[Touken Ranbu] Xiao Wu is wronged

The world is composed of matter, and matter is condensed from "dirty air" and "clean air".Every substance contains "poisonous qi" and "clean qi". They are a balanced body, and the existence of either side is indispensable.A solitary yin does not grow, and a solitary yang does not grow. This is also true of the Taoist theory of yin and yang.

In the beginning, the world's clean air and foul air are balanced, and occasionally one side will overwhelm the other, but it will soon return to the normal threshold.

However, as time goes by, humans are constantly discovering and transforming nature. Whether this transformation is good or bad, it has more or less disrupted the rhythm of nature itself.A small change may be repaired after a period of time, and a particularly large change may never be made up.

If things go on like this, the balance of clean and foul qi will be broken.

The filth is accumulating more and more, but there are fewer and fewer people in the inner world who can deal with the filth.

——No way, after all, not everyone can have the "spiritual vision" to see the inner world clearly. Coupled with the rapid development of science and technology, various sciences are increasing day by day, and naturally fewer and fewer people can accept the inner world.

Immediately, under the suggestion of some authoritative people in the inner world, the high-level leaders of the watch world gathered important people in the inner world, and everyone thought of a solution together.

More than a dozen leading figures of Shinto, Buddhist, and Yin-Yang Tao built a channel at the cost of their own cultivation and flesh and blood. Once the world's filth exceeds a certain value, they will be discharged into a separate space-time tunnel.Considering that purifying the foul air is a long-term job, and now that psychics have become very rare, everyone has to find people with spiritual powers from all over the world to participate in the purification.

These people don't receive special training from childhood like people in the other world. Although the other world will send people to train, the input and output are not directly proportional. ——After all, to a person who has lived in a modern high-tech society since he was a child and has never been in contact with such things, it is naturally not efficient to say such mysterious things as "exporting one's own spiritual power and purifying the dirty air in the air".

So everyone in the world gathered again, and they gave Dirty Qi a form and a name—the Time Traveling Army.

"Time", that is, they are confined in the space-time tunnel, excluded by the time cycle.

"Retrograde", that is, the retrograde flow of water, is an unnatural phenomenon, implying that their appearance is unnatural and rejected by natural reincarnation.

Although the filth is given a name and is restricted to an independent individual by the "curse" of the name, they also have a strong physical attack because of this, and psykers who have no power to restrain chickens are also not their opponents.

Under the guidance of psykers, what better way to kill tangible things than swords?

So the inner world borrowed the spiritual physical swords from the outer world, and also found the intangible swords (such as the present sword) that were widely known and gathered beliefs to become spirits, awakened their spiritual wisdom, and signed a contract after communicating with them. Divide the spiritual power on the sword body into several parts, and the psykers provide spiritual power to maintain their shapes, allowing them to kill the retrograde army in the space-time tunnel.

In this way, the efficiency has indeed been improved a lot, and the process of purifying the dirty air has been promoted very quickly.Soon, however, new problems emerged.

In the battle with the swords, the retrograde army acquired the concept of "weapon" and "sword", so the new filth became their "weapon" when it condensed again, that is, the sword held in the hands of the retrograde army.The battle is no longer one-sided.

And due to the long-term battle with the retrograde army formed by the filth, the men with swords will be more or less affected by the filth. The damage to the body is still a trivial matter, and only psykers need to help them repair and remove the filth.If it is serious, it will even be eroded by the filth, and it will directly become a member of the retrograde army.

What's worse, because of being in the space-time tunnel for a long time, the part of the time retrograde army that was originally born and not destroyed has come into contact with the secrets of time and space.Apart from not being able to sneak into the present world, they can travel to almost any time and space where they have mastered the coordinates.Immediately afterwards, in order to gain more "filth" to strengthen themselves, they began to destroy the laws of various time and space—that is, the most obvious, history.

What is even more complicated is the appearance of another group of monsters. These monsters are called "inspectors" by the people in the other world. formed by the obsession.

Because the space-time tunnel they opened exists to restrain the filth outside the natural cycle, except for the filth that should not grow, so their obsession is to "eliminate the things that are rejected by the natural cycle."

However, unexpectedly, the time-traveling army mastered the method of time-space jumping, and did various things in various time-spaces. The men with swords chased them and appeared in the time-space where they should not have existed. objects", within the scope of their elimination.

