I made a fortune in fairyland by raising cats with delicious food

This rough voice, this sickly sentence, this specific content that people can't look directly at.The advertisement was repeated three times in a row, and the immortals in front of the water mirror were immediately overwhelmed by the deafening voice, and they froze in front of the water mirror, looking at the picture on the water mirror for a long time, unable to recover their senses.My mind is full of who I am, where I am, what I am looking at, and all kinds of nine-nine-eight, nine-nine-eight.

It wasn't until a while later that some people gradually came back to their senses, but what they said was basically cursing.

"Fuck, what is this?"

"I feel like I'm going deaf!"

"Chen Xi made it again! Is he crazy? He can release anything. A shop that breaks the talisman seal, and even breaks the nine heavens with a single sword. I'm afraid the immortal emperor of the nine heavens will blame it and chop it straight away." This chamber of commerce."

"I can't, if I can't, what are these things. I urgently need to wash my face and clear my mind."

In this way, amidst the scolding, this was supposed to be the opening of the much-anticipated Live Artifact Refining Fans.Even the faces of the guests who came out were dumbfounded.Obviously, they had just heard that ad too.

"My lord, may I ask what happened to the one in front...?" The male fairy who came this time was more straightforward, and asked the most crucial question right away.

The other refiners remained silent, and looked at Taoist Mothfly with disgust.Daoist Mollie had no choice but to respond: "Actually, it's my junior brother's chamber of commerce, mainly selling talismans and seals."

Having said that, the Taoist lolli was also willing to go all out, and added: "Now a store platform has been opened on the water mirror. If you need it, you can patronize it."

"..." Taoist lolli finished speaking, and immediately received contemptuous looks from all directions, and these looks converged into a common sentence: the culprit!It's all the trouble you bastard brought!

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The little episode passed quickly. After all, it was just a small advertisement. After the initial commotion, it soon quieted down, and the live broadcast of the refiner was still going smoothly.The immortals themselves also thought that the matter with the Katydid Chamber of Commerce was over.

However, I never expected that this is not the end, but a beginning.The next day, when Rong Qian was broadcasting live, just when everyone was ready to listen to Baifeng Heming to cleanse their spirits, a rough male voice suddenly fell from the sky and interrupted very abruptly. The point is that the content of this time is different from yesterday's Not quite the same.

As the familiar photo of the katydid store appeared in the middle of the water mirror, it was followed by a very passionate shout: "The katydid store in the Zhongsanxianyu, the katydid chamber of commerce that specializes in talismans, is about to close down, close down. Because of poor management and facing bankruptcy, the warehouse was cleared. All talismans, regardless of size, are all [-]. Everything you buy is [-]. You can pick whatever you want. Eight, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't buy it, you can't be fooled, and those who pass by pay attention, as long as [-], as long as [-], cheap and true love to take home!"

"..." There was another massive silence.But this time, due to the longer slogan, the immortals in the fairy world took even worse time to come back to their senses.Then, there was another round of cursing.

"What the hell is this! I'm going crazy!"

"Is Chen Xi sick? How can this kind of thing be broadcast live before the live broadcast? Does Chen Xi feel that there are too many people watching the live broadcast, so he deliberately made this thing out to make everyone stay away. "

"That's right, that's right, when I first made the sound, it almost scared me to death."

"I can't bear it, where is Taoist Moth? Let him take away his junior brother quickly, don't let him out to harm others."

The overwhelming scolding was even more than the last live broadcast of the refiner.There was even the second generation of immortals who said that as long as Chen Xi didn't broadcast this advertisement, he would be willing to pay for that katydid shop that was about to close down.I just want to see a beautiful young lady, do I want to poison my ears like this.It doesn't matter who you provoke.

As for the presidents of the chamber of commerce who had long heard that Chen Xi wanted to save the katydid shop, they gathered together and looked at each other, completely unable to guess what Chen Xi was doing.

"Kill the chicken and get the eggs!" The president of the Chamber of Commerce couldn't help but sigh.He has been in business for so many years, and he can roughly guess the purpose of Chen Xi's doing this, which is nothing more than to increase the public awareness of the katydid shop.But this method is too stupid.Maybe, even his three live broadcasts that have already formed a scale will be affected.

"After all, I'm still a mortal, with a little less experience." The presidents of several chambers of commerce couldn't help but feel sorry for Chen Xi, and felt that Chen Xi had a good hand to beat him.

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On the other side of the Beast Island, Taoist Moller's junior is also loveless.If it is said that he still had a little bit of hope, now even this little bit has completely disappeared.

