Second Love Handbook
Chapter 2 Chapter 2
Although 1 people in his heart didn't want to go, due to the power of the queen mother, Chen Zhengze honestly made himself look good, and arrived at the coffee shop that his family told him half an hour earlier.
On the way, Chen Zhengze was still complaining in his heart, what age is this, and they still go on a blind date, and it’s the kind of blind date where the two didn’t contact each other before, and the two parents met immediately as soon as the parents contacted, and even the coffee shop where they met was given by them. It's settled, can't we just let the two people add a WeChat to chat by themselves?
Chen Zheng kept a serious expression and complained all the way.When he arrived at the coffee shop, he told the waiter the number of the reserved table, and then followed the waiter to the appointed place. Then, Chen Zhengze, who was frantically complaining and swiping the screen in his heart, was stunned, and the phone in his hand fell to the ground. On the ground, the tempered film on the screen fell out like a tortoise shell.
A man sat in the appointed seat. The man looked like a standard social elite. He was wearing a dark gray suit. His bangs were brushed up to reveal his forehead. On the bridge of his nose was a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. Narrow eyes, single eyelids, slightly raised eye tails, extremely beautiful.
Chen Zhengze looked at the person in front of him, stood there like a fool, opened and closed his mouth, but couldn't speak.Until that person walked up to him, picked up the mobile phone that fell on the ground for him, then stretched out his right hand and said, "Hello, my name is Liang Yan."
What do you mean by "mountains and rivers are full of doubts and there is no way out, and there is another village with dark willows and flowers"?That's fucking it!
The person who has been thinking about this year and the person in front of him instantly overlapped. Chen Zhengze frantically swiped the screen in his heart, but he quickly came back to his senses. He shook hands with Liang Yan like a dog and said, "Hello!" , I am Chen Zhengze."
There are not many customers in the coffee shop, and the environment is not bad. The wooden tables are matched with light brown sofas. The sun shines in from the window, and the whole shop looks bright and warm.In order to create an atmosphere, light music was played in the store, and Wang Ruolin's hoarse and sexy voice lingered faintly in the store: "How does it start to love someone/Like those people passing by on the street/Turn a corner and foresee the beauty/startfromhere ..."
After the two sat down, there was a slight silence for a while, the atmosphere was a little awkward, and there was a faint sound of music behind their ears, but luckily the waiter came over quickly and asked them to order.
Although it was an appointment to meet at a coffee shop, Chen Zhengze actually doesn't like drinking coffee. After he ordered a glass of orange juice, he looked up at Liang Yan, only to find that Liang Yan, who looked like an elite, ordered a cup instead of coffee. Milk, a man in a suit and leather shoes is holding a glass of milk. It doesn't look very good, but it is very cute.
Perhaps Chen Zhengze's expression was a bit obvious. After the waiter left, Liang Yan explained: "My stomach is a little sick, so I don't drink coffee much."
Chen Zhengze nodded and said, "You really should drink less coffee if you have a bad stomach." After he finished speaking, he hesitated for a moment, and then said, "We met a year ago, do you remember?"
After hearing Chen Zhengze's words, Liang Yan gave him a surprised look and said, "I remember." Then, after a pause, he said, "Your memory is really good."
In fact, I only remember you among that group of people, Chen Zhengze said secretly in his heart.
However, thinking this way in his heart, Chen Zhengze didn't agree with what he meant, and pretended to be modest and said: "It's okay, because you left a deep impression on me. Uh, actually, I have a question that I haven't figured out for a long time."
As soon as Chen Zhengze finished speaking, Liang Yan asked, "What's the problem?"
Chen Zhengze said with a smile: "I didn't want to understand whether you went to sign the sale that day because you were my fan, or because someone at home asked you to help sign the autograph."
Liang Yan's expression froze for a moment, and then quickly said: "It was entrusted by someone. There is a relative's child who likes you, but I can't come in person, so I was asked to sign."
It’s good if it’s not a reader. The stone in Chen Zhengze’s heart has fallen to the ground. He has written a lot of cold and ascetic characters in the past year, and they are basically shou. The glass of milk that came over was not for drinking, but for splashing.
