[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

Now there is a very serious problem before the three of Rocky, that is, they have to get a boat that can go to sea.

After returning to their little palace of the sacred tree, Loki and Thor sat around the dining room, holding their chins and seriously thinking about how to build a ship. There was a large bowl of wild boar jerky on the table in front of them.Ye Xi didn't intend to share their worries at all, and ate the jerky with a lot of noise.

"If we want to make it ourselves, then we must first have the drawings." Thor snapped his fingers, "With the drawings, we need raw materials. We need a lot of wood."

"The forest of elves is forbidden to cut down." Loki looked indifferent, "Didn't you see that all of us live in stone palaces?"

Thor muttered: "You elves are so annoying, why don't you allow this and that, you are not allowed to hunt and eat meat, you are not allowed to cut down trees, you are not allowed to tell lies... I remember what else is not allowed?"

Loki added calmly: "You are not allowed to fall in love, you are not allowed to go out of the forest without authorization, and you are not allowed to contact humans without authorization..."

Ye Xi always thinks that the elves are high school students in boarding schools who suffer and hate each other.

"Then you are like this—" Thor's eyes widened, "what's the fun in life???"

Loki smiled sarcastically: "I was exiled here just to have some fun, but think about it, it's worth it if no one is in charge."

"Exile, exile?" Thor heard back, "Aren't you the son of God? Why were you exiled?"

"I violated many prohibitions." Loki said a little proudly, "Lying, contacting humans without authorization..."

Thor went on: "And hunting and eating meat."

Ye Xi was sucking his finger, and asked, "Why are elves not allowed to fall in love?"

[Kurokawa: I also want to know... By the way, this point is not mentioned in the article. 】

[Ye Watermelon: ...Stop talking, I feel like I didn't write this article at all. 】

[Bai Lu: This article was written by your dear Mr. Gua, who is so embarrassing!Over the face over the hand is no brain. 】

Loki glanced at Ye Xi and said, "Because of the population crisis."

Ye Xi:? ? ?

Xuebaji explained patiently: "Elves have a long lifespan. Our sons of gods can live for thousands of years, while ordinary elves can live for hundreds of years. If the elves are allowed to reproduce, then the forest of elves will not be able to support such a large population. .”

Ye Xi was dumbfounded: planning, family planning, family planning?

"Of course this is my explanation." If Loki was wearing glasses, he would have pushed at this time. "The simplest and rude reason should be that elves can't fall in love."

Thor and Ye Xi were too shocked to speak.

"Love, love, isn't it as natural and easy as eating and drinking water?" Thor said incoherently, "Just, that is, someday you go hunting, and then a black-haired girl in a riding suit rides past you, she The moment your hair brushes your face, that is the feeling of being in love!!! Even if a relationship does not develop, then, that kind of throbbing will always exist!"

Loki: "...what are you talking about?"

"Don't you know? Why can't elves fall in love? My God!" Thor was unusually excited, "Even if it is explicitly prohibited, there will be sprouts, right? The human Holy See also prohibits love, but it is private love Not less at all? Why did the elves-"

"Calm down, idiot." Loki grabbed a handful of pork jerky from the big basin sideways, and grinded it with his front teeth in small bites, "Did I tell you? Elves have no desires. Whether it's appetite or beauty Desire, or power, knowledge... Some elves don't even have the desire to survive. The meaning of their existence seems to be just existence."

"Then why did you build such a grand stone palace, and why did the Elf King read so many books?"

"This is an obligation." Loki said calmly, "An obligation to serve God."

Ye Xi felt a pain in his knee again.

"So you see, I really can't stay among those wooden people." He laughed at himself, "I have so many desires, but in their eyes, desires will bring disaster, I am not normal .Sometimes, I wonder, why did it end up like this, even though it is called the Son of God favored by God?"

The air was suddenly quiet for a few seconds.

Ye Xi couldn't bear it any longer, and said in a low voice, "But... obviously, the elves are abnormal?"

"Huh?" Both Thor and Loki looked at her.

Ye Xi blocked Bai Lu's thoughts in his head [Wow, you really dare to say it, Watermelon God officially sent an explanation! ], said: "As long as all living things are alive, they should have desires, right?"

Loki apparently didn't expect that Xiaohua would have his own opinion, so he was taken aback for a moment.

"If all creatures are like elves and have no desires, then this world will definitely become dead silent." She said, "Loki, you say, you don't understand why you are favored by gods... But, look , Among these elves lacking emotions, only you have normal desires and emotions, isn't this the proof that God favors you and makes you perfect?"

"...Glarica," said Loki.

"So," Ye Xi clenched his fists, "you must believe in yourself, you are normal, you are perfect."

The air was silent again.

Ye Xi was sweating from the sight of Chuan and Ji, and Luo Ji suddenly dragged the big pot of pork jerky to him, and hugged it to his chest.

"You're right, it's normal to have desires." He said calmly, and then stuffed the pork jerky into his mouth, "Then I'll let my desires go unceremoniously."

Thor & Yessy: ...that's not what it means!Leave us some, hey! ! !

Loki didn't bring anything, he just brought the Dragonbone Staff that he had summoned earlier.It was Thor who bore all the luggage, such as clothes, dry provisions, and bedrolls.For some unknown reason, Loki insisted on stuffing a flowerpot into the bag.

"In case there are only two beds left in the hotel, Glarika, you can sleep in a flower pot." Loki spoke plausibly.

Ye Xi: "...can't you use magic to transform me into a bed?"

