Duanfang Yazheng Wei Wuxian, playing fish and birds Lan Wangji
Chapter 4 Drunk Chapter 4
After the morning reading, there is fencing.Like other students, Lan Jingyi was fighting with others in the sword practice field.
"Scary! Look at the sword—" Upward swing and downward chop, both of which were narrowly dodged, missed two hits, and almost got a spinning sweep. "Oh, SiZhui, just let me hit it, it's a blunt sword, you won't die if you hit it."
In the words, a few more tricks were disassembled.
"Forget it, you still have the intention to speak, you haven't tried your best at all—" the voice turned into a low cry before it finished speaking.Taking advantage of his distraction, Lan Jingyi stabbed him with a sword.Unable to block, Si Zhui immediately retreated to dodge.
"You sneak attack!"
"I was just practicing." Jing Yi said proudly, taking advantage of the gap she had grabbed, she made a trick to let the blunt sword hang in the air, and flew up with a little tiptoe. "Look at my newly-invented 'Luoyan style'!" The sleeves of the clothes are flying, which is really a bit of the elegance of flat sand and falling geese.
Si Zhui concentrates and prepares to accept the move.Lan Jingyi turned around in mid-air, but at the moment when the sword was supposed to fall, there was a noticeable delay.The opportunity was fleeting, Si Zhui did not hesitate to grab a position and go up the attack, and the offense and defense changed in a flash.
"It's flashy. You're not in the style of falling geese, it's clearly a reed chicken that was beaten down." Si Zhui couldn't help joking as he watched Jing Yi get up from the ground in a state of embarrassment.
Unexpectedly, Jing Yi didn't reply, and didn't bother to pick up the sword. He just took two steps towards a certain place, staring at it motionless.
It's just that he lost a move, so it's impossible to be scared like this.Lan Sizhui was puzzled, and also looked in that direction, but he saw a mountain forest with luxuriant foliage, which looked normal.He was about to ask, when he saw a tree shake suspiciously twice, a white figure jumped out quickly, and then disappeared in the canopy of another tree.
"Did you see clearly?" Lan Jingyi asked dully.
"I see clearly." Lan Sizhui replied dully.
Lan Qiren searched all over for "Hanguang-jun" but he couldn't find it, but he told them to find it.Before they could think of a countermeasure, a rustling sound quickly approached, and a white shadow fell, right in front of the two of them.
"Hanguang-jun" stood up staggeringly, holding some bird eggs and fruit in one hand, and a small dark wine jar in the other. And fallen leaves stained the clothes.
"Jingyi? Sizhui?" He chuckled, and greeted each of them, but completely reversed them, "I don't know where Yunshen is, no, pheasant, but there are bird eggs."
Turn around for a while.
"'Wangji'!" A shout came from outside the sword training arena, the person who came was none other than Lan Qiren.
"Hanguang-jun" looked back, covered his chest as if frightened, and stuffed all the eggs and fruits in his bosom to Lan Jingyi: "Send it to you!" He bent down and quickly picked up a sword from the ground.
"do not move!"
"Hanguang-jun" covered his ears, raised his sword unsteadily.The blunt sword that can be used for practice is not suitable for flying, and it trembles violently when it rises to the height of the roof ridge.He looked down suspiciously, and then showed an expression of sudden realization. He raised his breath, jumped up, and before the blunt sword fell to the ground, it landed lightly on the nearest roof.
"Come down!"
"I won't go down." As if angry, "Hanguang-jun" sat down on the ridge of the roof, held the small wine jar and took another sip, "I want to go down, but you must, punish me, step on horseback."
"Hanguang-jun" didn't listen to Lan Qiren's words, and took off with a blunt sword, which had already stunned everyone. As soon as this remark came out, the entire sword practice field raised their faces and stared at him, dumbfounded, and completely forgot. what you are doing.
"Come down, I promise I won't punish you for striding." Lan Qiren was so angry that his face turned green, and he only wanted to get this disgraceful guy away as soon as possible.But at this time, "Lan Wangji" relied on his superior position and started to bargain with him.
"If you don't punish the horse step...what about the stance?"
"No penalty."
"Where's the sandbag?"
