[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

How can we successfully get Snape to come to Chelsea, who is disguised as Miss Nana, for emotional counseling?

After all, a person like Snape... held back his liking for decades, and in the end Lily died, and he held back as usual. He held back until the day he died, and then vented a little bit, or through the second-hand way of memory.

No matter what you think, he won't do emotional counseling!

"This is very simple." Loki flipped through a book of "The Encyclopedia of Strange Shapes and Potions", "First of all, you have to make him trust you, and second, you have to make him feel that this is worthwhile, and it will be of great benefit to him."

Chelsea and Slytherin's Avengers team still occupies the small corner of the library closest to the radiator. Natasha is reading a book about facial deformation with relish, and Bucky is guiding Ye Xi, who has zero common sense in life. A dissertation on herbal medicine, Chelsea was racking his brains to write his own Snape strategy book.

Chelsea originally wanted to be a little more reserved and express reservations about this suggestion, but everyone except her looked up at Loki with obvious expressions of "Wow, the boss is about to start doing something."

Mr. Che sensitively felt that the Avengers team's attitude towards Rocky was somewhat different from what she thought.

She originally thought that Loki was just a bad-mouthed academic bully... Now it seems that these foreign students recognize this black-haired guy so much... He is also very proficient in cheating and kidnapping!

Mr. Gua: This is the ancestor who was deceived and abducted, okay?

Chelsea has been taught by the greatest wizard in history - Voldemort, how could she be a headstrong mentally handicapped devil who refuses to listen to dissuasion! ?

A noseless demon king in a parallel time and space: Ah Choo.

Chelsea decided to listen to Rocky's proposal.

Loki put down his book and cleared his throat.

"The first step is actually very easy." He casually pointed to the row of newspaper racks at the entrance of the library, "You have newspapers, don't you? Just spend some money and buy an advertising space—[Miss Nana's Emotional Consultation It has been widely acclaimed for five years!] In this way, it would be even better if there is a little foreign gold plating, [French wizards have praised it, good reputation, good quality!] And as far as British magicians are closed, what is foreign countries like? Yes, they won't know."

Natasha and Bucky looked at each other.

...Fortunately, Loki is now in their Avengers camp. If he stands on their opposite side, I don't know how they will be played.

Ye Xi: ...I'm sorry, for those of you who have watched "The Avengers", I want to say that you all think too much.Jimei, he... can't play against you gangsters.

Chelsea got it right: "Advertising, right? That's easy! Ads in the Daily Prophet are easy, as long as you have more money, they don't care what ads you run. I'll just buy a month's worth of front-page ads, okay?" ?”

"How much does a month's front page ad cost?" Bucky asked suddenly.

"Five thousand Galleons?" Chelsea thought for a while, "It's okay, just buy a few fewer clothes this month."

...the evil local tyrant.

"Don't forget to plate more gold and brag about yourself." Loki calmly continued, "For example, but don't praise yourself too high. If the positioning is too high-end, Snape will not dare to come."

Why does it feel like Jimei has subtly hacked the professor.

"Hmm, what then?" Chelsea took notes seriously.

"Then you have to give him a chance to get in touch with you." Rocky said, "For example, for the opening ceremony, you go to a lottery, the first prize is a free emotional counseling VIP card, you announce that you have won him, and then Send him a piece of his emotional state that you divination..."

Mr. Che's eyes lit up!

"Great! You are amazing! You must be from a pure-blood family in the United States!" Chelsea sighed sincerely.

"He is the ancestor of wizards." Natasha said with a smile, "He is Loki."

"Could it be that you are a descendant of a Nordic god?" Chelsea was stunned, "I heard that those legendary gods are actually very powerful wizards, and Loki is a powerful wizard. Are you... A descendant of the Odinson family!?"

Loki: ...I don't admit it!

"No wonder your name is Loki, and your brother's name is Thor." Chelsea felt that she had discovered a big secret, "It turns out that you both come from the same noble family! No wonder you keep your nostrils up!"

Loki: ...Why does it feel like you are scolding me?

