[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

There was a consensus among KGB agents that Ilya Kulyagin was not a normal person.He was a bear, a hungry growling grizzly.

Although there was once a senior in politics who was able to fight grizzlies hand-to-hand among the agents (Pu Jinda: Axio), they still cannot be compared with the terrifying Kulyakin.

Hydra agents also have a consensus that the Winter Soldier is no ordinary agent.He was a killing machine, a killing machine that was brutal and impossible to stop.

Although this machine can be controlled by brainwashing, the Winter Soldier after the brainwashing is even more irritable and irritable... Ah, he is a little normal when he came back after the last mission was lost, and he can eat peacefully in the cafeteria with other agents, But at heart he's still a murderous machine capable of throwing partners across the room with broken ribs during practice.

And now, the Killing Machine was up against the Grizzlies.

... KGB agents, don't take out melons and eat them, okay?Seriously persuade a fight!

In the cramped stairwell, the Winter Soldier is about to fight Ilya!

What is touching is that someone did come out of the aisle to persuade the fight: "Stop!", and tried to stop Bucky in front of Elijah.

Even better if this person is not a CIA agent.

The agents had already put down their melons and were about to applaud, but after seeing that the person who came was a CIA, they still pointed their guns at him in a principled manner.

...Of course, the three people in the center who wanted to fight and fight were all pointed at gunpoint.

None of the three pointed at were very happy.

Oh, especially Bucky.

Bucky's anger gauge has now reached 90, and there are surprises when it is full.

"Solo?" Ilya recognized the enthusiastic police officer passing by, "Why are you [beep——] here?"

"Believe it or not when I say it's a task from above?" Napoleon Solo was still so handsome and glib.

"Are you eavesdropping on me?" This was Ilya's first reaction.

Napoleon looked aggrieved: "Hey, how is it possible! Haven't we always trusted each other and got along happily?"

Some agents already wanted to put down their guns and pick up melons again, but their professional ethics made them continue to listen to gossip while holding their guns.

Bucky felt that he was still the good Winter Soldier who was loyal to his duty and mission first, but his raised iron fist slowly fell, his ears perked up, and he began to... well, listen to gossip.

... The good Winter Soldier who yelled, "You're my mission!" seems to exist only in Pierce's imagination.

Big Brother Pi: ​​Can't we not expose it?It would be good to let me dream for a while!

Napoleon Solo, the top American agent, formed the UNCLE international special agent team with Ilya because he and Ilya had successfully completed the task of destroying the nuclear bomb in the hands of the Nazi remnants.

Gaby: ...Where did you put me? ? ?

Although these two top-level agents think of each other as a simple partnership (very simple), in the eyes of the CIA and KGB, they are:

Yooooooooooooooo

They talk about these two people on a daily basis:

"Where did Kulyagin's bear go on a mission with his boyfriend?"

"Italy."

"Where did the bastard Solo go to Gada to pick up girls?"

"He doesn't pick up girls anymore, and Kulyagin is watching him."

"Which roe deer is Kulyagin?"

"It's the one who sat in Solo's co-pilot last time in Florida."

"Oh oh oh oh, I remembered, the one with the beret looking like a male model! I thought Solo changed his taste to try to make a man—what do you mean by that expression?"

"...You guessed it right!"

Although Solo and Elijah call each other almost the same: "My stupid partner", but the next sentence is basically: "Although it is annoying, I think he is pretty good."

Please go get married!

Far away.

So now the main conflict has shifted from the battle between Bucky and Ilya for the communicator to why Solo, a CIA, appeared among the KGB agents.

"I'm really on a mission." Solo's eyes were very sincere, "The idiot leader above said that I don't have a UNCLE job anyway, so I'm going back to the CIA for a while, and I happen to be familiar with the Soviet Union—ah I'm sorry that you have disintegrated, it's Russia—" All the KGB members gave him a fierce look, "let me protect one person. It just so happens that this person has found a little girl into the room now, and it's not easy for us to keep an eye on him all the time. He, for example, watched him shoot guns and so on, so he disbanded on the spot. I came to the stairwell to smoke a cigarette, just in time for you KGB to come here to sit on the stairs and have a social party when you have nothing to do, and fight to add to the fun -"

"Shut up." Ilya said angrily.