"Nor fine!"
"really?"
"Seriously." Lan Qiren gritted his teeth.
"Hanguang-jun" frowned, thought about it seriously, then shook his head firmly, and said word by word: "I, no, believe it."
Exhausted of patience, Lan Qiren turned his head and said angrily: "Shoot him down!"
After a long pause, someone remembered to obey the order.Who is Hanguang-jun?Lan Qiren's favorite student was known as the "Lan's Twin Bibis" when he was young. When he grows up, even if he looks at a hundred schools of immortality, there are few who can surpass him.But now, in front of so many people, "Hanguang-jun" spoke out against Lan Qiren, and Lan Qiren threatened to beat him up!Is this the sun coming out from the west?Or is it raining red?
The younger generation didn't dare to act rashly, a few senior disciples who had already been in charge of giving the sword stood up bitterly, said "offended", bit the bullet, and jumped onto the eaves.
Seeing someone attacking, "Hanguang-jun" got up immediately, and he was so agile that he didn't look like a drunk person at all. "Ahhh, there are more people bullying and less people are bullied," he yelled, dodging left and right to get out of the encirclement, still protecting the jar of wine very preciously in his hand, "but you, there are so many people, you can't catch them." Stay with me, hee hee."
Everything is exactly as he said.Whenever it seems that he is about to catch him, "Hanguang-jun" can always find a tricky gap and fly from one roof to another, as nimble as a white bird.More and more people joined the siege, the tiles crackled and shattered, but they were all played around, no one could get close to him.
"I can't catch it, hehe, I said it earlier, but I still don't believe it." "Hanguang-jun" flew over the wall with a jar of wine, and stopped to take a sip from time to time. "It's fun, it's fun, Gusu is getting more and more fun, haha..."
Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi stared dumbfounded at this frantic rooftop chase.
"Crazy, this world is crazy." Lan Jingyi finally blurted out the words that had been held back all morning.
This time, Lan Sizhui also felt the same way.
Fortunately, the scuffle didn't last too long, and the savior arrived soon.Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji were originally looking for Wei Wuxian elsewhere, but when they heard that someone was reporting, they immediately rushed over.
Even though he had made enough mental preparations, when he saw this "Lan Wangji" jumping up and down on the roof, Lan Xichen, who was as calm as he was, felt like covering his eyes.He looked sideways, and Lan Wangji watched "myself" frolicking on the eaves without changing his expression, his mood was stable, and he was gratified.
"Zewu-jun! Senior Wei!" Someone finally found them.
The people who had been watching the battle in a daze for a long time woke up one after another, and surrounded the two with chirping chatter.
"Jun Zewu is finally here!"
"Hanguang-jun, what's wrong?"
"What should I do, Patriarch!"
Half of the people who stayed on the ground gathered around them, panicked, worried, shocked, and even excited... various expressions were included.
The commotion of the crowd also caught the attention of the man in the house. "Hanguang-jun" heard the sound and looked down, although his eyes were a bit blurred, he clearly recognized the two people, and his brows were beaming with joy.
"Huh? Venerable Lianfang?" He smiled and nodded to Lan Xichen, collected himself, and happily waved to the other person beside him: "Lan Zhan, you're here too."
Everyone was speechless.Even the disciples of the Lan family who were about to rush up to catch him staggered and almost fell.
"Hanguang-jun" is so drunk that he doesn't even remember who he is...
"Wei Wuxian" accepted it calmly, took two steps forward, and replied, "Here we are."
Who knows, this sentence has a miraculous effect.
"Hanguang-jun" threw away the wine jar that he had been hugging all this time, and walked leisurely in the direction of "Wei Wuxian", letting the round jar roll down the tiles with a "crash" He fell to the ground and didn't look back.As if drunk at last, he took two steps forward, stopped for a moment, then continued walking, and when he finally reached the edge, he looked at the man below with a smirk, tilted his body, and fell straight down.
"Be careful—" several people exclaimed at the same time.
The few people who were nearby stepped forward to rescue him, but no one acted as quickly as "Wei Wuxian".
It was too late to say it, but he kicked hard on the wall, leaped into the air, and caught "Lan Wangji" in the air.But the strength of the upward rush was no greater than the strength of a living person's falling. The figures of the two stayed in midair for a moment, and then fell together.
