[Comprehensive Yingmei] Pengwen walks readers

Shi Aiguo planted rice seedlings in the field.The sun is hot today, and he is sweating profusely even wearing a straw hat.His family member Dong Dongmei brought him food, and wiped his sweat with a towel with his iron arms: "You said you, you don't know how to take a rest when you are tired."

Shi Aiguo smiled and grabbed Dongmei's hand: "I'm not tired. I'll clean up the things in the field earlier, and accompany you to the maternity checkup earlier."

Dongmei shyly hammered Shi Aiguo's chest with an iron fist. Shi Aiguo was smothered in blood, and held Dongmei's hand palely: "Good boy, don't make trouble."

"Patriotic, I heard the wishbone who slaughtered pigs at the entrance of the village say that a leader of the health bureau is coming to the village to inspect the work, saying that they want to crack down on family planning..."

Shi Aiguo was stunned for a moment, and his expression became serious: "...Why are you still dating Wishbone?"

Dongmei hit Shi Aiguo's chest hard again with her small fist: "I hate it! I can't give you a whole piece of meat! The pork rib soup is still simmering on the stove. If you don't want it, I'll pour it!"

"Don't, don't, don't." Shi Aiguo swallowed back his blood, "Don't panic, I'll go inquire after I finish my work today."

When Dongmei went back, Shi Aiguo was still shouting from behind: "Don't forget to put more radishes in the pork rib soup! It's anti-cancer!"

"This old Shitou must have read health-preserving articles in the circle of friends of his nephew Shi Tiezhu." Dong Dongmei snorted, "How can carrots have health-preserving effects like plums! I put four plums in to stew this time! "

Ah Xing met the Ding family couple when he was playing disco at the entrance of the village.

Ah Xing is the head of the Yinhe Song and Dance Troupe. He usually takes the troupe members to travel all over the world, selling art and strength.His object, Sister Lu, eloped with him, and she didn't want to talk about the past, so she followed Ah Xing to various places to participate in square dance competitions, and her little life was very nourishing.

Today the Galaxy Song and Dance Troupe came to Lanxing Village.Ah Xing's hometown is actually in Lanxing Village, but he never came back after his mother left.Taking the opportunity of participating in the Disco Dance King Contest this time, Ah Xing wants to do more shopping in his hometown.

At the entrance of the village, Ah Xing was a little timid because of his closeness to his hometown, so he hesitated for a long time not to enter the village.The members of the song and dance troupe did not urge him, and played the BGM of "Red Sorghum Model Team" with a large loudspeaker to learn new dances.

Amidst the joyful Yangko, the Ding family hurriedly appeared on the national highway.

"Fellow folks, may I ask if this is Lanxing Village?" Ding Dachui, with a beard, first asked Zhou Shuren, who looked the most kind (?) in the team.Zhou Shuren said: "Emgroot!" Ding Dahui nodded: "Really, it's here? Thank you fellow!"

Ah Xing stopped Yangko walking, and looked at Ding Dachui curiously: "Can you understand Zhou Shuren's words?"

"Someone in our hometown taught this." Ding Dachui smiled, "My fellow townsman, let me ask you something. Has a new leader from the provincial capital arrived in Lanxing Village recently?"

Ah Xing scratched his head: "Sorry, I'm not from Lanxing Village."

Ding Dachui was a little disappointed. Ding Xiaoji, who was standing next to him, kept silent and tugged at the sleeve of his tunic.

"Then, have you ever seen a man like a purple potato with a big chin and a pumpkin face?" Ding Xiaoji spoke in a nice voice, and his Mandarin was very standard.

Unexpectedly, it was Sister Lu who spoke first: "What are you asking him for?"

"He is the new leader of the health department. He came to Lanxing Village to preside over the health and family planning department. He vowed to completely solve the problem of super birth and implement the family planning." Ding Xiaoji looked gloomy. Various villages and towns began to take jobs, and wherever they went, no child was left behind. Our feudal village has no newborns. In order to keep this unborn child, we had to hide in Lanxing Village..."

Ding Dachui stretched out his hand to gently protect his wife's belly: "He happened to be in Lanxing Village this time. It is also said that there were six copies of "Mao Xuan" about the experience of struggle handed down back then. The cover colors were purple, blue, yellow, orange, red and green. Collected All these six hairs. Those selected will be promoted to the central government..."