Thor actually supported Loki: "No, Lika, you big girl can't live in the same room with us in human form."

Ye Xi couldn't believe it: "You can't have two rooms? Also, what's the name 'Lika'?"

"Nickname." Loki continued, "No, travel expenses are limited."

Ye Xi pointed in the direction of the storage room: "You have so many precious stones, magic tools, and precious out-of-print books, it will take you several years to sell just one!"

Loki looked serious.

"...The head of the family knows that Chai Mi is expensive." He said vicissitudes of life, and patted Ye Xi's head.

Ye Xi didn't know why the two princes were so frugal and frugal until they came to Blue Ocean City.

Leaving the Forest of Elves went smoothly. The three of them had already registered with the Elf King, so there were no guards to stop them.After that, they went to the nearest human settlement to buy three horses. Loki specially wore a hood to cover the elf ears and beautiful face.That night they went to the tavern and ordered three roast chickens, one for each of them.Surprisingly, the appetites of these two men are astonishingly large. After finishing their own roast chicken, they focused on Ye Xi before eating the roast chicken with one drumstick. Shared his roast chicken with them.

"Be good, be good." Loki said, nibbling on the chicken breast, "I'll put you on the bedside table tonight."

Ye Xi: ...Can't you give me a private room? !

After leaving the small village, they traveled for three days and arrived at Blue Ocean City.

Blue Ocean City faces the sea and has a port and a shipyard.The first thing they do after entering the city is to go to the shipyard to look at the blueprints and order a ship.

"A large ship that can hold at least 1000 people, three floors, three masts, and 10 cannons on the hull." Loki said to the owner of the shipyard so seriously.

The boss was so scared that he dropped his cigarette: "... 10 cannons?! Can this ship still sail???"

Ye Xi's mind was buzzing, 10 cannons, how much would it cost! ! ! ! !

Loki squinted at him for a while, then gave a "cut", turned his head and left: "Let's go, Thor, Lika."

Thor hurried to catch up: "Why do you want so many cannons, you are not going to invade the pilgrimage."

Loki twitched the corner of his mouth: "You don't understand."

"... Well, even if you are going to invade," Thor said helplessly, "It would be good to install 4 or 6 doors on the ship, but 10 doors??? How can the ship sail through the stormy sea?"

After Loki walked out of the shipyard, he looked around.

There are not many shipyards along the coast, unfinished keels are piled up everywhere, and workers are banging on the scaffolding.After glancing around, Loki pointed to a shipyard with a huge keel, and said, "That one looks like it can be built."

"That house?" Ye Xi looked at it from a distance and said in confusion, "Some of the wood on the keel is rotten... You see, that house only has a few small wooden boats under construction, maybe it's not good."

Loki narrowed his eyes, confidently: "No, that one must be good."

Both Ye Xi and Thor were frightened by his self-confidence like a dragon and a prophet.

"So, so, can you tell me the basis of your judgment?" Thor asked.

Loki was already walking towards the shipyard.

"Demon energy." He said to himself, the corners of his mouth hooked up, "There is magic energy on that ship."

"A ship that can be made by magic can be loaded with 10 cannons."

...so what the hell do you want with 10 cannons? ? ?

"...Oh, there are guests."

In the shipyard, there is only one red-haired boy with a nut on his upper body working.He was sawing a board, and was very surprised when he saw the three of Loki walking in. Ye Xi looked the red-haired boy up and down, and thought he was really handsome.

[Kurokawa: There is no such little brother in the original text...]

[Bai Lu: Because as early as the end of the chapter of the Bright Festival, you watermelons have been cheating~]

"Are you the boss?" Thor asked.

"...I'm not, wait a minute." The red-haired brother stared at the hooded Loki in confusion for a long time. Loki looked at him, the little brother pursed his lips, and then looked at the cabin by the sea The direction shouted: "Hey - Mira! There are guests!"

"Here we come!" The curtain of the wooden house was lifted, and a little blond girl with braids ran out in a panic, "What, there are guests today!"

Apparently, Rocky didn't expect that the boss was such a young girl, who looked only 12 or 3 years old.Mira wiped her hands on her apron, ran up to them in small steps, looked up at each of them, then ran up to Ye Xi and asked, "Miss, do you want to build a boat?"

Ye Xi's heart was about to melt.She smiled and said, "Yes~"

"What kind of boat do you want to build?" Mira asked with her head tilted.

"It can accommodate 1000 people and has 10 cannons," Ye Xi said.

"It's a big boat, big boat." Mira opened her eyes wide, "...we don't take big boats."

"Eh—?" Ye Xi dragged his voice in disappointment, Thor turned his head to look at Loki, and said, "Look, this house also..."

"Little girl, you don't know how to build such a boat...or are you unwilling to build it?" Loki narrowed his eyes and asked.

Mira said unexpectedly: "Of course we can build it. But our big ships are for special purposes."

"What special purpose?"

"Only customers who want to go to the Holy Island can order a big boat." Mira said seriously.

Loki smiled.

"What a coincidence," he said, "we're going to Holy Island."

The author has something to say: The deputy CP of "Son of God" appeared, the little angel Mira.

The routine of this article is officially launched~

I'm working on "Yuri on Ice"...I feel like I'm going to abandon HARUTO...haruto loves me again! ! !

Ah, yes, the score will be released at 24:8 pm on the [-]th of Jiangsu, which means that in the next update, you will be able to see whether I am crying or excited enough to add more