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"I Was Hijacked by a Chicken" Author: He Zheng
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【Dragon and Phoenix attack each other】
As the most nonsensical but most national Lalang CP in history, the two races of dragon and phoenix have become the objects of jokes of all gods after the spread of human myths.
As a veteran of the dragon clan, the widowed and lonely old Mr. Long Chize set an example in order to safeguard the reputation of the race. During his lifespan of ten thousand years, he kept himself clean and kept himself clean. He has never had close contact with a gay phoenix.
However, in more than 2000 AD, a fat pheasant flew into his house and hijacked his milk tea shop and himself very domineeringly.
Unable to hold on to the cute fat meat ball, Chi Ze willingly became a nanny until a few days later.
An explosive roar resembling a dragon's chant came from the Tianting milk tea shop.
I regard you as my master, but you are my rumored boyfriend! !
The days when the two old immortals passed on the scandal for thousands of years and followed the public opinion to stir up the base, turned into Internet celebrities in the world and opened a milk tea shop
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☆、chapter1
I was hijacked by a chicken.
When Chi Ze called the Inhuman World Public Security Management Office with a dark face to report the case to the police, the operator inside showed [-]% indifference and lack of sympathy to his report, and even a little bit of gloating.
"Hey, what do you mean I can't be hijacked? Or a chicken?"
A private mansion next to the pedestrian street in the city center.
The zigzag corridor passes through a lake with pale water, and the small courtyards with white tiles and white walls beside the lake are connected by it.The plum blossoms outside the white wall now only have withered branches, which are covered by a few peach trees blooming on the side, and the scattered branches cover the half-opened small window of the Dahuang Building. small gaps.
And in the window, Chi Ze was sitting in a pear wood armchair with his legs crossed, a pair of black VANS hooked bit by bit to an ice-cracked bottle from an official kiln from the Song Dynasty on the wooden table beside him.
Hearing the formulaic answer on the phone, the man Yuanshan raised his eyebrows, and his tone immediately changed: "What's wrong with a chicken? Don't you look down on chickens? You have a very bad attitude. The equality award just issued this year Have you memorized the regulations? Let me tell you, let it be a pheasant!"
The moment his voice fell, the phone was cut off mercilessly.
Chi Ze held up the iPhone X that was beeping in the air, and felt a surge of anger and his own true energy burning from his dantian to his Tianlinggai.
Even if it's a pheasant!
I never beat it!
"Hey, I'm really going to rebel!" Throwing away the mobile phone that was just delivered home this morning, Chi Ze picked up his car keys and walked out the door.
Until he felt the barrier at the door that was cast by the chicken.
Chi Ze only felt that copper and iron walls were not enough to describe the tenacity of the thing in front of him.
An enchantment that he had concentrating [-]% of his strength failed to break a trace on it. This is probably the first novel species he has encountered in his thousands of years of life.
As an all-powerful figure in the Three Realms, Chi Ze was actually trapped by a half-dead pheasant.
One, pheasant.
Apart from the nicer color of the feathers, there is nothing special about it.
Pure, breed, mountain, chicken.
Angrily throwing himself back on the chair, Chi Ze felt that even if all things are equal now, everyone should not discriminate against other chickens with colored glasses, but the common sense should not be like this.
He is a dragon that has almost the same life span as the heaven and the earth. He was considered a legend at the time of the war in the four seas.
Anyway, show some respect!
What is it to seal yourself with an enchantment when you come up? !
furious!
Chi Ze turned on the phone with great resentment, poked it twice, and finally changed the price of his homestay reservation from 8888 to 18888.
He didn't care how shocked the person who was booking the room opposite went to apply for the budget, anyway, he was not happy, and no one could feel comfortable.
As an ancient god, Chi Ze's bloodline is so noble that almost no one in the Three Realms can match him. Wherever he wants to fall into the mansion, only others will welcome him.
But Chi Ze felt that he had nothing to communicate with those juniors. Born in chaos, he disdained to be disciplined by them and didn't want to disturb their thriving Heavenly Court.Since the human race has been stable and peaceful, he likes to live among people, and he boasts that he has kept pace with the trend of the times for 1 years without letting go.
