On the Possibility of Iron Bucket Zombies Meeting Old Drivers

Wei Liang held the steering wheel with one hand, and cursed at the phone with the other, "Yeah, that's fine! You woke me up in the middle of the night just to come to the airport to open this little QQ for you! Tell me! Today I owe you a lot of favors." Big hair!"

"Yes, yes, yes! I'm catching a plane! Turn around! Turn around, my buddy will definitely give you a big treat..."

"It's got it! Don't make you poor!" Wei Liang, who was already drowsy, pinched Wang Lu's thoughts, rubbed his forehead, and stared at the road with wide eyes.

"What way am I going here? The moon is dark and the wind is high, the trees are overgrown, the wind is unpredictable, and there are no street lights! Baidu is going to trap me in the underworld! Hey? Where are the high beams of this broken car?" Wei Liang slowed down the car and lowered his head to touch the switch.

Wei Liang fumbled for a long time and finally found the switch. Two beams of white light rushed out, shining a white face in front of the windshield!

Wei Liang slammed on the brakes in horror, "Damn it! I'm going to hell!"

As soon as the car stopped, the ghost floated over with a pale face and a pale bucket, opened the car door and burrowed in.

Ah, it looks like an ancient ghost!It even opens the car door!The sample has been lurking in the world for a long time!

"Master, you're here—oh!" Zheng Yu was kicked out by a scud as soon as his butt touched the seat!

Wei Liang looked smug, "Master? My master confiscated you as an apprentice!"

Zheng Yu rubbed his butt, "Hey, why do you beat people!"

"Hey! Give me the beating! Are you a human!"

"Damn! Let me tell you, are you sick? You can just swear! Be careful, I will sue you!"

"How can you complain about me? The Neighborhood Committee or the Administrator of the Neighborhood? The fortune teller told me that I live a long life! If you want to get revenge on me, wait for more than 70 years!"

"You, you—" Zheng Yu was really pissed off by this anger, "I'm crying, I'm crying, auntie, auntie..."

The call is coming!not good!

"You're waiting for you!" Zheng Yu said harshly first.

Sure enough, as soon as Zheng Yu answered the phone, he heard Baozi yelling, "Have you arrived, Yu'er? Everyone has checked to the fourth floor!"

When is it not good to check the night, but it is a rare day for him to work nights!

"Baozi, you have to drag it for me! Don't delay it! I'll be right back!"

The more Wei Liang looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong. Does the ghost have a mobile phone?No, it sounds like a college dorm check...

Hello! "Wei Liang called out the window, "Are you a human or a ghost?" "

Zheng Yu jumped into the car and rushed towards him, putting his nose against his nose, gnashing his teeth: "You are a ghost! Your whole family is a ghost!"

Wei Liang was taken aback by his pounce, almost looked cross-eyed, moved away a little, and saw the layers of pimples on his face, "No! You are not a ghost, dressed like this in the middle of the night. Shaking! Young people are very interesting!"

"Sexy, you uncle! Do you understand cosplay! Do you know Bai Wuchang! Dude!"

"Damn it! You're impermanent if you put a bucket on it? A human iron bucket or a zombie is still an iron one!"

Zheng Yu took a deep breath: "I, I won't be poor with you! Hurry up and drive! If you don't leave, I will really report you!"

Wei Liang laughed angrily, "Let's go? Where are you going? Hey, I'm not an old driver, I have to take you with me as soon as you get in the car!"

Zheng Yu started to roll up his sleeves, "You're too stingy—"

"Silly crying, silly crying, auntie, auntie..."

Zheng Yu frowned, no way!Check it out so soon!

"Hey!"

"Uh... is it Mr. Zheng?"

"Ah? Ah..."

"The XXX road was the car you called just now, right? I'm here now, but I haven't seen you?"

what? !

Zheng Yu rushed to the car window to look out, and there was a car parked behind.

Wei Liang grabbed him, "Want to run now? I can't!"

"Wait!" Zheng Yu looked at him suddenly, "You are not my brother!"

