[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

"So where is the new dormitory?"

"..." Steve, who was carrying his own luggage, looked at the two non-staff personnel who had no luggage, "I thought you knew it too."

Bucky and Jessie, two idle men with nothing to do, put their hands in their pockets and watched Steve carry his things out of the S.H.I.E.L.D. dormitory with their hands in their pockets.But after seeing Steve's hard work (Mr. Gua: A superhero with four times the strength will work hard? Play it up!), Bucky quickly went up to help.He took Steve's duffel bag, weighed it, and lifted it out silently.Steve quickly picked up the remaining boxes and walked to the moving helicopter prepared by S.H.I.E.L.D. for them.

Mr. Gua: Ah, it’s nice to have money.

Natasha was already waiting for them on the helicopter, swiping her phone boredly.Clint greeted them while sitting in the cockpit wearing sunglasses: "Good morning, Captain!"

"Hello, Clint." Steve nodded, and then began to unload his luggage, "You're moving there with us too?"

"Yeah, that's right, Fury has forcibly transferred my establishment to the Avengers." Clint shrugged, "He said that the Avengers is a private property with high salary and good benefits. I can only support my family. Choose this."

Ye Xi, who originally thought he was just changing places to eat, sleep and code words, was shocked: "Are we going to the Avengers?"

"Hmm." Bucky, who put the luggage bag away, jumped into the helicopter first, and then extended his hand to Ye Xi.Ye Xi grabbed Bucky's hand and boarded the helicopter and sat down (cautiously and keeping a safe distance). He fastened his seat belt and said, "Enterprise establishment, five insurances and one housing fund, the job content is to protect the earth, and there are opportunities for business trips, It does not restrict the personal freedom of employees... I read the content of the contract and think it is good."

Ye Xi's eyes widened: "Why haven't I seen—?"

Natasha diverted her attention from the phone to Ye Xi, and gave her a look: "When Coulson said that he sent you the contract in the morning, you just woke up, and when you heard that it was the contract of the Avengers, you just said yes Signed, fell asleep after signing..."

Ye Xi was horrified to find that she had no memory at all!

Bucky buckled himself up, leaned over and buckled Ye Xi up, then patted his head, "You stayed up all night writing a novel until 3 o'clock, and then you didn't get up until 11 o'clock ……you forgot?"

"Forgot..." Mr. Gua said blankly, "Because I've been living like this for several days..."

That's right, speaking from experience, if there is a severe lack of sleep, the memory will be severely reduced, resulting in the current memory gap of signing a contract like not signing it.

And what's even more frightening is not the fact that he signed a contract of selling himself for unknown reasons, but——

A hell of a time with Black Widow staring at code updates.

Ahhh, I don’t want to recall, is it possible that in Avengers, I have to spend half a day in front of the computer and rack my brains to think about the plot?

Everyone else is a well-known superhero with a code name, so what is she after all?

[The Golden Hand of the Pit God-Ye Watermelon Tessie! 】

[Ah ah ah appeared!It's the pit god night watermelon!is her!After the Winter Soldier delivered the coup de grace, the Pit God appeared, and what was she about to do - and she pulled out a laptop!It was astonishing, what the hell was she trying to do? 】

【She started typing!Oh oh oh what the hell is she writing about? 】

【"It's over, the list is about to end and the word count is not full yet!!! Ahhh Bucky, help me create a hotspot and I'm going to upload it!!!"】

Mr. Gua: ……………

What kind of superhero is this? ! !

Can this superhero really save the world?What to save, write a masterpiece and then get rid of it, so that the enemy can't see the ending and die painfully?

...Well, it seems that this is the way!

【Bai Lu: We will never!let you!Again!Use this method to poison innocent readers in another world! 】

[Kurokawa: But dragging so many people into the pit with us... feels a bit cool! 】

[Bai Lu: So Xiao Hei, you have already been hacked! ! ! 】

[Kurokawa: Hey...is there any:)]

Ye Xi ignored the growls of the readers in the bottom of his head, because Clint, who was sitting in the cockpit, also listened to their conversation with pricked ears, and asked a key question: "Why do you, Barnes, know when Tessie sleeps and what?" Time to wake up—?"

