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Rough masculine voices, singing outrageous tunes with a strange accent.The key point is that the singing voice, no matter from which angle you listen to it, feels very subtle.Especially the content inside, at first glance, it seems to be Buddhist scriptures, but after careful consideration, it seems to be curse words.

And the most frustrating thing is actually his volume. Under the blessing of the sound-amplifying talisman, not only the Qi Ning Sect, but also the Qi Ning Sect can be heard clearly within ten thousand miles.

The senior brother in charge who was closest was deaf in both ears, his head was buzzing, and he couldn't recover for a while.The doorman next to him was also frightened and sat down on the ground, the confused expression on his face was exactly the same as that of the senior brother in charge.As for the other disciples of Qi Ning Sect, they don't know what happened at all.

"This...is there a Buddha cultivator singing scriptures?" An outer disciple with a basin of water in his hand asked his companion with a puzzled face.

"I don't know either. Why don't you open the communication talisman and ask the senior brother." The companion said, taking out the communication talisman from the storage bag, intending to inquire carefully.

However, the moment he opened the communication talisman, a huge and incomparably singing voice came from inside.The content was exactly the same as what they had been hearing all along.

"..." Both of them were dumbfounded immediately, and frantically tried to turn off the communication talisman, but it was useless.That ugly singing voice is like deliberately showing off, not only getting louder and louder, but also more passionate.

At the same time, the same scene appeared in almost every corner of Qi Ning Sect.After all, when this kind of thing happens, generally everyone's first reaction is to contact the senior brother above to see what happened.But no matter who it is, as long as the communication talisman is opened, the communication talisman that can keep quiet will immediately go crazy and release this song.

The point is, because the time for opening the communication talisman is different, the frequency of releasing songs in each person's hands is also different.Overlapping and overlapping, it seems that there are hundreds of great monks from the Northeast, reciting high-pitched Buddhist scriptures with a Northeast accent in their ears.

"Mani mani, mani, mani, mani, mani, mani, mani, mani, mani, mani, mani, mani, mani..."

Tossing and turning, just four lines like this, but the pentameter of the chanting is incomplete, and at the end of the singing, it is no different from roaring.And no matter how you listen to it, it is full of cursing.

Ten minutes passed, and the outer gate of Qi Ning Sect fell.

Twenty-five minutes later, the Qi Ning Sect's inner gate joined forces with the outside, and singing voices came from the inside. Together with those from the outer gate, a group of hundreds of people [swearing] and singing [street] formed.

Four or ten minutes passed, not only the sect, but even the retreat area in the back mountain was hit.Several disciples who were retreating to the refinery were directly shaken by the loud and clear singing, causing their fairy power to lose control, and a few even blew up the immortal furnace of the refiner.

Another hour passed, and within a radius of [-] li of Qi Ningzong, the voice of the chorus could be clearly heard.Several nearby Zongmen aristocratic families were also quarreled.The fairy beasts in the Fairy Lake in the back mountain simply took their burdens and left.As for the previous [-]-person ensemble, it also logically developed into [-] people.

"I can't, I'm going crazy!" A Qi Ning Sect disciple broke down and shouted loudly, but the senior brother beside him was even more broken than him, covering his ears tightly, wishing that he would be deaf immediately.

"What the hell is this? How do we stop these communication talismans?"

"I'm desperate, and the enchantment is useless. This song must have been tampered with. Even if I put the soundproof enchantment, it can still be heard."

"Ahhh! Who will save us?"

Qi Ningzong fell into chaos from top to bottom.The senior brother in charge, faced with such a situation, was helpless and anxious to the extreme.

"Chen Xi, it must be the ghost of that Chen Xi!" While covering his buzzing ears, he shouted to his confidant: "Go, get the sect's token. You must inform the master who is retreating outside immediately. .” However, no matter how loud the senior brother in charge was, the confidant couldn’t hear him at all.Because now his ears are full of deafening "Nima" and "Beibei coaxing".

-

Qi Ningzong is now in a situation where life is worse than death, but the outside world is completely immersed in a sea of ​​joy.

Middle Three Immortals

An hour ago, the craftsmen of the craftsman conference were still enduring the torture of Qi Ningzong.Looking at the various scenes forced to come from the water mirror, those craftsmen were furious, but they were extremely helpless.

No way, who made them disqualified from entering the Upper Three Immortals Domain.Therefore, even if Qi Ningzong deliberately bullied him, he could only endure it blindly.

"Sect Master, this Qi Ning Sect is really deceiving people too much."

"Yeah, if it goes on like this, if they make such a fuss on the final day of the Artifact Refining Competition, the Artifact Refining Competition may also be affected."

"It's not that it can't be done, it must be! So where did they get the information? Why does it happen so every time that the water mirror is turned on when someone is refining the weapon?"

"Hey, after all, it's all these grandsons..."

Everyone was cursing, and suddenly, a elixir master who was always looking at Shui Jing suddenly said, "You guys, look at Shui Jing!"