At the time of the Jin Dynasty, he had good friends with literati, and he was considered a celebrity of medium size.The Tang Dynasty began to turn its attention to the shipping of porcelain and tea. After that, the Ming and Qing made a lot of money by relying on Yanyin. Finally, after the Opium War, they couldn’t stand it anymore and spent a lot of money on the national light industry.
But now, Mr. Chi, who owns more than a dozen buildings in the third ring road of a first-tier city, feels tired.
Sure enough, it's better not to be too ostentatious as a dragon.
So he opened a milk tea shop in front of his house.
The price is reasonable, 8 yuan a cup of milk tea is simply the only warmth in this materialistic world.
Elderly, lonely and widowed old people make a living from small shops and insist on not raising prices for more than ten years.
This kind of thing is very touching just thinking about it!
But during this period, because the lonely old man who was riding a Harley and driving a Maybach was so handsome, after being tweeted five, six, seven or eight times by the marketing account, this milk tea shop called Tianting Milk Tea Shop became very popular.
Chi Ze was really annoyed by the crowd queuing up in the store. With a wave of his hand, he developed an assembly line to deliver food.
Some people can't save money for half a lifetime, but he earned it back in half a month.
As for the homestay, it was another surprise.
It was raining heavily on the day when the online celebrity shop evaluation team came here for a drink, and happened to meet Chi Ze who was in a good mood after visiting relatives in the East China Sea. In the spirit of hospitality, Chi Ze invited them in to sit at home, but those people turned to His yard snapped.
After the filming, he became popular again, and someone came to consult the homestay that day.
Chi Ze thought about it, and before he hesitated for a long time, he slipped out his real estate a little further away and developed it into a high-end resort.It was commented by a professional magazine in the hotel industry as "a wonderful experience journey with exquisite classical style and antiques everywhere".
But for Chi Ze, it is actually just an old house that has not been cleaned for a hundred years.
Anyway, people are rushing to give him money, so there is no reason not to accept it.
In terms of making money, Chi Ze felt that it was probably because he got a lot of luck from playing Pixiu back then, and he was just sitting on the ground and sucking money.
But just because he has been obsessed with attracting wealth and treasures these years, especially the recent development of the times has made him busy with research and development of milk caps every day, so that he has become lazy in his cultivation.
Otherwise he wouldn't have been hijacked by a pheasant that broke into his house.
Certainly not.
Consoling himself like this, when Chi Ze passed by the room occupied by the pheasant, he still couldn't help but put his middle finger inside.
Gritting his teeth bitterly and cursing several times, he finally felt a little calmed down, turned around and walked into the store.
Compared with the past, the number of people who came to the store on rainy days was much less. Chi Ze pushed open the carved wooden door, walked through the front yard against the light rain, and walked to the corridor next to him.
In the early years, Chi Ze planted two pear trees in the garden. This year's flowering period just happened to catch up with the recent light rain. It rained overnight and the flowers fell. When you get up early and open the window, you can see the petals floating all over the ground.
If there is a day when he is free, Chi Ze will take the broom he made to tidy up, and return the pear tree's half-planted hair to him.
But helplessly, he is really not in a good mood today.
Standing under the eaves of the corridor, Chi Ze closed his eyes quietly in a trance.
In the northwest corner of the yard, there is a small hole made by a water lily tank in midsummer. At this moment, the rainwater from last night has accumulated, and it is so clean that it reflects the gray sky above. It was ups and downs inside.
The Fallen Blossoms are independent.
The single Long Chize somehow remembered a sour poem.
"Tsk." With half-slanted eyes, Chi Ze looked through his rain-drenched eyelashes with some water droplets, looking at the small palms on his shoulders covering his clothes and the big eyes behind the petals.
The thin lips that were originally pursed hooked, and Chi Ze's slender fingers gently brushed them off, listening to the little thing chirping and throwing away, and playing with the wind in the yard, spinning and jumping that they have been enjoying recently without stopping.
After the store became an Internet celebrity, Chi Ze felt it was noisy, so he closed down for a while and moved the store to the alley for a long distance.
Of course, at the same time, their food delivery has always maintained the reputation of SF Express in the food delivery industry.
Most of the people who come here for the fame have to wait in line because the shop is hard to find. The boss is in a bad mood and closes every three days. On the contrary, the delivery can be guaranteed within an hour throughout the city. When it arrives, the milk cap and tea are all The fact that they were not hanging together at all caused them to give up the idea of going to the store to check in.
