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[Hipaw Forum] When can the organization redecorate the dormitory?This condition is really too bad!

【Landlord】：【Divine Comedy】

As the title!

I really can't take it anymore, although because of the disintegration of the Soviet Union, the organization has no place to rely on now, and the income is a little tight without financial allocations, but what's the matter with hiring a few people to deliver clothes to the laundry room!

In our organization, most of them are single agents. They usually come back from a mission covered in blood and sweat. What should we do with these clothes? Throw them away?It's not about washing!After a mission, you have to wash a whole set of combat uniforms!How can they have time to do laundry after a tiring day?And do we do laundry?

And even if the laundry room is short of manpower, wouldn't it be over if you install a washing machine in each dormitory? It's so convenient, you can wash and dry it yourself.A washing machine is not expensive, so it cannot be deducted from our salary.

After talking about the washing machine, let me talk about the sound insulation conditions of the dormitory.

LZ I live on the 5th floor of the dormitory, and there is another floor upstairs.Every night when I go back to the dormitory, I can hear the sound of stomping the floor upstairs. I thought to myself, are you practicing dance?Later, I carefully distinguished them, and there were still voices. When I heard it, it was a man and a woman!

Omg we hi paws still have female staff? ? ?

Besides, the two of them are still in the dormitory and don't know what to do, are they wrestling?

Therefore, it is best for the organization to do a good job of sound insulation.We are an evil organization after all, every member has a belly full of secrets, some things even if members of the same organization can hear it!Can you redecorate it for us?

1L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Sofa!

2L: [==]: Bench! Well done LZ!well said!

3L: [Crossbones]: Assault squad is here!Wucao has to wash the combat uniform every day, and my smooth and delicate hands are gone forever

4L: [==]: Upstairs, I don't believe that the assault team actually has smooth and delicate hands

5L: [==]: LS1

6L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Wait, isn’t LZ a psychiatrist? Why do you need to wash your combat uniform? You can just wear a white coat every day

7L: [==]: Don't mention it, I know a psychiatrist, he just doesn't bother to do laundry, an older bachelor, he wears a shirt for a month!

8L: [==]: hhhhhhh wear it for a month!My record is a week.

9L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: 7L, LZ seems to be the psychiatrist you know.

10L: [Divine Comedy]: ... Slot

11L: [==]: hhhhhhh really?Landlord, are you the personal psychiatrist of Mr. Unspeakable?Aren't you afraid of fuming him and being strangled to death by him?

12L: [==]: Don't tell me, sir?who?

13L: [==]: Who else can’t be said, that’s the W [beep——] Soldier

14L: [Crossbones]: Indeed, this can't be said, can't be said.

15L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: I am very surprised why LZ has not been strangled to death by the unbearable Mr. Unspeakable

16L: [==]: Ah, I seem to know LZ!A few years ago I saw Mr. Unspeakable beat him up in a frenzy!

17L: [==]: Hey, I also have an impression!I'm in the logistics department. When I went to deliver supplies to Mr. Unspeakable, I saw LZ doing a stress test for Mr. Unspeakable. Then Mr. Unspeakable thought he was annoying, so he kicked the chair where LZ was sitting. people are flying out hhhhhhhh

18L: [==]: Oh, LZ is so miserable hhhhhhhhh

19L: [Divine Comedy]: All of you upstairs wait for me!I'm going to check your IP right now!

20L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: According to the news report, LZ is still a fan reader of film and television dramas, shed tears after the beloved big pit article and said that he is going to check the author's IP...but it is still useless

21L: [==]: So has LZ found your beloved IP?

22L: [There is something trendy in the underground]: Young people nowadays, they always threaten to check their IP. Believe it or not, I hacked LZ's personal notebook, and released the resources you have treasured for many years to the public.

23L: [Crossbones]: Come come come (manually funny)

24L: [Red Shoes]: LZ, I think you can sue the canteen besides the dormitory

25L: [==]: That's right, the dormitory is fine except for the inconvenience of washing clothes. I have never encountered any sound insulation problems. LZ Shunfeng ear?

26L: [==]: LZ can provide you with the dormitory room number, we can help you find out who lives upstairs, and then you can find him to fight.

27L: [==]: I think LZ raised this issue of sound insulation out of jealousy of the out-of-group dogs?

28L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Ah, I know the LZ dormitory number, 506

29L: [Divine Comedy]: LS Who are you, how do you know me and my dormitory number?

30L: [==]: Tucaojun is everyone's Tucaojun!