Both Bucky and Ye Xi were holding back their laughter, holding each other's hands tightly to prevent themselves from laughing out loud.Natasha buried her head behind her book, her shoulders shaking wildly.

"Are you epileptics crazy, shaking so hard?" Loki asked dangerously, "Shall I let you freeze for a while?"

Everyone pursed their lips and sat down like elementary school students.

"Then I'll think about how to write the advertising copy." Chelsea tidied up her things, "Does anyone know someone with strong writing skills? Can you recommend them to me?"

"Yes!" Natasha immediately grabbed Ye Xi's hand and raised it high, "She, she, she is really good at writing!"

Mr. Gua:? ? ?

Chelsea squinted her eyes and looked at Ye Xi silently, as if she knew her again: "..."

Mr. Gua: ...Wait, did Tessie write an article before? !God, isn't this OOC! ?Ruined! ! !

"I knew you would still have advantages!" Chelsea suddenly said like a gratified old mother, "You have been silent before, so it turns out that introverted and sensitive people are willing to express themselves through words! Very good, then Come and help me write the advertising copy, and you will be paid for it! One galleon for one hundred words!"

"Okay, I'll write it, boss." Ye Xi quickly sold his soul, "What style do you want, boss? Exaggerated style? Cute style? Apple X cold style——"

"...You seem to have said something extraordinary." Bucky suddenly heard the silenced words.

Today's writing plan has not yet been completed, and the Avengers team ushered in their first Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

Served with Gryffindor, it was great.

Snape: Ah, seeing Lily again.

Loki: ...seeing Thor again.

I always feel that the nature of the two people upstairs saying this sentence is the same.

#鼻基重重飞，鸭雨从从从#

#Flying Crows for God Brothers#

This Defense Against the Dark Arts class was doomed to be restless before it started.

"I suddenly feel like going to the toilet." Chelsea said suddenly when going upstairs, "I drank too much pumpkin juice at noon."

Natasha glanced at her in surprise: "That pumpkin juice... how much did you drink?"

"Three cups."

"Three cups!" Ye Xi was shocked, "Did you eat something too spicy?"

"No." Chelsea's walking posture was a bit wrong, "I just like to drink that... Is there a toilet near here?"

"We're on the second floor...there's a toilet on the second floor," said Natasha, who knew the terrain by heart.

"There are restrooms on the second floor, but only men's restrooms. The women's restroom has been sealed off and no one uses it," Chelsea said, adding, "Especially the Slytherin girls, they all say that the restroom is blocked. Cursed toilet, it’s no good going there.”

"Then go back to the cellar to go to the toilet. Anyway, there are still a few minutes before class. If you run faster, you can catch up." Ye Xi suggested.

"Snotling!"

Seeing Chelsea, who was about to turn back, Ye Xi paused, and suddenly ran to the corner at high speed, leaned against the wall in a very obscene posture, and secretly peeked into another corridor.

Mr. Gua: ...very idiot.

She also hurriedly tiptoed to the back of Chelsea, squatted down and found a favorable terrain to peep together.

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"Snotling, why didn't your little Slytherin princess follow you and ask questions?" James happened to block Snape at the door of the classroom.

Snape looked indifferent: "None of my business."

It seems that the robbers have already rehearsed the cross talk show this time, and Sirius accepted the burden with a smile: "Oh, I remembered, Chelsea has a new friend, the one named Barnes, and the Nordic evil god The little boys are all pretty, and they go to the library together every day."

Chelsea clearly heard the sound of teeth grinding, looked down, Ye Xi looked angry.

"He ignored me!" Mr. Gua growled in a low voice, "It's obvious that I've been hanging out with Bucky in the library!"

Mr. Che: emmmmm, yes, the two of you have been studying together.

Natasha, who silently floated over to join the gossip observation team: ... Could it be that you just forgot me so logically?

The three girls squeezed together a little and found a more comfortable position to observe secretly.

"I said it's none of my business." Snape's face sank, "She can go to the library with whoever she likes. Why do you care about Slytherin? Could it be that you are jealous of those who can go to the library with them?" The pretty boy she hangs in the library with? Shall I tell her for you that there's a love-hungry dog ​​in Gryffindor waiting to hang out with her in the library?"