Ever since the two advertisements that Chen Xi made for him were aired, not only the immortals outside the Beast Island, but those inside the Beast Island all looked at him very subtly, and even some outspoken ones directly told their senses He said, "Your katydid shop is really annoying!"

All kinds of critical attacks.The younger brother of the Taoist lollipop froze in an instant, hiding in the corner, not wanting to come out at all.However, Chen Xi also sent someone to find him, told him to go back to the shop in Zhongsanxianyu immediately, and handed him a memory spar and a storage bag with a particularly mysterious expression, saying that after returning, he would follow the Decorate the store with images from the Memory Stone and items from the Storage Bag.

"The venerable said that it must be exactly the same, and there is no difference. In addition, this memory crystal is also very useful. Don't forget to hang it at the door of the store. It is best to add a sound amplifier crystal."

"Understood, let's go now." The younger brother of Daoist Molling took it casually, and then left the Beast Island without thinking.At this moment, he was completely disappointed in Chen Xi. As for the issue of bringing his own store back to life, he didn't think about it at all. He even started to think about where the chamber of commerce would go after it was over.

There are senior brothers on the left and right, so they should not be cornered.Thinking of this, he felt a lot more at ease.And decided to do as Chen Xi said after returning home.Although he didn't want to, but after all, words come first, he agreed in advance, and he listened to Chen Xi, and a bug must keep his word.

However, after returning to the store and seeing the sketch map of the store decoration given by Chen Xi, all this feeling disappeared, leaving only countless "fuck" and "Niema".

On the sketch map given by Chen Xi, there is a big bright red character "Demolition" facing it.As for the two signs at the door, they also said "clearance, sale" in extremely exaggerated strokes.Although he had never seen these two words, he could understand from the literal meaning that they wanted to sell the talismans and seals at a low price.

"..." So Venerable Chen really wants me to go out of business!The Taoist lolli wanted to cry without tears, and he completely gave up on decorating the shop according to Chen Xi's plan. At the same time, he also made two amplified talisman seals on the spot and placed them in the memory On the side of the spar.

Now, within a radius of ten thousand miles, you can clearly hear the mysterious advertisement designed by Chen Xi: "The katydid store in the middle three immortals, the katydid chamber of commerce that specializes in talisman seals, is about to close down, close down~"

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Beast Island

The shop advertisement of Taoist Bodhisattva's junior brother was finally sent out, and the work in Chen Xi's hands also came to an end.However, unlike other people who thought that "Chen Venerable must be mentally ill", Chen Xi was full of confidence in these two advertisements.

In Zetian Cave Mansion, Chen Xi couldn't help finding the memory spar and released the two advertisements. After hearing the incomparably magical "nine-nine-eight" in it, he even laughed and lay down on the table unable to straighten up.

Sure enough, these two advertisements have the same effect no matter they are on the earth or in the fairy world.Even if the content is slightly changed, as long as the pattern remains the same, it is enough to achieve their inherent effects.However, just when Chen Xizheng was delighted to hear it, he suddenly stretched out a pair of slender and beautiful hands out of thin air, and stamped the spar on the crystal with one palm, smashing the crystal to the ground.

"What are you listening to!" Qing Yang, who had just arrived in Zetian's cave, jumped when the voice came from the memory spar, and felt her head throbbing with pain.Stretching out his hand to hold Chen Xi in his arms, his clear voice was full of dissatisfaction: "From now on, you are not allowed to put such strange things at home!"

"But this is my home." It was no surprise that he came, Chen Xi turned to look at him, and responded seriously.

"Nonsense! What's yours is mine." As a contractor, we share weal and woe, and of course the Immortal Mansion is also shared.

However, seeing him serious, Chen Xi felt more teasing, and asked slowly, "Who said that? What's the relationship between you and me? What's mine is yours?"

"Of course it's Qi..." Qing Yang subconsciously wanted to say those three words, but before she blurted out, she felt something was wrong, and quickly changed her words: "Of course it's because you like me!"

"..." Chen Xi didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Although what Qing Yang said was the truth, how could someone say such words so confidently, and couldn't help retorting: "Who did you listen to, I like you?"

Who else?Of course you are!

Qing Yang's face darkened, and he stared at Chen Xi with a good eye.As early as a long time ago, he had personally heard Chen Xi say that he liked it many times.And through the contract, he could also feel the joy when Chen Xi was with him.There are also the gadgets that Chen Xi made for him, the meals he cooked carefully every time, and the portraits he drew of himself, as well as the confession of friendship in front of the Yuehua fairy beast.What Chen Xi did was so obvious, could it be possible that these things could be faked?

