[Touken Ranbu] Xiao Wu is wronged

After all, he finally dragged Ou Duoduo out of the corner, and then Kemaru ruthlessly tore off Xiaowu's quilt and put it in the locker.

"My quilt!" Xiao Wu cried out in surprise and threw himself on the back of the locker, grabbing his coat and scolding, "You can't do this!"

Xiwan blocked Xiaowu tightly behind him, locked the cabinet expressionlessly, then turned his head and poked Xiaowu on the forehead: "Ni-chan is fine, Xiaowu."

"Why!"

"Just because I am Ni-chan."

"But the sheets are mine!"

"It's Ni-chan's right to inspect Oudodo's items."

"You are bullshitting!"

"Everything Ni Jiang said is right, even if it's nonsense."

"..."

Xiaowu's eyes widened and he looked at Xiwan with disbelief, as if he was meeting him for the first time.

"Don't look at Ni Jiang like that, Xiao Wu," Xie Wan straightened up, stretched out his hand to hold Xiao Wu and walked out of the house, "Do you know that you will be complained if you hit the knife?"

"..."

"It's not easy for the government of the time. You must know that because of the knife-hunting program they launched, a group of god-scrubbers who can't bring back new knives have vented their grievances on all kinds of colleagues."

The fresh vocabulary made Xiao Wu very curious, "The program for grabbing a knife? Doujin? What is that?"

Kagemaru suddenly realized that Ou Duoduo was newly installed, probably never heard of it.So brother Maru began to give Ododo a popular science, "We are all awakened by the onmyoji of Shizheng, right?"

"Hmm... and memories too..."

"Yes, as the knife itself, we shouldn't have memories, but at the moment when our mind is awakened, the memory of hundreds or even thousands of years as the knife also exists at the same time. The principle is too complicated. In short, the onmyoji Their means, you don’t need to know this, let me tell you why they need us to have ‘memory’.”

Xiaowu nodded in a daze, and listened to Xiwan's words obediently.The main body has only been installed for less than a month, and he came to Honmaru earlier in the spirit division, so he really doesn't know much about these things.

Kemaru put on a posture of preaching, accepting karma and resolving doubts, and stretched out his hand solemnly and solemnly.

Thinking that Keimaru was going to use gestures to help explain, Xiaowu held his breath and observed carefully, and then saw that Keimaru's hand was getting closer and closer... Then his face was pinched→_→

There was also a contented sigh from Xiwan: "It's so cute!" Ou Duoduo, who obediently listened to Ni Jiang's speech... What an angel! o(*////▽////*)q

Xiaowu: ...? ? ?

With a smile, Kewan caught Ou Duoduo who jumped up and hammered him with shame and indignation, "Okay, okay, do you want to listen?"

Xiao Wu snorted, but still nodded.

Kinmaru finally licked Ou Duoduo's hair that was blown up and wilted, and continued happily: "We used to be 'knives' held by 'people', but now we need to become The 'human' holding the 'knife'. The span in between is huge, we have been the former for at least a few hundred years, and it is only a moment to transform into a human form."

While talking, the two walked through the corridor to the meeting place of the Yuhikari (crossed out) tea party where Higakiri belonged.

"We need to have a human way of thinking to help us quickly adapt to the new body." Said the knee pill.

The obedient student Xiao Wu nodded, then raised his head and asked doubtfully: "If this is the case, isn't it good not to use the memory of a knife? This way it won't be affected?" Recalling the time when he had just acquired a human form, I can't even walk upright with two legs like a normal person, do I still think that as a knife, it only needs to be sharp enough to kill all enemies?Why do they need to be able to talk, think, walk, and do all the things normal humans are used to?

If you don't have the memory of the sword as a bondage, if you just talk about it as a new person, you should be able to accept it a little faster, right?

Unexpectedly, Xiwan's face became serious, and he said very sternly: "You can't think like this, Xiao Wu."

Xiao Wu was taken aback for a moment, and he didn't understand why Xiwan's expression was so solemn, "Why?"

"It's a two-way choice."

"Mutual choice?"

"If you don't have any memories when you wake up, you don't remember Anika, you don't remember Genji, you don't remember the past..."

Keimaru just assumed this for a while, and when he saw the expression of "Oh, this is so good" on Ou Duoduo's face, he almost choked to death in his chest - no, no, no, no!How could Oudodo forget them!Ni sauce is absolutely not allowed!absolute!

Xi Wan coughed twice, and called Xiao Wu back who had lost his mind, "If, just if."

Xiao Wu nodded: "I know."

Katsumaru: No, your expression tells me that you look very regretful, do you really want to forget us that much!Ni Jiang's heart hurts, really!

"Ahem, then continue," Kewan couldn't help pinching Xiao Wu's face again to vent his anger, and filtered Ou Duoduo's dissatisfied stare as "a shy expression" with a built-in filter, and then continued , "At this time, the sword spirit is like a blank sheet of paper, without a certain concept of value judgment of right and wrong, and can be scribbled by the person who awakened him at will. With your stupid appearance, you may suffer a lot! I say you Do you understand?" At the end, Knee Wan, who had crushed Ni Jiang's heart, even hated iron for being weak.

