[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

"So why are there so many people?" Newt was out of the situation at all, and he counted the number of people on board again, "Steve, James—"

"It's Bucky." Steve corrected, and Bucky sat on the bed and packed his small suitcase without saying a word.

"Okay, Bucky." Newt smiled at Steve who was sitting on Bucky's bed, "Steve, Bucky, and Loki, Thor..."

Loki, who was listlessly playing cards with Thor, didn't even raise his eyes to look at Newt. Thor happily waved at Newt after hearing his name: "Loki just taught me how to draw turtles—"

"It's just drawing eight, don't say it so elegantly." Loki casually drew one of Thor's remaining two cards, and then threw the pair of cards into the pile, "Win, the top card come over."

The prince of Asgard, who lost the 57th round, showed his forehead without any complaints, and asked his younger brother to punish him by the Ying family by flicking his forehead.

"With your strength, your brother will be fooled," said the kind Mr. Scamander.

Evil Mr. Odinson doesn't care: "He's just stupid. Shuffle the cards."

Thor happily shuffled the cards.

Newt shook his head, then looked at the other person in the cabin who shouldn't have been there.

"Have you finally returned from your relaxation, Sherlock?"

"Because I found that the deck is as noisy as this cabin." Sherlock looked at the four children in the room with contempt. "Apart from raising animals, do you have any hobbies in raising children, Scamander?"

Newt said nicely, "They're not kids, they're mature minds, Sherlock. And I don't think Steve and the others are noisy."

Loki slammed the cards: "The whole room became noisy after you came in."

Sherlock retorted: "Look at yourself, while relying on your brother while habitually hurting him, the duplicity is not a tsundere, isn't your brother angry with you today?"

"It's up to you when it comes to duplicity, how about you tell me about the great achievements of your little military doctor assistant?" Loki didn't even look at Sherlock, "You lost again, idiot, put your head here."

Thor actually likes Sherlock very much, because every time Loki and Sherlock quarrel, Sherlock will analyze in detail how Loki trusts, depends on, and loves him, which makes it difficult for him to get sincerity from his brother. Thor, who gave sincere emotional feedback, was extremely ironic.

It is good civilization to consult a detective!

Sherlock decided not to quarrel with the children.He sat back on his bed with the book in his hand, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, the magic teacup jumped into his hand.

That alone made him decide he liked magic.

He slowly opened the book about magical animals in his hand. This was the fifth time he had read it. He had already mastered the text by heart, but he still needed to study some animations carefully. The subtle expressions and movements of those animals Observation is required, careful observation is required.

"Hey, Newt." Loki skillfully played Thor again, "Do you have any clue about that case?"

Newt thought for a while, then said hesitantly: "Are you talking about sleeping sickness? If it is indeed caused by magical animals, then I have a guess. But if it is not caused by magical animals..."

"If it wasn't caused by magical animals, why did the British Ministry of Magic ask you to go back?" Loki asked.

Newt corrected: "Professor Dumbledore wrote me to go back."

Sherlock sneered, and the rest of the audience looked at him.

"I remember that Dumbledore and Grindelwald knew each other before?" Sherlock didn't take his eyes off the behavior map of the Bowtruckle.

Newt shivered, recalling the fear of being dominated by a certain jealous king GG.

"...They were best friends before." Newt, one of the few people who knew the truth, said honestly.

Steve, who was quietly helping Bucky fold socks together, suddenly said, "The Life of Dumbledore and His Lies."

Newt looked up sensitively: "What?"

"emmmmm, this is the title of a future book." Steve moved a bit uneasily, "It deeply studies the friendship between Dumbledore and Grindelwald, what, um..."

Newt frowned, obviously uncomfortable with the private affairs of his mentor being made public later.

Sherlock's eyes sparkled: "Let's hear it."

Loki pushed the poker cards and stopped playing: "How many things have you heard about Dumbledore? You have to listen to it. What are you listening to? Listen to their love and resentment?"

Sherlock decided to maturely ignore the child's chattering: "So how did these two people resolve after their friendship broke down? Did Grindelwald's Muggle purge policy join forces with the Nazis?"

"It wasn't mentioned in that book. I think wizards have a kind of indifference to the world of ordinary people." Steve carefully chose his words, and Bucky said after putting the socks neatly in the suitcase: "Some people think that there is indeed a connection, after all, Green DeVoe is German and a racist."

Facing the suspicious eyes of the people present, Bucky just explained to Steve: "I have seen Tessie's fanbag."

Steve patted him on the shoulder silently.

Good brother, you have suffered.

Bucky: No, not really, those texts are kind of interesting :)

After disembarking, Newt led the four children to St. Mungo's Hospital, where Dumbledore was waiting for him.

The other older child (Sherlock: What are you doing!) was picked up as soon as he got off the boat, and everyone could only see his back being pushed away.

Even though Sherlock sometimes gets annoying (Rocky: Wait, just occasionally???), Newt genuinely worries for his safety.

"Are you sure his brother picked him up?" Newt bent over and asked Loki.