Therefore, the retrograde army formed by overflowing filth, the government of time led by people from the other world, and the obsession of the psykers who first opened up the space-time tunnel formed a tripartite confrontation in this world. .

Oh, during this period, in order to legalize the work of "eliminating the retrograde army", Neon also specially formulated a series of legal norms (although it has not been made public by the whole society in order to avoid social unrest, but because of the witness of the gods of Gao Tianyuan, So to some extent, the effect is actually much greater than that of ordinary laws→_→), and a special government dispatched agency was set up—because it was officially registered with the government, and it involved many time and space factors, Hence the name "Government of Time".The externally recruited psykers working under this department are collectively called "God Judges", because they are responsible for calming down the sword Fusangshen who are affected by the foul smell, and in Shinto "persuading the gods who go crazy when the gods descend, "Let him calm down" "God Judge" has the same effect, so it is named after it. ——This is also a warning to all psykers. Their status is to "persuade the gods" rather than "examine the gods". , that would be a big mistake.

The government of time is self-managed by the people in the inner world without crossing the border, and is supervised by the "supernatural phenomenon management department" led by the government to ensure the legal operation of the dispatched agencies and protect the psykers who enter the agency to work legal rights.

——If this is not the case, then there are probably not many people who are willing to come, no matter how high the salary is, except for those who are really desperate and have a try mentality. After all, there are so many MLM organizations now, no one can guarantee the authenticity of this job!Rights are not guaranteed, don’t you think so?

Not to mention receiving so many years of scientific education, suddenly one day someone came down from the sky with a high-paying contract and asked you: My friend, do you want to sign a contract with me to become a horse monkey shochu (crossed out) god judge? ——What was your first reaction...Okay, I know, don’t tell me, thank you→_→

In addition, the Sword Fusangshen have only one body, and the original spirit of the body has reached a contract with the government of time. The split spirit can practice while eliminating the retrograde army, and the government of time will provide the body with a place to gather spirits and enshrine .It can be said to be a relationship of mutual cooperation.

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Seeing that a team of Fu Sangshen was about to leave, Xiao Wu was quietly relieved.

It's time to think about what to do next.

Although it is free not to choose to follow the god judge, but this also means that after the spiritual power of the initial form is exhausted, the only option is to change back to the original body.The spirit has been awakened, and the spirit can't return to the original place before the broken knife, so it's super boring to stay in the body all the time, okay? QAQ

And... And it's even more terrifying to return to the original soul... Why is the body of my original soul placed next to Mr. Hikakiri, please tell me, spicy chicken Shizheng!

#When the government doesn't want to take the blame and throws you a mustache cut#

Although he really didn't want to be installed, who made him sign the contract without understanding what the staff of the Government of Time said.

In fact, he also blamed himself for being too stupid. After being awakened, he was always in a state of obsessive standby. After a little soberness, he——

Xiaowu: ...I choose the dog belt T_T

The time goes back to the day when Xiaowu signed the contract with the Government of Time——

The staff who communicated with Xiao Wu Benling introduced the situation to Xiao Wu as usual, but seeing that Xiao Wu didn’t react at all, thinking that he was very upset after being forced to wake up, the staff asked him in a soft voice with some anxiety: " Xiao Wudian, do you have any questions?"

Being asked such a question, Xiao Wu suddenly came to his senses and asked hesitantly, "...is Mr. Mustache and Mr. Mustache also here?"

Although he was a bit puzzled, the staff responded quickly and gave Xiao Wu a positive answer.

Xiao Wu: "I sign!"

staff member:? ? ?

"Don't you really need to think about it again?" The staff was a little confused. Although it's good to be so straightforward, we have to go through a procedure, right?

Unexpectedly, Xiao Wuli said bluntly: "Anyway, I don't understand! As long as I can understand the orders of Mr. Hikari!"

Staff member: ... I don't dare to let you sign it rashly when you say that, okay?

The staff earnestly warned: "No matter what, we are a fair, open and equal cooperative relationship. At least we have to figure out the terms of the contract before deciding whether to sign or not. How about I ask Tokiri Tomomoto to come over and have a talk with you?" ?” Why are these words so familiar... Ah!Come to think of it, the last time I said something like this was when I received Awataguchi's shorts, and I also called everyone to cheer up →_→

Although he was chopped off by a mustache, he is unexpectedly a millennium old man with a mustache (crossed out). Cough, what about my little fan, Xiao Wudian.