But Bucky's chills stood on end: "Who are you trying to protect?"

"Hey, this gentleman with a metal arm who wants to beat up my partner, although I don't want to care about your attempted violence, but I also have professional ethics, I can't leak mission secrets—"

"Hasn't the contract you signed with the CIA expired? Why are you still doing missions for them?" Ilya questioned.

Solo said: "Well... I think it's pretty good to travel at public expense."

KGB: You just want to find a chance to meet Ilya!

"You guys, who do you want to protect, who!?" Bucky squeezed out the words from between his teeth, accompanied by a very scary expression.

Solo also looked at Ilya with the expression "Hurry up!", and saw that the guns of the KGBs around him hadn't been put down (KGB agents: It took so long to hold the guns, our arms are so sore, hurry up, brother), calmly Sold the organization: "Alexey Andreyevich, the secretary general of your National Security Council, he wants to sell your detailed list and information to the CIA in exchange for us escorting him to live in the United States .He was going to move tomorrow, so tonight the agents came to keep him safe. He just brought a little blond girl back to the room from the party and I knew he was going to do something good so the agents disbanded on the spot— Hey, hey, where are you going, this iron-armed brother???"

"Winter Soldier! Are you going to violate the discipline of the organization???" Elijah looked at Bucky who was rushing out and asked loudly.

"I don't belong to the KGB!" Bucky kicked the door hard and went straight to Andreyevich's room.

"Catch up! Stop him! Don't let him destroy the mission!" Ilya shouted at the agents, "Solo, you—"

"I won't disturb you, I just come to the stairwell to smoke a cigarette, and then I'll go back and take the CIA brothers to drink." Solo showed a charming smile.

Ilya glared at him: "This is the best." Then he ran away.

Solo shrugged: "The real murderer."

But he's used to it.Koko.

Andreyevich's room.

The CIA provided this pervert with particularly superior accommodation conditions. This suite has all kinds of facilities, including massage chairs, balcony and swimming pool.After Ye Xi entered the room, she looked around very curiously, like a little girl who had never seen the world. In fact, she was looking for the possible location of the safe, and heard Andreyevich lock the door behind her. After the voice on the phone, she turned her head and asked:

"Uncle, didn't you say teach me to play the piano? But there is no piano in your room?"

That's embarrassing.But Andreevich said without blushing, "The piano is in the next room, shall we play a game first?"

Ye Xi walked towards his bedroom slowly and without a trace, pretending to be naive and said: "Great, can I play a game? What kind of game is that?"

Andreyevich showed a wretched smile.

"Shall we play the doctor game?"

Veteran driver Mr. Gua: [Indifference.jpg]

Dead pervert: Shall we yell in the car?

Mr. Gua: Shout out to you bastard.If you don’t type out your dinner today, it’s good for you to digest.

Ye Xi had already touched the door of the bedroom, and Andreyevich approached step by step, she backed away slowly, and from the corner of her eye, she found a metal box under the cabinet in the corner of the bedroom——

safe!

Ye Xi showed a caring smile:

"F [beep——] kyou."

The perverted expression froze for a second.

"My Russian is not very good, and no one taught me how to say swear words, so I can only use English instead, forgive me, but this sentence should be universal, hahaha." Ye Xi looked at An Dereyevich's last glance, and the long string of numbers above his head, made him feel the injustice of the heavens, how can such a weak soul survive for such a long time, "A pervert like you deserved to be beaten to death."

ability to activate.

underground garage.

"Tessie?" Natasha received a call request from Ye Xi on the communicator in the car, "What's wrong?"

"I want to ask how the water punishment is carried out."

Natasha felt something was wrong: "You want to use waterboarding?"

"Ah, yes, I tied him up and asked him the password of the safe, but he was still a bit stubborn and refused to say it. Then he had to go to prison, but I still have a psychological barrier to cut him up and down by myself."

