There are always different people who say it's my husband

Gan Xiaofeng pinched his watch: "Five, four, three, two, one, all right, the speech has begun, and now we invite the first speaker to be a fake, welcome with applause."

Su Heng clapped enthusiastically in conjunction with pa pa pa pa, the little Taoist looked around, is it really good for you two to play like this?Have you considered the speaker's feelings?

"Say it quickly, if you stay in a daze for a while, points will be deducted."

The little Taoist was heartbroken. I was No.1 in the kindergarten speech contest when I was a child. Who is afraid of anyone? He walked along: "Hi everyone, I am the number one contestant Jia Maung. You can also call me Jia Lili. The topic of today's speech is "The Decline of a Neighborhood."

"Applause." Gan Xiaofeng and Zuo Heng clapped vigorously.

The little Taoist nodded reservedly to express his gratitude and continued his speech: "Whether a community is prosperous is affected by a series of factors such as residents, property, security, environment, living conditions, etc. There is an intricate one-way or two-way causal relationship between them. First, The most important thing is the residents. Without residents, the community cannot be called a complete residential area. The other four conditions are the measure of residents’ satisfaction. When the standards are lower than the satisfaction value, residents will be lost.”

Gan Xiaofeng made a pause gesture: "This contestant, please allow me to interrupt very impolitely."

The little Taoist nodded, "Please speak."

"May I ask what major this contestant graduated from?"

"Me? Department of Humanities, Qingshan University."

Su Heng asked suspiciously: "I've never heard of this university."

"Of course, we run the Taoist temple ourselves. Children who grew up in the Taoist temple go there to learn knowledge after graduating from kindergarten. The uncle who teaches the class knows everything." The little Taoist priest is proud.

Su Heng paid attention to it for a while and said, "You might as well say that you are a teacher coming to give lectures."

"What's so good about giving lectures?"

Gan Xiaofeng said with a dreamy face: "When I was a child, I often imagined that the teacher would come to give lectures. It is best to go directly to the bedroom to give lectures. I lie under the quilt and listen while sleeping, especially in winter."

The little Taoist was not happy: "Do you want to listen or not?"

Gan Xiaofeng raised a finger and said, "The last question, since your Taoist temple can teach you everything, why do you have to go to kindergarten?"

The little Taoist said with a sad face: "You must have never taken care of children."

Gan Xiaofeng searched the memory of his brain and only found Li Xiaobao who appeared recently. He is a very obedient doll. He is obedient and cute and knows how to find his father. He said meaningfully: "You must have been very naughty when you were young."

"Will you listen or not? If you don't listen, let me go. I'm in a hurry. I can't stay here at night."

Gan Xiaofeng made a gesture of invitation: "Please continue your speech."

The little Taoist refused to cooperate: "I won't play role-playing with you anymore. To make a long story short, this community used to be okay. Although it is remote, the facilities and security are very good. It can be regarded as a high-end community. It is said that it was invested by a big boss. Many bosses buy houses here, and then raise their mistresses and lovers here, and they call it the third district outside.”

Gan Xiaofeng stared at Su Heng and asked, "Do you have a house here?"

Su Heng couldn't laugh or cry: "We have never been apart for more than two hours since we got married, and we don't even have enough time to drive here. You have no confidence in some of your husband's functions."

"That's not sure, you have disappeared for two nights in the past few days."

"I did that because you don't know?" Su Heng took Gan Xiaofeng's hand through the little Taoist priest and said, "Baby, won't your conscience ache for wronging your dear husband?"

Gan Xiaofeng touched his chest pretendingly: "It doesn't hurt."

"Ahem." The little Taoist said angrily, pulling away the hands of the two of them: "Do you still want to listen? You want to show your affection at the crossroads!"

"Okay, okay, you say, you say."

The little Taoist pointed to the outermost building: "The No. [-] building here is occupied by a big boss, and all the people living in it are his outhouses."

"Damn it." Gan Xiaofeng was excited: "I just entered this building. There are 18 households in total. This person is not lacking in virtue. There are still many people who are single and can't find a wife. He alone occupies [-] households." indivual."

"No." The little Taoist tilted his head cutely and said, "He was afraid that those women would feel lonely, so he arranged 4 women in one household, so they could play mahjong or something for leisure. In this way, he should take care of 72 women. indivual."

Gan Xiaofeng was deeply impressed. It is not a big deal for a big boss to keep dozens of mistresses. After all, there are many such people now, but they are scattered all over the country, and some even go abroad, like this big brother Those who are all raised together are really the first ones, and they are not afraid of fighting. If more than seventy people fight, they can be gang fights, and they can call the police.

Gan Xiaofeng became interested, and asked gossipingly, "Go on, did they fight afterward?"

"No, they got along pretty well, but then the legal wife of the boss came. That lady is a master, the kind who kicks a piece of air away by herself. It was the new guy who fainted from fright, and let me tell you about that scene, it was getting older and it was very lively." The little Taoist said with joy.

"Busy? Wait a minute." Su Heng noticed something was wrong: "You said it as if you saw it with your own eyes, and you seemed very happy."