Unexpectedly, the millennium-old fanboy Xiao Wu burst into tears, "No, no, no need! Don't bother Mr. Mustache! QAQ" Oh my god, soon after we met for the first time, he was chopped off by Mr. Mr. Mustache. What if we met again after so many years and got chopped off! QQ

Staff: "...Is this really okay? You are crying, Xiaowudian→_→"

Xiaowu: "No, no, no—hiccup! Just, just a little hiccup! Scared...no no no, nervous, hiccup! Yes, nervous! Sign, sign!"

Staff: ... You are talking about being afraid, I heard you, Xiao Wudian, please stop making excuses, please. ... But is it because you are too nervous and afraid to see your idol? MDZZ cried so much that only a ghost would believe it!Those who didn’t know thought what Hikakiri-den would do to you... oh, indeed, I cut you off and won the honorary title of "Friend Kiri"... So you are really a fan of Hikakiri-den, not a black man Fen Xiaowudian? ? ?

Xiaowu: I am wronged, it was originally imitated to match Master Higakiri, if it cannot be used as a matching knife for Master Higakiri, I will be thrown away by the stinky swordsmith!I was beheaded by him and there are still traces of being beheaded. Why can't I be afraid of him!overtake!Committee!Bend!Boo! QQ

……

It seems that Xiaowu's communication is not very good. Although he keeps arguing and just settle the contract, but as a member of the government of time with principles and rules, how can he just sign it so casually and forget it?So the staff went to the attic where the main body of the sword was placed before taking the spirit deed.After showing the guard the entry permit, he walked into the most important but most inconspicuous attic of the Government of Time.Under the effect of the license, he crossed one spirit-gathering barrier after another without hindrance, and finally came to the room where the treasure of Genji was placed.

"Excuse me, Higakiri-den, Kagemaru-den." Pushing open the door, he saw the two-shocked sword in human form sitting around the stove—yes, it was the stove. I don't know what to say, and today I'm just as helpless as ever, the staff.

"Ah, Honmaru-kun is here."

"Although I'm very sorry to say that, Higakiri-no, please call me Honda." The staff member who claimed to be Honda went to the fireplace and sat down with a blank expression.

"Huh? Is that so?" Higakiri tilted his head innocently, and said with a slight smile, "Okay, I know, Aida-kun!"

Honda: It was really my fault for trying to correct you, sorry Higakiri.Indifference.jpg

"I'm so sorry, Anika, he's not like this usually."

Honda: No, please don't mention it, so the ears can also wear filters? Is your conscience really not hurt?

"It's just like what Izukumaru said, Hongo-kun."

Honda: Oh.Indifference.jpg

"Anijia! It's Knee Maru! Knee Maru!"

"Okay, leg pills."

"Anija!!!"

Honda coughed, and turned the attention of the two brothers with dementia (crossed out), "They should have informed you of the purpose of my visit, since the sword itself should be sent to Sword Pavilion within 24 hours after awakening , so if you two have any opinions, please tell me now." ——Can you finish your business before arguing?There is also a little ancestor waiting for the contract!Even if it wasn't made by the same batch of materials and the same swordsmith, isn't it still your Genji's little brother? !

"Huh? What's the matter?"

Honda: ... ... Please stay well, please don't talk, Hikirikiri.

Honda turned his head expressionlessly and looked at the more reliable Kagemaru.

Kagemaru was a little tangled, but also excitedly moved his two index fingers back and forth: "Ah... that... you can say... the younger brother, right? My younger brother... um... I am also the elder brother... "

Honda: Thank you for wanting to hit someone.

Smiling Higiri: "That's great, brother Maru."

The old man blushed and said, "Yes, yes, but my name is Anijia!"

Honda: ...I'm really sorry to bother you two, but I'll go visit Karasuma-den.It can be said to be very indifferent.jpg

Seeing the loveless expression on Honda's face, Hikekiri laughed a few times, "But Uyamaru is not my younger brother."

Kagemaru: "It's Xiaowu, not Xiaowuwan, Anijia!"