"Water torture is very simple," Natasha felt a little funny in her heart, "It can be done in a bathtub or a sink. Put some water in it and press his head in. Press it firmly. The time is about—"

"Hold for how long?"

“…………………………”

"Hello, instructor? Instructor Romanov?"

"Natasha? Why don't you answer?"

"Hey?"

Ye Xi pressed the communicator, but there was still a rustling sound inside.

"It's strange that the communication has been interrupted." She muttered, and Andreyevich, who was beaten on the ground with his nose and face swollen, stuffed his own socks in his mouth, and was tightly bound, struggled hard, uttering a miserable "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" the sound of.

"I asked Kulyagin. I heard that he tortured him very well." Ye Xi tuned the communication channel, "Hello, Kulyagin? Hello?"

"Stop him! Stop him!!!! Hurry up!!!—Wait who is that man with cat ear hair in front???"

There was a lot of noise over there.Ye Xi frowned.

"It seems that they are all busy." Ye Xi muttered, and then turned off the communicator, "Forget it, I will press it according to my own time... how about 5 minutes?"

To death! ! ! ! ! !

On that day, the pedophile felt the fear of being dominated by the murderous demon Lori.

"Mmm! Mmm!"

I said!I said!

Ye Xi was quite smart, so he took out his sock and asked, "What do you want to say?"

"The password is 1225!" He gasped and said immediately, "Don't kill me!!!"

"If you lie to me, you are really dead." Ye Xi smiled kindly, and stuffed the socks back.

Andreyevich: Why didn't I treat my sweaty feet before!why! ! !

Ye Xi went to the safe and entered the password, 1225. With a click, the door opened, revealing the documents inside... the box.

"Hey, good guy," Mr. Gua sighed in Guo Degang's tone, "So many sheets of paper, so thick! Should I count them... um..."

According to Ye Xi's previous pee sex, she would definitely not be able to count them, but Mr. Gua, who was educated by Charles, Bucky, Natasha and Kolovova, is no longer the hot chicken who used to be stupid. I licked my index finger (I don't know if the corners of the documents were poisoned), and started counting them one by one.

"5,10,15,20..."

Andreyevich: Miss, take out your socks!You can kill or cut whatever you want, but socks are really disgusting! ! ! !

"... 45,50,55,60, [-], [-], [-]..."

There was an earth-shattering loud noise outside the door, and Ye Xi shook his hand, annoyed to find that he had counted wrong.

"What's going on outside..." She nervously listened carefully to the movement outside. The sound insulation effect of this room is very good. Even so, she could still hear some abnormal noises, like a small-scale battle.

Can't count, have to deal with Andreyevich quickly and get out with the files.

Ye Xi took Andreevich's suit jacket, wrapped the documents in it, and then walked up to the pervert trying to spit out the socks with the clothes in his hands, staring at the long string of numbers above his head.

If the normal trend is followed, Andreevich should be successfully picked up by the CIA, and then live a comfortable life in the United States.

By sacrificing the lives of KGB agents.

Ye Xi's hands trembled a little, and she hypnotized herself: This is a mission, and the mission requires it, so she wants to take his life.

Although Bai Lu has been scolding her as a heartless person, she still has a bit of integrity and originality when it comes to killing people—

Someone outside is knocking on the door!

No matter what, kill the pervert first!

——Yes.

Yexi stared intently at the numbers above Andreevich's head, and began to add and subtract.

Give Charles five years to protect the mutants.

Give Eric five years, let him protect the mutants—hey, the most important thing for a family is to be neat and tidy.

Give Steve five years to protect the planet.

Five years for Natasha, although she was very rude to herself, she knew that the instructor took special care of her.

Give Bucky five years, and let him spend a few more years with him.

Give Hawking five years, the world needs scientists like him.

……

The last one is a bit wrong.

Oh, and add a second to our beloved Chairman Jiang.

The last five years were for Ye Xi herself, to make up for her lack of time.

