Tomie Tsuji

Fu Jiang felt that he was really a miserable woman.

In this era of human beings, the souls of all heroes will be led to the seat of heroes, and the existence of non-heroes will be led to hell or heaven, but she is the only exception.

It's not because there are still fragments of the soul of darkness in his body, but because of other... very subtle reasons.

Her soul is stored in that head, with the head as the carrier, and the connection between the two is inseparable.After Immortal Slash separated her original hero soul and dark soul, it also cut off the vitality of her head, and her soul was also sealed in and temporarily unable to leave.

That is to say...

"Hahahahaha, so now you actually only have the head as a real existence, and the body is the result of the materialization of the soul?" Unscrupulous laughter rang in my ears: "It's so shameful."

Fu Jiang glared at him fiercely, puffed up his mouth and wanted to step forward and beat up this dog man, but the other party was eager to die, in case he lost control and beat him to death, it would be cheaper for him ——After all, the power of a heroic spirit who has completely lifted the restrictions is incomparable to that of ordinary humans, which is one of the reasons why she wants to avoid doing things as much as possible and choose to deal with things peacefully.

It's really a loss and I can't tell.

It was obviously because of this that Osamu Dazai was able to laugh at her so casually—forget it, it didn't seem to be the reason, this person just wanted to be beaten.

Fu Jiang felt miserable again, how could he meet this guy——

Things go back a while.

As a lonely, helpless little poor (?), Fu Jiang, even as a heroic spirit, has no way to avoid the need to eat - all because of her head.

In fact, in the absence of a stomach, eating is not so urgent at first, but Fu Jiang needs to keep his body materialized instead of being in a spiritual state all the time, which means that magic power needs to be consumed—at this time The magic power referred to is not the previous magic-related power, but just an ability system. If there is spiritual power or demon power, it can also be consumed.

But she is no longer a real human being, and it is impossible for a magic circuit to generate magic power with just one head.

This also means that if she does not want to be a floating human head in the eyes of others, she must absorb the poor energy from food to maintain her physicality.But she has no money to buy food...

Therefore, in this special case, it is very correct and reasonable to use black-hearted money (crossed out) to rob the rich and help the poor!

After Fu Jiang inquired about the secret trading place of some black-hearted organization, she sneaked in secretly. Just when she was almost able to take the box containing the money away without anyone noticing, she was noticed.

Those people were not decent people at all. When they saw her, an unrelated person, they immediately shot her in the heart, but her body didn't exist at all, so she didn't suffer any harm. Instead, she As soon as she wanted to run in a hurry, she subconsciously dematerialized—although she was a bit silly, but don't laugh at her, her force value is actually enough to deal with these guys.

(...hahahahahaha.)

...and then everyone saw the head floating in the air.

Now everyone knows what her weakness is, and she was speechless for a while, but Fu Jiang didn't notice it herself. She often forgot that her spiritual body transformation was not complete, and she was relieved when she thought she ran to a safe place , opened the box, counted the money, and was immersed in the imaginary future happiness, but suddenly a person squatted down in front of him.

"Stealing things is not something a good boy should do~" The dark brown-haired man in front of him looked at her with a smile, but in her eyes he was no different from a devil.I don't know what method he used to get rid of other gangsters, but he was the only one who chased here.

Fu Jiang looked at him in horror. Even though she felt guilty and guilty when she was caught stealing, considering her combat effectiveness, she still said firmly: "No."

Then the dog man pressed her head and buried her in the sink that appeared next to him who didn't know when.

"Gulululu—ah!" She didn't feel too sad. She just choked and breathed fresh air again. Obviously he kept his hand—but it was precisely because Fu Jiang didn't feel the other party's malice that he did it. Instead of fighting back, try to act like a normal person.

...Although this is already very unusual.

Her tone was still very firm: "I made a mistake, and I will pay it back to you."

This is a strategic retreat, nothing to be ashamed of!One more thing is worse than one less thing.She comforted herself thinking.

The man with ocher eyes smiled, and said, "This is all fake money. It's useless if you take it. If you're short of money, I can burn Ming coins for you." His tone was very calm, as if he didn't notice it. There is something wrong with what I said.

Tomie:?

Tomie:? ? ?

"What are you talking about? I'm not dead yet!" She said with a shocked face, her tone gradually weakened in the second half of the sentence, and she seemed a little guilty.

For her, becoming a Heroic Spirit is already a resurrection from the dead, and it is better than throwing yourself into the flames and being burned to nothing. It is retirement pension.

He nodded perfunctorily: "Okay."

Fu Jiang saw that he was obviously dealing with her. He wanted to argue at first, but later felt that since he was caught, there was no punishment, so he might as well take this opportunity and run away—she left the box where she was, and walked cautiously step by step. He moved back, but pretended to greet him naturally: "Then I'll go first."