"This inhumane person is called Thanos, and others call him Mieshuji. It is rumored that there are two copies of "Mao Xuan" in Lanxing Village. We must destroy the book before Mieshuji!"

Sister Lu sighed, "He hasn't changed after all these years..."

Ah Xing frowned: "Ah Lu..."

"Xing, in fact, Thanos...is my father." Sister Lu said with pain on her face, "I don't agree with his ideas, so I eloped with you. I...I can't stand by anymore!"

"green!"

"star!"

Ah, the love is deep, the rain is drizzling, how many buildings are in the misty rain!

Yun greeted the Ding family couple: "It will take a while for them to get bored. Let's dance disco first? Can Yangko dance?"

Ding Dachu protected Ding Xiaoji and sat down, excitedly: "I will put on a waist drum!"

Shi Tiezhu is a well-known entrepreneur in Lanxing Village.He and his wife, Xiaojiali, live a happy life.It's just that Tie Zhu's health is not good, and the couple have never had children because of this.Recently, he has been recuperating. Not long ago, Doctor Qi from the Dongtou Health Center in the village told him that Tie Zhu's condition has improved and he can start preparing for pregnancy.

Tie Zhu was so happy that he called his secretary Xiao Jia all night to set up a pennant for Doctor Qi, and wrote a letter: "Mastery hand and heart, Qi Qi Qi. Do as I wish, and the magic will manifest!" He invited the suona team to send it to the health center.

Tie Zhu asked the suona team to play "The New Year Comes in the First Month", and he went to open the door of the clinic.It turned out that Doctor Strange was not there.Tie Zhu thought it was strange, usually Qiyi was in the clinic all day long, so there was no reason why he wasn't in the clinic.

He hung the pennant on the doorknob and turned back.At the gate of the village government office, I happened to have a face-to-face meeting with Dr. Qi who was full of melancholy.

"Go to work, Doctor Qi?"

After seeing Tie Zhu, Doctor Qi's expression became serious: "Zhu, something happened, hurry up, we need to chat."

Tie Zhu was dragged back to the health center by Qiyi, seeing his pennant being hung on the wall casually, Tie Zhu felt aggrieved: "This is the pennant that our little Jia specially asked Master Tianqi to make for you."

Doctor Qi was stunned: "Ah? You mean Master Tianqi in the barber shop? Does he also make pennants?"

Tie Zhu said, "Why can't he, he even collected scrap metal for Lao Wan."

"I didn't expect Master Tianqi to be so versatile." Qi Qi was amazed for a while, then remembered to talk about business, "A new leader came to the village from the county seat, called Thanos, Mie Secretary, in charge of hygiene."

"What's the matter? It's a good thing. I've wanted to clean up Dami Wang's family for a long time, and collect scrap iron with Lao Wan. It's old and old. It should be dealt with."

"That's Zhenjin..."

After Qi Yi corrected him helplessly, he continued: "The key is not hygiene, but family planning."

"This extermination secretary has long been famous for his extreme measures to implement family planning. The villages where he was appointed before did not have a single newborn during his tenure."

Tie Zhu was surprised: "But isn't the family planning policy only allowing one child? Not even one child?"

"No." Qi Yi looked worried, "He said that one also affects the country's population development."

Tie Zhu's expression became serious: "So what is he going to do?"

"He asked me if there was a green and yellow cover of "Mao Xuan" in Lanxing Village."

Legend has it that in the early days of the founding of the People's Republic of China, Chairman Mao compiled "Mao Xuan" and published it to the world.However, there are another 6 volumes of "Mao Xuan" with different covers, which contain the art of slaying dragons. If you get this book, you can go straight to the top and enter the central government.

"The new secretary wants my book?"

A Huan is the younger brother of Xiao Jia, Tie Zhu's secretary, and he works as a teacher in Blue Star Experimental Primary School.The yellow book is with him.

Shi Aiguo found A Huan first.Tie Zhu decided to stay with Doctor Qi to guard the green book, and he entrusted the arduous task of guarding the yellow book to the patriotic old comrades.

"Yes." Shi Aiguo was worried, "Oh, Dongmei told me that you are not strong, and if Secretary Mie tried to grab him by force, you would not be able to beat him."

