There are gods in the rivers and lakes [Jian San]

Times are developing and technology is advancing.This is true in the human world, and it is also true in the heavenly world.

The Jade Emperor advocated keeping pace with the times, and his old man said that although the atheism in the human world makes the gods very unhappy, but it is not happy, and the human world still has merits.For example, you can fly without fairy magic, and you can blow air without meeting.

Most of the gods are dead houses, staying in their own fairy mansion for hundreds of years without going out, or going out for hundreds of years without returning home.Although it is commonplace, it really affects work efficiency, so the Jade Emperor promoted the Internet in the fairy world, so even the gods who love to visit have become dead houses.

Lu Haofang is one of the many dead house gods.

Speaking of Lu Haofang, most of the immortals know his name, not because of his powerful mana or how hard his background is, but because his way of becoming a fairy is too weird.Ordinary people become immortals, whether they are mortals cultivating immortals, goblins who have experienced calamities, or the second generation of immortals who are blessed by nature, but Lu Haofang is neither of these three.

Thousands of years ago, the fairy world was in turmoil, and the fight between the gods and the lower world caused disasters. The little beggar Lu Haofang accidentally ate a piece of pie that fell from the sky. It tasted so good that he kowtowed and wished for another piece, and the wish came true.

Therefore, Lu Haofang took a piece of pie every day, kowtowed to make a wish after eating, and for three years, he was regarded as a fairy by the fairy world.

That's right, the Immortal World Office is so capricious!

This first-of-its-kind way of becoming a fairy once caused Lu Haofang to be surrounded by spectators, so he became a dead house without leaving the house.After the Jade Emperor promoted the Internet, Lu Haofang responded to the slogan of "advancing with the times" and played online games after work.

As an intern god, Lu Haofang's work is actually not busy at all. He is the registrar of the Marriage Registry in the Celestial Realm, and he makes a living under Yuelao's hands.However, the number of fairy mouths in the heavens is too small, and fewer people can form marriages. Immortals often like fairy love and don't go through formal channels, so Lu Haofang's job is very easy, not to mention that he only needs to be on duty for one week a year.

In a daze, he heard QQ ringing in a daze, Lu Haofang stared at Yuelao's head full of little red braids and came back to his senses.

Yuelao: Haofang, there is good news and bad news, which one do you want to hear?

Lu Haofang: Whatever you want.

Yuelao: Actually, I don’t know which one to tell you.

The lines were wrong, Lu Haofang became more sober, according to Yuelao's unrefined urination, if he said something casually perfunctorily, he would definitely get no less than a thousand words of ideological education, so serious and unscientific.

Lu Haofang: Listen to the good news first.

Yuelao: The marriage rope you asked for has been approved.

Lu Haofang: Boss!I have never seen such a handsome old man like you in the sky and the earth. My gratitude to you is like a torrent of rivers... ([-] words are omitted below)

Yuelao: ...why didn't you say it?

Lu Haofang: Choked on saliva.

Marriage Rope, exclusively produced by Yuelao.As long as the marriage rope is tied to both parties in love, then the two people are completely bound, not for a lifetime, but for life after life, and they will not break up until their souls are gone.

When it comes to marriage ropes, I have to secretly criticize the Heaven Realm Marriage Office. Lu Haofang secretly feels that so many gods don’t go through official channels, and are willing to take the risk of removing their immortal roots to play some kind of immortal love. It’s all because the heaven realm’s marriage procedures are too complicated .

Lu Haofang's marriage rope, an application submitted 800 years ago, has just been approved. It is conceivable how complicated the procedures are, and the regulation that certain behaviors below the neck are not allowed without the marriage rope is even more disgusting. up.

Yuelao: Hao Fang, I don’t know if you have heard a word.

Lu Haofang, who has fallen into the fantasy of a beautiful future: what?

Yuelao: If you give up one tree, you can own the whole forest!

Lu Haofang: Boss, what exactly do you want to say?

Yuelao: What a nice house!You are highly qualified and famous, and you have won the best intern fairy award for 800 consecutive years. After another 60 years of the fairy world exam, you will definitely be able to become a full-time fairy. I have already reserved a high-paying and promising position for you in Yuelao Palace , Last year, the Immortal News also selected you as one of the "Top Ten Grass Immortals". In the future, you will definitely...

Lu Haofang: Boss, you... have been in seclusion for too long, have your brain clogged up?It's the first time you praise me so much, I'm so terrified.

Yuelao: Anyway, listen to me, career comes first, love is just floating clouds, don't take it too seriously.

Lu Haofang: Boss, have you had your account hacked?It's not like what you said, don't you hate playing with feelings the most?

……

Lu Haofang: Tell me the bad news.

Yuelao: ...Narcissus, he was relegated to the mortal world after cutting off his celestial roots.

Seeing Lu Haofang's gray profile picture suddenly, the always smiling Yuelao sighed deeply.The word love is the most impermanent!

Lu Haofang has been secretly in love with Tansang, the god of narcissus, for 800 years, and only Yuelao knows about it.

In fact, the approval of the marriage rope does not take 800 years at all. If the two parties are in love, it only takes 300 years to pass the approval and get the marriage rope. Many gods can't wait.And Lu Haofang waited silently for 800 years, because he was unrequited love, only all the gods who applied for the marriage rope with Tansang as their goal gave up or made another marriage, and the last remaining one could get the only marriage rope.

Tansang is the number one beauty in the fairy world.