Qing Yang squinted her eyes, thinking that Chen Xi was talking nonsense, but after thinking about it, she recalled the appearance of Chen Xi giggling while hugging Fat Jiu and Xiao Qiong Qi.

Also, it is really possible that it is not the kind of liking that I imagined.

Thinking of this, Qing Yang was in a state of chaos, and looked at Chen Xi with panicked eyes.The look of being at a loss is somewhat similar to that of the Yuehua fairy beast.

"Silly cat." Seeing this, Chen Xi couldn't help but chuckled, and leaned in front of Qing Yang and kissed him lightly.The fresh breath that belonged to Chen Xi, and Qing Yang's favorite gentle smile, Qing Yang was stunned for a while, and finally realized that she was being teased by Chen Xi, she glared at him fiercely, but couldn't help getting closer, He lightly bit Chen Xi's lips as punishment.

This contractor is getting more and more daring now, if he doesn't rectify it properly, I'm afraid he will be demolished in the future!

And Chen Xi didn't resist, and let Qing Yang toss some so-called punishments on him.There is no way, whoever made him like this big cat, no matter how lawless, he can only indulge it.

As for the previous plan to take off Qing Yang's vest, it was also temporarily thrown out of the mind, the lover is by the side, and you can wait to settle accounts or something.

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Time passed quickly, and three days passed in a blink of an eye.For these three days, for Chen Xi, life was still the same as before, step by step, there was no difference.But for others, it's pretty disastrous.

It was as if a switch had been turned on suddenly, and the advertisements for the "Kate shop" flooded in, quickly spreading throughout the fairyland.No one knows what ecstasy potion that katydid shop poured into Chen Xi. Since the first broadcast before the live broadcast of the refiner, no matter which one of Beast Island comes out to start the live broadcast, they will definitely bring this "katydid shop [-]" advertisment.Even Chen Xi's own is no exception.

For a while, almost half of the immortals in the fairy world were brainwashed by [-], and some even saw the image of the katydid shop, and immediately couldn't help shouting "[-], only [-]" advertisement language.As for the criticism of the katydid shop, it has also remained high.But in general, the katydid shop is still popular.

Although it is black and red, it is also red after all.

In such an atmosphere, on this day, the virtual store platform on the water mirror of the katydid store finally officially opened.It's just that, except for Chen Xi, no one had high expectations for this.And there are still many immortals who don't know the inside story, and really think that the katydid shop, just like the advertisement, is about to close down.

However, to everyone's surprise, on the first day of opening, the talisman seals in the katydid shop unexpectedly sold like crazy.

katydid shop

The younger brother of Daoist Mothfly was sitting in the shop bored and loafing. Since no one came to him for a long time, there was a backlog of talisman seals in his shop.Right now, they are casually classified according to the major categories and piled aside.

Although today is the first day of the opening of the virtual store, Taoist Moller's younger brother doesn't have much energy.Not only was there no ceremony to celebrate the opening of the store, even the store door was opened casually, and no puppet attendants were arranged to greet the guests there.

"Senior brother, this little brother is really going to finish this time." The junior brother of the Taoist Mole moaned and moaned to the senior brother.Taoist Bollie could only sigh helplessly, racking his brains for words, trying to comfort him.

However, when the two were still talking, a voice suddenly interrupted them from outside the door. It turned out to be an immortal who was attracted by the loud advertisement.

"Damn it! I heard it from a long way away. Is this the shop where the live broadcast is [-]% every day?" A fairy dressed as a sword fairy came in from outside while cursing.

"Don't be like this, I think this talisman seal is not bad. The technique is very unique, a bit like a family inheritance."

"Really?" Hearing what his companion said, the Sword Immortal was also very surprised. After searching the store for a while, he really found what he needed. "It's really good. I thought that the shops that were about to close down must be dilapidated, but I didn't expect that there were many boutiques in this katydid shop."

"Well, and the price is not bad. You only need 98 crystals. Where is the boss? How many of these talismans do you have in your shop? I want a hundred."

"And me, I want these two kinds, one hundred each."

"Okay, okay." The younger brother of the Taoist lolli was still a little bit unresponsive, until he saw the two of them took out the storage bag and was about to dig out the spar, and then turned around. I sold all my talismans up!

And this is just the beginning.

After all, the location of the katydid shop is relatively remote, so there are not many immortals who came here to watch the excitement.But there are countless ones on the virtual store platform on Shuijing.

