[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

Night Watermelon Author Class is now open!

Now your dear Mr. Gua is preparing a new article called "Ice and Snow Love", which is about the turbulent years before and after the disintegration of the Soviet Union. Betrayed by the dearest one, how to mediate among high officials to protect oneself, reunite with childhood lover, and finally obtain happiness!

Now let’s interview readers’ opinions on Xinkeng:

Bai Lu: I can fuck you, when will "Add One Second" end?

Kurokawa: "Silver Cat" is still unfinished. Do you really plan to rewrite the ending?

An anonymous Russian reader: Where is my Sebastian Spears?You are not going to update anymore? ? ?

Well, well, it seems that the response was very enthusiastic, and that night Watermelon boldly made a hole, oh oh oh.

Ah, some readers have started smashing Bawang tickets——

Wait a moment!Don't bomb the real rockets, okay? ? ?

In the cafeteria, two female agents sat opposite each other and had breakfast.

Ye Xi felt that Natasha was very reluctant to perfect her innocent girl design.When she was talking about the setting for Levandovnia, although Natasha couldn't tell from her expression, the air pressure around her was terribly low.

Ye Xi didn't understand very much.

"Actually, your personality is not important." Natasha finally interrupted her. "The important thing is how you can successfully enter Andreyevich's room and find the documents without alarming the enemy."

Ye Xi blinked, and then said as a matter of course: "I can use my super fast speed to turn around the room, do you know that there is a mutant code-named Kuaiyin, his ability is somewhat similar to mine, but He's speeding up his own time—"

"I don't know about Kuaiyin. In fact, we only have the information on you, a mutant." Natasha said blankly, "Don't be too confident in your abilities."

"Don't underestimate my ability." Ye Xi said, "I can knock down the Winter Soldier in a second."

Natasha raised her eyebrows: "I remembered that you were beaten up by him in the actual combat class yesterday."

Mr. Gua's face immediately pulled down: "That's because I let him, I can't let him lose face in front of other students, right?"

"Really?" Natasha smiled, "I thought you were pretending to be weak because you had a crush on him."

Gua always stiffened instantly.

"I must be the first to see it. Although you are well disguised, I am the best agent of the KGB after all—one of them. When you are in class, as long as he approaches, you will fight very hard, but a follow-up He softened up in sparring."

Ye Xi groaned, "Hmm..."

Natasha continued to share her observation diary: "I checked your file, Hydra did not give you all the files, only part of them, but you had a good relationship when you were in Hydra, I heard that he even asked you to give Did he do laundry?"

Mr. Gua: ...How did this get out?Is Krosoff your big mouth? ? ?

The [Dongqian CP True Love Building] of the Hi Claw Forum has reached the fourth post, and the host [Hi Claw Tucao Jun] is always happy to edit the daily life of their teachers and students who love each other in the red house.

Natasha wouldn't say she snuck into the water on the Hipaw forums.

The romance novels serialized above are really interesting.

Actor Bucky: ...→_→

The heroine Mr. Gua: ... ←_←

Natasha finally asked Ye Xi: "Is that so, are you secretly in love with him?"

Ye Xi hesitated for a long time, and then said, "Well, I like him..."

Natasha sighed, and her tone suddenly changed: "Ah, the love of youth..." She looked at Ye Xi with loving eyes: "Unfortunately, in such an environment, how many lovers can finally become married?" What about the dependents? — Ah, I’m sorry, I forgot, you are a single-headed family.”

Mr. Gua: ... My puffer fish is about to explode!

Natasha comforted her: "It's okay, although you are a bit blind to such a manic personality, bad personality, ruthless and ruthless, it is said that even women can hit a killing machine, but he looks pretty handsome, but he often stays up late with a fairy face. Like Although there is a high chance that he is a lack of emotion and cannot feel the hot love of a girl, but as long as you persevere, you will definitely be able to impress him!"

Widow sister's words are full of slots, full of malice towards Gua Zong and Brother Baji, but Ye Xi sensitively caught the hidden meaning in her words: "You...don't object to me chasing him?"

"Why do you object? You couldn't catch up." Natasha took it for granted, "Even if you catch up, it won't be long. Don't you know that Hydra prohibits office romance?"

Mr. Gua looked confused: Huh?YY is like that in the Heypaw forum, but you told me that Hydra prohibits internal dating? ? ?

Pierce sneezes at S.H.I.E.L.D.

"I have entered Hydra's internal website (Hi Claw Forum) before and checked the information (diving to read the post), and there is an information (a nonsense post) that said Hydra's head was brutally dismantled (Pi Dao :???) a young couple (named Erkang by Krossoff: Ziwei!!! No!!!), and sent them far away to other countries.”

