[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

The interior decoration style of this barber shop is somewhat difficult to describe.

Coulson frowned as he looked at the yellow masonry walls, large square bricks, and ancient Egyptian-style murals, showing retro everywhere.The hair-washing girl has white hair and looks like a girl of African descent. She is chewing gum and leaning against the table to play with her mobile phone.

"What are you here for?" She lazily looked up at Coulson and Steve, and was attracted by the handsome blond man.

"Come and give him a haircut. His hair is a bit long." Coulson patted Steve on the shoulder, and Steve was looking up at the renderings painted in the ancient Egyptian style on the wall inside the store. There are four posters in total. One of them is the little white-haired girl who came to entertain them. Her white Mohawk hair is fluffy and curly, and she looks like she wants to be rubbed.

"Don't you need to do a styling?" The white-haired girl asked Steve, "Our director is skilled, and he cuts our hair!

Steve looked over one by one, the girl with a long black face of Chinese descent, the same young man with white Mohawk hair and a tattoo on his head, and finally hanging in the middle of the store was a long-looking A man with a strange blue face and several tubes around his neck.

Steve thought to himself, is this the current aesthetics and fashion of young people?

No, it's not, it's a prehistoric aesthetic thousands of years ago.It's normal for you to not understand.

"No need for styling, I'm just here for a haircut," Steve said.

The little white-haired girl looked a little disappointed.

"Okay, sit here." She led Steve to a swivel chair. The big red swivel chair creaked unbearably after Steve sat down. Around the neck.

"Shouldn't... wash your hair?" Steve asked, "Can barbershops not wash their hair now?"

The little white-haired girl patted her head: "Ah, yes, I need to wash my hair."

Then Steve watched the little white-haired girl roll her eyes in a very, very surprising way from the mirror.

Steve was a little embarrassed, he thought it was his ignorance and made a joke, but the next second, there was thunder in the store, and a pocket dark cloud appeared above Steve's head.

Crash, it's raining, and it's soaking Luo Dadun's head and his fiery heart.

Luo Dadun: Are barbershops so powerful in the 21st century? ?

Coulson, who sat down in the waiting area and began to flip through magazines, didn't notice the lightning, thunder, squall and torrential rain here.The barber shop put some small brochures beside the sofa, such as "Follow the Apocalypse and Serve the Kingdom of God", "Create a Bright Future for Mutants", "Apocalypse Beauty and Hair Salon Recruitment Notice: Mutants are Prioritized" and so on.Coulson looked at these brochures and felt that something was wrong. He looked up at Steve with wet hair, and the white-haired girl who had stopped rolling her eyes and was seriously cutting her hair with scissors. He lowered his head and took out his mobile phone and began to take pictures of the brochures. , sent back to S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters.

Coulson sighed while taking pictures: The painting on it is really ugly, but the words are well written.

The only angel among the four who is not illiterate: Ah Choo.

"Your hair quality is really good." The white-haired girl praised while trimming. Steve was about to say thank you, but Coulson raised his head reflexively: "We don't issue membership cards!"

White-haired little girl: ...

"There are barriers to entry for our members." The white-haired girl cut it off, "Do you have any abilities that are different from ordinary humans?"

Steve hesitated, and said, "Well, I have four times the strength of an ordinary person...does that count?"

The white-haired girl didn't cut the scissors.She silently put down the scissors and shouted into the shop:

"Dad! Someone wants a membership card!!!"

Coulson: Wait a minute, we won't issue cards, hey! ! ! ! !

"Let's get to know each other in advance," the white-haired girl said to Steve, who was stupefied with wet hair cut like a dog, "My name is Ororo."

"Oh, hello, my name is Steve..." Steve looked at his jagged blond hair in the mirror, before he could react, "But I don't apply for a membership card..."

Before the words were finished, the curtain leading from the store to the upstairs was lifted.The blue-faced man on the poster appeared in the shop wearing a suit of armor that others would find hot, with a cold face.

"It's you, my boy." There was no expression on his big blue face, but Coulson looked at him and wanted a beating.

Steve pointed to himself blankly: "Call me?"

Big Blue Face nodded: "That's right, it's you, my child."

"You may not believe it when you say it," Steve smiled indulgently, "but I am over 70 years old this year."

Are the children in the 21st century so out of line now, they like to paint their faces in this color, they are more stupid than Red Skull.And if he catches someone, he wants to call himself father.

The big blue face said inscrutably, "I forgive your faux pas, my boy, for your ignorance."

He held up his hands and declared to Steve: "I am Apocalypse, Yahweh, God, Allah, the origin of all human worship, and the father of all mutants."

"...Then, the Flying Spaghetti God is also you?" Steve, who had just been popularized by the Flying Spaghetti God two days ago, asked.