90.00% of the immortals want to see with their own eyes what the katydid shop Jiujiuba, which has tortured them for three days, is. , also had to follow in.

Since then, the katydid shop has become completely popular.Coupled with the fact that Taoist Bodhisattva's junior brother is really skilled in making talisman seals, the price of all 98 fairy stones is very cheap and fair, regardless of the size of all talisman seals.Therefore, after choosing the talisman, these immortals didn't care about the weird advertisement, but felt that they had picked up a big deal and bought a particularly pleasing talisman.

Gradually, the scene in the katydid shop became a bit funny.

The fairy outside looked at the fairy who was in full swing inside, and listened to the "all ninety-eight" that kept brainwashing in his ears, and felt that everyone inside was a fool.But I couldn't move to leave, I couldn't help but want to go in and see what attracted so many people.

And the immortals inside also thought that those outside were fools, for such a well-made talisman seal was so cheap, but those people just stood outside and did not come in, they simply missed a great opportunity.

People came and went, batches of people came to the katydid shop, and more than half of the talisman seals accumulated in the shop by Taoist Taoist for a hundred years were sold out.It can be seen that the advertising effect is immediate.

After closing the door at night, the Taoist brother Moller once again counted the profits, and immediately cried in fright.In just such a long time, it was actually more than the sum of the fairy stones he earned in the previous ten years.

"Chen Venerable, I have really convinced you. This is simply a miracle! This is the effect of changing one's life against the sky." Looking at Chen Xi's face in the water mirror, the junior brother of the Taoist Mollie wished to hang up immediately. On Chen Xi's body, it became his leg pendant.

However, Chen Xi didn't mean to ask for credit. Instead, he asked about his stock situation with concern: "Then after today, do you still have many talismans left in your shop?"

"I don't have many in my hand, but there are quite a few in my Immortal Mansion. In addition, I am different from my senior brother. My clan has a lot of people. Everyone has been able to make talismans since birth, and they can have as many as they want. "

"Is that so?" After hearing this, Chen Xi felt another thought in his heart.It's just that before I said it, I couldn't hold back a little bit of fun.

Speaking of which, he didn't come up with this advertisement out of thin air, it was similar to those two-dollar stores and TV marketing methods on the earth back then.The key point is the number [-] and brainwashing.

The price of talismans in a normal chamber of commerce is around one thousand and one hundred immortal stones.The number Chen Xi set was only a few dozen spars missing, but it sounded like a lot less.As for brainwashing, it's even simpler.Chen Xi didn't have any other nonsense in this advertisement, so he held onto the two points of cheapness and cost-effectiveness and tried his best to instill them in those immortals.Let them subconsciously feel that the things in the katydid shop are cost-effective, and they will get cheaper if they buy them.

As for the final collapse.That's not what it is, and it didn't say that it would definitely go bankrupt.

Thinking of those stores on the earth that are facing closure and discounts but have kept their stocks strong year after year, Chen Xi drank a sip of tea, barely suppressed the lingering smile on his lips, and continued seriously: "I have It's an idea, and the specific result can't be guaranteed. But most of the talismans made by your family can be sold."

"Really?" After hearing this, Taoist Molly's younger brother immediately widened his eyes in excitement.Their family is notoriously many children are poor, worse than the original Skilled Immortal Domain.If Chen Xi could really help them sell all the talismans they made, the lives of the people of that clan would be much easier.

What the senior brother said was right, he really had meat to eat with Chen Xi!

While thinking about it, the younger brother of Daoist Chifly looked at Chen Xi with tears in his eyes: "My lord, regardless of whether this matter is accomplished or not, from now on, our katydid clan will all be loyal to you. If there is any betrayal, heaven and earth will perish."

However, facing his sincere expression, Chen Xi became more and more embarrassed, and even felt a little embarrassed to say what was on his lips.

Because...it's really too cheating.

But thinking of the specific situation of the katydid shop now, Chen Xi was silent for a while, and then slowly revealed the whole solution.After all, Daoist Moller, as a junior, has already earned a good reputation, so he probably won't be afraid of being scolded more.

Besides, the fairy stone has been earned, but how to earn it is all a cloud.

So, under Chen Xi's suggestion, it didn't take long for a dilapidated small shop to appear next to the major sects in the Three Immortal Realm.The models of these small shops are extremely consistent, and there are also signs of "clearance" and "sale" at the door.The most important thing is that no matter which store it is at the door, there is a memory spar, and they keep shouting: "As long as [-], all [-]!"