The pure Steve turned to Bucky with an "OvO" expression, Bucky turned to Ye Xi with a dull face, Ye Xi turned his head to look at the aviation scenery outside the window, and finally Natasha stared at the phone and answered casually:

"Because the two of them live in a dormitory."

"Hey, live in a dormitory?" The married middle-aged Clint called out, "Why??? Could it be—ahhh why did I only know about this?"

"Watch out! You are the driver!" Natasha kicked the driver's seat hard.

Steve said disapprovingly: "You shouldn't kick the driver's seat, Natasha. And Bucky, and Tessie," he said with the dean's expression on his face, "Are you guys in a relationship?"

Ye Xi blushed, an inexplicable guilt made her dare not answer, but Bakitan said frankly, "Yes."

Steve first looked around between them knowingly, and Ye Xi blushed, and then he said to Bucky in a persuasive tone: "Bucky, it's like this, Tessie is still young after all... "

"I'm an adult!" Ye Xi protested angrily.

"Bucky's in his 70s," Steve said.

The old man in his seventies, Grandpa: ...Since we all know it, can you stop talking about it? I thank you, brother.

Natasha thought about it and said, "If you calculate according to Steve's age, that is, if you include the sleeping time, then Tessie is also in her 40s."

Ye Xi nodded quickly: "That's right, I'm already a middle-aged aunt in her 40s! It's okay, I can accept this kind of year-end love!"

As soon as the words were out of her mouth, Natasha looked at her strangely.

Ye Xi was a little surprised: "What's wrong?"

Natasha: "...well, it's nothing."

There really is this kind of person who can admit that she is a middle-aged aunt for the sake of love.I admire you.

Steve was still hesitant to speak, and Bucky knew him all too well, so he said directly, "What else do you want to say?"

Steve hesitated for a while, and solemnly warned Bucky: "You...you can't be like before, you must be responsible to Tessie."

Bucky: "...what was I like before???"

"That's it," Steve said, lost in memory, his expression becoming vivid, "In Brooklyn, you didn't keep dating girls, er, just, and then immediately switched to another girl, and then some girls would come to me and ask why..."

Ye Xi turned to Bucky silently, with a murderous look in his eyes.

Bucky also recalled it, and his expression became a little weird.

"You know, when I was young, I liked excitement." He explained as calmly as possible. "I thought it was cool to date a lot of girls at the time. But now I understand..."

"You just need to answer one question for me." Ye Xi also asked as calmly as possible, "Then do you have feelings for Steve?"

Bucky: ……………

Steve: ……………Huh?

Natasha: "……………………Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!

"W-why, what does this have to do with Steve?" Bucky asked, frowning. "Of course it doesn't feel that way. We're brothers, and it's about—"

"I know what you guys like, and I don't discriminate against LTBG, but I'm really not—" Steve explained incoherently.

Ye Xi lowered her head silently: "It's okay, I know."

It seems that this is a world that holds high the banner of BG!Thanks to all the readers who participated in the setting!

[Kurokawa: But, big, you seem to have forgotten, wasn’t the previous EC always oriented towards BL...? 】

[Ye Watermelon: ...Ah.That's because EC is what the people want!But Dundong is different, there are various CPs such as Duntie, Dongtiedong, and Chadongcha, which can be freely combined!Fans are not concentrated! 】

[Bai Lu: I have reported the war-leading remarks. 】

Bucky was silent for a while, and then suddenly realized, staring at Ye Xi and said, "Could it be that you have always suspected me and Steve—"

Ye Xi immediately raised a hand: "Stop!"

"He and I are really just good brothers." Bucky said seriously, then raised his head and thought for a while, and added, "Brothers who can give life to death, people who are like relatives, that is, lifelong best friends."

Mr. Gua: ……………

Steve moved to give Bucky a loving hug with Wang's voice: "Bucky!"

Ye Xi unfastened his seat belt with a cold face: "I shouldn't be here, I should be under the car."

"Sit down, it's almost here!" Natasha stopped her impatiently, "Look below."

The helicopter landed on the roof of the building with the big H painted on it.The familiar scenery told Ye Xi where she came to.

MCU landmark building——

Avengers Building.

Oh, the name has not been changed at this time, and it is still called Stark Tower.

But since they are all moving in, it's not far from changing the name.