800 years ago, at the Queen Mother's Peach Blossom Festival, Lu Haofang, a young fairy running errands, accidentally broke into the Huashen Palace. The first time he saw Tansang, he fell in love at first sight.

Afterwards, Mr. Yue always asked Lu Haofang. Although Tan Sang was good-looking, he was cold-tempered and loved to play drugs. He was definitely not a good match for the family. What did Lu Haofang like in him?

Lu Haofang has only one answer, Tansang is good-looking.

Asked every year, Lu Haofang's answer has never changed, because Tan Sang has been secretly in love with him for 800 years because of his good looks.

At this time, this strange flower was standing silently on the Zhanxian Terrace in a daze.

Yuelao, who followed the trail, stood aside together in a daze.

"If you don't go back, you will be recorded as absent from work."

"Anyway, Tansang has descended to earth, who will I show the most outstanding award to?"

Yuelao turned his head and glanced at Lu Haofang, the wonderful flower, and said with disdain: "Even if you won the award, people may not see it."

"I know." Lu Haofang continued to pretend to be deep.

a long time.

"Boss, is there a way?"

"No."

"Then I'll tell the supervisor that you pulled the wrong red line 380 years ago." Lu Haofang was still deep and strange.

Yuelao: "...I am Yuelao, not a matchmaker."

"Is there a difference?" Lu Haofang finally moved and turned to look at Yuelao.

"...I really can't do anything if I'm so mad." Yuelao's braid tied with a red string tended to curl up.

After hearing the answer, Lu Haofang was silent.

"Boss, why do you think Tansang wants to destroy his immortal roots?"

"Ask him yourself, I am Yuelao, not a prophet."

Lu Haofang turned around and hugged the old man who was a head shorter than him, and said sullenly: "Boss, I'm a little sad, obviously I got the marriage rope, but he didn't wait for me."

Rolling his eyes towards Tianwaitian, Yuelao gritted his teeth and said, "Did you tell him that you asked for a marriage rope for him?"

Another long silence.

"I forgot to say." I have been in love for too long, but I forgot to say I like it.

"Take the marriage stone and roll down to find your narcissus." Yue Lao who didn't want to see Lu Haofang again kicked him directly.

"Boss! Remember to leave the high-paying and promising position you mentioned to me, and wait for me to bring him back!!!" The echo from Zhanxiantai was loud and clear.

Seeing the cloud and mist enveloping him again, like Zhanxiantai where nothing happened, Yuelao laughed and cursed: "You bastard, get back early!"

In this way, Lu Haofang ended his fairy days.

"Young master, young master? It's time to go, the master and wife are waiting for you!"

The weightlessness caused by the high-speed fall made Lu Haofang dizzy, and the voice of the person next to his ear was suddenly approaching and far away, making him unable to hear clearly.

"Master, the young master's injury seems to have relapsed. I called him for a long time but didn't respond."

Lu Haofang felt three fingers on his wrist.

"Lou'er is just a little weak. After all, he was injured before, and we are in a hurry. Let's go down and leave tomorrow."

After that, several waves of people came, some women called him Louer, some girls called his brother, Lu Haofang knew that he should have entered the body of a mortal, otherwise the little falling into the sky would not have caused him such a long-lasting of vertigo.

After turning off the lights, the whole room was much cleaner, and Lu Haofang opened his eyes.As a result, the moment he opened his eyes, a pink beam of light emitted from his chest, the beam became thicker and thicker, and finally formed an electronic screen. "Yue Lao Pai Qingyuan System No. 001 is at your service, please enter your username."

As a high-tech god, Lu Haofang was not surprised when he saw this scene. He got up and unbuttoned his jacket, took out the stone hanging around his neck, and remembered the marriage stone thrown to him by Yuelao before he was kicked. This is the one, but the pink color is still a heart-shaped marriage stone, and the painting style is too girly.

"You brat is too smudged. Hurry up and fill in your username to use my love system. This is the only one in the fairy world." Yue Lao, who had been peeping for a long time, finally couldn't help but show his face.

Lu Haofang looked at Yuelao's irritable face on the light screen, and fell silent. He felt that this kind of experimental product was not very reliable. "What's the benefit of using it?"

"There are many benefits. As long as you see Tansang's reincarnated marriage stone, it will automatically light up to remind you, and then you can gradually increase your favorability during your relationship. The favorability has a total of six levels. When it reaches a certain value, it will automatically show you The location of the subject, if you are in the same place, you will automatically focus on his specific location. It is a must-have artifact for chasing your wife while traveling at home, don’t you really want to show it in Sao Nian?”

"...Why do I feel this system is so familiar!"

Lu Haofang began to think.

Yue Lao turned from a grumpy face to a guilty face, "Don't care about these details, my Qingyuan system is definitely a good thing, you must use it, remember to give me an experience report when you run out, I have to go to the Innovation Office to apply for patent rights and promotion rights .”

Lu Haofang stared at Yuelao's increasingly guilty face, and said sadly: "Boss, I didn't expect you to plagiarize, it's too tasteless."

"You brat dare to say that I plagiarized. This is obviously my whimsy. If you want to use it or not, I will return the Marriage Stone to me." Yue Lao was completely furious.

"Then what do you say my name is now?"

"..."

"I heard the parents of this body call him Louer, and he has a younger sister who calls herself Coriander."

Yuelao blushed, and shouted "Lu Weilou!" After that, the room returned to silence, and the love system was still bright in front of his eyes.

Lu Haofang stared at the love system in a daze, "So it was a game I played before, so I will be Lu Weilou in the future? I feel that this name is not as auspicious as Lu Haofang!"

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