When Chi Ze walked to the work area, he saw only two or three people standing outside the gate, which looked familiar.
"Hey, boss, why are you here today!" The little girls who were still looking down at the menu were very excited when they saw him, and a scream scared the male student who was on the sidelines to turn around and booed nervously gesture.
The alley that Chi Ze chose last happened to be at the back of the opposite high school, logically speaking, it is a place where students rarely pass by.But who knew that one day a boy who went to the toilet in the most remote old laboratory building found out that the signboard of Chi Ze's milk tea shop happened to be a few meters away from the window.
After coming and going, the men's room in the laboratory building became a place frequented by a group of girls.
"Sit on the stage by yourself." Chi Ze propped his legs up on the high stool next to him, rolled up his sleeves after washing his hands, reached out to play with a small teapot next to him, raised his head and smiled at the little girls, "I want to drink tea today. order what?"
Some time ago, Donghai Longjun came to Chize to visit him, and left some gadgets for a few children to play with.As a result, as soon as Chi Ze went out yesterday, they summoned a huge cumulonimbus cloud on his bed, flooding all his things.
When Chi Ze came back this morning, he found that there was only a pair of harem pants left in the house that had just been signed for and had not yet had time to survive.
The five-fifths weapon of Harem pants is actually a disaster for most people, but Chi Ze's leg length really has a lot of leeway for him to spoil, a pair of baggy pants was worn out by him. Slim visual effect.
Taking a step forward, those long legs can still directly humiliate the male compatriots next to him silently.
After the little girls finished ordering, they quickly went through the window and went into the toilet, holding the window and blinking at the stars to watch Chi Ze make milk tea for them.
In fact, Chi Ze didn't quite understand things like milk tea at first.
As an old man whose living habits still remain in the Tang and Song Dynasties, after such a long period of tempering, Chize's tea making skills are simply perfect.But when Chi Ze discovered one day that his masterpiece was not as popular as the little ones at home, Mr. Chi became angry.
The next day, he ordered milk tea from more than [-] shops in the city, and drank it leisurely all day with his cup in his arms. Since then, he has been out of control.
Today Chi Ze only wore a plain white T-shirt, a dark green shirt jacket, and the surviving harem pants underneath, revealing a section of wheat-colored ankle between the cuff and sneakers.When looking back sideways in the rain to let a few students wait, the lower jaw and the neck pulled out a smooth and graceful arc, and a drop of water quietly hid in the depression of the collarbone.
Good face, good figure, good temperament, one hundred faint!
At the last moment when Chi Ze swayed towards the girls with a big bag of milk tea in his pocket with one hand, the screams in the men's room almost toppled the roof.
"Remember to give a good review." After stuffing the milk tea through the window, Chi Ze smiled at them, his brows wide open and his smile warm, "Five stars."
"Give it, give it, give it!!!" I will give you all the stars in the sky!
The people inside nodded like chickens pecking at the rice, in exchange for their boyfriends next to them looking as if they were fucked.
"The store manager, I still want to drink coffee, the kind of latte art!" Seeing that Chi Ze turned around and wanted to go back, someone hurriedly said.
Chi Ze's latte art is not very good, but after they witnessed Chi Ze leaning against the bar counter with half-rolled sleeves and smiling, they confessed this scene to the white moonlight in their hearts.
"Not today." Chi Ze smiled, his eyes seemed to be extremely regretful, "There are guests at home."
A sick guest.
Oh no, one.
He was obviously sick, but he couldn't break through the barrier and get out of this street.
He wanted to go to the movies today!
anger!
Pushing open the door of the yard again and entering the room, Chi Ze stood with arms folded and looked indifferently at the luminous object lying on the brocade.
After squinting his eyes and looking at it for a while, Chi Ze realized that something was wrong.
Now that thing doesn't even seem like a pheasant.
Chi Ze turned his palm over, a light golden light flashed, and the sleeping thing was lifted into the air.
Chi Ze moved closer, squinting his eyes carefully.
Lying in the faint light, with eyes closed, it is obviously a dyed chicken cub sold on the street for three yuan!
Wow, won't the color fade?
His cushion is very expensive!
