[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes.

Especially the small school of the Relief House, where invisible swords and swords are buried everywhere.

"Do you think Alan likes Linda?" Tessie whispered to Barnes. They occupied the bay window with the best location and looked down at the people in the room. They could see Alan's little movements. Clearly.The stuttering blond boy didn't speak often, but whenever Linda came near, he would call her out and ask some trivial questions.

Barnes didn't look up, just nodded indifferently, and turned to the next page.

If Barnes had some sort of mutant ability to see through, he would have spotted a little light called the "Gossip Light" lit above Tessie's head, flickering wildly.

"Linda," Allen blushed, "are you late today, are you free for dinner?"

Before Linda could open her mouth, Alex started "Yo-Yo-Yo!" "Our little stutter wants a date?"

All eyes were on Allen, his face flushed, and his head was lowered: "I'm not, I, I didn't—"

"Just go to dinner together, Alex." Linda glared at Alex, "Yes, Alan, where to eat?"

Alan didn't expect Linda to agree, so he hurriedly said, "Just, just the Chinese food on East Street, okay? You, do you eat Chinese food?"

It was useless for Barnes to pretend not to notice Tessie's excitement this time.He could clearly feel something like a virtual tail behind Tessie's back flicking violently. He raised his head from the book and saw Tessie's eyes shining brightly looking at the Shura field in front of him.

"You enjoyed watching this?" Barnes asked.

Tessie didn't answer, but just whispered to him: "They're going to Boss Wu's restaurant for dinner, let's go and watch today?"

Barnes didn't say no.

But he wouldn't refuse Tessie either.

Boss Wu wanted to call the police a little bit.

"What would you like to eat..." He asked Tessie and Barnes, who were all furtive and looked very obscenely lying on the table observing a table of guests in the distance. Tessie gave him a warning look: "You speak softly!"

Barnes stared at Alan and Linda dutifully, promising to complete the task assigned by Tessie's boss.

"Just give me more meat, big meat." Tessie quietly ordered, and Boss Wu had no choice but to go back to the back kitchen to figure out how to serve the dishes.

Tessie continued to spy quietly with Barnes.

"..." Alan in the distance lowered his head, staring at the tablecloth cautiously studying the lace pattern, while Linda was bored drinking the barley tea sent by the store.

Relatively silent.

"It feels like..." Tessie said back to Barnes, "they're not going well."

Barnes nodded slightly.

Tessie shrugged, straightened up and poured tea for Barnes: "Since you have the courage to ask someone out, why don't you have anything to say?"

A picture emerged in Barnes' mind. The little man refused the dance partner he was given, and walked towards the exit of the future exhibition very ungratefully...

"Probably because," Barnes said slowly, "he cared more about other things."

Tessie gave him a strange look, not knowing what he was talking about: "Alan is just shy..."

Barnes came back to his senses, realized that his answer was wrong, and took a sip of tea in embarrassment.

...and got burned.

Barnes, who was burned, didn't make a sound, he pursed his lips tightly, and his eyes quickly gathered sparkles, how wronged and wronged he was, Tessie panicked when she saw him like this, and hurriedly stood up. Get up and bend down to get close to his face, reaching out to touch his mouth cautiously: "Is it hot?"

Barnes' face started to heat up, and Tessie realized that she was touching his lips, but she wasn't embarrassed at all, she was a gangster, teasing the little brother every day, or something, so she poked it again with a straight face Cai retracted his hand as if nothing had happened, then straightened up and called Boss Wu: "Boss, do you have any iced drinks?"

Boss Wu tiptoed over like a thief and delivered a glass of iced Coke. Barnes opened his mouth slightly, quickly took the Coke, picked up the straw and sucked it up in small sips, and glanced at Tessie. She had a calm expression on her face, but she was already shaking her legs crazily under the table (good boy, don't learn...).

Barnes: ...Well, it always feels like the table is shaking.

"Be careful," Tessie rested her head on her hands, and watched Barnes sip the Coke with a smile. "The cat's tongue is most afraid of burning."

Barnes didn't answer her, but his expression vividly expressed his doubts: What cat tongue?

"Ah." Tessie felt a little slip of the tongue, turned her face away and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand as if to cover up. In fact, no unknown liquid flowed out, "It's nothing."