Tian Qi didn't seem to have learned the Flying Pasta God Cult yet, but upholding the shameless spirit that all the gods in the world are all his, he nodded: "It's me."

Steve: ...Ah, so you are that big lump of spaghetti bolognese!

Coulson became very vigilant when he heard the part about the mutant, and he secretly connected Hill's phone, asking her to listen to what's going on here.

It's over, I came to cut my head and accidentally entered the MLM organization!

As an excellent agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., Coulson is confident that he should be able to escape, but what if he takes the captain...?

Tianqi approached Steve step by step, narrowed his eyes and looked at him for a while, then put his hand on the shoulder of Steve, who was still sitting on the swivel chair with wet hair.After a few seconds, he took his hand back.

"He's not a mutant, keep your eyes open next time." Apocalypse educated Ororo, "Also, why did you cut his hair like this? You can't do it like an angel?"

"But he said he doesn't do styling..." Ororo said aggrievedly.

"Forget it, let's give him a dyeing and ironing set." Tianqi looked Steve up and down, "He has a good foundation, and he must be good at cutting that."

Steve, who inexplicably upgraded from simple washing, cutting and blowing to the director personally dyeing and perming:? ? ?

Coulson watched Tianqi wave his hand and turn Steve's dog-like hair into a majestic, beautiful mohawk, and he felt a bit of a dog in his heart.

He watched helplessly as they brought out the apparatus and put it on Steve's head again, and began to perm him.

Coulson decided to go back to recruit soldiers and close down this unlicensed barbershop!

When Rumlow led Bucky into the shop, there was only a burly man leaning on the swivel chair, with a hair perm instrument on his head, resting with his eyes closed.

"Welcome." Ororo was leaning on the counter and playing with his mobile phone until the time came to take off the instrument for Steve. When he saw the visitor, he stepped forward to say hello: "Who is doing hair?"

"Do it all." Rumlow said, and Bucky followed him silently, "I'll cut my hair, and you ask the director to come out and give him a look."

Ororo took a careful look at Bucky, then turned his head and shouted, "Dad, someone asked you to design a style!"

Rumlow was startled when he heard this name, Bucky looked back at him, and Rumlow explained in a low voice: "There is a mercenary leader in Europe called Dad."

Bucky thought for a while and said, "Maybe, he changed careers."

After a moment of rumlomo, Big Daddy with scissors in his left hand and a hair dryer in his right hand appeared in his mind and asked roughly: "Boy, do you want to apply for a card?"

Trembling Wishbone Juju: ...No way.

Father Tianqi came out from behind the curtain, saw two guests who were not ordinary people at first glance (there are names in the supporting role column), his eyes lit up, and he stepped forward: "Do modeling?"

"He did." Rumlow pointed at Bucky, and Apocalypse reached out to Bucky, trying to judge whether he was a mutant through contact, and the moment his blue hand touched Bucky——

A nice contact yoke from Bucky.

Apocalypse: Paji,

Face to the ground, 10 points!

Rumlow almost applauded.

Tian Qi didn't stand up in embarrassment, he just hung in the air leisurely, then turned his body position, stood up straight again, and looked at Bucky with that insulted expression.

"You are offending the authority of God," he said slowly, his whole body surging, "you will pay the price."

Bucky silently took out his gun from behind, and aimed at Tianqi with two bullets.

Wishbone Juju: Hey, why do you come out with a weapon when you cut your hair? ? ?

Tian Qi stretched out his hand, and the bullet turned into powder and fell to the ground.Bucky narrowed his eyes when he saw this, Ororo hurriedly stood behind Tianqi, his eyes rolled up, and there was thunder in the sky——

"What's going on?" Steve, who was awakened, lifted up the perm instrument, revealing his freshly baked handsome golden explosive curly Mohawk hair. Luo Luo came on, but stared at Bucky with wide eyes: "You—"

Seeing this, Rumlow quickly turned up his shirt collar to cover his face, turned his back and tried to slip away.

"It's an unlicensed black shop!" Coulson yelled and led a team of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents to kick open the shop door, "Mutants operate without a license and spread cults. They are suspected of pyramid schemes!"

Rumlow skillfully blended into the group of agents, Bucky glanced at Steve, and quickly ran out from the wide-open store door, Steve took a few steps forward, and Tianqi said leisurely behind him:

"You haven't paid the bill yet."

Comrade Shi Aimin, a five-good youth and August 100st red-banner bearer, put on his Moxican head, took out his wallet, took a $[-] bill, and handed it to Tianqi: "Here."

Apocalypse: ……………

Coulson: ……………

Steve turned his head and ran out: "Talk slowly, see you later!"

"Riwen, Eric is now..."

"Poland," Riven said firmly.