Because the waiter came to deliver milk and orange juice, the embarrassing topic between Chen Zhengze and Liang Yan about the autograph signing came to an end.After the waiter left, Chen Zhengze quickly changed the subject and said, "It's my first time visiting this coffee shop, but his place looks pretty good."
Liang Yan picked up the milk and took a sip. After drinking, he left a light milk mustache on his upper lip, and said, "It's my first time here too. His house is really nice."
Chen Zhengze looked at the milky beard on Liang Yan's upper lip, and felt itchy in his heart. After struggling for a long time, he raised his hand and tapped his lips, saying, "There's some milk on here."
After he finished speaking, Liang Yan's hand holding the milk cup trembled. He quickly picked up a tissue on one side and wiped his upper lip, then coughed unnaturally.
When Liang Yan was wiping his mouth, Chen Zhengze turned his head to look out of the window out of politeness, although he was unwilling to look away, only to find that the reflection of the glass of this window could reflect Liang Yan's shadow, Then he found that Liang Yan's ears were red.
This is too cute!Chen Zhengze's heart was so turbulent that he pinched his thigh so hard that he could barely suppress the corners of his mouth that wanted to rise and maintain his original expression.
After Liang Yan dealt with the milk marks on his lips, he coughed unnaturally, and changed the subject clumsily: "The weather is fine today."
After hearing what Liang Yan said, Chen Zhengze couldn't hold back, pinched himself again, and then said: "It's really good, it's cooler than the previous few days, when it was almost too hot to die."
Talking about the weather is easy to kill the sky. After Chen Zhengze echoed Liang Yan, he quickly found another topic: "Are you usually busy at work? I heard that programmers are very busy at work."
After hearing this, Liang Yan was stunned for a moment, and said, "Fortunately, I'm not very busy. I, um, am a game maker and the technical team leader at Aurora Game Company. I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce my situation to you .”
"Why are you apologizing?" Chen Zhengze said with a smile: "I didn't say anything about me. If you want me to say it, our blind date is really a bit hasty this time. It's because my mother is in a hurry. It's my mother who took the initiative to contact you." home?"
Liang Yan nodded and said, "Auntie found me."
"That's it," Chen Zhengze said, "I don't blame you for this. Let me tell you the truth, I came out of the closet with my family by accident last Friday, but my mother didn't come out like a madman. I have been urging me to go on a blind date with a girl before, but she didn’t say anything when she came out of the closet, and she hurriedly asked me to go on a blind date with a man. She was afraid that if I didn’t go, there would be no chance for us to contact each other in private Here, let us meet directly, how can we cover everything in such a short time."
After Chen Zhengze finished speaking, he added: "But I understand why she did this, and I hope you don't mind."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to part the bangs on his forehead, revealing a scar about the size of a one-yuan coin, and said, "I had a car accident five years ago, and I was lying in bed for two years because of the car accident. Forget everything about my college days. After I get well, I don’t want to live at home. She must have been scared by me and wanted to find someone to take care of me by my side, so she was in such a hurry. "
When Chen Zhengze was speaking, Liang Yan had been listening carefully. When Chen Zhengze finished speaking, he was silent for a while, and said, "It's understandable that a mother loves her son dearly."
At this point in the day's chat, Chen Zhengze felt that he could go deeper.But at this moment, Liang Yan called suddenly, he answered the phone, said a few words in a low voice, then hung up the phone, then looked at Chen Zhengze apologetically, and said, "I'm sorry, something went wrong suddenly in the company I need to go back."
After Liang Yan said this, Chen Zhengze's heart suddenly turned cold. Isn't this the official speech when a blind date feels that the other party is inappropriate?But the person who had been thinking for a year finally met, and Chen Zhengze didn't want to give up so easily, so he said, "Okay, you go and do your work first, but can I leave your phone number?"
Hearing Chen Zhengze's question, Liang Yan was a little stunned, and said, "Yes." After he finished speaking, he left a phone number for Chen Zhengze, and told him that the phone number was also a WeChat account, and then left in a hurry.
Chen Zhengze was sitting in the coffee shop, watching Liang Yan's figure gradually disappear from the glass window, and gripped the phone with the phone number saved.