The corner of Honda's mouth couldn't help twitching, as expected, he should go to Karasuma Temple and ask.Thinking about opening Genji's room in the future, you might see an old man with dementia and a filter brother controlling a thousand-year-old swordsman who cowards a crybaby...Honda suddenly felt that he should throw the crybaby to everyone who is an old father The super old knife fine belt is better →_→

"Hey, it doesn't matter, they are all crows."

Because of this sentence, Kagemaru frowned suddenly.

Honda also has some doubts.

The names of Karasuma and Karasuma both come from crows, so it’s not wrong to say that, but there is a problem with Higakiri when he puts Karasuma and Karasuma together.

It may be because of the relationship between the masters they once served. Although the Genji brothers and Karasuma do not meet each other, the relationship is not good at all. Let's talk about Karasuma and Karasuma together... Isn't Hikiriden Like Xiaowu?

Honda couldn't help probing: "Then... I'll send Xiao Wudian to Genji's room later?"

"Hey? What are you talking about, Honda, isn't it just me and Midorimaru who have Genji's dual swords? When will there be another sword?"

"..."

"..."

This time, even Kagemaru didn't jump up immediately to refute Anika, "It's Kneemaru, not Greenmaru".

Thinking of Na Zhen's mention of Hikakiri, it's okay to be good, but he is crying and beating to death and doesn't want to see Hikakiri's tachi, Honda sighs secretly, it seems that he is unnecessary?So it seems that even if the contract is signed, Xiao Wu has to be placed in a room alone.Maybe over at Karasuma Hall...?No, no, let’s forget it. My instinct tells me that it would be scarier if I let it go!

At this moment, Kagemaru spoke, his expression was much more serious than before, "Anijia, I think Xiaowu is very good." He nodded, as if he agreed with his own words, "I'm not here When Anijia was around, Xiaowu was always with Anijia, wasn't it?" Kagemaru pursed his lips, and looked at Tokiri without evasive eyes.

"..." Mustache tilted his head, but didn't speak, he looked at Kemaru, as if he wanted to know what he would say next.

Honda:? ? ?Is it my illusion that the atmosphere suddenly became tense? ? ?

Facing his brother's calm gaze, Kewan was inexplicably nervous, his hands couldn't help clenching his pants, "Anijia, I think Xiaowu..."

Higakiri chuckled suddenly, and the words that Kagemaru hadn't finished were interrupted immediately, "Did Shiyishimaru agree too? That's really great, then please Takada-kun to send Kuroyomaru over."

Kagemaru: "Hey? Could it be that Anika is joking for not letting Xiaowu enter Genji's room? It's too much! I almost took it seriously! And there are Kemimaru and Xiaowu, Anijia!!!"

Hidekiri blinked innocently: "Huh? Did I ever say that I wouldn't let Toramaru into the room?"

Knee Maru: "...it seems...not."

Higakiri: "Too much heart, muddleheaded pill^^"

Knee Maru: "Anijia!! It's Knee Maru, Knee Maru!"

Hikekiri: "Okay, Stupid Maru."

"..."

Honda: ... Lao Tzu's small spleen and lungs are very bad, can you two thousand-year-old knives calm down a bit! ! !

"Cough, then I'll have someone carry Xiaowudian's knife holder later." Honda coughed, wanting to leave this place quickly, and sympathize with the most normal-looking Kagemaruden for now.

"Well, let's put it next to my knife holder." Hidekiri said softly.

"Hey? Cunning! I also want my brother's knife holder to be placed next to me!"

"Hmm, it looks like there's no other way, Stupid Pill."

"It's Knee Maru, Anika!"

"^^"

Honda: ... To tell you the truth, I am a bit pretentious when I see your expression, Xiao Wudian will not be hacked by you again, Yun Bei.

Although he has not yet transformed into a human form, Xiao Wu, who somehow feels the coldness of the blade: Hey! QQ

The author has something to say:

The material composition of the world, the filthy qi, the clear qi, the natural samsara, and the repulsion are all my nonsense, ah, I really used my life to construct the worldview of this article. I really don’t want to write short stories again.meditation.jpg

There is a story between Anijia and Xiaowu, if I can write that... There is no love in life.jpg

Obviously I just want to write a small dessert to adjust my mood. Is it because it is too long-winded?Paralyzed.jpg

Xiaowu’s history-related information refers to "The Sword Volume of Heike Monogatari Volume [-]". Some details are slightly different from Encyclopedia. Weibo has translated information. Interested little angels can go to search for it.