Two days ago, she had a very strange dream. She dreamed that she was watching... a cat movie on a small TV-like device. In the video, there was a cat with blue eyes. Black patterns, the corners of the mouth curled up as if the whole world owed it, with a displeased face.This unhappy cat tilted its head and looked out of the screen. The cute and demonic aura tempted her to suck the cat. The bullet screen rolled across the screen, shouting in words that she obviously shouldn't know: ah ah ah Baha so cute!Suck pussy!Suck pussy!Baji, meow, suck vigorously! ! !

In an instant, the screen was full of rolling shouts: "I'm not happy, meow, it's so cute!"Haw! ! !

Tessie, who was overwhelmed by the cat slave barrage, was horrified to find that her hands were uncontrollably placed on the keyboard, and she typed like flying: "The unhappy cat belongs to you, it's me hhhhhhhh"

Then, move the index finger and tap the Enter key lightly, and the barrage is sent.

The moment you hit enter, a bullet screen appeared in the upper right corner of the video, rolling slowly in the most eye-catching golden color: Baji is mine...my...my...my...my...

Tessie: No wait I'm just sucking pussy normally why should I start snatching what?And what is Baji!

This barrage attracted a lot of condemnation, and Tessie watched helplessly as a group of people waved notebooks, Blu-ray discs, and body pillows, rushing towards her with vicious faces: "You actually robbed us! Fuck her to death!"

Tessie turned around and ran: "Wait what the hell is it!!!"

The scary "999999999999" numbers flashed above the heads of the snatchers behind them, and they didn't move at all. These rivals with infinite life roared angrily: "James Buchanan Barnes is the wealth of the world! You can't let it be monopolized!"

Tessie ran wildly: "Crap you! Barnes is obviously raised by me! The others who eat me, wear mine and sleep in me are also mine—"

"Get out of the way, let me come!" At this time, a tall blond man appeared in the crowd. He had a face like a Greek god, eyes as blue as the sea, a serious face, and an aura of justice lingering around him, and then Slowly raised his 40-meter long sword:

"Bucky's my friend, he's going to be with me till the end of my life," Steve Rogers announced, and Tessie, horrified, screamed, "Are you sure he's just your friend and not gay?" ???"

"Judgment on America," Steve yelled, "Win! Deng-Dragon-Sword-"

At the moment when the 40-meter sword fell, Tessie woke up.

Tessie didn't know if it was a nightmare or a sweet dream, but she somehow found that Grumpy Cat looked alike to Barnes, with dark circles, downturned mouth corners, and the aggrieved expression just now...

Tessie was agitated, and when Barnes sucked the Coke to the end and made a "sizzling" sound, she asked quietly: "That... do you have any impression of the name 'Bucky'?"

Barnes put the empty bottle on the table and frowned slightly: "...This seems to be the nickname of 'Barnes'."

"Bucky..." Tessie muttered, then raised her head and looked at Barnes with sparkling eyes, "Hey, then I will call you Bucky from now on, it sounds like some crunchy food The name of the biscuit!"

Barnes was noncommittal, just raised his eyebrows and shrugged slightly.

Boss Wu served them a cured duck, a plate of brown sugar pork knuckle, a pot of pork rib soup, and a plate of sizzling beef tenderloin with black pepper.

"...It's really full of meat." Tessie raised her head to thank Boss Wu, and Barnes' eyes lit up as he looked at the table of meat and vegetables.

Tessie was very satisfied with this meal. Barnes ate only the bones of a cured duck, and she chewed on the crispy bones in the pork rib soup.After they finished eating, Alan and Linda also finished their boring dinner. Linda left first, and Alan looked at the table with his head down, and left dejectedly after a while.

"Let's go too." Tessie wiped her mouth with a napkin, and then stood up with her back propped up: "Emma is so full."

Barnes licked his lips, feeling a little unsatisfied.They said goodbye to Boss Wu, and walked out of the restaurant. When they walked around the corner, they happened to see two people who were entangled not far away, and they happened to know each other.

Alex held Alan by the collar and said jokingly: "Why, came out alone? Aren't you good at talking? Why don't you take the initiative to accompany her back to the apartment? Linlinlinda, I, I, I can Can't I send you back home?"