"Okay, Sirius—"

Sirius shook off Remus, who was trying to break the fight, let out a growl similar to a lion's predation, and pulled out his wand violently.

"Tarantella!"

Snape dodged lightly - he entered the classroom.

"This operation is great." Natasha praised.

Seeing that nothing happened, Chelsea stood up straight and prepared to walk over as if nothing happened.

The three girls trimmed their hair and clothes, and pretended to be talking about lipstick all the way, and walked past the robbers slowly.

"Chelsea, wait a minute." Sirius suddenly stopped her angrily, "Let me ask you, you don't really like that snot, do you?"

Everyone's face changed—Chelsea's face became more terrifying.

"How many times have I told you not to call him a snot." Chelsea narrowed her eyes, "It's none of your business whether I like it or not."

"Of course it's none of my business." Sirius suddenly smiled, "I just need to write a letter to my family, in which I inadvertently mentioned that our little Slytherin princess seems to have a special liking for a half-blood, and my one has a good opinion of a pure-blood." The heaviest mother, let’s talk to your father again—”

"What do you want?" Chelsea's tone became cold.

"I wish you all, really." Sirius looked very sincere, "I really hope you are together, of course, James hopes even more."

James adjusted his glasses and coughed.

"You have to work hard, Tsundere." Sirius applauded her, "I didn't threaten you, it was just a deal...I'll help you hide it from the family, and you, when James asked Lily to go out to play, hold back Nose - Snape."

"Why doesn't Evans hang out with you, don't you have a B number in your heart?" Chelsea asked James.

James yelled aggrievedly: "She always said she was going to the library with the snot man!"

"It's just an excuse!" Chelsea hated iron and steel, "Don't you know it's always easy for girls to find excuses???"

James: OvO

"But," Remus said dryly, "I see the two of them doing homework together in the library every time."

"Okay let me know next time you're dating Evans, and I'll hold Severus back for you," Chelsea said quickly.

Mr. Gua: Women are fickle! ! !

Everyone who made a mysterious transaction at the door of the classroom was about to walk in when Chelsea stopped again.

"It's over, I should have continued walking back just now, and now it's too late to go back to the cellar to go to the toilet." She said angrily.

Natasha said, "Then go to the women's toilet on this floor."

"No!" Chelsea was a little nervous, "Curse..."

"Do you really believe it?" A young Soviet agent who was born in the red flag and grew up in the spring breeze said with a smile, "That's all lying to you, maybe there is just a lot of water in it, which is easy to slip. ?”

Ye Xi glanced at Natasha, and Natasha mouthed to her:

Chamber of Secrets.

Ye Xi suddenly remembered, this women's toilet is the women's toilet at the entrance of the secret room, no wonder there are such rumors...

No, how could Chelsea, the heir of Slytherin, not know about this women's room?

"Then I'll go." Chelsea hesitated for a while, but was still under the bladder, "Hurry up and get into the classroom, the class is about to start, I'll go back quickly. It's okay, I'm very strong, any curses will be... ..."

They are all paper tigers!

"squeak--"

The door to the women's room hung limply on a hinge, making a monotonous clunk as it swung open.

Chelsea probed in and found that the floor of the women's toilet was clean and there was no water accumulation.The light was not dim either, and the white and yellowish light made her feel much more at ease.

In the middle of the bathroom is the sink, and the white tiles are still white even if no one wipes them.She walked lightly and walked towards the toilet cubicle, always feeling that she heard some faint voices.

like...

cry?

She cautiously chose the middle compartment, pointing at the door lock with her wand and chanting a few detection spells before she dared to open the door and enter.Fortunately nothing happened.

There is a toilet in the cubicle, and there are toilet paper hanging on the wall.Chelsea didn't dare to use it, so she wiped the toilet seat with the paper she brought and sat down. After quickly solving the problem, she hurriedly stood up, lifted her skirt, and turned her head to press the flush button. The explorer breathed a sigh of relief.