"Brother?! Have you ever seen a taxi using QQ!"

"No, then why did you see me stop the car just now?"

Wei Liang became angry immediately, "Who doesn't tremble in fright when you stand there like a ghost in the middle of the night and wave your hands!"

"..."

"Sir? Sir?"

"Hey hey hey! I'll be right there!" Zheng Yu rushed out as soon as he shook off Wei Liang, and got into a taxi.

"Brother! I will add money to you within 5 minutes!"

"Come on! Brother used to play racing!"

The yellow car shadow rushed out, and Wei Liang, who was lying on the passenger seat and was about to close the car door, was slapped with dust all over his face.

I! ×!you!Ya!two!big!Lord!

"Bah, bah, bah!" Wei Liang wiped his face and gritted his teeth, "Don't let me see you again!"

"Qiqiqiking——qikingkingking——"

Turned off!fire!up!

"Depend on!!!"

"Denden, blah blah, blah blah, blah—"

Wei Liang spent a long time trying not to open his eyes, so he could only save his strength to open his mouth first.

"Hey……"

"Brother!!! Help!!!" Wei Liang's eyelids that had been stuck together burst open at the sound of the voice, and he sat up on the bed awkwardly.

"I'll go! Your name is Hun'er early in the morning!"

"Brother!! Do you remember that box of props I moved back yesterday? I put it behind the sofa!"

Wei Liang fell back again, "Oh."

"No, brother! We're about to start the show! Can you send the things over now?"

Brother Wei was indifferent: "No."

"Brother~ Da Zong Gong~ Another day I will introduce you to the beautiful and tender little Shou Shou~"

"Hehe, your taste is what I doubt the most in the whole of Beijing. Look at that guy you brought me last time. Damn, the pussy smell all over my body is more smoky than second-hand smoke!"

"Brother!!! I promise! I absolutely guarantee the quality this time! If I find another sissy, I won't be able to marry! I have sent such

This vicious oath, bro, don't you believe me? ? ! "

Wei Liang was very disdainful: "I also made a plan that you would not be able to get married and cheat your brother for the rest of your life."

"Brother!!" The yelling over there was extremely miserable, "I'm your own sister!!"

This girl Wei Wei has no other skills. Everyone in the street knows how to hang her voice. Wei Liang scratched his head in irritability: "It's got it! I owe you in my previous life!"

When Wei Liang arrived at the gate of University A, he called Wei Wei.

"I'm at the gate of your school."

"Brother, I'm waiting for you at the gate of the club!"

The school didn't allow cars to enter, so Wei Liang had no choice but to send them in according to the order. Miss Wei rushed into his arms and took the props away, and slipped a can of coffee into his coat pocket by the way, "Brother loves you!" Then he ran back in a hurry.

"Run slower!" Wei Liang shouted from behind.

"Hey hey!"

Wei Liang, who finished serving his sister, looked at the sky with vicissitudes of life, and found a random place to drink coffee.

Wei Liang was unlucky, he ran into a red light at the first intersection, and wanted to check his phone to pass the time, but ended up reaching into his trouser pocket.

? ?Where's the phone? ?

Wei Liang digs again, sadly discovering that the only thing he can find in his trouser pocket is his own eggs.

"I'm going! I'm going to recite this! I'm going to be crazy about giving that little aunt a prop! This business will make my front teeth laugh out loud! Dear, I'll make a phone call first to see if I can meet you." The contemporary Lei Feng..."

These days, everyone has two mobile phones in their pockets, but no one dares to borrow a stranger to make a call. Wei Liang scolded those liars who have harmed good people like them for nothing, and finally found one around the corner. Public telephone booth.

"Tsk tsk! This phone looks older than me. With this dial, you can perform on stage with two strokes of a crayon! Forget it, sir!" Wei Liang picked up the receiver and dialed his cell phone number skillfully .

"Om-oom-oom--" Zheng Yu held all the books in his left hand, took out his mobile phone and read them as he walked.

Fei: Fish!Have you looked at the school forum?