31L: [==]: Doesn't LZ know about Tucao Jun?Hey Claw No. [-] gossip king, if you want to know something, just ask Tucao Jun.

32L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Don’t dare to act, hehehehe

33L: [Red Dance Shoes]: By the way, Mr. Tucao, you haven’t updated for a long time, what’s going on?

34L: [==]: That's right, without the gossip about Mr. Tucao, the days of blowing up buildings and assassinating targets all day long are much less fun.

35L: [Crossbones]: It's not interesting to be an undercover agent every day.

36L: [==]: Wucao, the life of you guys on the field is exciting, isn't it, a technician like me who sits in an office all day, only hacks the Pentagon or something, it's boring to death!

37L: [Night Watermelon]: ... Mengxin shivering

38L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: That's right, I got a shocking gossip recently, and the post has already been written.However, since the personnel involved are somewhat dangerous, I am hesitant to send it out...

39L: [==]: Tucao Jun, you dare to say that Pierce and Fury have an affair, what else are you afraid to say.

40L: [==]: Although the post has been deleted, it will always exist in our hard drive!

41L: [Crossbones]: I remember that post! [Friends of life and death!For him, he has worked so hard to hide in SHIELD for decades!Today I believe in love again! ] There are many things I want to understand after reading this post!

42L: [==]: hhhhhhhh Did you get killed by Pierce?

43L: [Night Watermelon]: Tucao Jun, you are awesome

44L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Do you look like I have something to do?Rest assured, Pierce is not on the forum.

45L: [Would you like some milk]: How are you so sure that he won't be on the forum?

46L: [Crossbones]: He has so many things to do every day, how can he have time to go to the forum... let alone, I am going on a mission, and I will come back after killing someone.

47L: [==]: Same as above, blow up the arsenal and I'll be back.

48L: [Night Watermelon]: Pass cigarettes to the bosses

49L: [There is some tide in the ground]: Who is Tucao Jun afraid of becoming like this? Young people nowadays, show your courage.What shocking gossip, tell everyone happy

50L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: No no no no no, it's really scary and life-threatening.

51L: [Would you like some milk]: More dangerous than Pierce?

52L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Let’s put it this way...Brother Pierce, he belongs to the leader, at most he will transfer you to a disgusting position, and I believe that a broad-minded person like Mr. than these.But the people involved in this gossip belong to the kind who are moody, kill you every minute, and have explosive combat power...

Can't say can't say.

53L: [==]: Wow... more and more curious.But according to Mr. Tucao's description...

54L: [==]: I seem to have guessed who it is...

55L: [Divine Comedy]: When I went to give the Winter Soldier a psychological test, you started posting? ? ?

56L: [==]: ... The landlord! ! ! !You, you, you actually said that name! ! !

57L: [Divine Comedy]: What, what name, Winter Soldier?What happened to the Winter Soldier What were you talking about?

58L: [==]: The host is at this moment [Fry Black Question Mark.jpg]

59L: [Night Watermelon]: Hhhhhhh upstairs is so annoying!Where did the One-Eyed Man expression pack come from!

60L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Don't you know that ten S.H.I.E.L.D.s and nine Hi Claws?

61L: [Red Dance Shoes]: @嗨爹早比君

Don't entertain us, people like Winter Soldier definitely don't play forums.Say it with confidence.

62L: [==]: 1

63L: [==]: 666

64L: [Night Watermelon]: Winter soldiers don't have water jars?

65L: [==]: I checked, and the Winter Soldier's employee number has not registered a forum account, so don't ask such obvious things... Tucao Jun quickly broke the news!

66L: [==]: Hello everyone, I’m from the intelligence department. I helped LZ find out who lives in the dormitory upstairs. Now this result makes me feel a little complicated. Maybe this has something to do with Tucao Jun’s upcoming news related……

67L: [Red Shoes]: Yes! ! !

68L: [Divine Comedy]: No, upstairs, why do you come to our Heypaw Forum water altar as a red house to communicate?

69L: [Red Shoes]: What's wrong, can't it? Hail Hydra!

70L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: 66L, I think you may already know the answer, come on, let me announce it.

71L: [==]: ... Upstairs 606, where the Winter Soldier lives.

72L: [Divine Comedy]: ...

73L: [Night Watermelon]: ...

74L: [Red Dance Shoes]: In a trance, LZ might be beaten to death by the Winter Soldier hhhhhhhhhhh

75L: [==]: Come on, the host, go find the Winter Soldier and confront him directly, and ask him why he brought the girl back to the room hhhhhhhhhh

76L: [==]: Misty Grass, isn't it, the Winter Soldier actually takes his girls back to spend the night? ? ?