"Wei Wuxian" hugged "Hanguang-Jun" tightly, adjusted his body shape, and spun and fell. When he landed, he had to step back a dozen steps to lose his momentum.Even so, the first stone slab he stepped on was still cracked.
"so close!"
"So exciting!"
"Patriarch Yiling is very skillful!"
Jing Yi and Si Zhui were still in shock, but the other teenagers were already cheering.
Lan Qiren looked unhappy. "Today's matter ends here. It is forbidden to discuss privately, let alone mention it to outsiders. Xichen, you--" He paused, and glanced at "Lan Wang" who was lying motionless in "Wei Wuxian"'s arms. Machine", like a stick in his throat, "—'Wang Ji' was sent back to the quiet room, making him close the door to think about his mistakes, and he was not allowed to come out for nearly a month." He almost squeezed the words out through his teeth.
Lan Xichen responded, and his hanging heart finally fell.He leaned over, ready to check if Wei Wuxian had any other abnormalities, but found that this person was leaning against Lan Wangji's arms, and he had fallen asleep.
Lan Xichen: "..."
Anyway, a farce finally came to an end.Lan Wangji went to settle Wei Wuxian, who was drunk and unconscious, without mentioning it.Lan Xichen went back to the cold room and took up a pen to revise the book.
The people in the sword practice field gradually dispersed, leaving only Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi standing there, as if they had taken root in place.
"Sizhui, what should we do with these things?" Jing Yi mumbled.He also held a pile of wild fruits and bird eggs in his arms.
Lan Sizhui also had a little headache.There are too many incredible things today, and my brain is really indigestion. "First, let's send it to the quiet room first, maybe Hanguang-jun wakes up, so I want more."
----------
Three days later, Sect Master Jiang, who was training monks in Yunmeng Lianhuawu, received a secret letter from Gusu.
Although Jiang and Lan had never had any contact, Jiang Cheng reluctantly read the letter as soon as he saw it. As he read it, he broke out into a burst of uncontrollable laughter, startling a pool of birds:
"Wei Wuxian, you also have today—"
"Scary! Look at the sword—" Upward swing and downward chop, both of which were narrowly dodged, missed two hits, and almost got a spinning sweep. "Oh, SiZhui, just let me hit it, it's a blunt sword, you won't die if you hit it."
In the words, a few more tricks were disassembled.
"Forget it, you still have the intention to speak, you haven't tried your best at all—" the voice turned into a low cry before it finished speaking.Taking advantage of his distraction, Lan Jingyi stabbed him with a sword.Unable to block, Si Zhui immediately retreated to dodge.
"You sneak attack!"
"I was just practicing." Jing Yi said proudly, taking advantage of the gap she had grabbed, she made a trick to let the blunt sword hang in the air, and flew up with a little tiptoe. "Look at my newly-invented 'Luoyan style'!" The sleeves of the clothes are flying, which is really a bit of the elegance of flat sand and falling geese.
Si Zhui concentrates and prepares to accept the move.Lan Jingyi turned around in mid-air, but at the moment when the sword was supposed to fall, there was a noticeable delay.The opportunity was fleeting, Si Zhui did not hesitate to grab a position and go up the attack, and the offense and defense changed in a flash.
"It's flashy. You're not in the style of falling geese, it's clearly a reed chicken that was beaten down." Si Zhui couldn't help joking as he watched Jing Yi get up from the ground in a state of embarrassment.
Unexpectedly, Jing Yi didn't reply, and didn't bother to pick up the sword. He just took two steps towards a certain place, staring at it motionless.
It's just that he lost a move, so it's impossible to be scared like this.Lan Sizhui was puzzled, and also looked in that direction, but he saw a mountain forest with luxuriant foliage, which looked normal.He was about to ask, when he saw a tree shake suspiciously twice, a white figure jumped out quickly, and then disappeared in the canopy of another tree.
"Did you see clearly?" Lan Jingyi asked dully.
"I see clearly." Lan Sizhui replied dully.