Fish: What happened to the forum?

Fei: Go and see, go and see!You will regret it if you don't watch it!

Zheng Yu's indifferent face: If you dare to let me see the high-definition picture of me being caught late and not taking off my make-up and being punished to stand downstairs in the dormitory until two o'clock in the morning, I will give the key to our dormitory to fourth brother Hehe you Take care little chrysanthemum!

Fei: Damn, are you brothers?

Fish: No [People's Daily smiles]

Fei: I'm not kidding you!There are handsome guys in the forum!

Zheng Yu dubiously went to the school forum, and sure enough, he saw a hot post that was upvoted.

A big surprise reveals the best sportsman!

The previous host babbled on and on about a long list of nonsense, which made Zheng Yu wonder if there were any photos.

Hey, don't say it, there really is.

This shoulder, this waist, this leg.

The science and engineering modeling class next door came for a walk in their school?

He doesn't look like a student like this!

Zheng Yu stroked his chin.

Fish: To be honest, I think this person looks familiar.

fly:……

Fei: How deeply influenced are you by Marx to say such an old-fashioned routine? ? ?

fish:? ? ? ?

Fish: Does this have anything to do with Marx? ?

Fish: No!What an old-fashioned routine!Does it look familiar?

Fly: OK OK OK!You are familiar with you!bring it on!Please tell your stories!

Yu: [Indifference.jpg] I still have to go to Lao Zhang, and I will leave the glorious and arduous role of the handsome man with human flesh to you.

Zheng Yu could hear Tu Ruofei giggling across the screen.

"That...senior?" Zheng Yu raised his head and met the blingbling little eyes of his primary school girl.

I go, here I go again.

"Hello." Zheng Yu put on the People's Daily smile within a second, with a smile on his face and motivation in his heart.

What other excuses didn't work? ? ? ? ? ?

"Learn, senior..." The elementary school girl was full of shyness, "I, I, I, can I—"

"Silly crying, silly crying, auntie, auntie~"

opportunity!

"I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry to leave now!" Zheng Yu fled the scene of the crime holding up his mobile phone and saying "Hello, hello".

After running for a long distance, guessing that the elementary school girl would not follow, Zheng Yu breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the phone screen, "Who is really timely..."

"Hello."

"Hi, I'm the owner."

Zheng Yu:? ? ? ?Chicken owner? ? ? ?

"Excuse me. Did you type the wrong number? I don't know you."

"Tsk", the tone over there was full of disgust, "Of course you don't know me! Where are you now? I'll come over and get my phone."

"?? Cell phone? What cell phone?"

"My cell phone! It's the one in your hand."

Zheng Yu was puzzled, "You really dialed the wrong number! This is my phone."

"Brother, this is your fault! The owner of the phone has come to the door, why are you struggling here? Be obedient, put down the phone, and become a Buddha immediately."

Zheng Yu: (▼ヘ▼#) This person must be sick!

Zheng Yu held his temper patiently: "You-really-wrong-hit!"

"Impossible! I can memorize my own cell phone number in reverse order! Boy! Listen to my advice! Have you memorized the core values ​​of socialism? Be a flower of the motherland that is honest and friendly. Will be strangled in the gutter!"

Zheng Yu: "Sir, I can rearrange and reassemble all the bones in your body, so that your own mother will never recognize you again!"

After finishing speaking, hang up the phone, and Mom sells the batch, all in one go.

"Beep-beep-beep-"

I ×!How dare you hang up!electricity!talk!

"I rely on this quality! Even if I can't get the phone back, I will still have to scold you for being bloody and numb, calling mom is useless..." Wei Liang gritted his teeth and continued typing, but he pressed the button halfway...

? ? ? ?

Wei Liang pressed 8 and 9 again in disbelief.

Then the expression was blank for two seconds.

Wei Liang: I have a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.

What a broken phone this horse is! The pressing keys of 8 and 9 are actually reversed! !