Grinning his teeth, Xiao Wu, who was very dissatisfied with Knee Maru's hands and feet, was even more surprised, "I know, but we were forged as knives, and they were originally used for human use. There is nothing wrong with shaking the knives." ?”

"..."

——Of course we have a human body, we also have a human heart, silly brother.

Xiwan's footsteps stopped suddenly, and Xiao Wu looked at him suspiciously: "What's wrong?"

Xiao Wu, who didn't get a response, had no time to say anything more, his face was held up by Keimaru's hands.

Two pairs of very similar golden eyes met directly, but Xiao Wu found that there was something in those eyes that were usually extremely bright that he couldn't understand.

"...Knee pills?"

The breaths of the two were intertwined, and Xiao Wu felt uncomfortable and wanted to shrink back, but Kagemaru didn't give him the chance to retreat.

"Why?" Xiaowu frowned, not knowing what Xiwan wanted to do.

At this time, Kagemaru suddenly sighed, and then smiled softly.

Xiao Wu was stunned: "Xiao Wan, are you stupid!?"I think it is very necessary for you to enter the room and calm down!

At this moment, Kagemaru's mood was a bit complicated.

Regardless of Ou Duoduo's horrified and disgusted expression, he closed his eyes, pressed his forehead against Xiao Wu's, and sighed silently in his heart——

Sure enough, what Anijia said was right, you shouldn't be installed.

The government of the time has certain standards when selecting many swords.You need to have a certain reputation - you need to have faith to be able to open up your spirit smoothly; you need to have certain deeds - so that the swordsmen can search their memories; most importantly, you need to have a certain "humanity" - to facilitate them To adapt to the human body and life, and to measure the importance of things in the way of human thinking, and to choose the means that are most beneficial to human beings without crossing the boundary.

Of course, although the current affairs side has some of its own little things, but when signing the contract, everyone treated each other frankly. For men with swords and swords who have experienced many turbulent times, it is very important to have such an idea. It's normal.Everyone's cooperation has been very transparent and open from the very beginning - the Sword Fusangshen provide power to the Government of Time to maintain the order of reincarnation in the world, and the Government of Time provides spiritual transformation for the Swords Fusangshen and provides a battlefield for cultivation - all Mutual benefit and reciprocity, there is nothing wrong with promises.

The cooperative relationship between the two parties is established on an equal footing, so swordsmen need to have the ability to think independently before signing a contract.This is the reason why they need to arouse their wisdom while retaining their memory-as for why they explained it to Xiao Wu... It's just that the naughty Ni Jiang took the opportunity to tease Ouduo's worrying IQ and EQ →_→

But in this way, Kichimaru did find some problems—Xiao Wu, who already has a human body, lacks a certain "humanity".

In fact, the lack of "humanity", Xiaowu is not a special case in the sword.Before him, the most typical, the most obvious, and the most famous Yizhendao Mikazuki Zongjin was a clear example.

Sanri Yuezong is one of the five swords in the world, and at the same time, the reputation of the most beautiful sword in the world is too strong, and the beliefs he has gained are layered on him. He doesn't need the government of time to awaken his wisdom, because he himself is about to condense an independent godhead. up.

Although it is said that this kind of detoxification and maintaining the balance of reincarnation is a good merit, but to be honest, San Riyue really does not lack that merit.

However, this old sword of Heianjing, who is always jokingly called "lost old man", "dementia patient" and "hahaha noise maker", was one of the leading representatives of the sword who first had a "dialogue" with the government of the time. ——The tone of the cooperation between Toujian Fusangshen and the Government of Time was basically finalized by him and several other representatives.

The thousand-year-old knife masters knew very well that it was better to say that Sanri Yue Zongjin was entrusted to sit and supervise than to say that they came to the battlefield of the retrograde army to gain a piece of merit for becoming a god.Although they are both swords, as Fusangshin who has already begun to "divinity", his position is neutral.

While he is supervising the government of time, he is also supervising the men with swords.After all, just like what Kenmaru said, the Token Fusangshin who have a human body will gradually have a human heart.

As for the human heart...

……

"As for things like the human heart..." With a smile, Kagemaru squeezed Xiaowu who was looking up at him curiously, "You are so stupid, you won't understand even if I tell you!"

Xiao Wu was so angry that he stomped his feet, wishing he could jump up and slap the knee ball on the head, "After all this talk, you still haven't told me the key point! The knife program and colleagues!"

Kagemaru hit his palm, "Oh! So the topic has gone so far!"

Xiao Wu couldn't help but raised his foot and kicked him, "Did you know that!"

"Okay, okay." Instead of being angry, Kagemaru comforted the increasingly "lively" Ou Duoduo, "The so-called knife-hunting procedure is that the Government of Time seals the spiritual power runes on the space-time tunnel, Project the sword spirits to the battle field. Then judge the spiritual power supply of the Honmaru god judges based on the spiritual power of the Honmaru Fusangshen who came to fish for the sword. This judgment method is very complicated. I told you Even my little brain can’t hold it, so let’s ignore it—in a word, the god judges who are judged to be rich in spiritual power may bring back the knife they want.”

