed for him in the living room.

Fang Xu: ...This method...is poisonous, right?

In Fang Xu's view, since the two of them have already lived in the same house, there is no point in defending some things.However, Liu Yuhan made such a self-deceiving act. Could it be that he thought that with an extra bed, he would be able to prove his innocence to others?

Simply poisonous.

Liu Yuhan also felt that Fang Xu was poisonous.

He has already set up a sofa bed for this person, and this person is always eager to run to his room. Could it be that he fell in love with his relatively comfortable big bed and wanted to hint that he would give him a sofa bed? buy one?

Liu Yuhan, who seemed to have gone astray again somewhere, sneered, and threw this possibility behind him without hesitation.

When he is rich?It's a beautiful idea!

Two people who felt that each other was poisonous lived in the same room for two days. During this period, Fang Xu had been persistently trying to sneak into Liu Yuhan's bedroom, but Liu Yuhan finally couldn't bear to complain about his behavior to his colleagues, which attracted colleagues' attention. Their horrified eyes.

Liu Yuhan's colleagues: What the hell?There are strangers living in Yuan Kang's dormitory without their knowledge? !

Because Liu Yuhan was accompanied by someone in the house these days, even if she didn't like Fang Xu very much, at least her sleep quality was better, and her mind was more or less clear.In the shocked expressions of his colleagues, he finally realized how outrageous his previous decision was, and he immediately decided to fulfill the contract earlier in order to send this outsider away.

But when he talked about this with Fang Xu, Fang Xu only smiled and didn't show anything at all.

Liu Yuhan thought that Fang Xu felt that the time was not enough, but he didn't expect that Fang Xu would try to sneak into his bedroom again in the middle of the night for several consecutive days, which caused him a headache, and finally severely criticized him when he got up in the morning His behavior of disturbing dreams.

Fang Xu, who is trying to fulfill the contract: ... Is there something wrong with this salted fish?

Filled with disbelief, Fang Xu finally calmed down for a few days after being reprimanded by Liu Yuhan, carefully pondered Liu Yuhan's behavior, and gradually came to remember it.

The escorts Liu Yuhan recruited seem, maybe, almost, literally?

That night, Fang Xu finally verified his conjecture in the correct way—Liu Yuhan paid him a fairly generous salary every month, just to find someone to accompany him to the bathroom!

That's right, it's that simple, and it's just so incredible!

Liu Yuhan spent a lot of time putting out several recruitment advertisements in her live broadcast, just to find someone who could accompany him to the bathroom in the middle of the night!

After being woken up again in the middle of the night and accompanied Liu Yuhan to the toilet, Fang Xu felt that he was mentally retarded for thinking that his behavior was some kind of hint a few days ago.

But he looked at Liu Yuhan's sleepy face, and felt that the other person's appearance was indeed very easy to imagine.

Just imagine, a man with a healthy body and an ambiguous mind is woken up in the middle of the night by a handsome young man with disheveled clothes and sleepy eyes, and he asks for help with a lingering voice. Any other ideas?

In short, Fang Xu felt that he couldn't, so his mentally retarded behavior a few days ago could barely be regarded as justifiable.

Completely realizing that he had misunderstood, Fang Xu immediately straightened his mind, cleared his throat, and comforted Liu Yuhan with the greatest kindness: "It's okay, don't be afraid, I will accompany you to the bathroom right now."

Liu Yuhan showed him a thankful smile, and went to the toilet slowly, and the fear on his face became even stronger after he came out.

Maybe because she felt that the pressure in her heart would be relieved a lot if someone confides, Liu Yuhan walked to her bedroom while talking to Fang Xu about what she just thought of.

"You know? When I went to the bathroom just now, I couldn't help but glanced at the mirror, and suddenly remembered a joke I heard before."

Fang Xu glanced at him and saw that he wanted to continue talking, so he didn't stop him. Instead, he pretended to be listening carefully, and his serious attitude towards work was completely worthy of the salary Liu Yuhan paid him.

Liu Yuhan paused for a moment, clasped his hands tightly together, and slowly told this short joke: "There was a person who drank too much one day, and got up to go to the bathroom in the early morning, and suddenly had a nervous breakdown when he passed the mirror. , I played rock-paper-scissors in front of the mirror, and many games ended in a draw."

"It's always a draw, he thought it was quite boring, so he was going to go back to sleep. It turned out that he won a game before he left, so he was so happy that he couldn't fall asleep again until dawn."

Fang Xu: "..." Damn you are mentally retarded, what are you doing thinking about such a story in the middle of the night? !

A large part of Liu Yuhan's talent lies in his voice, especially when he tells a certain story, his voice can add a lot to the story.

And in such a dark and silent night, Liu Yuhan, who had just come back from the toilet with fear in his eyes, slowly said a joke in his nice voice that he didn't know whether it should be called a cold joke or a ghost story. It is very capable of affecting the feelings of the audience.

At least after Fang Xu scolded him for being mentally retarded, he subconsciously remembered the story he told in his heart. After sending Liu Yuhan back to the bedroom to sleep, he lay on the sofa bed in the living room, thinking about this cold joke with his eyes open. until dawn.

Then when Liu Yuhan got up and went to work, he silently looked at the back of his employer, and suddenly came to a self-righteous conclusion——

I have nothing to do all day and think about ghost stories, no wonder I dare not go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

The author has something to say: =v= I found that some fellow Taoists are very careful.Pindao thought that no one would care about the foreshadowing in the Italian text.

But to be honest, if fellow daoists really don’t see it, it’s because Pindao’s writing is too cryptic. This pot belongs to the mother planet. Mother planet, are you ready?

Earth: ...I can't prepare well for a lifetime, thank you! ! !