No matter what, as long as we meet each other and know the name, we won't worry about the future, Chen Zhengze thought.
In the afternoon, Chen Zheng was lying on the sofa at home, not thinking about coding at all.He added Liang Yan's wechat, and the two of them just chatted for a few words, and then Liang Yan said that the company was busy with something, so he didn't say anything more.
Chen Zhengze saw that Liang Yan had no intention of chatting anymore, so he had no choice but to act considerate and ended the chat.After he stopped chatting, he clicked on Liang Yan's circle of friends and took a look, only to find that it was cleaner than white paper.
Don't talk about WeChat, there is nothing in Moments, Chen Zhengze had no choice but to save the photo of Liang Yan as the WeChat profile picture in his mobile phone. If he can't see the real person, at least he can look at the photo to satisfy his hunger.
But Chen Zhengze had just looked at the photo for a while when there was a knock on the door.He reluctantly stood up from the sofa, walked to the door with his slippers on, opened the door, and found Xiao Yu standing at the door.
Xiao Yu is Chen Zhengze's college classmate and roommate. Although Chen Zhengze forgot about college because of a car accident, this does not prevent him and Xiao Yu from becoming good friends again.
Xiao Yu is also a full-time novelist, but he writes about male stories.Two years ago, because he was annoyed by his family who always said that he was not doing a good job writing novels, he returned to Binshi from his hometown, just in time for Chen Zhengze to wake up in the hospital.He accompanied Chen Zhengze all the way in rehabilitation, adapting to this society, and getting his life back on track.During this period, not only became good friends with Chen Zhengze, but also got along very well with Chen Zhengze's family.
As soon as Xiao Yu entered the door, he yelled at Chen Zhengze and said angrily, "Brother, what do you mean?"
Chen Zhengze was taken aback by Xiao Yu's words, and quickly said, "What's wrong with me?"
Xiao Yu snorted and said, "What did you do this morning?"
When he said this, Chen Zhengze understood that he liked men, and Xiao Yu knew about his blind date with men. His mother must have told Xiao Yu.
Chen Zhengze thought, sometimes Xiao Yu is more like his mother's son than him, and the expression of the two gossiping together is exactly the same as the characteristics of gossip.
But it is precisely because of this that he dare not tell Xiao Yu that he likes men, because Xiao Yu is simply a big mouth, what he said to him one second, the next second it will definitely be will be passed on.He and Xiao Yu have known each other for two years, and now he knows that Xiao Yu's neighbor's son has a mole on his buttocks, and he has a high school classmate who had his appendix cut after surgery for appendicitis, and so on, too many to list.
Although he complained about Xiao Yu in his heart, Chen Zhengze welcomed Xiao Yu into the living room like a dog, and brought out a fruit bowl of strawberries from the kitchen, handed it to Xiao Yu, and said, "Xiao Yu, come and eat strawberries, cream Strawberries are delicious."
Xiao Yu deliberately waited for a long time before taking the fruit bowl from Chen Zhengze, glanced at the strawberry, and asked, "Have you washed it?"
Chen Zhengze spread out on the sofa again and said, "It's washed." After speaking, he took one and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Have you washed it with baking soda?" Xiao Yu asked again.
"No," Chen Zhengze said vaguely, chewing strawberries in his mouth, "Washing with water is enough. Why are you talking so much?"
"You don't know that there are pesticides on the fruits now!" Xiao Yu exploded again: "It is said in "Health Talk" that when washing fruits and vegetables, they must be soaked in baking soda, otherwise they will not be washed clean. People will get sick if they eat it."
Here it is again, Chen Zhengze closed his eyes in pain, Xiao Yu is actually very simple, he can be described in four words: big mouth, stinky, greedy, and afraid of death.
Among his characteristics, the most unbearable thing for Chen Zhengze was that he was afraid of death, too much.
Who would have thought that Xiao Yu, a character with red lips and white teeth, who looks like a member of the Bangzi Guo Boys Group, actually likes to watch health programs, and the circle of friends is filled with "Do you know, what and what can't be eaten together", "It's this little one Habits ruin your body" …
Every time Chen Zhengze sees these in Moments, he feels that his WeChat friends have added a fucking character. However, because of this characteristic, Xiao Yu has completely become friends with Chen Zhengze's mother. Became the second daughter of his old Chen family.