Ye Xi was also confused: "Huh? Hey claws are so cruel? Which leader?"

"The leaders of Hydra have concealed identities on the surface. It is impossible to let others know in a fair manner. They are all referred to by code names. For example, in the intelligence (post), their leaders are called: 'Old Devil '."

Big Brother Pi: ​​...You think your salary is too much again, don't you?Eat jujube one day I will close this broken altar!

"Didn't you see Hydra's head when you accompanied Kolovova to pick us up last time?"

"The Red House agents who got off the plane were all from Hydra before, so they already knew his identity. Those who came from the direct line of the Red House like me didn't get off the plane, and didn't see him," Natasha explained. .

No wonder Natasha in US Team 2 didn't know that S.H.I.E.L.D. had hidden such an ultimate BOSS.

Well, it doesn't matter, after knowing it, Big Brother Pi was also wiped out by the widow sister every minute, sosad

"Then can the red house have an office romance?"

"Of course." Natasha pushed the already cold soup aside in disgust, "If you reach a certain age and have no partner, the organization will introduce you to someone."

Ye Xi: "...the Fog Grass organization still sends out boyfriends?"

"It's hairy." Natasha, who came by, recalled her ex-husband, "and they are all pretty handsome..."

Ye Xi became excited: "Then can I apply to the organization to send me the Winter Soldier?"

Natasha was silent for a while, and looked at a certain idiot with pity: "...The Winter Soldier is not a member of our business establishment, we can't assign him, you have to contact the HR department of Hydra."

Ye Xi's face instantly collapsed: "Why is this!?"

Natasha nodded: "Come on, but it's also a way to use the organization to suppress him. I hope you catch him as soon as possible."

Mr. Gua: I have already caught up with him!

Natasha thought deeply for a while, and suddenly snapped her fingers: "By the way, when you go out on a mission, we will arrange the Winter Soldier to be your logistics, so that he can have more contact with you, such as when you are caught by that security guard." Dreyevich dragged into the room or something—make him feel sorry for you! Are you yelling or not?"

"Don't!" Ye Xihan's hairs stood on end, "Don't!"

"Hey, you are still too young and too simple. You don't know a man's psychology. The more you see a weak girl, the more he will feel moved. Just arouse his desire to protect!"

At that time, what will be aroused is not a desire for protection, but anger!

Seeing Andreyevich touch his girlfriend, Bucky had to tear the pervert to death!

By that time, Andreevich had already been torn in half before the door card opened the room and lay dead in the corridor!

Natasha shook her head resentfully: "Oh, you have to seize this great opportunity!"

Ye Xi only knows that life is precious and she should cherish it (manual goodbye).

The Lok Ma High Officer named Lewandowski did have such a person, and he did have a daughter with his wife Anna.The Red House contacted Mrs. Anna and persuaded her to cooperate. After that, they could fish out Levan and reunite their family and then leave for Switzerland.

Kolovwa arranged a meeting between Ye Xi and Anna, so that they could get acquainted as soon as possible.

Anna is a beautiful lady. She looks a bit haggard because of her husband's imprisonment, but she is still very gentle when facing Ye Xi.She patiently described the real Levandovnia's personality and hobbies to Ye Xi. Ye Xi thought about it for a while and imitated it a little, but Anna always felt something was wrong.

When the meeting time came, they sent Anna away.Natasha accompanied Ye Xi back to the actual combat class. On the way, Ye Xi was still thinking about Levandovnia: "What do you think is wrong with my acting? I think it's almost the same with my demeanor..."

"Come on." The real actress Natasha sneered, "She is a naive little girl, and you are a little bastard who is pretending to be stupid."

Ye Xi narrowed her eyes and snorted: "I'll show you what a naive little girl is! Who said I can't act?"

"Oh, is your innocence still there?" Natasha smiled.

They had already reached the door of the actual combat classroom, and Ye Xi angrily put his hand on the doorknob: "Accept the challenge!"

The moment the door was pushed open, there was no Tessie, no Yexi, only Levandovnia!

Bucky stood in front of the classroom and said coldly to Ye Xi, "You're late."

"Ah, I'm sorry, instructor." Ye Xi opened his eyes slightly, bowed awkwardly, and then said sincerely: "It's too late, I promise I won't do it again next time. How dare you trouble the instructor and classmates to wait?" I am so sorry!"

Bucky: ... Tessie is not right today, why is she so polite.

Natasha: ... Wucao, are you serious?

Like a little girl, Ye Xi trotted all the way to her partner Maria. Maria didn't care much, and gave her her place, and reminded in a low voice, "Today is live ammunition practice."

"Today is a live-fire drill." Bucky said, picking up the rifle on the podium, "Pick up the gun in front of each of you, and reload."