"Ms. Jia is amazing!" Chong Zai, a fourth-grade student who was doing homework in the office, suddenly raised his head and said loudly, "Last time I failed the exam, and the teacher just broke the stool!"

Ah Huan gave Zongzai a chestnut: "Fill up your homework quickly, don't interrupt the children when adults talk."

"My family's yellow book is hidden in the backyard. They can't find it even if they try to find it." Ah Huan was not worried, "Besides, Hong'er and I are quite strong, so how could we be afraid of a secretary sitting in the office?"

Intern teacher Hongmei came in to deliver water to Shi Aiguo and A Huan, and smiled: "Uncle Shi."

Patriotic and kind, he responded: "Hong, are you doing well?"

"Very good, very good." Hongmei smiled and hugged Ah Huan, "How are you and Uncle Dongmei doing?"

"Okay, okay. Dongmei will be able to live a good life, and she made me a stewed plum pork rib soup today, and I'll bring you a cup later."

"Oh, no need, Uncle Shi, you are too polite."

"You don't need to be polite to you, Uncle Shi! You and I, Uncle Dongmei, treat you as our own children. You two are doing well!"

Ah Huan suddenly patted Zong Zi on the head again: "Little bastard, don't be distracted and listen to the adults, do your homework!"

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When Secretary Mie came, he was quiet.No one notified, and no one yelled, the law enforcement team appeared at the door of Ah Huan's house with a shovel on their shoulders, painted a big red "demolition" on the wall, rushed into his house and started digging, trying to find the yellow book.

Ah Huan and Hongmei were writing lesson plans affectionately at home.I was still thinking about how to teach my children to solve linear equations in two variables. Suddenly, a bunch of people with shovels rushed in and started digging.

Ah Huan immediately called the police, and Hongmei rushed out with a kitchen knife in her hand, shouting at the captain who took the lead: "Who are you! Who allowed you to come in?! If you don't go out again, believe it or not, I'll hack you to death?"

Ah Huan hesitated for two seconds, and then called his father-in-law.

Lao Wan is not collecting scrap iron at the recycling station at the moment.The partner Wang Dami is not here today, saying that he is going to receive the new secretary.Lao Wan thought that since the store is not open today, he should go to the professor to play chess.

Both the professor and Lao Wan were sent down educated youths back then.They eat and live together in Lanxing Village, and love each other like brothers.Later, when the two of them were operating a tractor, Lao Wan made a mistake, which paralyzed the lower half of the professor and was sent back to the city.

Lao Wan stayed in Lanxing Village and gave birth to twins.After Hongmei and Ah Yin went to middle school, the professor suddenly came back and became the principal of Lanxing Experimental Middle School.

Of course, Lao Wan was ecstatic, and went to the middle school to pick up his children from school every day after collecting the scrap iron, and played chess with the professor by the way.

The most confused should be the twins.Hongmei and Ah Yin were originally the school bullies, and they joined forces to fight every day.After the principal suddenly became a father and a good friend, every time something happened to them, the teacher would go to the parents, and Lao Wan would be very happy.Beat the child up first, and then go to the principal's office to play chess.

Later, it developed to the point where the twins would be invited to parents to eat snacks in the classroom.Hongmei and Ayin, who were clenching their tails, changed their ways, and the professor found a new way to invite parents——"Old Wan, Xiaohong's exam is very good! No. 20 and [-] in the class! Come on, accept." Praise!" Lao Wan threw away the scrap iron and came on his motorcycle.

So Hongmei and Ah Yin cried bitterly when they finally graduated.Lao Wan wasn't too sad, anyway, he had thick skin, and he came to the school to play chess with the professor without any excuse.

Today, Lao Wan received a call from his son-in-law, Ah Huan, when he was playing the third set with the professor.

"What are you doing?" He pressed the answer button of the little Nokia, with a stinky face, "Say something quickly!"

The professor pondered slowly whether he should take Lao Wan's cannon or not.

"What!? It's all bullying me?" Lao Wan suddenly growled, and hung up the phone angrily, "Cha, I'll go to the house of that boy A Huan. The law enforcement team is going to demolish his house. You want to beat us, Honger!"

The professor frowned: "How many people are there?"

"About twenty." Lao Wan put on his leather jacket and picked up the motorcycle keys, "Do you have any steel pipes here?"

"I'll go with you." The professor said decisively.