"Then, did "Health Talk" tell you that eating breakfast on an empty stomach is not good for your health, eating apples and dichlorvos together is easy to kill, and steamed buns cannot be eaten together with sulfuric acid?"
Chen Zhengze said this passage in a hurry and quickly, blocked everything Xiao Yu originally wanted to say, and even deceived people, asking in a daze: "Which episode is this? Why didn't I watch it?" How about it?"
Chen Zhengze: "..."
After 1 minute, Xiao Yu came to his senses, and yelled at Chen Zhengze again: "Your uncle!"
Chen Zhengze knew that he had to explain to Xiao Yu that he liked men, otherwise it would really hurt his feelings.
He thought for a while, leaned against Xiao Yu, and said, "Yu, I didn't mean to hide it from you. I knew that I liked boys since high school, but I kept it secret all these years because I was afraid that my mother would find out. You and My mother has a good relationship, you should know that she is actually quite strong and has a very stubborn personality, I'm afraid she won't be able to bear it after she finds out about it."
"And when you are with her, you should also notice that she has some scars from her right arm to her neck. It was left by a crazy woman who poured hot water on her when she took me by herself. You also You know, she is good-looking, and she is living alone with a child, so there must be gossip around her."
"You said that she has finally found someone who loves and spoils her. I don't know if Uncle Li is disgusted by this kind of thing. If Uncle Li is disgusted by my telling this, my mother will definitely It will be even more uncomfortable, and it will affect the relationship between the two of them, then I am really a sinner."
After some analysis of his heart, Xiao Yu, who was originally angry, shrank. He patted Chen Zhengze's shoulder and said, "Okay, I'm actually not angry, I just stopped by to see you."
After coaxing Xiao Yu well, Chen Zhengze made a victory gesture in his heart, but he asked Xiao Yu if he wanted to stay for dinner, but Xiao Yu ran away like burning his butt.
Xiao Yu ran downstairs to Chen Zhengze's house in one breath, then stood still, stroked his chest, and laughed a few times—this kind of pretending to be angry made Chen Zhengze think of ways to coax him, it feels really good!
On the way, Chen Zhengze was still complaining in his heart, what age is this, and they still go on a blind date, and it’s the kind of blind date where the two didn’t contact each other before, and the two parents met immediately as soon as the parents contacted, and even the coffee shop where they met was given by them. It's settled, can't we just let the two people add a WeChat to chat by themselves?
Chen Zheng kept a serious expression and complained all the way.When he arrived at the coffee shop, he told the waiter the number of the reserved table, and then followed the waiter to the appointed place. Then, Chen Zhengze, who was frantically complaining and swiping the screen in his heart, was stunned, and the phone in his hand fell to the ground. On the ground, the tempered film on the screen fell out like a tortoise shell.
A man sat in the appointed seat. The man looked like a standard social elite. He was wearing a dark gray suit. His bangs were brushed up to reveal his forehead. On the bridge of his nose was a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. Narrow eyes, single eyelids, slightly raised eye tails, extremely beautiful.
Chen Zhengze looked at the person in front of him, stood there like a fool, opened and closed his mouth, but couldn't speak.Until that person walked up to him, picked up the mobile phone that fell on the ground for him, then stretched out his right hand and said, "Hello, my name is Liang Yan."
What do you mean by "mountains and rivers are full of doubts and there is no way out, and there is another village with dark willows and flowers"?That's fucking it!
The person who has been thinking about this year and the person in front of him instantly overlapped. Chen Zhengze frantically swiped the screen in his heart, but he quickly came back to his senses. He shook hands with Liang Yan like a dog and said, "Hello!" , I am Chen Zhengze."
There are not many customers in the coffee shop, and the environment is not bad. The wooden tables are matched with light brown sofas. The sun shines in from the window, and the whole shop looks bright and warm.In order to create an atmosphere, light music was played in the store, and Wang Ruolin's hoarse and sexy voice lingered faintly in the store: "How does it start to love someone/Like those people passing by on the street/Turn a corner and foresee the beauty/startfromhere ..."