77L: [There is some tide in the ground]: The self hugging the integrated circuit.

78L: [Crossbones]: I came back after killing someone, but I can't understand the direction of this building... Let's not talk about whether the Winter Soldier has girls or not... Isn't all the girls of our Hey Claws poached by the Red House? have they gone? ? ?

79L: [==]: @红舞鞋 asks you

80L: [Red Dancing Shoes]: Don't talk about it, do you guys have a girl, at least you still have a good-looking cute little girl!

81L: [==]: I saw a very young little sister in the cafeteria today, she is very cute, with blond hair.

82L: [==]: An angry answer from the archives room, yes! ! !It's the latest kidnapped (crossed out) abducted (crossed out if it's wrong) by that organization, never mind, the little mutant brought here!The little girl is so cute, she couldn't control herself when she saw the ID photo!In the past two days, due to personnel changes and many things, I have to work overtime, and I will hook up with her after I finish my work!

83L: [I'm not unhappy]: (#｀皮)

84L: [Night Watermelon]: Really, is it really cute! ?

85L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Upstairs!stop!Life is precious!

86L: [Divine Comedy]: It seems that you don't know that the little sister is already married...

87L: [==]: What kind of flower has an owner... Wait! @红舞脚不会你红舍屋 Want to dig her up again? ? ?

88L: [==]: Swear to protect the only seedling!

89L: [Red Shoes]: I can fuck you, I haven't done it yet

90L: [==]: It will be too late for you to do it!

91L: [==]: ...Hey, wait, I remember seeing the little sister and Mr. Unspeakable together in the supermarket, um, joking?

92L: [==]: ... Upstairs, are you serious?

93L: [Crossbones]: 91L started talking in his sleep before it got dark. Who has ever seen the Winter Soldier laugh.

94L: [I'm not unhappy]: (*OvO)

95L: [Divine Comedy]: Stop deceiving yourself

96L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: I'll break the news if I save up to [-] floors.

97L: [==]: I also have the impression that you said that... I remember seeing my little sister eating at the same table as the Winter Soldier in the cafeteria?

98L: [==]: I saw my little sister waiting for the Winter Soldier at the door of the training room.

99L: [There is some tide in the ground]: Does the Winter Soldier have a girl?In my impression, he has been flirting with a man with big breasts until death?

100L: [Do you want some milk]: 100L mine!

101L: [Divine Comedy]: Upstairs is despicable!Also, I'm the landlord, okay? ? ?

102L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Okay, okay.Start breaking the news.Do you remember the disappearance of the Winter Soldier before the collapse of the Soviet Union?

103L: [==]: Oh, remember, the organization wanted to send someone to look for it at the time, but there were a lot of messes in the Soviet Union, and it was impossible to identify the person, so it took a long time to find him.

104L: [==]: I also remember that it was a turmoil at that time... Although it is also a turmoil now, I just heard that the organization wanted to transfer me to Romania (manual goodbye)

105L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Then the organization found the Winter Soldier... At that time, the Winter Soldier encountered a landslide (manually @Chicago Forestry Bureau, how to do the greening, and there are falling rocks?), the novels don’t write like that Just drop a big rock, drop the Winter Soldier we spent so much money, so much energy, and so many plums (crossed out)!lose!memory!up!

And then our dearest Winter Soldier is actually a homeless person in Chicago, you know? ? ?Use that arm that should have strangled Howard [beep——] to beg for food!

106L: [I'm not unhappy]: (;′⌒`)

107L: [Night Watermelon]: Oh my god, I'm about to cry!

108L: [==]: The Winter Soldier begging for food... This style of painting...

109L: [There is some tide in the ground]: Although I know who the Winter Soldier is, but seeing Mr. Tucao's description, I suddenly feel sorry for him for a second.

110L: [Red Dance Shoes]: Distressed 1. And, @我没有不happy, you are so cute, answer with facial expressions!Are you the one who slipped through my search for the little girl Hipaw?

111L: [I'm not unhappy]: (||0Д0)

112L: [I'm not unhappy]: Man.

113L: [Divine Comedy]: Those who use facial expressions are either gay or GAY

114L: [Night Watermelon]: You are about to be strangled to death upstairs, do you know that?