When Lao Wan and the professor arrived, the scene was quite chaotic.The law enforcement team is being assaulted by various forces. First, there are the Condor Heroes, the Huanhong couple who dance vigorously with a set of kitchen knives; Wang Dami and his younger brother Dirty Braided Wang Ermi were also there. They said that the law enforcement team had stolen the cooperative's shovel.I took a closer look at a few outsiders, and everyone from the Yinhe Song and Dance Troupe was also inside, and they even brought the national protected animal raccoon to fight together. The raccoon scratched the law enforcement team when it caught it.When Shi Aiguo saw a raccoon scratching someone, he would kindly remind him: "Don't forget to go to the village health center to see Doctor Qi for rabies vaccination!"

So after a while, half of them went to the health center for injections.

In the end, Ah Xing simply hugged the raccoon and scratched his face, until everyone cried and went to find Doctor Strange.At this time, Lao Wan and the professor also arrived, and the professor brought a group of his students, all wearing leather jackets and holding baseball bats, looking extremely social.

Shi Aiguo explained to everyone the reason why Secretary Mie sent a law enforcement team to demolish it. Everyone sighed and promised to protect the yellow paper of A Huan's family.

Ah Huan dug out the yellow paper from the backyard of his home, and solemnly handed it to Wang Dami.Wang Dami promised that he would hide the yellow book in a suitable place and mobilize all the tractors of the production team for protection.

Doctor Qi still met Secretary Mie at the clinic.

"Comrade, are you busy?" Secretary Mie smiled outside the door with his shiny pumpkin face.

Doctor Strange said with a cold face, "All your law enforcement team members are vaccinated against rabies at my place. Do you think I'm busy?"

Hearing Secretary Mie coming, all the team members rushed forward: "Secretary, will you reimburse our medical expenses..."

Secretary Mie refused Sanlian: No, no, leave.

"Comrade Qi, I heard that you have a copy of Selected Works of Mao in a green cover?" Secretary Mie asked softly.

Qi Qi pinpointed the blood vessel and stabbed it hard for a member of the law enforcement team: "No."

"Comrade Qi, answer after thinking about it." Secretary Mie smiled, "Your clinic is very informal. Do you have a license to practice medicine? I think your place needs to be closed for rectification."

Qi Qi pushed the syringe to the end, threw it into the recycling bin, took off the gloves and began to take off the white coat: "Okay, how long have I been on consecutive shifts, and I just have a rest."

The team members at the back wailed: "Don't go, Doctor Qi! Don't go! We haven't had the injection yet!"

Qi Wei put oil on the soles of his feet: "Thank you!"

Secretary Mie wanted to trouble Ah Huan, but the next day, the Provincial Disciplinary Inspection Committee issued an official document to investigate Secretary Mie, saying that he had "improper behavior" and "laws and unfairness."

It turned out that Sister Lu and Ding Xiaoji wrote a wei.blog disclosing what Secretary Mie did. They spent 2000 to find a big V to help forward it, and someone bought a headline.There was an uproar for a while, and 1 retweets in one afternoon, which soon alarmed the Disciplinary Inspection Commission.

Secretary Mie went back to the provincial capital to accept the investigation in desperation, and everyone rejoiced.Dongmei stewed a big pot of plum soup, and the Yinhe song and dance team performed for everyone for free.Everyone sang and danced for joy.The Ding family also decided to settle down in Lanxing Village and give birth to their child.

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Wait, we seem to have forgotten something.

Member of the law enforcement team: Our rabies vaccine has not been reimbursed yet! ! !

The author has something to say: It's over!The students of the third year of high school will be liberated now!Let's wave together!

It was a painful book to write, and I was relieved when it was over.I think I'm still not capable enough... In the future, I still have to abide by the agreement and update it every day

A new article has been opened, called [Comprehensive British and American] Heroic Spirits of Hogwarts, it is about the story of Harry accidentally becoming the Master and summoning the Heroic Spirits to beat Voldemort.Heroic spirits include but are not limited to Shi Aiguo, Rocket, Iron Man Dad, Jianjian... This is the first time I write BL, and CP is snarry.Everyone go to stamp and collect!The collection is growing fast, I have motivation, and I will be more hehehehe

Goodbye everyone!Thank you for walking with me through this period!

Ah, let’s promote my readership again, take a sip and dip it in sand tea sauce, the group number is [-]

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