Lan Qiren searched all over for "Hanguang-jun" but he couldn't find it, but he told them to find it.Before they could think of a countermeasure, a rustling sound quickly approached, and a white shadow fell, right in front of the two of them.
"Hanguang-jun" stood up staggeringly, holding some bird eggs and fruit in one hand, and a small dark wine jar in the other. And fallen leaves stained the clothes.
"Jingyi? Sizhui?" He chuckled, and greeted each of them, but completely reversed them, "I don't know where Yunshen is, no, pheasant, but there are bird eggs."
Turn around for a while.
"'Wangji'!" A shout came from outside the sword training arena, the person who came was none other than Lan Qiren.
"Hanguang-jun" looked back, covered his chest as if frightened, and stuffed all the eggs and fruits in his bosom to Lan Jingyi: "Send it to you!" He bent down and quickly picked up a sword from the ground.
"do not move!"
"Hanguang-jun" covered his ears, raised his sword unsteadily.The blunt sword that can be used for practice is not suitable for flying, and it trembles violently when it rises to the height of the roof ridge.He looked down suspiciously, and then showed an expression of sudden realization. He raised his breath, jumped up, and before the blunt sword fell to the ground, it landed lightly on the nearest roof.
"Come down!"
"I won't go down." As if angry, "Hanguang-jun" sat down on the ridge of the roof, held the small wine jar and took another sip, "I want to go down, but you must, punish me, step on horseback."
"Hanguang-jun" didn't listen to Lan Qiren's words, and took off with a blunt sword, which had already stunned everyone. As soon as this remark came out, the entire sword practice field raised their faces and stared at him, dumbfounded, and completely forgot. what you are doing.
"Come down, I promise I won't punish you for striding." Lan Qiren was so angry that his face turned green, and he only wanted to get this disgraceful guy away as soon as possible.But at this time, "Lan Wangji" relied on his superior position and started to bargain with him.
"If you don't punish the horse step...what about the stance?"
"No penalty."
"Where's the sandbag?"
"Nor fine!"
"really?"
"Seriously." Lan Qiren gritted his teeth.
"Hanguang-jun" frowned, thought about it seriously, then shook his head firmly, and said word by word: "I, no, believe it."
Exhausted of patience, Lan Qiren turned his head and said angrily: "Shoot him down!"
After a long pause, someone remembered to obey the order.Who is Hanguang-jun?Lan Qiren's favorite student was known as the "Lan's Twin Bibis" when he was young. When he grows up, even if he looks at a hundred schools of immortality, there are few who can surpass him.But now, in front of so many people, "Hanguang-jun" spoke out against Lan Qiren, and Lan Qiren threatened to beat him up!Is this the sun coming out from the west?Or is it raining red?
The younger generation didn't dare to act rashly, a few senior disciples who had already been in charge of giving the sword stood up bitterly, said "offended", bit the bullet, and jumped onto the eaves.
Seeing someone attacking, "Hanguang-jun" got up immediately, and he was so agile that he didn't look like a drunk person at all. "Ahhh, there are more people bullying and less people are bullied," he yelled, dodging left and right to get out of the encirclement, still protecting the jar of wine very preciously in his hand, "but you, there are so many people, you can't catch them." Stay with me, hee hee."
Everything is exactly as he said.Whenever it seems that he is about to catch him, "Hanguang-jun" can always find a tricky gap and fly from one roof to another, as nimble as a white bird.More and more people joined the siege, the tiles crackled and shattered, but they were all played around, no one could get close to him.
"I can't catch it, hehe, I said it earlier, but I still don't believe it." "Hanguang-jun" flew over the wall with a jar of wine, and stopped to take a sip from time to time. "It's fun, it's fun, Gusu is getting more and more fun, haha..."
Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi stared dumbfounded at this frantic rooftop chase.
"Crazy, this world is crazy." Lan Jingyi finally blurted out the words that had been held back all morning.
This time, Lan Sizhui also felt the same way.
Fortunately, the scuffle didn't last too long, and the savior arrived soon.Lan Xichen and Lan Wangji were originally looking for Wei Wuxian elsewhere, but when they heard that someone was reporting, they immediately rushed over.