Rocky rolled his eyes: "I wish he would encounter something unexpected—but unfortunately, this guy's fighting skills are only a little worse than his observation ability and IQ. So don't worry, it must be his brother, Otherwise, would he leave so obediently?"

Good Mr. Scamander breathed a sigh of relief.

There was something wrong when they passed the customs. The setting of a single father with four children with different hair colors made Newt a little suspicious. In the end, Loki, who had almost recovered his magic power, impatiently used it for the customs. A confusion spell, and then dragged Thor straight through the barrier.

"Hurry up, we'll go back to Hogwarts after solving this case." Loki muttered, "I kind of miss the food there—that's the last conscience of this country in terms of food."

At the entrance of St. Mungo's Hospital, Newt, who had just finished his examination, took off his gloves and came out. The four children also followed him out of the ward in whispers. Steve didn't forget to close the door.Standing outside, Dumbledore stared at the four children for a long time.

"There are black magic residues." Newt told Dumbledore his judgment, "But it's not caused by direct spelling. I think it's very similar to the damage left by magical animals with dark attributes."

"It's about the same as my guess." Dumbledore sighed, "So what do you think it is?"

Newt hesitated: "If it's really what I guess, then the situation will be dire..."

"Exclude all other possibilities, and the only thing left is the truth." Dumbledore said with a heavy heart.

The two were relatively silent for a while, and then Newt spoke with difficulty: "So, it's really... the one?"

Dumbledore took off his glasses and wiped them off: "If you think so, then yes."

Loki narrowed his eyes, expressing his distaste for their behavior of playing riddles: "Why are you so hesitating, what is it?"

"Nightmare," Newt said, "a fallen unicorn, a demon who lives in dreams, who can steal people's dreams and make them fall into a coma."

Dumbledore glanced back at the many full wards: "...Moreover, this is a powerful nightmare."

"Newt, you are one of my proudest students, and I would like to solemnly entrust you with this matter." The brown-haired professor said solemnly, "You must catch this nightmare as soon as possible, because we cannot guarantee that it will die." Is it driven by man, and there is no guarantee that it will cause any damage in the future, especially in the current situation..."

Newt looked at the much older professor, his throat moved, and he responded, "I will, Professor."

Chelsea have figured out what this new environment is like.

There are only two members of Selwyn's family. Father Tywin, a frustrated education enthusiast who doesn't talk to her when he comes home from overtime every day, and Fay, who is said to have been bullied before.

Is it true that mother was so miserable?

But Faye doesn't look like a steamed bun, it's obvious that Merida is so strong!

The timeline of this world is very chaotic, and she often only exists in Faye for a short period of time, and during this time, she will basically meet other children who come to visit, or more precisely, bear children who try to bully her.

Chelsea, relying on the arrogance cultivated by her dear father Fu for more than ten years of pampering, turned back one by one.

Today she came to the 9-year-old Fay again, and it was another small party. When she changed into a small dress and went downstairs, she watched with satisfaction the cringe of the children she had pissed off.

Tywin has always ignored Fay's inner feelings. He would only lead Fay to the children and tell her to be obedient, let the others go, and then left him alone, holding a glass of wine to socialize with the adults.

Chelsea thought, no wonder Fay was bullied so badly before.

But today she is not in the mood to play with bear children.Because she made a new decision.

Why do you have to play with the kids?

Why don't she go to the adults and be an obedient, cute and interesting child. After gaining enough affection from the adults, will she still talk to those children?

Chelsea raised a confident smile, and trotted all the way to the crowd of adults where Tywin was, with her skirts raised behind her.

"Father!" She hugged Tai Wen's arm coquettishly, and Tai Wen lowered his head in surprise: "Why are you here?"

Chelsea did not answer, but greeted the other adults one by one with a polite smile.Everyone praised what a cute and sensible child this is, and then Chelsea looked up at Tywin and said, "I miss my father, so come and take a look."

Tywin's expression softened visibly.He rubbed the top of Chelsea's head in a rare way.

"Okay." He said softly, "Go back and play, Dad still has something to talk about."

Chelsea stuck out her tongue, then let go of Tywin's arm and walked slowly towards the corner.

Wait, she suddenly thought of something.

What she's doing now seems to be...

Much like Alice?

Before that, when she was angry with those brats, didn't she—

Representative, Merida?

Chelsea was stunned, she felt that she had caught something vaguely.

what is it then?

Moreover, why did she appear in Faye's memory?

The author has something to say: Real Madrid won a big victory today, happy!

Now I have a series of immature jokes, innocent virgins, dead duck mouths, seniors x old rocket drivers, superficial schoolgirls, put a few jokes up for everyone to taste, original CP

【1】

The senior is a very good person, his academic performance is among the best in the department, and his student work is also very good, but he has never been in a relationship, and his interest value is basically negative.He felt that maybe no one would like him.

The school girl is a freshman who just entered school this year. She looks pretty, looks gentle and soft, smiles warmly, and is very polite to everyone, but in the dormitory——

"Go!" She giggled while wearing a bed sheet, "Go to Pluto! No one wants to get out of the car today!"

【2】

The junior girl and the senior are in the same department, and after working with the senior for a while, she fell in love with this funny and straight senior

After teasing and leaving, the senior confessed to her.

then let's be together

【3】

On their first date, they went out to the movies together.