It's over, it's a shame this time. ,

Zheng Yu squatted down and tied the loose shoelaces. Just as he got up to leave, a bag scratched his face with a whimper, and Zheng Yu was stunned to make a 360 turn on the spot.

Zheng Yu stood there in a daze.

Who am I Where am I What happened?

"Ah!!!!!!!" The owner of the bag let out a horrific scream.

Zheng Yu was called back to his soul: I was not the one who was smashed? ? ? ? ?

"My classmate, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, how are you? Does it hurt? Do you want to go to the hospital..." The girl bowed beside him and apologized.

Zheng Yu has always had a good temper with reasonable people, stroked his messy hair, and said with a smile: "It's all right, it's all right, don't run so fast, be careful not to fall."

When the girl saw his face, her face was already flushed, and now her mouth, which was like a cannonball just now, was too awkward to say a word, and she held back for a long time before she said: "Student, why don't I treat you to dinner?" It's so embarrassing!"

Zheng Yu: "No, no, it's a small matter! Look, I'm fine! Is there still time for you to go to class?"

Only then did the girl remember that she was about to be late, and she didn't care about striking up a conversation, so she ran away in a panic.

Zheng Yu sighed, why is it so bad today...

When the book was just turning around, the top book flew out, and Zheng Yu had no choice but to squat down and reach out to pick it up under the bench.

"Huh? Whose phone is this?"

Zheng Yu looked at the black phone over and over again, "Is this the girl's? It doesn't look like it's for a girl..." Then he planned to turn on the phone to look at the interface inside.

"Nimma is going to fly--is Nima going to fly--"

The sudden light-up of the phone screen really startled Zheng Yu, "Damn it scared me...Hello?"

"Hey."

Zheng Yu suspiciously took the phone away from his ear and glanced at it, why is it so familiar?

"Hi, I'm the owner."

The owner = that idiot just now.

Zheng Yu finally understood, and smiled sinisterly: "Oh~ it's you again, Master——"

Wei Liang was startled, and subconsciously looked at the number, why is it him again? ? ?

Look at the number, yes!Isn't this my own number?

The other side seemed to have guessed what he was doing, "Hey! Don't doubt it! You dialed it right this time! It is indeed your mobile phone in my hand now, and there is an uncovered sewer near my feet. The owner of the phone Ah, the thing is like this, after listening to your teachings just now, Benhua took it for granted, and felt that what I did before was really sorry for the hard work of the socialist core values ​​of the motherland and the brilliance of Grandpa Mao, so I decided to realize it. If you don’t make up your mind and make a deep self-criticism, then put down the butcher’s phone and become a Buddha right away!”

"Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't! Then what... have something to say! Kindness makes money hahahaha... The hero found the phone, so thank you for your kindness! So, how about I treat the hero to a meal?"

Zheng Yu finally had the pleasure of getting revenge, "Okay, okay, I don't have to eat, I don't have time yet! I'm on the bench in the flower bed on the left side of the library, come and get it."

"All right! I'll be right there!"

Zheng Yu sat on the bench and turned out the building to look again. The people on the building were either infatuated or begging for human flesh. There was really nothing to see, so Zheng Yu went back to the top floor to ponder the photo.

Tu Ruofei knew him, and the appearance of this person really suits his taste.Zheng Yu narrowed his eyes and estimated, "185...186..."

Suddenly, he raised his head as if feeling something, and a number that couldn't be more accurate popped out of his mouth, "188."

He raised his phone and looked again and again, damn it!Isn't the person walking towards him over there the one in the photo! ! !

The handsome man seemed to have seen him, and suddenly quickened his pace. Zheng Yu cut his hair quickly, and then sat there dignifiedly watching him come.

Well, yes, the front face is as good-looking as the profile face.

But I don’t know if I’m dazed. The more I look at Zheng Yu, the more I feel that this person looks familiar, as if I’ve seen him somewhere. Zheng Yu is a little short-sighted. After thinking about it, he ignored the getting closer and closer distance between the two nail clippers.

"Then what," said the handsome man, classmate, you were the one who picked up the phone, right?