After the two sat down, there was a slight silence for a while, the atmosphere was a little awkward, and there was a faint sound of music behind their ears, but luckily the waiter came over quickly and asked them to order.
Although it was an appointment to meet at a coffee shop, Chen Zhengze actually doesn't like drinking coffee. After he ordered a glass of orange juice, he looked up at Liang Yan, only to find that Liang Yan, who looked like an elite, ordered a cup instead of coffee. Milk, a man in a suit and leather shoes is holding a glass of milk. It doesn't look very good, but it is very cute.
Perhaps Chen Zhengze's expression was a bit obvious. After the waiter left, Liang Yan explained: "My stomach is a little sick, so I don't drink coffee much."
Chen Zhengze nodded and said, "You really should drink less coffee if you have a bad stomach." After he finished speaking, he hesitated for a moment, and then said, "We met a year ago, do you remember?"
After hearing Chen Zhengze's words, Liang Yan gave him a surprised look and said, "I remember." Then, after a pause, he said, "Your memory is really good."
In fact, I only remember you among that group of people, Chen Zhengze said secretly in his heart.
However, thinking this way in his heart, Chen Zhengze didn't agree with what he meant, and pretended to be modest and said: "It's okay, because you left a deep impression on me. Uh, actually, I have a question that I haven't figured out for a long time."
As soon as Chen Zhengze finished speaking, Liang Yan asked, "What's the problem?"
Chen Zhengze said with a smile: "I didn't want to understand whether you went to sign the sale that day because you were my fan, or because someone at home asked you to help sign the autograph."
Liang Yan's expression froze for a moment, and then quickly said: "It was entrusted by someone. There is a relative's child who likes you, but I can't come in person, so I was asked to sign."
It’s good if it’s not a reader. The stone in Chen Zhengze’s heart has fallen to the ground. He has written a lot of cold and ascetic characters in the past year, and they are basically shou. The glass of milk that came over was not for drinking, but for splashing.
Because the waiter came to deliver milk and orange juice, the embarrassing topic between Chen Zhengze and Liang Yan about the autograph signing came to an end.After the waiter left, Chen Zhengze quickly changed the subject and said, "It's my first time visiting this coffee shop, but his place looks pretty good."
Liang Yan picked up the milk and took a sip. After drinking, he left a light milk mustache on his upper lip, and said, "It's my first time here too. His house is really nice."
Chen Zhengze looked at the milky beard on Liang Yan's upper lip, and felt itchy in his heart. After struggling for a long time, he raised his hand and tapped his lips, saying, "There's some milk on here."
After he finished speaking, Liang Yan's hand holding the milk cup trembled. He quickly picked up a tissue on one side and wiped his upper lip, then coughed unnaturally.
When Liang Yan was wiping his mouth, Chen Zhengze turned his head to look out of the window out of politeness, although he was unwilling to look away, only to find that the reflection of the glass of this window could reflect Liang Yan's shadow, Then he found that Liang Yan's ears were red.
This is too cute!Chen Zhengze's heart was so turbulent that he pinched his thigh so hard that he could barely suppress the corners of his mouth that wanted to rise and maintain his original expression.
After Liang Yan dealt with the milk marks on his lips, he coughed unnaturally, and changed the subject clumsily: "The weather is fine today."
After hearing what Liang Yan said, Chen Zhengze couldn't hold back, pinched himself again, and then said: "It's really good, it's cooler than the previous few days, when it was almost too hot to die."
Talking about the weather is easy to kill the sky. After Chen Zhengze echoed Liang Yan, he quickly found another topic: "Are you usually busy at work? I heard that programmers are very busy at work."
After hearing this, Liang Yan was stunned for a moment, and said, "Fortunately, I'm not very busy. I, um, am a game maker and the technical team leader at Aurora Game Company. I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce my situation to you .”
"Why are you apologizing?" Chen Zhengze said with a smile: "I didn't say anything about me. If you want me to say it, our blind date is really a bit hasty this time. It's because my mother is in a hurry. It's my mother who took the initiative to contact you." home?"
Liang Yan nodded and said, "Auntie found me."