"Put, put me down, down." Alan blushed and pushed Alex's chest desperately. Alex pushed him hard, and Alan slammed into the brick wall on the side of the street. .

"Bullying people in my neighborhood!" Tessie was already grinding her teeth, Barnes put her hands in her pockets, looked at Tessie with some concern, she patted Barnes' arm, and said, "Wait for me 2 Minutes, I'll come as I go."

"Next time you dare to ask Linda again, see if I don't disfigure your deceitful little face!" Alex looked condescendingly at Alan who was sitting on the ground, covering his head weakly, "I warn you--"

Tessie rushed to where the two of them were standing, and was about to call Alex to stop when a completely unexpected voice sounded:

"Who the hell are you warning?"

Tessie staggered. She held on to the streetlight and stood firm. Like Alex, she watched Alan raise his head and stood up against the wall. He spoke the most fluent and normal sentences without any grammatical errors. "You kind of fucking say that again?"

——Ai, Allen?

Allen has changed.At this moment, standing in front of Alex, the blond boy raised his head and chest, his face was full of madness: "You threatened him, didn't you? You son of a bitch threatened him to disfigure his face? Right? "

"He, he is—" Alex panicked for a moment, apparently he didn't expect that Alan, who used to be timid and stammering, would suddenly be so scary. Alan didn't ask any more questions, but went directly to Alex A punch to the face, fast and hard, knocked Alex to the ground.Tessie stared in shock as Allen pinned Alex to the ground, and it took a few seconds for her to react. She quickly accelerated her time and rushed over to hit Alex on the face at a slow speed. Allen pulled away two meters.

After returning to the normal time flow, Alex stood up staggeringly, was so frightened that he ran wildly without looking back, and fell because of a headache on the way.

"Alan?" Tessie called him vigilantly, standing two meters away from him, "Are you okay?"

"I'm fine, don't worry about it." He smiled coldly, "That little bitch Alan is not necessarily, she is crying."

Tessie was even more confused: "What? You're not Allen?"

The blond boy looked critically at Tessie up and down, and then stretched out a hand: "Oh, I know you, you are new to the relief home, your name is Tessie, right? The one who has always been clingy with your boyfriend , you are also very good at fighting, it is a pleasure to meet you."

"Nice to meet...?" Tessie shook hands with him inexplicably, "So you are—?"

"Roy." The blond boy withdrew his hand and looked back, just in time to see Barnes running over nervously, "Oh, your boyfriend is here, so I'm leaving. By the way, if it weren't for you Always showing off with your boyfriend in front of Allen, that idiot will not be stimulated to ask Linda. But he is also stupid..."

"What's the matter with him?" Barnes pulled Tessie behind him, and Tessie whispered uncertainly, "...split personality?"

Allen's head hurt again, he leaned against the wall and moaned softly, covering his head, then raised his head and looked around in a daze until he found Tessie and Barnes: "Tessie, Tessie?"

The innocent angel returned to this body.Tessie replied cautiously: "Hey. Are you Ellen?"

"I, I am." He panicked, "Just, wasn't Alex here just now? He, where did he go?"

"I drove him away," Tessie said, Barnes staring at him thoughtfully, and Aaron staring blankly at his hands. "Yeah? I don't remember."

"Don't remember?" Tessie asked hastily, confirming her guess.

"I, I often lose, lose time." Allen stood up straight, pulling the hem of his T-shirt, "Forget, forget what just happened."

Tessie was almost sure.She and Barnes looked at each other, and then said to Allen: "Nothing, nice to meet you, goodbye Allen."

"Good-bye." Allen stammered, then turned and walked in the direction of the relief home.

Tessie smiled slowly watching his back, and Barnes looked at her silently, waiting for an explanation.

"Multiple personality disorder," Tessie said, "Ellen has another personality named Roy."

Barnes licked his lips and said softly, "...I don't think so."

The author has something to say: Alan, Linda, Alex, and Bishop Luo are all from "First Fear"...

The picture for Zhang Ailun, the actor is Edward Norton, after reading it, he fell in love with him!And Nuo Su also acted in "Fight Club" and is the first generation of Hulk.

By the way, the daily relationship between Baji and Mr. Gua is basically like this

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