Even though he had made enough mental preparations, when he saw this "Lan Wangji" jumping up and down on the roof, Lan Xichen, who was as calm as he was, felt like covering his eyes.He looked sideways, and Lan Wangji watched "myself" frolicking on the eaves without changing his expression, his mood was stable, and he was gratified.
"Zewu-jun! Senior Wei!" Someone finally found them.
The people who had been watching the battle in a daze for a long time woke up one after another, and surrounded the two with chirping chatter.
"Jun Zewu is finally here!"
"Hanguang-jun, what's wrong?"
"What should I do, Patriarch!"
Half of the people who stayed on the ground gathered around them, panicked, worried, shocked, and even excited... various expressions were included.
The commotion of the crowd also caught the attention of the man in the house. "Hanguang-jun" heard the sound and looked down, although his eyes were a bit blurred, he clearly recognized the two people, and his brows were beaming with joy.
"Huh? Venerable Lianfang?" He smiled and nodded to Lan Xichen, collected himself, and happily waved to the other person beside him: "Lan Zhan, you're here too."
Everyone was speechless.Even the disciples of the Lan family who were about to rush up to catch him staggered and almost fell.
"Hanguang-jun" is so drunk that he doesn't even remember who he is...
"Wei Wuxian" accepted it calmly, took two steps forward, and replied, "Here we are."
Who knows, this sentence has a miraculous effect.
"Hanguang-jun" threw away the wine jar that he had been hugging all this time, and walked leisurely in the direction of "Wei Wuxian", letting the round jar roll down the tiles with a "crash" He fell to the ground and didn't look back.As if drunk at last, he took two steps forward, stopped for a moment, then continued walking, and when he finally reached the edge, he looked at the man below with a smirk, tilted his body, and fell straight down.
"Be careful—" several people exclaimed at the same time.
The few people who were nearby stepped forward to rescue him, but no one acted as quickly as "Wei Wuxian".
It was too late to say it, but he kicked hard on the wall, leaped into the air, and caught "Lan Wangji" in the air.But the strength of the upward rush was no greater than the strength of a living person's falling. The figures of the two stayed in midair for a moment, and then fell together.
"Wei Wuxian" hugged "Hanguang-Jun" tightly, adjusted his body shape, and spun and fell. When he landed, he had to step back a dozen steps to lose his momentum.Even so, the first stone slab he stepped on was still cracked.
"so close!"
"So exciting!"
"Patriarch Yiling is very skillful!"
Jing Yi and Si Zhui were still in shock, but the other teenagers were already cheering.
Lan Qiren looked unhappy. "Today's matter ends here. It is forbidden to discuss privately, let alone mention it to outsiders. Xichen, you--" He paused, and glanced at "Lan Wang" who was lying motionless in "Wei Wuxian"'s arms. Machine", like a stick in his throat, "—'Wang Ji' was sent back to the quiet room, making him close the door to think about his mistakes, and he was not allowed to come out for nearly a month." He almost squeezed the words out through his teeth.
Lan Xichen responded, and his hanging heart finally fell.He leaned over, ready to check if Wei Wuxian had any other abnormalities, but found that this person was leaning against Lan Wangji's arms, and he had fallen asleep.
Lan Xichen: "..."
Anyway, a farce finally came to an end.Lan Wangji went to settle Wei Wuxian, who was drunk and unconscious, without mentioning it.Lan Xichen went back to the cold room and took up a pen to revise the book.
The people in the sword practice field gradually dispersed, leaving only Lan Sizhui and Lan Jingyi standing there, as if they had taken root in place.
"Sizhui, what should we do with these things?" Jing Yi mumbled.He also held a pile of wild fruits and bird eggs in his arms.
Lan Sizhui also had a little headache.There are too many incredible things today, and my brain is really indigestion. "First, let's send it to the quiet room first, maybe Hanguang-jun wakes up, so I want more."
----------
Three days later, Sect Master Jiang, who was training monks in Yunmeng Lianhuawu, received a secret letter from Gusu.
Although Jiang and Lan had never had any contact, Jiang Cheng reluctantly read the letter as soon as he saw it. As he read it, he broke out into a burst of uncontrollable laughter, startling a pool of birds:
"Wei Wuxian, you also have today—"
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