Friends of Ye Tan's evil appearance

On the next day, on a cloudy day, Xingman parked the car by the windy river, opened the window, and started smoking.

Xingman: "Hey, I'm too impulsive, there's no need to be like this."

Xingman recalled everything he had done, Xingman suddenly figured it out, Xingman: "This is just sex, do I really like her?"

On this day, Xingman stopped by the river for a day, feeling depressed.

That night, at the counter of the restaurant, it was pitch black, and the boss had already closed the door to thank customers.

The lid of the poker box on the counter was slowly pushed open, and then the king and the king slowly slid out.

Then, the two cards took human form.

Heisha: "This is not what you and I think. The pile of cards must be delivered to someone's hand."

Baisha: "Let's go tonight!"

Heisha held the pile of cards, and then the black and white pair turned into a wisp of black and white smoke and escaped from the restaurant through the gap in the rolling gate.

Blending into the night, the black and white smoke passed through several streets, entered the house, passed through the gap in the door, and rushed towards the sleeping Pole Valley.

Jigu's ears were filled with smoke, and Jigu suddenly opened his eyes.

Jigu thought: "The two ears seem to be blocked. It is necessary to dig earwax."

Jigu turned on the light and looked at the sleeping GS20 beside him.

GS20: "Why?"

Jigu: "Pig my ears, my two ears feel some noise."

GS20: "Hmm."

Ji Gu stood up, and when he walked to the dressing table, he found a deck of playing cards on the table.

Jigu opened the playing cards.A card of hearts was randomly drawn.

When he saw it, it was the 5 of hearts. Jigu slipped his hand, and the 5 of hearts fell to the ground. Immediately, Jigu put his hands on the table and looked at himself, sticking out his tongue.

At this time, Jigu felt like a dog, and Jigu suddenly wanted to eat shit.

Jigu: "Ah! I really want to eat it!"

Ji Gu knelt down on the chair and looked at himself in the mirror.

Jigu began to use force, Jigu: "Uh! Come out!"

puff!Ji Gu farted, and his pants got wet.

Jigu took out a piece of toilet paper, held the toilet paper into his pants, and wiped it repeatedly.

Then a piece of khaki paper was pulled out.

Ji Gu looked at himself in the mirror and smiled.

Then the toilet paper was put in the mouth, chewed repeatedly, and then swallowed.

Pole Valley feels great.Jigu: "Ah! The mouth is fragrant."

Some khaki black spots appeared on the mirror.

Ji Gu shook his hips heartily, as if wagging his tail.

Jigu: "I really want to eat some more!"

Ji Gu took another deep breath and began to hold his breath...

In the afternoon, Xingman drove away from the riverside and stopped downstairs at Jigu's house.

Xingman knocked on Jigu's door, Jigu was playing with his mobile phone on the bed, but he forgot to brush his teeth! ! !

Jigu was a little anxious, got up quickly, ran to the bathroom, squeezed a big lump of toothpaste into his mouth, brushed vigorously, and then rinsed with water.

After washing, Ji Gu pretended to be calm and opened the door.

Outside the door, Xingman was a little angry, Xingman: "How long have I been knocking on the door?"

Ji Gu: "I just fell asleep very soundly."

Looking at Jigu's expression, Xingman knew that he hadn't slept at all. After sleeping, his eyes were wide open, so energetic?

Xingman: "I'm so tired, my heart hurts, let me in."

Jigu: "Yeah."

The door was closed, and as soon as Xingman entered, he saw the 5 of hearts beside the table.

Xingman: "I lost the card and don't know how to pick it up?"

Xingman bent down to pick it up, and then put the cards into the pile.

Then, nothing happened, and it seemed that it would only be effective if it passed the hand first and then dropped the ground.

Xingman: "Do you know what happened to me a few days ago?"

Jigu: "What's the matter?"

Jigu thought: "I can't let him know about my hobby!"

Xingman: "On impulse, I tied Yueyu to the chair, and then fought with Xintai."

Jigu: "I don't know. Let's just sit outside, the GS20 on the bed needs to rest."

Xingman: "Well, playing a game of cards in the living room is boring."

Jigu: "Okay."

The two sat down on the sofa in the living room, Jigu took out the cards, and he didn't know when he bought them.

Xingman: "Just play with the size, will you?"

Jigu: "Yes. Good."

After the cards were shuffled, Xingman drew a 9 of spades, and Jigu drew a K of hearts.

Xingman: "Playing with money?"

Ji Gu: "Not playing."

Xingman: "Whoever loses will do something for that person."

Jigu: "Okay."

Xingman showed his card, which was 9.When Ji Gu showed up, Xing Man smiled because he knew he would lose.

Xingman: "What do you want me to do for you?"

Jigu: "Go to bed and help GS20 warm the quilt."

Looking at Jigu suspiciously, Xingman said, "That's your wife! What are you talking about?"

Jigu: "She's a robot, so what if you help her warm the quilt?"

Xingman: "Then I'll go."

Jigu: "Remember to close the door, I'll go out and play for a while."

Xingman's eyes are suddenly powerful, and his desire is overflowing.

Xingman was so happy that he knocked the 8 of spades on the table and dropped it.

Suddenly, Xingman's whole body itched.Xingman began to shake his shoulders, scratching everywhere with his hands.

Jigu: "What's wrong?"

Jigu picked up the cards and put them into the pile, nothing happened.

Xingman: "Can I take a bath at your house?"

Jigu laughed loudly, Jigu: "For a robot, you are still quite prepared."

Xingman: "No, my whole body is itchy, it's killing me."

Xingman stood up suddenly, impatiently took off his clothes and pants, and ran to the bathroom.

Xingman closed the door and yelled inside: "If you don't let me wash it, I want to wash it too!! Ahh! It's tickling me to death!!"

Then, the sound of water sounded...