115L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: But things have changed dramatically!Just after the winter soldier wandered for 3 hours, he met a beautiful and kind girl!Oh, the blond girl is like a fallen angel, when she saw the wandering Winter Soldier, she stretched out her hand to him, and the Winter Soldier's heart that had been frozen for many years finally throbbed at this moment!The girl took him home, gave him food and clothing, and took him to collect protection fees... In this way, the Winter Soldier fell in love with the kind and beautiful girl... But, one day, the people from Hipaw finally found the Winter Soldier, He said to the Winter Soldier, give up that girl and come back with me!The Winter Soldier yells sadly: Why!Why do you want to destroy my most cherished things one by one!Big Brother Pi (Wait, I seem to have exposed something...don’t care, it’s Big Brother Pi anyway) said coldly: Do you choose her or the organization?The gun was pointed at the Winter Soldier's forehead, and the Winter Soldier wiped away his tears and choked up: At least... at least let me say goodbye to her...

116L: [Would you like some milk]: ...Are you sure this is Pierce?

117L: [I'm not unhappy]: ... Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

118L: [==]: Good, very touching...

119L: [Crossbones]: The Winter Soldier's love story is so touching...Why did Pierce do this to the Winter Soldier!

120L: [Red Shoes]: Ah... Poor, really pitiful!

121L: [Night Watermelon]: ……@嗨熊搜比君, boy, are you interested in writing an article with me?

122L: [==]: Why is Pierce so ruthless!

123L: [Would you like some milk]: To be reasonable, the organization didn't force him? ? ?He went back voluntarily! ! !And what the hell is that blond girl, you feel in good conscience that that little bunny looks like a cherub? ? ?

124L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: Shut up upstairs, you don't understand love!

125L: [Divine Comedy]: Misty Grass, I've been with the Winter Soldier for so long, I didn't know their relationship was so touching... What's behind it!

126L: [Would you like some milk]: Upstairs, you don't even question the character set of the Winter Soldier who went to S.H.I.E.L.D. from OOC? ? ?As his personal psychiatrist, wouldn't you have the urge to give him a brainwash and start over if the Winter Soldier said such disgusting words that hurt his heart and lungs?It seems that you, a psychiatrist, are incompetent. You deserve the highest salary among doctors in your organization!

127L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: The Winter Soldier returns to his and the girl's residence, their love nest.The Winter Soldier touched the girl's face and said painfully: "Honey, I remembered, I, I am... I am actually Hydra's killing machine!"

With tears in her beautiful eyes, the girl shook her head again and again: "No, I don't believe it! You are such a good person, how could you be a killing machine?"

“不，我就是个杀人机器！我是九头蛇特工考核56年、57年、59年、62年、67年、72年、74年、80年、84年和90年的业绩标兵，九头蛇40年来【你最佩服的特工】票选No.1，五一劳动红旗手，九头蛇运动会格斗比赛蝇量级冠军金腰带！”

"Oh my God!" the girl whimpered, almost fainting.The Winter Soldier held her waist and said affectionately: "Can you accept me like this?"

The girl said charmingly: "No matter what kind of you... I can accept it!"

"darling!"

"baby!"

They hug each other emotionally and spin...

128L: [Ye Watermelon]: ...I'm sorry I'm going to throw up.

129L: [There is some tide in the ground]: Catch a bug, I remember that he was also the performance model in 79, oh, and he was No.56 in the Red Song Competition in 2.

130L: [==]: Yes, yes, yes, I also remember that there was a black box in the Red Song Competition that year. Originally, the Winter Soldier was number one, but they gave the No.1 to the leader of that year.

131L: [Red Shoes]: Oh, you won't want to abuse me... The Winter Soldier is so pitiful...

132L: [Would you like some milk?]: I have nothing to say.

133L: [Divine Comedy]: Wait a minute, call me for an update, and the finance department told me that there is something wrong with my salary.I will go back as soon as I go.

134L: [==]: Alas, I have to change my mind about the Winter Soldier. It turns out that he is such an infatuated seed...

135L: [I'm not unhappy]: [QヘQ]

136L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: "I'm going back to Hydra, we have to separate!"

"No, don't! Honey, don't you go!"

"No, organization is above all else! After I, I'm gone, you have to take care of yourself! Remember to add clothes when it's cold, remember to eat when you're hungry..."

"Dongdong, I want to go with you!"

'You can't go!You don't know, HYDRA is a lively, aggressive, united and serious family, we are a very evil organization, and our goal is to rule the world!How can a beautiful and kind girl like you go to Hydra? '

"Why can't I build socialism together? There is something that I have kept from you for a long time...Actually, I am..."

137L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: I'm going to have a meal, and I'll update when I come back.