As soon as something stuttered in Zheng Yu's mind, he was suppressed by the four bright characters.

Stupid machine owner? ? ?

Zheng Yu's eyes are all round, aren't they?

"The owner?"

Zheng Yu's face is one of the best in media colleges. Now that his eyes are wide open, he wants to be so cute. The resentment in Wei Liang's heart was suddenly pleased by this face, so he didn't care. That address, he replied in a good voice: "Ah, it's me."

Zheng Yu stared at him dumbfounded, unable to utter a single sarcasm that he had prepared.

Forget it, you are good-looking and you are right in everything you say.

Zheng Yu honestly returned the phone to him.

Wei Liang, too, didn't expect him to be so talkative now, he didn't know how to deal with it for a while, "Uh...thanks, brother! Shall I treat you to a meal?"

Just now Zheng Yu was very annoyed at the missed opportunity to strike up a conversation with someone who rejected him before, but when he turned around and heard the word "Okay", he almost almost fell out of his mouth.

However, something that only stumbled just now suddenly rose from the ground at this moment.

This face, this voice...

I'm not an old driver, I have to take you when you get in the car!

"Damn!" Zheng Yu stood up awkwardly, poking his nose with his fingers, "Old driver?!"

Wei Liang was still in a daze at first, but after two seconds...

"Damn it! Iron bucket zombie!"

"You are a zombie! Your whole family is a zombie!"

"You grandson! It's because I was frozen for most of the night in the wilderness!"

"It's none of my business that you've been frozen for half the night! You think I kicked me and we're not done yet!"

……

Tu Ruofei knew that Zheng Yu was back when he heard the sound of the key being inserted into the lock, and raised his head and said excitedly: "Yu'er, why don't you reply to my QQ, I told you that the handsome man appeared again—eh? My mother Yeah, what's wrong with you? Didn't you go to Lao Zhang? Did Lao Zhang hit you or sleep with you? Why did you become like this..."

"No-what-what-" Zheng Yu tore off his crumpled shirt, and scratched his hair irritably, "I just rode on the road and picked up a dog!"

Tu Ruofei, a dog lover who turned his back in an instant, was the first to dissatisfy: "Dog?? If he hurts you, you just clean him up! I tell you that all living beings are equal and now dogs also have rights..."

Zheng Yu annoyed him the most, so he glanced at him, "Shut up! Do you look like I'm flattering you?"

"Really," the righteous words on Tu Ruofei's face, as if taking off his mask, were replaced by sarcasm in a second, "Tsk tsk, it's too embarrassing for you to go out, don't call it my brother... "As he was talking, Tu Ruofei felt that the topic seemed to be skewed, so he turned back without hesitation, "Hey, let me tell you about that handsome guy——"

"Oh", Zheng Yu said angrily, "I saw him today."

"Damn! You didn't tell me about this kind of thing earlier! How is it?"

Zheng Yu, who was about to enter the bathroom, suddenly turned around, gritted his teeth and said four words: "Human face and animal heart!"

"what?"

Zheng Yu felt a little sick.

I feel like I'm swaying on a roller coaster, and the lunch that is full of me is almost ready to come out.

Zheng Yu woke up by retching himself.

Then I was almost blinded by the bright yellow rapeseed flowers outside the window.

Zheng Yu looked around and was horrified to find that he was the only one left in the car! !

"My God! Where are people??!"

An angry roar came from the front of the car: "I'm not human!"

Yes, yes, the driver is still there!

"Hey, master! Where is this?"

One minute later, Zheng Yu stood in the endless vegetable field and watched the bus leave in a hurry.

Zheng Yu scratched his hair irritably, "Why are you sitting too far! This place is so remote, I don't know when there will be a car coming..."

"what--"

The scream was so severe that Zheng Yu trembled, touched his hairy heart, and then Zheng Yu walked cautiously along the source of the sound.

Drawing boards and brushes were randomly scattered on the ground, corresponding to the girl in a long skirt lying upside down.The girl clutched her stomach and curled up on the ground, her light green skirt was soaked in blood to dark red.