"That's it," Chen Zhengze said, "I don't blame you for this. Let me tell you the truth, I came out of the closet with my family by accident last Friday, but my mother didn't come out like a madman. I have been urging me to go on a blind date with a girl before, but she didn’t say anything when she came out of the closet, and she hurriedly asked me to go on a blind date with a man. She was afraid that if I didn’t go, there would be no chance for us to contact each other in private Here, let us meet directly, how can we cover everything in such a short time."
After Chen Zhengze finished speaking, he added: "But I understand why she did this, and I hope you don't mind."
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to part the bangs on his forehead, revealing a scar about the size of a one-yuan coin, and said, "I had a car accident five years ago, and I was lying in bed for two years because of the car accident. Forget everything about my college days. After I get well, I don’t want to live at home. She must have been scared by me and wanted to find someone to take care of me by my side, so she was in such a hurry. "
When Chen Zhengze was speaking, Liang Yan had been listening carefully. When Chen Zhengze finished speaking, he was silent for a while, and said, "It's understandable that a mother loves her son dearly."
At this point in the day's chat, Chen Zhengze felt that he could go deeper.But at this moment, Liang Yan called suddenly, he answered the phone, said a few words in a low voice, then hung up the phone, then looked at Chen Zhengze apologetically, and said, "I'm sorry, something went wrong suddenly in the company I need to go back."
After Liang Yan said this, Chen Zhengze's heart suddenly turned cold. Isn't this the official speech when a blind date feels that the other party is inappropriate?But the person who had been thinking for a year finally met, and Chen Zhengze didn't want to give up so easily, so he said, "Okay, you go and do your work first, but can I leave your phone number?"
Hearing Chen Zhengze's question, Liang Yan was a little stunned, and said, "Yes." After he finished speaking, he left a phone number for Chen Zhengze, and told him that the phone number was also a WeChat account, and then left in a hurry.
Chen Zhengze was sitting in the coffee shop, watching Liang Yan's figure gradually disappear from the glass window, and gripped the phone with the phone number saved.
No matter what, as long as we meet each other and know the name, we won't worry about the future, Chen Zhengze thought.
In the afternoon, Chen Zheng was lying on the sofa at home, not thinking about coding at all.He added Liang Yan's wechat, and the two of them just chatted for a few words, and then Liang Yan said that the company was busy with something, so he didn't say anything more.
Chen Zhengze saw that Liang Yan had no intention of chatting anymore, so he had no choice but to act considerate and ended the chat.After he stopped chatting, he clicked on Liang Yan's circle of friends and took a look, only to find that it was cleaner than white paper.
Don't talk about WeChat, there is nothing in Moments, Chen Zhengze had no choice but to save the photo of Liang Yan as the WeChat profile picture in his mobile phone. If he can't see the real person, at least he can look at the photo to satisfy his hunger.
But Chen Zhengze had just looked at the photo for a while when there was a knock on the door.He reluctantly stood up from the sofa, walked to the door with his slippers on, opened the door, and found Xiao Yu standing at the door.
Xiao Yu is Chen Zhengze's college classmate and roommate. Although Chen Zhengze forgot about college because of a car accident, this does not prevent him and Xiao Yu from becoming good friends again.
Xiao Yu is also a full-time novelist, but he writes about male stories.Two years ago, because he was annoyed by his family who always said that he was not doing a good job writing novels, he returned to Binshi from his hometown, just in time for Chen Zhengze to wake up in the hospital.He accompanied Chen Zhengze all the way in rehabilitation, adapting to this society, and getting his life back on track.During this period, not only became good friends with Chen Zhengze, but also got along very well with Chen Zhengze's family.
As soon as Xiao Yu entered the door, he yelled at Chen Zhengze and said angrily, "Brother, what do you mean?"
Chen Zhengze was taken aback by Xiao Yu's words, and quickly said, "What's wrong with me?"
Xiao Yu snorted and said, "What did you do this morning?"
When he said this, Chen Zhengze understood that he liked men, and Xiao Yu knew about his blind date with men. His mother must have told Xiao Yu.
Chen Zhengze thought, sometimes Xiao Yu is more like his mother's son than him, and the expression of the two gossiping together is exactly the same as the characteristics of gossip.