In the end, Osamu Dazai didn't intend to let Tomie go. He said in a long and slow voice, "Hey——you're so cruel, Miss Tomie."

Fu Jiang froze. She was now more shocked than before. She looked at Osamu Dazai in a trance, and even wondered if the other party's ability was 'real name recognition'.

Did she really not say her name just now?

Before Tomie could react, Osamu Dazai continued: "Obviously I found your head."

Tomie: ...?

Why does he always say some confusing things.

She restrained herself from associating with some overly realistic aspects, thinking that Osamu Dazai meant that when she was stupid just now, she turned into a reincarnation, and only Dazai chased her out to find her—although the logic of such an explanation is still a bit far-fetched.

Fu Jiang lied expressionlessly: "Ah, do you think I can hide my body and only show the ability of my head? I'm not really dead. No wonder you just said that burning coins...that's my supernatural power" stand alone." "

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment. Although he was trained, he still couldn't help turning his head and started laughing. Tomie saw him laughing foolishly, and he didn't dare to leave, lest he be caught up again later.So a very embarrassing situation was formed, until Osamu Dazai came to his senses, with tears in his eyes from laughing too much, and explained: "I was the one who carved words on your tombstone and got your head back—— That's what I mean."

He didn't say it to ask for credit, but he simply felt that it was very strange-well, on the other hand, he wanted to see Fu Jiang's reaction, which would definitely bring a lot of fun.

Originally, he was just doing these things with the mentality of fulfilling the things his old friends promised others. As a result, a head who had been "sleeping" for so many years came back to life, and became such an interesting person.

Sure enough, after hearing what Osamu Dazai said, Tomie wanted to find a hole to get in—but of course she would not show her embarrassment. Extremely fierce, as if trying to hide his embarrassment, "You were the one who buried me? I almost couldn't breathe!"

...Actually, she also wanted to say thank you.

Let her be awakened again, let her come to this world again, let her have new opportunities... Thank you.

Fu Jiang realized that his attitude was inappropriate, brewed up his emotions, and was just about to say thank you shyly, when he heard——

"You're welcome, Ms. One Hand. " Dazai Osamu seemed to understand her inner thoughts, and said with a mean smile—maybe this adjective has subjective feelings, but it's not a big problem.

Still, being teased by a dog man is unbearable! ! !

Tomie's face was dark, and his eyes suddenly became extremely cold, like a poisonous snake waiting for an opportunity, as if she would do something unimaginable as long as Osamu Dazai didn't give her a satisfactory answer.

At first glance, it is still very bluffing.

She stood up, looked down at him who was half squatting, and asked in a cold voice: "Hey, I'll give you a chance."

Her current behavior is a little different from the cowardly appearance just now, but Osamu Dazai still didn't show much fear, but was full of interest.

"Please speak." He said cooperatively.

"... Can you convert the Ming coins you just said you would burn to me into Japanese yen?" When she said these words, the compulsion that had just been established completely collapsed—but she was real. Very not easy!She is so poor!There is no money to eat!It would be nice to have some money to buy half-price bento!Now the little energy that was so hard to replenish has been exhausted, and she doesn't know if she can still maintain her materialized human body to buy food for herself.

Osamu Dazai was stunned for a moment, narrowed his eyes and smiled and said, "Give me a part-time job, including food and housing." He looked very much like the boss of some black-hearted workshop.

Heh, who knows what kind of job he is talking about?What if it is 007?Moreover, Fu Jiang has no official status, and there is no way to sign a formal and legally effective labor contract-if it weren't for this, she wouldn't be in such a miserable situation.At this time, I miss the time when I was eroded by the soul of darkness. Although it is a bit miserable, there are many rich people around me.

Moreover, the salary he gave was only food and housing, so the salary was too low, right?He also didn't say what conditions he was eating. What if he was given a bowl of porridge and two pickles for every meal?

Fu Jiang bargained coldly: "It's not illegal, and snacks are included, and the minimum must be the grade of Mi Mi Mi Shrimp Crackers."

"Deal." Osamu Dazai smiled.

That's the way things are.

The homeless Fu Jiang was picked up by this guy—to some extent, a savior.

After Tomie was brought to the Armed Detective Agency by Osamu Dazai, almost everyone looked at her with 'Ah, another victim who was confused by Dazai' and 'so pitiful' eyes, she wished to shake her hands vigorously and said, 'I am not, I am not Don't talk nonsense', but everyone didn't really express their thoughts, they just looked at her with that subtle look.

No, believe me, I have nothing special to do with him!She argued inwardly.

On the face, he still smiled and explained: "Anyway, because my body is quite special...and Mr. Dazai is my savior, so I came here..." To repay the favor and eat and drink for nothing.