☆、chapter2
Stepping forward quickly, he pulled the little thing away from the plain brocade, Chi Ze frowned and stood in front of the window, curling one finger to pull the little thing that was not as big as his palm.
Chi Ze, an aquatic species, has always been curious from the bottom of his heart about things with fur.
Picking up its small wings, Chi Ze poked its soft belly with his slightly skinny fingertips. He felt as if there was a colorful cotton candy lying in the palm of his hand, and the fluffy touch under his fingers was warm and solid. , It is completely different from their icy scales.
Chi Ze suddenly felt that this chick was not so annoying anymore.
Sitting on the Arhat bed next to him with his long legs, Chi Ze looked at the little thing in his hand in the dim sunlight outside.
Small things are really small.
Chi Ze folded his five fingers together, and found that he could hold the thing that moved his belly up and down with his deep and shallow breathing with just one hand.
Rubbing the round head along its fur with his fingertips, Chi Ze saw that the warm little meatball leaning on his hand had half of its stomach turned out, as if it was bigger than the one sleeping on the cloud brocade. It's more stable.
As if feeling that his head was being bitten by someone, Ji Zai'er trembled, and with the slight trembling of the brightly colored feathers like burning clouds in the air, he suddenly opened his eyes.
In an instant, the enchantment that was still on the periphery of the room suddenly turned into a sharp blade, and he who was in the center from all directions suddenly surrounded him at the speed of light. The momentum was so majestic that even Chi Ze, who was at a close distance, couldn't help it. There was a chill.
Frowning slightly, Chi Ze sighed helplessly, and slowly raised his hand.Before the golden light was about to approach him, he pressed it gently with his index finger.
The moment the ferocious murderous aura touched him, it instantly became compromising and soft, and even rubbed against his fingertips.
It's just that it's thanks to Chi Ze, a great god and little demon with a little less knowledge, who probably knelt down in front of this fat boy long ago.
After all, it is a small thing that only seals his front and back in the barrier.
Chi Ze clicked his tongue twice, and poked the little thing's head with his finger.
It was so fierce.
But who told Chi Ze to be an old god with strong strength, kind heart and no grudges?
Not paying any attention to the coercion coming to his face, Chi Ze muttered the nursery rhymes he learned when he was helping others to look after children, and his fingers still slowly and leisurely along its feathers.
After the black bean-like eyes of the fried hairy little meatball in his hand turned to Chi Ze, the expression inside suddenly changed from anger to confusion.
After a while, it lightly pecked Chi Ze's thumb with its beak, rubbed its little head on it affectionately, and finally raised its wings to cover his tiger's mouth, buried its head under the wings, and picked a comfortable posture again. Lie down, as if holding hands with Chi Ze.
The cool guy Chi Ze, who has never been bewitched for thousands of years, and who has never even had a worldwide drug addiction like cat smoking in the 21st century, suddenly blushed strangely.
When the Ting Ting milk tea shop opened the next day, the employees found that the owner's chest muscles seemed extraordinarily plump today.
"You are..." The employee who was cleaning the bar couldn't help but shake his head looking at the calm Chize.
"The gym next door tempted you to apply for a card again?" The aunt who was sweeping the floor came over and looked up and down Chi Ze, showing regret, "Hey, I have already said that they focus on weight loss and buttocks, you said you are a boy. What are you doing, the girl there is not as pretty as the little boy who came to give you clothes that day."
"I have breast enhancement." Chi Ze sat on a high stool to make tea, his legs wrapped in black jeans were propped on the ground on one leg, and he was wearing his worn-out skateboard shoes underneath. The length was almost [-] meters when viewed from the side.
The black-glazed tea set used by Chi Ze's subordinates is actually something from Song Huizong's early years.At that time, the famous wealthy businessman Master Chi was obsessed with fighting tea, and everyone in Bianjing knew about it.Because of his skillful technique, he won the championship repeatedly in the competition, and he was also rewarded by the emperor's personal selection.
After all, as an aquatic animal, Chi Ze would be too embarrassed if he couldn't take care of this kind of soupy stuff. It is estimated that even his incompetent stupid nephew Donghai Longjun would skip work to humiliate him.
Although now this reward has been used by Chi Ze to make milk tea.
The black tea macchiato made with Jin Junmei is Boss Chi's exclusive private luxury drink.
amount.