Facing Andreyevich, who was aging at an accelerated rate because his lifespan was taken away, Ye Xi took a deep breath and slowly took out the last 5000 million seconds.

"I want to convince you to let you join us."

"What conditions do you think you can offer that will make my heart flutter?"

"You don't like the red house, do you? I know about your 'Black Widow Project' training process, the same batch of children, locked in a confined space, only one person can get food, so you can only kill each other— —”

"You want to say that your S.H.I.E.L.D. office is a particularly affectionate place?"

"No, I just want to show that your heart is no longer inclined to the red house. And, let me say, the 'Black Widow Project' has completely failed. When you go back tonight, you will find an empty red house."

"...you got the document?"

"A part, only a part. In order to win the trust of the CIA, Andreevich had to send a part of the file for them to try. Coincidentally, that part happened to be the list of members of the 'Black Widow Project'. The CIA will not wait. And Tonight, most of your agents are out on this mission..."

"...Those trained agents, all—?"

"Unfortunately, but it is true."

"So, do you know what our plans are for tonight?"

"No, only S.H.I.E.L.D. knows."

'You didn't notify the CIA? '

"Why do you need to be notified? The disbandment of the KGB is only a matter of time. We are not hostile to them. And I don't think it is a good thing to take over scum like Andreyevich. The United States is not a garbage dump."

"..."

"By the way, the child you arranged to perform the task is He Fangsheng. There is no information about her in the file."

"I'm not going to tell you this."

"Just curious. Because a strange friend gave me a ride to pick her up."

"Who?"

"A man like her."

The door shattered under the final blow, and a man covered in blood stood at the door, spitting viciously, and the muscles and veins on his body bulged, pushing the bullet out of his body.

"It's really well protected." Logan said, and then strode towards the two people who had fallen on the ground in front of him, one was old and the other was young.He bent down and picked up the blonde girl, his movements were gentle: "She passed out, Professor."

"This should be a sequelae." In his mind, Charles sighed, "She still did...Forget it, bring her here, thank you, Logan."

"You are really convincing, let me transport a Sleeping Beauty from Russia to the United States under the iron arm of the KGB lunatic." Logan complained, and walked out of the room, and the agents were scattered in the corridor. Among them, two A man in a mask was carrying a half-armed iron-armed head down the stairs.

"The iron arm that hit you with a clip is actually Hydra." Charles corrected, "and he is the boyfriend of the sleeping beauty in your arms."

"No wonder beating me so crazy. But why are these two people fainted? The iron arm was beating me and was fainted by the spell behind the two people. Hydra is a magical organization?"

"That was the command word for brainwashing," Charles said pityingly. "The KGB informed Hydra that he was out of control, so Hydra sent someone to bring him back."

"Tsk." Logan shook his head.

Logan walked up to the roof, where the mutant helicopter was waiting for him.And Ilya and Solo, who had been hiding in the stairwell and watching secretly, came out, and Ilya went straight to Andreyevich's room.

"He's dead... why does this man look like 90 years old? He was a middle-aged man an hour ago!" Solo kicked Andreyevich on the carpet.

Elijah rummaged through the scattered items and found the documents in his suit jacket.

"Why are you still here?" He stood up and asked Solo with some disgust.

With his hands in his pockets, Solo said with a playful smile, "Pick up my partner. I'm going to grow hairy without international assignments."

"Fuck you, you can't wait to go on vacation at the beach without missions." Ilya walked out with the documents, and Solo followed quickly: "The beach is not fun without you. Go back, Ilya, let's go— —”

Mr. Gua, who is immersed in a dream: write an update... um... don't rush to update...

Bucky who was refrozen: How can this man with cat ears not be beaten to death...

Natasha: Hey, S.H.I.E.L.D. still has five insurances and one housing fund! ?

The author has something to say: the update on the bus, the weather is hot everywhere in the world except the southern hemisphere.

Mr. Gua: Wait for you to thaw before we face the base!

Baji: No.

Let's open the copy of the fork man, please invite our little angel of Kuaiyin! ! !

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ps. The timeline was eaten by me