Ye Xi began to reload with a serious face, moving very quickly, completely different from the usual appearance of passing Long Live, Natasha walked to the end of the classroom softly, Bucky stared at Ye Xi for a while, guessing that maybe she Decided to work hard...?

After assembling the guns and pulling the bolts, the students lined up to shoot the target one by one.Ye Xi was the first to rush to the front of the crowd, and was the first in line. He took up his posture, took up his rifle, aimed the gun, and said to Bucky before pulling the trigger: "Instructor, I will fight hard. You have to watch me."

Bucky: ... Tessie has a weird style of painting today.

Natasha: ...calling you naive doesn't call you being a bitch.

The students all stood behind Ye Xi and looked at her with "=m=" expressions.

Alas.

I have always heard that American girls have strange tastes, but today I found out that this is really the case.

He actually tried to hook up with the instructor who had a fairy face, a manic face, and a bad personality who was said to have beaten women.

Let's break up, let's chip in and buy her a pair of glasses.

Ye Xi took aim at the target and confidently pulled the trigger.

Bang bang bang.

Three bullets missed the target.

"Oh, I'm so stupid." She stuck out her tongue and hit her head with her small fist.

Natasha began to crack her knuckles, making a loud bang bang bang bang; Bucky was expressionless, although he was usually expressionless, but the current expressionless expression was stiff and expressionless, he didn't know what to say; The students in the back were silent for a second, and then collectively gave out heartfelt admiration:

"Go away, idiot, we still have to fight!"

Ye Xi pouted and walked away, Bucky felt a little stuffy and didn't want to look at her at all.

"How is it? Isn't it naive?" She deliberately walked to the back row of the classroom to ask Natasha, and Natasha gave her a smirk.

It seems that playing a green tea whore is every woman's talent.

Great, great, applaud Tessie, let her palms and Tessie's face slap to make a crisp sound.

"I'm not feeling well. I'll go to the bathroom first." Natasha left holding her stomach.

Go to the archives and find out what a real innocent little girl is like, she will learn on her own before teaching this hopeless thing.

Ye Xi received all the weird eyes from all the students today.And Bucky told her to stay in class and shoot again, and the get out of class could not be dismissed until she did not miss the target.She pursed her mouth and watched everyone go out, leaving only her and Bucky in the classroom.

"Come here," Bucky helped her fill the bullet, and then pulled the bolt, "re-shoot."

Ye Xi leaned over and smiled: "The instructor kisses me so I don't miss the target."

Bucky still had the same expression, looking at her coldly and without emotion for a while, then lowered his head and asked seriously, "What's the name of the movie we watched together at Christmas?"

Ye Xi froze for a moment, and said, "The Silence of the Lambs, what's wrong? What happened?"

"It's nothing." Bucky looked relieved, "Well...you're acting weird today, I thought you were brainwashed."

Ye Xi laughed, stretched out his arms to hug him, buried his face in his arms, and said sullenly: "The red house is not into brainwashing. If the red house wants to win over people, it will send him a target inside the system. Then you're chained!"

"Really?" Bucky put his chin on the top of Ye Xi's head and rubbed it, "They want to send it to you?"

"No, I'm already in the system, maybe they will send you one, a 15-year-old little American girl with blond hair~"

Ye Xi was stunned after speaking.

Blonde...American...um, Captain?

Bucky just likes the blonde one?

Bucky didn't realize that Ye Xi had fallen into the mode of Shield Winter Garden inexplicably. The little Brooklyn prince who was sleeping deep in his heart was suddenly stimulated by this flirtatious flirtation, and the flirtatious talent returned to him. He said fluently: "Thanks, no, I already have a little blond girl—her name is Tessie."

Today's winter melon candy (pass).

In the archives room, Natasha, who was watching the school romance anime, was taking notes seriously.

"Hey, do you know?" She read the contents of the notes, "The speed at which cherry blossoms fall is five centimeters per second. Five centimeters per second is the speed at which cherry blossoms fall, so what speed can I walk between you and me?" distance?"

After reading it, Natasha felt her stomach hurt even more.

... It's hard for Tessie to play an innocent girl.

Neither will she.

Natasha: I don't know what kind of speed can cover the distance between me and you, but I know that the speed at which the bullet smashes your mouth that keeps pushing is 300 meters per second.

#Widow sister you are a little impatient#

The author has something to say: Today's plane was delayed for three hours, and I coded 3000 words at the airport...

Flying from Wuxi to Changchun, the temperature was 39 degrees when I boarded the plane. After arriving in Changchun, I just got off the plane and said:

Changchun 23 degrees.

It's a little cold in short sleeves, and the wind is cold.

I finally understand why the dormitories of Jilin University are not equipped with air conditioners