138L: [==]: No! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !Don't get stuck here! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

139L: [==]: Broken JJ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

140L: [Do you want some milk]: Bastard, write it down! ! !Otherwise, your wages will be deducted! ! !

141L: [Divine Comedy]: Fog Grass! ! !The finance department told me that my salary and bonus this month will be halved? ? ?

142L: [Night Watermelon]: What is she? [Fry Black Question Mark Face.jpg] Is she the successor of communism?

143L: [Red Dancing Shoes]: Wait a minute, I know who Tucao Jun is, I will go to the cafeteria to catch him and update him.

144L: [==]: Well done! ! !

145L: [==]: For the first time, I thank the Red House from the bottom of my heart

146L: [==]: Ah, I saw the Winter Soldier in the supermarket.I don't think I can even look at his fierce face with fear now.When I think of him being such an infatuated man...

147L: [==]: If I meet the Winter Soldier on the road in the future, I will never detour again, I will go up to him and say hello.He really lacks love and care, there is only one meter of sunshine in his life, the girl, but now, that sunshine is going to leave him...

148L: [Crossbones]: Give the Winter Soldier some love 1.In the future, I will never compete with the Winter Soldier for the head when I go out on a mission, let him kill happily.

149L: [Hi Claw Supermarket [-]% off for singles]: Me, I'm the supermarket checkout!I just gave the Winter Soldier a box of black plums (that is, big American plums). He looked at the plums and was a little surprised... It must have been a long time since he was cared for like this, how pitiful!I will send him something small every day in the future!

150L: [I'm not unhappy]: ...Well, thank you.

151L: [Night Watermelon]: Romance novels kill people [Suddenly Laughing.jpg]

152L: [Would you like some milk]: Although I know that the joker is talking nonsense, but why do I suddenly want to give the Winter Soldier employee benefits?

153L: [Red Shoes]: I'm back!I pushed Tucao Jun to the computer, and pointed a gun at his head.Slowly wait for the update, everyone!

154L: [==]: Miss Red House GJ!

155L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: I'm back QAAAAAAQ boss, I'll update soon! ! !

156L: [Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: The girl said firmly: "I'm actually a mutant! I can also contribute to Hydra's communist cause! Let me join Hydra!"

The Winter Soldier said in shock, "What? My God, you..."

At this time, Pierce suddenly blew open the door of their love nest, and said with a smirk, "Have you finished talking? Let's go on the road after talking!"

"Pierce! I want to go back with you! I want to join Hydra!" The girl stepped forward.

"Honey, you should think about it! That's a road of no return!"

"Dongdong, if you were a devil, I would turn into hell for you..."

157L: [==]: Ah, I'm so moved QAAAAAAQ

158L: [Crossbones]: If you were a devil, I would turn into hell for you... so beautiful, so beautiful (crying)

159L: [==]: So, the Winter Soldier and the mutant little sister are a couple?Oh my God, don't they finally get married? !

160L: [==]: Right!They are finally together!I'm so happy!

161L: [[-]% off for singles in Hi Claw Supermarket]: I will give them a [-]% discount in the future! ! !

162L: [Divine Comedy]: ... No wonder they are in the dormitory above me.

163L: [Red Dancing Shoes]: That's great, I should dig them both together when the time comes.

164L: [Night Watermelon]: ...I have nothing to say.

165L: [I'm not unhappy]: (*=v=)

166L: [Would you like some milk]: Finished?Okay, Tucao Jun deducted wages.By the way, seeing you are so free, you should do more laundry.Forget about the washing machine.Turn around and ask the cafeteria to burn some pig brains for you to replenish your brains.

167L: [There is some tide in the ground]: The young people who are young now... I remembered what happened to me and the Red Skull at that time, alas, the long years can't be missed...

168L: [Would you like some milk?]: If you do this again upstairs, I will unplug your power supply!

——[This post has been sealed]——

[Divine Comedy]: Baji's personal psychiatrist, Hey Claw's first straight male Faust

[Hi Claw Tucao Jun]: The gossip little prince Krosov who has a big brain hole and can make up his mind just by looking at the files

[Red Shoes]: Sophia, Miss Red House

[Crossbones]: Everyone's old friend, now quite young Agent Rumlow

【Night Watermelon】: Melon Manager

【Would you like some milk】: Daddy Pierce, the big boss of the small water tank

[There is some tide in the ground]: After becoming a large computer, Dr. Zola is unwilling to be lonely all the time in the water altar

[I'm not unhappy]: The wealth of the world can express with facial expressions, so happy brother

The author has something to say: I finally couldn't control myself and started writing forum articles...