But it is precisely because of this that he dare not tell Xiao Yu that he likes men, because Xiao Yu is simply a big mouth, what he said to him one second, the next second it will definitely be will be passed on.He and Xiao Yu have known each other for two years, and now he knows that Xiao Yu's neighbor's son has a mole on his buttocks, and he has a high school classmate who had his appendix cut after surgery for appendicitis, and so on, too many to list.
Although he complained about Xiao Yu in his heart, Chen Zhengze welcomed Xiao Yu into the living room like a dog, and brought out a fruit bowl of strawberries from the kitchen, handed it to Xiao Yu, and said, "Xiao Yu, come and eat strawberries, cream Strawberries are delicious."
Xiao Yu deliberately waited for a long time before taking the fruit bowl from Chen Zhengze, glanced at the strawberry, and asked, "Have you washed it?"
Chen Zhengze spread out on the sofa again and said, "It's washed." After speaking, he took one and stuffed it into his mouth.
"Have you washed it with baking soda?" Xiao Yu asked again.
"No," Chen Zhengze said vaguely, chewing strawberries in his mouth, "Washing with water is enough. Why are you talking so much?"
"You don't know that there are pesticides on the fruits now!" Xiao Yu exploded again: "It is said in "Health Talk" that when washing fruits and vegetables, they must be soaked in baking soda, otherwise they will not be washed clean. People will get sick if they eat it."
Here it is again, Chen Zhengze closed his eyes in pain, Xiao Yu is actually very simple, he can be described in four words: big mouth, stinky, greedy, and afraid of death.
Among his characteristics, the most unbearable thing for Chen Zhengze was that he was afraid of death, too much.
Who would have thought that Xiao Yu, a character with red lips and white teeth, who looks like a member of the Bangzi Guo Boys Group, actually likes to watch health programs, and the circle of friends is filled with "Do you know, what and what can't be eaten together", "It's this little one Habits ruin your body" …
Every time Chen Zhengze sees these in Moments, he feels that his WeChat friends have added a fucking character. However, because of this characteristic, Xiao Yu has completely become friends with Chen Zhengze's mother. Became the second daughter of his old Chen family.
"Then, did "Health Talk" tell you that eating breakfast on an empty stomach is not good for your health, eating apples and dichlorvos together is easy to kill, and steamed buns cannot be eaten together with sulfuric acid?"
Chen Zhengze said this passage in a hurry and quickly, blocked everything Xiao Yu originally wanted to say, and even deceived people, asking in a daze: "Which episode is this? Why didn't I watch it?" How about it?"
Chen Zhengze: "..."
After 1 minute, Xiao Yu came to his senses, and yelled at Chen Zhengze again: "Your uncle!"
Chen Zhengze knew that he had to explain to Xiao Yu that he liked men, otherwise it would really hurt his feelings.
He thought for a while, leaned against Xiao Yu, and said, "Yu, I didn't mean to hide it from you. I knew that I liked boys since high school, but I kept it secret all these years because I was afraid that my mother would find out. You and My mother has a good relationship, you should know that she is actually quite strong and has a very stubborn personality, I'm afraid she won't be able to bear it after she finds out about it."
"And when you are with her, you should also notice that she has some scars from her right arm to her neck. It was left by a crazy woman who poured hot water on her when she took me by herself. You also You know, she is good-looking, and she is living alone with a child, so there must be gossip around her."
"You said that she has finally found someone who loves and spoils her. I don't know if Uncle Li is disgusted by this kind of thing. If Uncle Li is disgusted by my telling this, my mother will definitely It will be even more uncomfortable, and it will affect the relationship between the two of them, then I am really a sinner."
After some analysis of his heart, Xiao Yu, who was originally angry, shrank. He patted Chen Zhengze's shoulder and said, "Okay, I'm actually not angry, I just stopped by to see you."
After coaxing Xiao Yu well, Chen Zhengze made a victory gesture in his heart, but he asked Xiao Yu if he wanted to stay for dinner, but Xiao Yu ran away like burning his butt.
Xiao Yu ran downstairs to Chen Zhengze's house in one breath, then stood still, stroked his chest, and laughed a few times—this kind of pretending to be angry made Chen Zhengze think of ways to coax him, it feels really good!
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