Zheng Yu hurried over to help her up, "Hey! What's wrong with you?"

The girl covered her stomach, looked up at him with difficulty, her face was frighteningly pale, she said with trembling lips, "It hurts... my stomach... hurts..."

Zheng Yu's first reaction was to call an ambulance, but then he turned his head and thought of this remote country. When the ambulance came, the girl didn't know if she was alive. If she went out to find someone, she was afraid that she would not be able to find her. ...

I can only take her with me!

Zheng Yu gritted his teeth, and bent down to pick up the girl, but when she touched her, she let out a miserable cry of pain, which made Zheng Yu withdraw his hand quickly in fright.

"Oh my god what's going on with this... yes! Is there anyone—"

"Is anyone—help—"

Old Li Tou was still spitting and trying to sell his 200-year-old chamber pot, Wei Liang put his backpack on his shoulders, squinted his eyes and said to Old Li Tou: "Come on! Don't yell! I came here just for that faience pot, since you have changed hands, let's work together next time!"

Old Li said resentfully: "Success, success, goodbye."

Wei Liang walked out of the backyard of Lao Litou's house, and stepped into the rapeseed field while putting earphones in his ears, "This old man, I can't see how he wants to raise the price! Tsk, this time I'm lying Can't make it round!"

Wei Liang was in the business of collecting antiques. Except for the occasional trip to sell goods, the rest of the time was really free, so he was not in a hurry to go back, so he walked slowly in the fields wearing earphones.After walking around for twenty minutes, Wei Liang suddenly took off his earphones.

It seems that someone is shouting?

Wei Liang heard a general idea, vaguely, so he walked inside for a while.

"Help—yes—cough, cough, is there anyone—"

Really!

The rape blossoms grew too densely and tall, Wei Liang searched while running, "Where are you?"

A hand stretched out from the bright yellow flowers, waving vigorously.

Wei Liang ran over quickly, with a look of surprise on his face, "Aren't you—"

Zheng Yu didn't expect to be this enemy again, "I'm sure it's you again! No! Is there a clinic near here? This girl looks like she's dying!"

"Yes!" Wei Liang squatted down to look at the girl's condition, "Are you pregnant?"

The girl was as angry as a thread: "No, I don't know..."

"Pregnant, pregnant?! Could it be a miscarriage?!"

"Probably!" Wei Liang made a quick decision, "Pick her up!" Then he took out the phone.

"No! Can you move? I just touched her and she hurts."

Wei Liang: "It hurts so much whether you touch her or not!"

Zheng Yu didn't dare to say anything more, so he quickly followed Wei Liang with his arms in his arms.

"Hey! Old Li! It's me! Is the doctor in your village in the station now..."

It is not easy to trot with such a big living person. After Zheng Yu followed for about ten minutes, the speed was obviously much slower. Wei Liang hung the bag around his neck, "I will take it!"

"Ah good……"

Old Li answered the phone and asked someone to wait in the health room. As soon as Wei Liang and Zheng Yu arrived, the doctor and his wife picked up the girl.

The two leaned against the wall together to breathe.

"Hey! Iron bucket zombie!" Wei Liang pressed his chin against the door of the clinic, "Your?"

Zheng Yu rolled his eyes, "My sister! Why don't you say it's yours!"

At that moment, Wei Liang suddenly felt that the way Zheng Yu rolled his eyes was pleasing to the eye, even a little...cute?

Zheng Yu was so stared at by him, "Why are you looking at me? Do you want to fight?"

Wei Liang looked away as if nothing had happened, and said nonsense shamelessly: "I think you look good when you are white and dyed red.

of. ”

Zheng Yu looked at him with a strange expression.

"Hey! How are you so proficient?"

Wei Liang's hand touching the cigarette was stuck in his trouser pocket, "My mother also drank before."

Zheng Yu looked at himself, then at Wei Liang, who was covered in blood red at the same time, and suddenly let out a chuckle: "You really are..."

"Really what?"

"It's nothing."

The two stared at each other for a few seconds.