"……Hello."

Chelsea turned her head quickly, and saw a pearly white translucent face, suspended only ten centimeters away from her, smiling shyly at her.

“…………………………………… there is actually a mirror in the toilet!!!!!!”

"That..." "Mirror" looked even more frightened, the pearly white ball floated half a meter back, and said in a low voice, "I think you dared to come over to say hello..."

Chelsea stared wide-eyed at the little ghost in school uniform in front of her, looked her up and down before saying in shock, "No...you're a ghost?!"

"I am a ghost," she said weakly, in a small voice, "I am Myrtle."

Chelsea looked at her in a daze for a while: "...you and I look alike."

"I think so too!" Myrtle looked a little happy. "You may be my relative or something. No one has been here for more than [-] years. I didn't expect that the first one to come in would be my relative!"

"No," Chelsea blinked, "what's your last name?"

"I..." Myrtle suddenly froze, and tears pooled in her eyes—

"I shouldn't have mentioned it." She covered her face and cried, "I shouldn't, I shouldn't be in the family, I'm a, I'm a mistake—"

"Stop crying!" Chelsea yelled skillfully - Tessie, who had not been possessed by Ye Xi, was such a crying bag before, "Hold it!"

Myrtle choked suddenly, blinking at Chelsea with aggrieved eyes.

"What's your last name?" Chelsea asked again.

"Selwyn," said Myrtle with a mosquito-like moan.

really.

"You're from the Selwyn family," Chelsea said, suddenly understanding. "My good friend is from the Selwyn family. Her father's name is Alex. Do you know her?"

She got it!

That's right, Hogwarts was almost abolished more than twenty years ago because a girl died in the school, and she belonged to the Selwyn family.From this point of view... the crying ghost in front of me is the girl who died back then?

But why is she called Myrtle?Didn't Tessie say the girl's name was Fay Selwyn?

"I know you." Myrtle seemed to shrink even smaller, and her color became more transparent. "He's my cousin."

"Then you are Tessie's little aunt." Chelsea felt a little affectionate, "You and Tessie are quite similar in character."

Myrtle opened her eyes wide. "Huh?"

"You were a student of Slytherin more than twenty years ago, right?" Chelsea asked, "Do you know someone named Voldemort?"

Myrtle thought about it blankly, and suddenly her expression became a little strange, then she shook her head resolutely: "I don't know."

Chelsea felt weird in his heart, but he couldn't say what was weird.

"Then let me ask you again, at that time, did you have a very outstanding boy in Slytherin, who was the president of the student union, very handsome, with very good grades, black hair and red eyes?"

"...There is a very outstanding senior. He is the president of the student union. He is very handsome and has very good grades. He also has black hair, but he has black eyes." Myrtle said.

"Yeah, that's right, he shouldn't have pink eye (etc.) at that time." Chelsea clenched his fists. "Do you know him?"

Myrtle was silent for a long time, then nodded.

"I do," she said softly. "Tom Riddle, I do."

Chelsea felt that Myrtle's mood had changed, but she forcibly ignored it. She was already very excited at the moment, and finally found a person who had witnessed it back then who could tell her some truths that adults kept secret, and she would never stop .

"Then let me ask you, does he have a girlfriend?"

Myrtle began to tremble.

"Yes? Yes? Who is she? Is it also from the Selwyns? What was her name? Where did she go? Tell me, why don't you—"

"Stop asking!!!"

Myrtle let out a wail, and flung herself through the wall to the innermost compartment, crying loudly.

Chelsea froze in place.

"...Hello." She said feebly, "Is it true that I will never know who my mother is for the rest of my life?"

The author has something to say: Silly child, your mother is [beep——] ah!

Finally, a large group of contracted authors was added, and then the bigwigs in it were all meeting to spell essays.I, a cute new salted fish, was so frightened that I quickly opened my coding software.

I suddenly wanted to create a group to chat with everyone, but I was afraid that no one would come, and it would be very embarrassing that the group would be deserted.

Forget it, you should go to my Weibo to play with me first, welcome private messages to harass me and chat with me, whatever.

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