Charles sighed and put on his helmet: "Okay, now we need to find two people."

"Which two?" Hank asked.

"Eric, there's a missing Tessie."

Charles started the machine, and his thoughts began to shuttle in the vast sea of ​​consciousness.Raven quietly asked Hank: "Tessie is..."

"A new student, by the way, you've seen her before."

"I have seen?"

"Yes, you saw her in the classroom last time you came."

"Charles said they are freshmen. The batch I saw last time have all graduated?"

"It's the one sleeping in the middle of the classroom!"

"Oh, that!" Raven suddenly realized, "I took a "Hunger Games"-themed photo with her!"

The eternal group photo prop Mr. Gua: ...uh.

heard it.

Charles heard it.

It was Eric's voice, tired, angry, resigned.

"...How many times have I said, don't secretly take bears into the car!!!!"

"Can't the little bear do it too?" He heard a little girl's voice.

"No!" Eric tried his best to restrain his temper, "No, Nina, no, the little bear also has a mother. If you take it away from its mother, it will be very sad."

"I don't think it's sad." A familiar voice from Charles said, "Isn't it eating condensed milk? I think it's very happy."

"Didn't you see the she-bear chasing the car behind, you fool???" Eric finally couldn't hold back his growl.

Charles came out of Eric's mind silently and entered Tessie's mind to see the cause and effect.

This is a very exciting road movie.

After the famous mountain car god Eric sent the two children to the car, he rushed to Warsaw to find his wife who was visiting relatives. However, the wife was detained by her in-laws and she was not allowed to go with Eric. Nina was also arrested because of her mutant status. Rejected, and Eric, once again a bachelor, haggardly wanders the world with the two girls, who are currently driving to Germany in an attempt to re-emerge in seclusion.

The three of them passed through Sokovia on the way, and the three who got off the bus and stayed at the small hotel were unfortunately discovered by Hydra, so Eric and Tessie put Nina to sleep, and Tessie stayed to watch the child, Lao Wan He went to the meeting alone and successfully destroyed the Hydra stronghold.

In fact, they stood outside the stronghold and raised their hands. The beams collapsed, the load-bearing walls collapsed, the foundation was destroyed, and no one escaped.

Lao Wan: You fell down before I did my best, hot chicken.

After happily destroying a Hydra research facility (Buried Baron Wolfgang von Stark: I haven't done anything yet!), Eric and the two girls continued on the road.

Charles: ...It can be regarded as eliminating harm for the people, haha.

"Tessie."

Ye Xi, who was petting the bear cub, was taken aback for a moment, and asked tentatively in his mind: "... Charles?"

"it's me."

"Charles!" Ye Xi was pleasantly surprised, "Ah, you found me!"

"I was surprised too." He said with a smile, "I didn't expect you to wake up and find Eric."

"It was Kurt's ability to do it. They even skipped class!" Ye Xi complained.

"Okay, I've already punished them." Charles reassured, "So, how are you doing?"

"It's okay, it's very exciting." Ye Xi said honestly, "Eric is actually a nice person, he is very kind to his daughter, but he is a bit weird to me... It's okay as long as you don't beat me up, my bottom line is very low. "

Charles laughed: "Do you want to follow him all the time?"

"Of course I don't want to." Ye Xi said, "I want to go back to the United States. Can you send someone to pick me up? I'm too lazy, and I don't want to get a ticket for a boat or plane."

"Okay, let Kurt make amends and pick you up."

Ye Xi thought for a while and said, "Okay, make an appointment?"

"Don't you need to say hello to Eric before you go?"

"He wished for me to leave." Ye Xi complained.

It seems that you have recognized him.

"I have something to talk to him about," Charles said.

"Don't mind!" Ye Xi hurriedly stopped, "He's driving, if he turns the steering wheel in fright, Nina and I will die—oh, only I will die, he will save Nina."

It seems that you also know yourself very well.

Charles sighed and said, "Okay."

When they arrived at a rest stop, they got off the car and let Xiongzai go. Eric went to refuel, and Ye Xi took Nina to the canteen to buy some snacks.

"Eric."

Eric, who was holding the handle to open the mailbox, changed his eyes.

"Charles."

The two sides were speechless.

The setting sun in the distance was like blood, Ye Xi hugged Nina and hummed a song softly.

The most beautiful thing is the red sunset...

Quiet and calm...

For the little BGM expert, the melon always explodes! ! !

The author has something to say: August 8th is our birthday, let’s warm up in advance.Our bag is the best bag, the cutest bag!

Haha master has been interfering with me when I am typing... Licking my mouth to block my sight, stepping on the keyboard, stepping on the keyboard non-stop, flapping my hands, lying on my chest with my tail on the keyboard...

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