The senior said, um, as a boyfriend, does he need to be more domineering?

So when the junior girl reached for a Coke, she took advantage of the opportunity to hold the junior girl's hand.

The junior girl turned her head to look over, but the senior pretended to be calm and didn't look back.

But his eyes were evasively glancing at the junior girl's reaction.

Senior: Ahhh, the junior girl has just grown up, and we are only together, so we are holding hands. Is my progress too fast like this, will the junior girl be frightened!

Junior: Fuck, why are his palms so wet? Is it necessary to be so nervous?

Senior: Ah, I’m so nervous, adjust my posture

Xuemei: What's the matter, do you have to change the position of holding hands? He's really nervous!

So the straight ball player Xuemei asked directly: "Are you nervous? I think you have been changing positions."

Senior (with a righteous face): "No! I just felt uncomfortable in that position just now. Hmm."

Junior: →_→Oh?

【4】

Watching a movie for the second time, the school girl thought, emmmmm, this time I should trick the kiss into it!

So she sprayed on what was said to be the sexiest perfume, and wore the thinnest skirt under the down jacket in winter.

The senior sat next to the junior who was exuding a faint fragrance in the darkness, and felt that the junior seemed to be looking back at him all the time, nervously——

I gnawed my nails!

The school girl chuckled: "Why are you gnawing your nails?" Then she reached out and took the senior's hand away from her mouth, and took advantage of the situation to hold it.

Senior: Stiff!Sweaty palms! ! !

After a while, the junior got closer and closer until she rested her head on the senior's shoulder.

At this moment, the senior made a miraculous operation. He tilted his head, touched the junior's head with his head, and then quickly sat up straight.

The school girl only felt that she was pinched by the senior and her head and shoulders.

Junior:? ? ? ? ?What is this operation? ? ?Why is this man so fat? ? ?

She simply stretched out her other hand to pull the senior, so that both of his hands were held by her.

The senior was extremely stiff.

After halfway through the movie, the junior girl straightened up, stared at the senior for a while, then quickly approached his face, and kissed him on the cheek.

"Your face is really soft." Xuemei said, "It's even softer than mine."

The senior only dared to glance at her nervously, and couldn't even say "Really?"

Junior: ...Wait, brother, when I leaned over to kiss you, shouldn't you turn your face to let me kiss you?What is the operation of letting me kiss the cheek?

The junior leaned back on her shoulders, stared at the senior's crotch and lost herself in thought.

Before the end credits of the movie came out, the school girl decided to give it a go.

She firmly held the senior's face with her hands, and kissed her on the mouth.

Senior:! ! ! !

Junior: ...Brother!Brother!Open your mouth, please!

The senior, after all, is a real man, he opened his mouth slightly, quickly sucked the tip of the junior's tongue, then pushed away his little girlfriend, put on his coat in a hurry: "Let's go."

Junior:? ? ?brother?you push me away? ? ?

【5】

After watching the movie, the junior girl accompanied the senior back to school to get the materials.

The school was empty, and the juniors threw themselves on the seniors in the empty classrooms.

The senior gave her a symbolic hug, then pushed her away: "Let's go."

Schoolgirl: ……………

She went out while the senior was packing up. There was a window at the end of the dark corridor, which was the only light source. The junior came to the window, stood on tiptoes and looked out.

After the senior came out, he saw the girl in front of the window, looking out against the light

He can't help but walk over

The school girl heard footsteps, and then someone hugged her tightly from behind

School girl: mmp didn't waste dad's concave shape! ! !

She turned her head and kissed the senior.The senior took another sip of her, and then pushed her away: "Let's go."

Xuemei: You can only say this sentence, right :)

However, it doesn't matter, anyway, this time he took the initiative! ! !

【6】

The day after the date, the school girl asked the senior on WeChat

Junior: "Why were you so stiff yesterday? Because of shyness?"

Senior: "Is there? I don't think so."

Junior: "Then why are you so stiff?"

Senior: "Because I wear too much in winter."

Junior: ... Mom sells batches

Junior: "Didn't you take off your coat in the movie theater?"

Senior (with confidence): "Didn't we hold hands back then?"

Junior: ...I'm so fucking speechless?

Junior: "Then next time I want you to kiss, hug and hold hands!"

Senior: "Aww."

School girl: ... why you, a straight man, want to reply me "嗤嗤", it is really puzzling

But the junior girl recalled another thing that puzzled her, which was the crotch she saw in the movie theater.

she went to ask gay honey

"Winter boys sit in jeans, can you see the silhouette of the little brother?"

Gay honey: "No, because I wear cotton pants inside, there will definitely be wrinkles when I sit down. If there is an obvious silhouette of a little brother, it is—"

Junior: "Oh shit, is that Shi Geng?"

gay honey: "Brother, you understand this better than me."

The junior girl recalled that when she leaned on the senior's shoulder, there was a puzzling silhouette in the senior's crotch.

Senior, innocent virgin, hard when holding hands, stiff to death

Junior: I am speechless.

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In the future, the two of them may be expanded into a long story