"Stark Tower!" Steve's eyes widened, "Can we see Howard?"

"It's not possible." Natasha also unbuttoned her seat belt, "He couldn't stand his son, so he took his wife to a small island for vacation. Now the owner here is—"

An angry golden-red painted robot appeared above the helicopter and informed them:

"Sir asked you to go to his office on the 54th floor."

"—Tony Stark." After Natasha finished speaking, she rolled her eyes a little, "I really don't want to live with him, because of his pervasive surveillance by the AI ​​housekeeper and Stark himself. Obsessive-compulsive disorder."

"Howard's son?" Bucky asked Steve.

"Ah, yes." Steve picked up his luggage, "A very energetic young man, also a superhero, very thoughtful, but a little rebellious...it's like that in adolescence."

Are you sure you're describing a middle-aged domineering president with a sexy moustache?

The armor controlled by Jarvis took over Steve's luggage very thoughtfully: "Your luggage is a bit heavy, Mr. Rogers."

"Ah, sorry." Steve scratched his head in embarrassment, "It's my shield and dumbbells inside."

Ye Xi looked at the big luggage in shock: "Why do you bring dumbbells?"

"Because it doesn't look like Tony is an exerciser, I'm worried he doesn't have gym equipment here."

What a lack of understanding of the evil rich people, Mr. Luo Dadun.

Even without...

Nini can also buy it for you!

Bucky had also seen black technology in the Hydra base before, but after looking at Iron Man's armor curiously, he found the elevator according to Jarvis's prompt.After Ye Xi walked into the elevator, he even put his arms around her waist.

"Why do you think that Steve and I..." He leaned close to Ye Xi's ear and asked.

Ye Xi's ears turned red instantly.

"Intuition," she said curtly, "but not now."

Even if they were really determined to have a fight, she couldn't stop it!

Come on, she can record the whole process, and then come out with a shield after going back.

The office on the 54th floor is a large relaxation lounge with a large ice cream machine, a bar and a large refrigerator. The owner Tony Stark is sitting at the bar and counting the ice cubes in the whiskey.

"Six," he muttered. "Procedurally wrong, didn't add two more according to my mood. Well I heard the elevator—Jarvis, are the old ones here?"

"Yes, the elevator doors are open, and please allow me to remind, sir, they heard what you just said."

"Which one, the one about 'old guys'?" Tony shook his wine glass and looked casually at the five people who came out of the elevator, "You can't deny that they are all older than me."

"Tessie's only 20," Steve said, clearly disapproving of him.

"This little mutant has been sleeping for 20 years too." Tony chewed on a piece of ice. "She might have even seen MJ live in concert—"

"I haven't seen it." Ye Xi said cautiously.

"Come on, a metaphor, sense of humor, little girl." Tony waved his hand, "It's so annoying that everyone puts me on it, first a pair of gods who read brothers and write gays, and then a grumpy and irritable fellow Good Mr Green--"

"Wait," Ye Xi's pupils dilated instantly, "God? What god?"

"The god who ransacked my refrigerator every day." Tony said angrily, "There are three rules, you can stay here, you can choose a room yourself, but you are not allowed to enter my workshop, and you are not allowed to touch the donuts in my refrigerator, that kind of junk food Fried chicken, coke, french fries, pudding, whatever you want. I’m off to work, you guys get along well, it’s best to fight and all go to the hospital.”

"I didn't touch your donuts." A particularly calm voice came from the small refrigerator in the corner, "I just ate five puddings, stingy ants."

"I ate the donuts." A guilty voice came from the large refrigerator, "I'm sorry, my friend, I thought you didn't like the strawberry flavor."

"Save the best for last, don't you understand?" Tony shouted angrily at the refrigerator, "Anyway, don't touch my snacks! Pudding is not allowed either!"

"I don't think you know who you're talking to." A slender and tall figure stood up from the small refrigerator. If it wasn't for the small silver spoon for digging pudding in his mouth, this imposing and oppressive feeling would be more convincing. "It is your honor to eat your pudding, mortal."

Ye Xi stared blankly at the white moonlight in her heart, the male god who gave her a severe knife.

Kidney, kidney hurts!

The author has something to say: I went to the university to register... I started military training at 28, wish me luck