"Being a free laborer." Osamu Dazai continued naturally: "Don't say that I fished in the future, she is willing to share... take on my work."

Fu Jiang still kept smiling, but veins appeared on his forehead.

"Mr. Dazai..." Atsushi Nakajima called him helplessly, but he couldn't stop Osamu Dazai's bad taste.

"Special body means...?" The upright and good man Kunikida asked with concern. After all, Tomie is about to become their colleague's stand-in (?), if there is something that needs to be paid attention to in terms of physique, such as allergies, phobias And so on, they also need to know and avoid.

"I..." Fu Jiang frowned slightly, thinking about how to explain it in a reasonable way-she still wanted to try not to reveal her real situation, although she didn't know how much her soul would be affected after being attacked on the head, she usually You can also protect yourself, but being able to avoid disputes is the most low-key choice.

"It's especially edible." Osamu Dazai continued, "I invited her to be Kunikida-kun's assistant, and the condition is that she will be provided with food, lodging and snacks. Don't forget Kunikida-kun."

Although Kunikida has long been used to Osamu Dazai's not (bu) relying (yao) spectrum (lian), he was still very shocked after hearing this sentence, and complained: "My assistant?! I'm also in charge of food and food Pack snacks? Didn’t you call to help you be lazy?!”

Dazai Zhizhi replied confidently: "No, this is the assistant I am looking for for Kunikida-kun, but Tomie is willing to help me by the way..."

Fu Jiang also interrupted without hesitation: "Thank you for the invitation, I don't want to."

Osamu Dazai looked at her resentfully, Tomie decided to ignore her.

He could only mutter and say: "So cold, so cruel, just turn around and leave after playing with my feelings..."

Tomie: ...?

However, everyone seemed to be used to Dazai's unreliable appearance, and she immediately changed her opinion of Dazai.

...It is also a talent to be able to get along with colleagues like this.

Osamu Dazai seemed to have thought of something suddenly, and suggested excitedly: "Ah, speaking of which, Ms. Yosano might be able to solve your problem?"

When talking about serious things, Fu Jiang can still abandon her prejudice against him. After all, she doesn't know much about these abilities. She asked curiously: "Really? What is the ability with Ms. Xie Ye?"

"Please don't die." Yosano Akiko also walked in front of her after being mentioned, and after looking at Tomie, she showed friendship-this friendship is undoubtedly because she just let Osamu Dazai be deflated, " As long as you have one breath left in the dying state, I can heal you to the point where you are unharmed."

...Although it is said that she will tell her about her ability only by showing her friendliness, but this harsh condition feels a bit scary no matter how you think about it.

If it is necessary to be in a dying state with only one breath left, wouldn't it be necessary to destroy her only head?And this unscathed doesn't necessarily complement her body, maybe it just restores her head to what it is now.

Of course Fu Jiang would not be angry with the beautiful young lady, she just looked at Dazai faintly and said, "I only have such a head, you still want to smash it into pieces????"

Osamu Dazai said with an innocent face: "Hmm...can you try?"

"Why don't you die." She said calmly, "I think you can try this kind of treatment with Ms. Xie Ye first - don't worry, I will help you tie Miss Xie Ye and make you feel at ease dead."

Osamu Dazai frowned, obviously thinking of some not so good memories, he rubbed his arms artificially, and said, "That's not acceptable, my motto is "suicide that is clear and full of vigor". Not only is the method very painful, but the blood will splatter everywhere..."

"But if you want to die for love, I can reluctantly accept it." Osamu Dazai added.

"I don't want to, please find a place where there are no people, and die in a way that doesn't burden others." Yosano Akiko said speechlessly.The two of them discussed without asking her opinion? ?

Fu Jiang sighed and stopped talking nonsense with him. Remembering that he hadn't introduced himself yet, he scratched his hair in embarrassment and said, "Anyway, it's nice to meet you...my name is Fu Jiang."

She changed the subject abruptly.

"The supernatural ability is "one limb alone"—" Dazai quickly added.

Fu Jiang endured it, she couldn't hold it back, and she didn't care about her image in front of this group of people who were likely to spend a period of time together. She picked up the stool next to him and ran after him, screaming: "Dog man, I will kill you!"

……

Anyway, this world is not very scientific, there are all kinds of strange abilities, and there are clay bodies, prosthetic skeletons, etc. Even if there is only one head, no one will look at her with fanatical eyes, and the partners can also Accept yourself as a new companion who is a little special.

She is not the only one who is weird, there is a headless horseman in Ikebukuro next door, and it is normal for her to be a headless knight (?).

Anyway, sooner or later he will get a suitable body, or completely get rid of the shackles of this cumbersome head and go to the Seat of Heroes.

At least for now, she is not a human body, but she feels the joy of being human.

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