It seems not anymore.
After brewing the tea in his hand, Chi Ze just stood up, and from the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a small ball of thriving stuff like a New Year's ornament rolling out of his outer pocket, spinning three and a half times with an extremely strange The graceful posture finally fell into the water, and the score was estimated to be [-].
"Holyshit." With a swipe of one hand, Chi Ze paused the Big Bang Theory he was watching, went to the cashier bar and pulled a rag back, put two fingers into the milk tea, turned his face in disgust, and threw it on the The unconscious little dumpling in the milk tea took it out and put it on the rag, and sighed at the milk cap that had been broken up long ago.
"Everything you shake and drink is anti-social!" He poured his morning milk tea into the sink with great disgust. Chi Ze turned his head and looked around. After not getting any attention from the employees, he sneaked into the corner with the small cloth bag in his arms, facing the wall.
Spreading his palms to drag the things on his head, Chi Ze closed his hands, and a dark blue light slowly emitted from the palms of his palms, spreading like a mist until it completely surrounded the smooth-breathing ball in his palms.
This should have been a very warm picture.
Until the fog floated upwards, gradually thickened, and condensed into a small dark cloud.
Then without warning, with a thud, it began to lean on the fiery red figure in the center in a torrential rain, and when it touched Chi Ze's palm, it turned back into a cute mist instantly.
An earth-shattering sneeze was caught in the palm of Chi Ze's hand again with quick eyesight.
"Boss, what are you messing around with?" The auntie passed by with a mop after cleaning, her tone was full of hatred, "You said you are a good young man in your twenties..."
"Aunt Naomozi!" Chi Ze hurried back, "Really, did you hear that just now, Naomouse!"
"It's time to talk to a friend to take care of you." After being choked, the aunt still finished her sentence firmly.
"Auntie..." Chi Ze drooped his eyebrows, strong and well-behaved.
"Xiaochi, let me tell you, this one is really open now." The aunt looked up at the time and saw that it hadn't opened yet, so she simply pulled Chize and started another symposium, "But being a man , You have to stick to it, the six or seven □ ones raised by your family...don’t take it to heart when Auntie speaks, they are all like vixen.”
"Auntie, you misunderstood me." Chi Ze laughed dryly, rubbing the little dumpling with his hands behind his back, and didn't know how to explain it for a long time. After thinking about it, he finally thought it was better to give up, "...we still Open the door."
Today, the Tianting Milk Tea Shop opened half an hour earlier, and also launched new products for this season.
The frozen top oolong tea is served with a milk cap poured with a little cherry sauce, and a small cherry is used to carve out the appearance of a small fat chicken. It is very popular among customers who come here.
"Ah, it's so cute." There was a little girl sitting on the bar counter in the store holding a quilt to pose for a photo. When she looked at the photo, she didn't know whether she was praising the milk tea or herself.
The cups at the Tianting Milk Tea Shop are made by Chize himself. This spring, there are three colors of Chitose tea, Rikuan tea, and Meixing tea, from dark to light.The above styles are also basically from the hands of famous masters - in Mr. Chi's private library, any random scroll is an authentic work by famous masters, the kind that can be exhibited for a painting donated to a museum.
Many people come to Chize just to save cups.
Chi Ze, who had been robbed of his seat, walked around the store, and after confirming that there was no room for himself, he took a small horse and sat under the tree at the door with his little chicken in his hands.
The apricot trees planted in front of the store are also in bloom at the moment, and as soon as the wind blows, many delicate petals will tremble and fall into the small cloth bag on Chi Ze's long legs.
It just rained yesterday, and today's sky is as blue as washed water. The sun broke through the soft clouds and sprinkled on the man who lowered his head, casting a layer of soft light on the originally cold and severe face.
Chi Ze's little chick was drenched in a torrential rain, and was shivering under the sun at the moment, with his eyes closed, the whole chicken was shaking like a sieve of chaff, looking terribly pitiful.
But Chi Ze is an aquatic biological clock with a cold nature, and he feels helpless looking at the things in his hand.
There is still a little bit of pain.
Although there are many small things in my yard, they are all naughty guys with sharp teeth, and it is the first time that they are so quiet, cute and painful.
Although Emmm was tough when we first met.