"possible?"

"Well, that means even if you have plenty of spiritual power, you still have to look at your face."

"..."

Xiao Wu pursed her lips and asked again: "What about my colleagues?"

Kewan was silent for a while, after thinking about it, he still felt that it was better than Xiaowu not knowing anything, so he said: "It's just all kinds of strange fantasies of the god judges, some are quite strange, and some are actually not bad."

"?" Confused.

"I'll show you when I go back later, we also have them in our office!"

"Huh?"

"The god judges don't even think about it. How can they pretend not to hear us talking about 'Genji brothers', 'mustache knees', 'knee mustaches', 'three-day cranes' and 'couple swords' all day long!"

"Hey?" Wan's face was confused.

"Some novels are so lingering and sentimental, but some manga are really..." As he said, he couldn't help covering his face with his hands, and then he turned his head and said to Xiao Wu as if thinking of something, "I choose manga." I’ll show you the selection, I have a few well-written articles.”

"……what?"

"It's about me and Anika, ignoring some weird things... In short, it made me see the possibility that Anika can call me by my name!" Kagemaru clenched his fists with a red face, " Sure enough, we are super good brothers!"

"..." I'm sorry that I don't quite understand the logic that if you call the right name, it means brotherhood.Indifference.jpg

……

Xiaowu's indifference throughout the whole process couldn't hold back when he saw Xiwan taking out his treasured mustache and knee CP to the fan comics and novels as if offering a treasure.

He silently began to pack his things in the room.

Knee Maru was surprised: "What are you doing?"

"Thank you for taking care of me all the time. I want to move out."

Knee pill:! ! !

Xiaowu's eyes were dull and his movements were mechanically packing up—although he was soon snatched away by Kewanu and put away—a few words kept echoing in his mind: Ah, I didn't expect that Mr. Hikiri and Keimaru had such a relationship... No wonder Hikiri-sama hates himself as a substitute for Komaru... So if he is shamelessly sandwiched between them, what is it according to human beings...

--ah!It's Xiaosan!

……

Xiao Wu, who couldn't move out of the room because of the knee ball's firm disapproval, was extremely guilty, and felt that he had always been an [-]-watt super-large light bulb.

Until later, Knemaru brought him mustache Xiaowu, Knee Xiaowu, and even Genji's 3P colleagues →_→

……

"—Kemaru go to hell!!!"

Hearing the movement downstairs, the examiner poked his head out of the window curiously, and then saw the red-eyed Xiaowu chasing and killing Xiwan with a knife in his hand, and the elderly care group on the corridor were still watching with smiles and cups of tea.

"What's going on?" The judge was very curious, and took a sip of the water brought by Yiqi Yizhen himself, and then she spit out what Xiwan said next.

"Hey, hey! Did you murder your own brother? Did you commit a crime next time? Isn't Ni-chan your safe haven? If you treat Ni-chan like this, Ni-chan's heart will hurt!" Keimaru joked with ease, and even exaggeratedly made a Xizi holding a heart.

"...Don't say those weird words!!!" Xiao Wu's face turned red, obviously very angry.

"What's the matter? Although it's a little numb, it's still well written!" Keimaru shook the book in his hand with a Ukiyo-e-style cover.

"..." The examiner with vision 2.0 stared dumbfoundedly at the new masterpiece that he had discussed with all his fellow aunts not long ago, and murmured tremblingly: "Am I dazzled? Or am I dreaming?"

Yiqi, whose five senses are better than ordinary people, thought that the examiner was asking him, so he seriously shattered the illusion of the examiner: "If it is about the 'Genji 3P Tale' you saw, the lord did not Oh wrong."

"!!! How could you say such strange things in such an upright tone in the first episode!"

"Huh? Surely it's because of the current lord?" Yiqi rested his index finger on his chin, as if he was thinking about something seriously.

The judge was about to refute seriously, but saw that Yiqi Yizhen laughed like white lilies blooming behind him, and said in a gentle voice as always: "By the way, when Baoding was serving as a servant last time, he also read this author's book. Oh, 'Awataguchi 48 Story' or something ^^"

"...I was wrong about the first issue, boss let me go QAQ"

The author has something to say:

Hey, it's a bit late hahahaha (scratching head)

So let’s talk about the future updates, the frequency is every other day, and the time is 12 o’clock.After all, the extra episode of the previous article is about to start...

This chapter also involves a lot of things about the world view, because I plan to write another long article about swords and swords, so I will roughly settle the world view first.

Well, thank you for your Christmas blessings, Merry Christmas belatedly... After this article is finished, I will add a Christmas extra for everyone>3

Let me make a digression... I was dropped by Tachie, the new sword of the Japanese server Hinata Masamune... When will the national server be installed? I want to take him home o(*////▽//// *)q