"Hahahahaha..."

"Iron barrel zombie, you got blood poured on you when you went out!"

"Old driver, you forgot to bring sanitary napkins when you went out!"

……

Wei Liang remembered something very important when he sent Zheng Yu to school and returned home.

"Tsk, I forgot to ask the iron barrel zombie's name..."

"Brother! Brother!" Wei Wei ran into the house excitedly, the door slammed, and Wei Liang's beautiful waist, which had just settled on the shelf, twisted charmingly.

The veins on Wei Liang's forehead flickered.

Miss Wei didn't know it, she was still in the living room looking for her brother at the top of her voice.

Wei Liang carefully closed the door of the storage room, and cast a sideways glance at her: "What are you doing! Is your brother dead or something!"

Seeing him coming out of the collection room, Wei Wei immediately faltered, shrinking her neck and whispering apologetically, "Hey hey hey, I haven't seen you for a few days and I just came to see you..."

Uncle Wei Liang sat down on the sofa and raised one leg: "Tell me, what else do you want me to ask?"

"Hey!" Miss Wei hooked her brother's shoulders and smiled: "I really don't have anything to ask of you this time. Your sister and I are a gentleman, so I'm here to fulfill my promise!"

Speaking of this, Wei Liang really remembered the iron barrel zombie, "By the way, I just have something to ask—"

Ms. Wei looked excited, "Let me tell you, yesterday our club and animation club had a friendship, let me know a shocking secret!"

She muttered; "Our school girl, wow, is the school girl I used to be obsessed with, he, unexpectedly,"

Wei Wei opened her arms and jumped up: "It's gay!!"

Wei Liang: "...Oh, let me ask you—"

Wei Wei: "I just said that he didn't react at all when so many girls confessed to her in the past. It turns out that she is a beautiful girl..."

Wei Liang: "I didn't say—"

"Brother," Miss Wei suddenly hugged her hands sincerely, "Since people don't like women, your sister and I have no chance, and I will give you the chance to kidnap the beautiful little brother home. A beautiful and good-tempered sister-in-law is also eye-catching at home. Oh, by the way, you still don’t know how good-looking she is? Let me show you the photos. I have photos of his cosplay here..."

Wei Liang hurriedly asked, "Do you recognize the Iron Bucket Zombie??!"

Wei Wei glared at him: "What iron barrel zombie! This is Bai Wuchang! Have you ever seen such a beautiful zombie!"

Wei Liang: "No! Do you know him?"

Wei Wei was inexplicable: "I don't know him and I introduce him to you?"

There is no place to find if you break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to suffer.

Wei Liang's eyes narrowed slightly, and the corner of his mouth curled up into a wicked smile, looking like a rascal, Wei Wei's heart skipped a beat.

"It's not brother, what is your expression? Although he is good-looking, he is a serious person, please don't, don't mess around!"

Wei Liang slapped her on the forehead, "What are you thinking about! Go, ask me out!"

Wei Wei was quite frightened by his expression just now, and now her tongue is still tied: "Yoyoyo, dating?!!"

Wei Liang slapped his backhand again, "What a fart! Is your brother this kind of person?!"

Wei Wei covered her forehead and shook her head in humiliation.

Wei Liang pretentiously adjusted the neckline: "This is called a blind date. Go!"

"Oh……"

"By the way, you didn't show him my picture, did you?"

Ms. Wei looked sad: "I have to have it too! I usually look like a dog. I don't know how the photos are taken. It doesn't look like a good person. The people in our dormitory always think that there are gangsters in my family. How dare I give it to him?" ah!"

Wei Liang waved his hand in satisfaction.

"Hey brother, let me give you his phone number first!"

"No, I have it."

Wei Wei: "????!"

Wei Wei rushed back to the sofa with a stride, "How did you not have it? What kind of invisible PY transaction did you two carry out behind my back???!!"

Wei Liang smiled charmingly: "Secret." After speaking, he licked Wei Wei's hairy head, "Your brother is in a good mood, I'll buy the tickets for next month's concert!"