The little Taoist nodded: "Yes, the one with more than seventy mistresses is my father, and the wife who is a martial arts expert is my mother."

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Gan Xiaofeng asked cautiously: "Your family background is so good, why did you end up in Taoist Temple?"

"Because my mother is a Taoist nun." The little Taoist replied as a matter of course, "My mother used her family property to donate to Qingshan Temple after returning home, and took me to live in it. I grew up there since I was a child, and I think it is very good."

"Then how old were you then?"

"Me?" The little Taoist gestured with three fingers: "3 months old, my mother held me in her arms and fought. It's amazing."

"Are you sure you're not 3 years old? If you haven't remembered anything for 3 months, that's fine. Just because I haven't raised a child doesn't mean I have no common sense." Gan Xiaofeng felt that his IQ had been insulted.

"I remember things early. I even remember how I was born. The host said I was very talented." The little Taoist raised his head proudly.

Hehe, Gan Xiaofeng, who often forgets things in three seconds, said that the little Taoist's hatred is steady.

Su Heng touched Gan Xiaofeng, who would forget what to eat even the last meal, and expressed comfort: "It's not your fault that you have a bad memory, it may be because you have too much hair."

"Get out!" Gan Xiaofeng pushed Su Heng's big bald head and looked at the little Taoist priest and said, "Go on, then that."

"Then the bosses who raised mistresses here all died unexpectedly one after another, and none of them survived. Later, the women here moved out one after another in fear. After the residents moved out, the green plants here quickly decayed. Later, no grass grew, and the building was aging. Soon, the exquisitely decorated small building aged just a few years to look like a decades-old building. Later, this place became a ghost area, and even the streets here were deserted." The little Taoist propped his chin and sighed: "It's a pity This place is now, back then it was big and beautifully built.”

Gan Xiaofeng rubbed the goosebumps on his body, it was like listening to a ghost story, it was frightening to death, obviously he was listening to gossip at the beginning, no wonder the people who came here except Taoist priests and monks, ordinary people dare not come here.

Su Heng raised his own question: "You said everyone has moved away, so who are the two benefactors who came out just now?"

"Oh, you said Mrs. Zhou. She just moved here in recent years. It has been more than 20 years, and the rumors have gradually decreased. Some of the women who moved away at the beginning secretly bought the houses here. Sold it to a foreigner. Aunt Zhou’s son is working here. The family saved money and bought a house here. After moving in, it started to be haunted. The son’s leg was broken. The son is the only source of income for their family. Now I want to move out and have no money to find a place to live, so I can only stay here, so the Taoist temple often sends disciples to come over to look at it to prevent further deaths."

"I've made a big mistake. This group of people has no shortage of morals. When they were young, they destroyed other families, and when they were old, they came out to harm others." Gan Xiaofeng was deeply impressed by the shamelessness of these people.

Su Heng asked puzzledly: "I came out of the same corridor as you, so why didn't I find Aunt Zhou's house?"

The little Taoist took out a piece of talisman paper: "No, only by wearing this talisman paper can you enter a real residence, otherwise you will be empty wherever you go."

Su Heng took the talisman paper and began to think. He could sense that the first person he was looking for should be here. He thought it should be a local resident, but later thought it might be the old lady. Now it seems that it might be the little Taoist priest in front of him. , the memory is so good that there must be something special for him.

"Then I'll go first, take your time." The little Taoist saw that neither of them responded, so he wanted to get out of the car and leave.

"Master, wait a moment."

"What are you waiting for, Tiandou is going to be dark, I don't want to stay here, I want to go back."

Gan Xiaofeng comforted him: "Okay, okay, I'll take you back, you just sit down."

Gan Xiaofeng switched to the driver's seat and was about to drive. The little Taoist saw that no one was blocking him, so he got out of the car and ran while Su Heng was not paying attention. Get out of the car quickly and help him up.

"Amitabha, thank you benefactor." The great monk sat up and looked around, then turned his head and made a Buddhist salute to Gan Xiaofeng: "Amitabha, dare to ask the benefactor where this is."

Gan Xiaofeng began to draw circles in front of his eyes. The skill of this possession is too bad. He fell out after a fall. He looked at the monk and said with a dry smile: "Hehe, I don't know. I got lost here. You do you know?"

The great monk shook his head and said, "I don't know, I don't know. I remember how I got here on the way to the Great Buddha Temple."

He got people to the suburbs out of nowhere, so he must be responsible for sending them back. Gan Xiaofeng said guiltily, "If you don't mind Master, let's get in the car and go together. I'm going back to the city too."

"Then trouble the benefactor."

"No trouble, no trouble, get in the car." When Gan Xiaofeng opened the car door and saw the little Taoist priest coming back, he angrily went up and punched the little Taoist priest: "Why are you running, I can sell you, it's because of you , I lost my man again."

The little Taoist rubbed his instantly swollen cheeks and said aggrievedly, "Baby, it's me."

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The author has something to say:

I have seen the boss who raised the mistress together, but he lives alone in a small building, and he can really live in peace without fighting, at least in the eyes of outsiders.