But who can say no to a cute little meat ball that trembles into your palm.
After walking into the bar and passing through the busy shop assistants, Chi Ze poured a cup of hot water, covered it with a towel, wrapped it together with the little meat ball in the small cloth bag, and thoughtfully pulled the edge of the cloth so that it would not be caught Where it hooked its mouth, its movements were so gentle that it was outrageous.
No, Linghu pointed.
When the youngest came over to deliver egg pancakes to Chi Ze, he saw such a harmonious and gentle scene in spring.
Along with the omelette in his hand, his heart instantly became cold.
"You heartless man!" The little beauty covered her mouth with one hand, the tears in her peach blossom eyes swirled twice, and together with the fragile petals, they directly hit Chi Ze's palm.
"You can pull it off, did you add shortbread? Every time you buy breakfast, you forget to add toppings." Chi Ze scratched his head without poise, and pulled the egg pancake from the person in front of him.
"You don't even love me!" The little thing continued to act, pointing at the chick with a trembling finger, "You... you, huh!"
"Stop acting, I set up an enchantment." Chi Ze took a bite of the pancake, and the sweet and spicy sauce stained his thin lips, and was licked away with a sexy and coquettish little movement.
"Cut, I didn't say it earlier." The little vixen at the front said angrily, wiping away the tears still in the corners of his eyes.
The vixen in the aunt's mouth.
That's a real vixen.
Looking at the long, fluffy tail thrown behind by the person in front of him, Chi Ze couldn't help sighing when he thought of his famous nickname among the employees.
☆、chapter3
It is true that there are seven vixens in Chi Ze's family.
The seven little things are only about a thousand or eight hundred years old, and they were picked up by Chi Ze from an unknown mountain when he was crossing a catastrophe.
Although Chi Ze is older than the average god, the number of times he has been robbed by heaven is actually not that many.
Probably in recognition of his contributions to the Six Realms over the years, even if he was doomed, he was rarely struck by lightning.Under normal circumstances, it is basically to find a mountain and set up an enchantment to sit for ten and a half days, and it will be over if you sleep in a daze.
The only shortcoming of Du Jie for him is...it's too boring.
Because he was too bored, he rescued these little foxes who broke in by accident.
Also because it was too boring, he just kept raising them until now.
"This is the chicken that flew in yesterday?" The third child squatted down beside Chi Ze with his chin in his hands, looking at humans and animals with misty peach blossom eyes, but staring at the chicken with obvious Not good, the sound of teeth grinding was loud.
You must know that he was banned from eating meat for a week for smashing the window of Chi Ze's car.
"Let's go, let's go." Chi Ze glared at him, stood up and turned around protecting the chicken cub, and carefully stuffed it into the inner pocket of his coat.
"Yesterday you were thinking about digging up the graves of [-] generations of ancestors." Seeing his caring expression, the third child couldn't help but rolled his eyes, thinking of the moment when Chi Ze found out that he was trapped by the barrier yesterday. Looking furious, he clicked his tongue, "It's fine if you stay here forever, but I'm going out to pick up little girls."
"Oh." Chi Ze glanced at him, looked up and down his small body, and clicked his tongue with obvious disgust, "Small arms and legs, which little girl can fall in love with you."
"Besides, you think your figure is...so...how good is it?" The third child was obviously hurt by the poke. He dropped the clothes in his hand and stood up and pointed at Chi Ze's nose as if he was going back, but he was halfway through Not quite right.
The man in front of him is indeed in good shape.
Back then, he was as independent as a solitary pine in his toga and wide sleeves; now he should be naked, and once he took off his coat, half the eyes of the gymnasium were glued to him, and he couldn't even take it off.
It is completely opposite to the weak Liu Fufeng's physique that their foxes have inherited from ancient times to today.
What else can I say except God is unfair.
Whoever makes people round up can really be regarded as God's own son.
"You just stay at home, there is an enchantment just to ground you, why not go out with people at a young age." Chi Ze put the chicken cub back into the inner side pocket of the coat that was close to the heart, Turning around and tapping the third child's head with his fingers, "Don't worry about the enchantment, it will be fine before your elder brother and second brother come back, you should hurry up and do your homework."