"Really?"

"One word from your brother, it's hard to chase after a horse."

"Ok, ok, ok!" Ms. Wei happily ran back to the room to notify her friend, but just as she reached the door, she paused and turned her head slightly: "Brother, are you playing tricks on me again?"

Wei Liang smiled: "How is it possible."

"Didn't you agree to the tickets for my x concert last month? You bastard!!!!"

"Hey! Fish! How about going?"

Zheng Yu sighed, "Blind date."

"Blind date???" Tu Ruofei's eyeballs almost fell out of the glasses frame, "Isn't it because of your fascination? You don't like mysterious handsome men?!"

Zheng Yu didn't know what to think of: "Has your human flesh passed away?"

Tu Ruofei shook his head.

Zheng Yu sighed again, not knowing whether it was disappointment or what, then he patted Tu Ruofei on the shoulder, and educated him earnestly: "Young man, if you come out to play around, you always have to pay it back."

Tu Ruofei rolled up his sleeves: "Who! How dare you oppress my brother! Let me help you deal with him!"

"Wei Wei."

Tu Ruofei's face turned pale, "Huahuahua, the drama club?"

Who can resist the drama club when he goes crazy!

"Where is my cactus? This cactus has been with me for three years, just like my own son..."

Zheng Yu kicked over, "Fuck you!"

Tu Ruofei clutched his butt and ran back to gossip: "Who did she introduce to you?"

"Her brother, I know his name is Wei Liang." Zheng Yu frowned disgustedly, "Hearing the name sounds like a fake mother."

"Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..."

Tu Ruofei laughed so hard that his stomach ached: "Brother, it's not easy! You are lucky, and my spirit is with you! Ah yes, come back and help me carry the duck neck bag."

Zheng Yu's backhand is a slipper!

The meeting place was arranged at a cafe not far from the school. Zheng Yu told the waiter "I have an appointment", and then followed Wei Wei's description to find a blind date.

"Tall, strong, and handsome... Tsk, she won't brag to me, how can it be—" Zheng Yu suddenly stopped, "Old driver?"

The other party waved to him in a very good temper, signaling him to go over.

Anyway, I can't find that person now, it's really awkward to stand there, Zheng Yu just passed by, the two of them didn't know each other, it's a bit hypocritical now.

"any drinks?"

"No need," Zheng Yu put his arms around his chest and looked him up and down, "I said you look like a dog in a suit!"

Wei Liang has a good figure, and the third button of his shirt is tightly pulled up. Zheng Yu squints his eyes and looks more and more beautiful. He is tall, handsome, and has a good figure——

Zheng Yu: "..." What the hell? ? !

"Wei Liang?"

Wei Liang smiled: "Hmm! By the way, I'm so conspicuous here and it took you so long to recognize me?"

Zheng Yu really felt that the world was a little fantasy, "Are you really Wei Liang??!"

"Shall I check your ID?"

Zheng Yu stared at him for two seconds, then suddenly pursed his lips tightly.

His lips were light pink, and at this moment they were pursed into a daydream line. Wei Liang was looking at him in a daze, but his mood was forcibly destroyed by this man's strange trembling rhythm.

It wasn't until Wei Liang took his eyeballs away from the man's lips that he realized what the man opposite him was doing.

Zheng Yu couldn't help but hold back his laughter: "The fake girl hahaha...you are that fake girl hahahaha..."

Wei Liang: ...

He suddenly narrowed his eyes, raised his upper body and approached Zheng Yu, "Baby, do you really want to have a deep discussion with me about whether I am a fake mother?"

I don't know if his current posture is too oppressive or because he was frightened by his "baby", Zheng Yu was stunned for a rare time, his peach-shaped eyes opened helplessly, so cute that Wei Liang couldn't help but want to put him on the ground. ground □ □.

"You you you! Who are you! Stay away from him!"

Zheng Yu and Wei Liang turned their heads at the same time.

"Lin Kai?" Zheng Yu suddenly had a headache, why is he so fat again?