"What are you doing looking at the water mirror?" The host was taken aback, and ordered someone to bring the water mirror from the alchemist's hand.Due to the frequent problems with the water mirror recently, he did not wear it on his body for the sake of safety.

As for the others, there were those with water mirrors on their bodies. After hearing what the elixir master said, they quickly took out their own mirrors, and immediately laughed out loud.

In the water mirror, Qi Ningzong was in a mess up and down.Debris was thrown everywhere on the ground, and thick smoke billowed from the back mountain, accompanied by explosions from time to time.All the disciples, as long as they were in the mirror, covered their ears and showed pain on their faces.At the same time, there are loud and noisy magic voices coming from the water mirror non-stop.Although the volume can be controlled through a water mirror, the feeling of a chorus of thousands of people seems to be surrounded by hundreds of nests of flies, which makes people collapse.

"Hahahahaha, this is amazing!" He quickly muted the water mirror, and those who had a low point of laughter immediately burst out laughing.Even the host, after seeing it clearly, showed a happy expression.

"Hey, I feel a little sympathetic to Qi Ningzong, it must be Venerable Chen who made the move!"

"How do you know it's Venerable Chen?"

"That singing voice! Wasn't he the one who read [-] before?"

"Ah! That's right, that's right, I remembered it too." Everyone suddenly realized, followed by another wave of gloating. After all, this Buddhist scripture is more terrifying than the brainwashed [-].

The point is, they all heard that this seemingly Buddhist scripture was actually just cursing.

-

After such a commotion, Qi Ningzong's interference with Shui Jing completely stopped.Not only did they stop, but they themselves became a joke for all the immortals in the fairy world.Right now, Qi Ningzong is too busy to take care of themselves. As for the immortals who helped them crack the water mirror of Beast Island, although they are not reconciled, they can only calm down first.

"This Chen Xi is really hateful!" After learning the specific situation of the Qi Ning Sect, everyone in the other sects gathered together, all showing dissatisfaction.

"These are all things to say later, let's talk about the Qi Ning Sect's talisman issue first."

"How to solve it? Now unless we go to the Qi Ning Sect, there is nothing we can do. But the ancestor didn't let go. He was so stiff that he couldn't even know the reason for the problem with the talisman seal."

"So what should I do now? I thought that mortal was fine, but after the accident happened to Qi Ningzong, I just want him to regret it. Tsk! He just came from the Three Immortals."

"Okay! Stop talking nonsense. Listen to me. We don't care about the Qi Ning Sect. Let's deal with the beast island water mirror first. The beast island is the root of Chen Xi. If something happens to the beast island, Chen Xi will definitely go back and deal with it." . On the other side of the Qi Ning Sect, it will be much easier. Just besiege Wei and save Zhao."

"Makes sense!"

"Just do it!"

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Right now, this gang of angry youths from the Upper Three Immortals Regions was trying their best to fight Chen Xi to the death.However, Chen Xi didn't intend to give them any chance to take advantage of the loopholes.

Was the water mirror in Beast Island cracked just by cracking it?

In Goudan's words, Xianjun Xishen looks gentle and easy-talking, but in fact he is really bad at his core.He got the water mirror so that he could keep an eye on the cat master all the time. Since he dared to fill the fairy world with the water mirror, he must be fully prepared.Not to mention such a few inner disciples, even if their ancestors came here, they would have no chance to take advantage of them.

As for now, the reason why they think they have a chance to crack it is just an illusion deliberately created by Chen Xi.

What else is there to encircle Wei and save Zhao?Ha ha, that is simply a fantasy.

The corners of the raised lips were filled with a nasty smile, Chen Xi leaned on the soft couch, while watching the picture from the water mirror with Yuehua in his arms, he lightly waved a few times on the Vientiane compass.Immediately afterwards, the auras of several sects in the Upper Three Immortals Territory suddenly changed.

And the Yuehua fairy beast, who had been looking at Chen Xi all the time, nodded in agreement after being silent for a while: "It's indeed a good idea."

"Must." With the approval of his cat owner, Chen Xi was very happy.He bowed his head and kissed Yuehua's ear, and then continued to observe with the water mirror.

In fact, at this point, Chen Xi's plan is ready to come out.

His plan is very simple, that is, to step on it.Those immortals who went to the Three Immortal Realm were looking for trouble, so he didn't need to save face for them.Moreover, the current Chen Xi is completely different from the time when he was on Beast Island.Now, he has someone with a background in his hands, so there is no need to use any devious means.

If someone provokes him, he will fight back generously.Moreover, not only do you have to hit him, but you also have to hit him hard enough so that they will remember them firmly, and they will not dare to provoke him again in the future!

With his slender fingers, he fiddled with the Wanxiang chessboard in an orderly manner. Chen Xi calculated the time and asked the Moon Shadow Immortal Beasts who had been guarding around the Youzong of Qining Sect to place the last fairy stone in the most suitable place.

Next, just wait quietly.

After all, we are all friends, and it is the last word to have the same blessings and share the same difficulties.Right now, Qi Ningzong's life is so entangled, as their best Taoist friends, they naturally have to accompany them to taste.