The eldest and the second are older than the third, and they are already full of youth in human form. A few years ago, Chi Ze let them go out to set up their own family.The two foxes plunged into the entertainment circle without any hesitation. Today, one is a model and perfumer, and the other is an actor. They are called ghostly twins by the industry, and they can be seen everywhere with huge posters.
The third child is more difficult - he is about to take the college entrance examination this year.
Chi Ze feels that his requirements are not particularly high. After all, the third child is only a 98-year-old child. He doesn't expect anything from A to Z, but he is the third in the country. If you want to get in, there is absolutely no problem at all.
In the end, this kid just wanted to go out with those gangsters... Ah no, friends with wine and meat, go to the disco to go clubbing, and go to the library to study under the pretentious name of going to the library.
"Did you finish the Huanggang mold roll?" Chi Ze raised his eyelids, and sat back on the pony ponytail. His long legs stretched out like a graceful movement, and the aura around him immediately rose.
"It's done... It's done." The third child stood there, feeling that every pore in his body was radiating coldness. It was obviously the best weather, but his whole body seemed to have just been fished out of the water. Fighting from head to toe.
"Then go and sort out the political outline again." Seeing him like this, Chi Ze couldn't bear it in the end, deliberately suppressed his pressure, patted him on the shoulder and asked him to go back to his yard, "Your Zuo Shugang I sent you a guidebook."
"Fuck, it's Uncle Zuo again! Can't the old man calm down and enjoy his life!" The child was so well-behaved when he was scared by Chi Ze, but now he exploded when he heard the name, " I have no grievances with him!"
"You slapped him on the neck the first day you came back." Chi Ze said calmly, "Blood feud."
The third child stood there blankly, with drooping eyebrows and pursed mouth, very dissatisfied but unable to refute a word.Clenching his fists for a long while without saying anything, he snorted heavily, turned around and ran into his yard.
He didn't even dare to fart in front of that Uncle Zuo.
Just like the upper class of celebrities in the gods, Chi Ze and his circle of friends, ordinary gods can't even touch their heels.Zuo Hanshuang's real body is Fu Zhu, who is also a great immortal of the generation of Shang Gu and Chi Ze.Although he is gentle and refined on weekdays, it would not be an exaggeration to say that he is like a gentleman.
But the third child had seen Zuo Hanshuang lose his temper.
He didn't say a word, just when the breath gathered in his hands, all the people opposite him fell to their knees.
"I don't know how to repay kindness at all. It's too much." After the shadow of the third child was covered by the complicated peach blossom branches, a chuckle came from the dark corner of the alley.
The person who came out slowly was wearing a light bamboo blue gown, tall and slim, wearing round glasses with not too big frames.
When he brushed aside the willow branches with one hand and leisurely walked towards the pool, it seemed that the air around him became gentle even with time.
"Are you free today?" Chi Ze stood up, scooped up the void with his hand, and conjured a whole set of teacups out of thin air.
A set of celadon vases are placed on the tray of lobular red sandalwood, and beside it is a gilded and hollow spherical sachet, which is burning high-quality agarwood.
"There is no one in this city who doesn't know about your calling the police." Zuo Shuanghan took the tea handed over by Chi Ze, and the two of them walked side by side and slowly approached Chi Ze's garden, "This is not to rescue you In the water and fire?"
"Do you feel the enchantment?" When the two walked through the garden and sat down in the lake pavilion, Chi Ze's T-shirt and sneakers disappeared.
Wearing Xuanduan with dark gold trim, Chi Ze's sleeves were slightly blown by the lake wind, and his untied black long hair was scattered around his waist. The coercion that did not need to be restrained in front of the junior was fully released, majesticly filling the entire space .
"I saw it when I came in." Zuo Hanshuang took a sip of tea, and played with the white jade wrench on his thumb with his left hand, "But I tried it just now, at least on me, it's unimpeded."
"The boss and the second child are too." Chi Ze raised the corners of his lips and smiled, "After all the calculations, I'm actually the only one trapped."
Zuo Hanshuang laughed lightly when he heard the words, followed the green leaves standing in the teacup with his eyes, and after thinking for a while, he said, "To be honest, the cultivation of that little thing in your arms is far above mine."
Impossible to raise his eyebrows, Chi Ze held the teacup and remained silent.
"You should have felt it too. It's actually more like a sieve, which only sieves it and you."
Hailiwang
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