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Chapter 51 Lies
"Really?" Lin Lu tidied up his books and looked at Fang Zheng suspiciously, "I think you're acting weird today."
"Is there?" Fang Zheng said, "I'm very normal. Are you going back now?"
"Yeah." Lin Lu stood up with a book in his hand, "Grandpa's meal is probably ready, so I won't wait for him to call me, I'll do my homework when I get home."
Fang Zheng thought to himself, so what's the point of me making this big pass today?
"Are you still writing that math test paper?" Fang Zheng asked.
Lin Lu, who didn't think too much about it after knowing it later, finally came back to it: "How much do you think about my math test paper?"
"Huh?" Fang Zheng swallowed, and said nervously, "What's your opinion? What can I say about a broken test paper?"
"Then why are you mentioning this test paper again and again?" Lin Lu asked, "Or are you talking to Jane..."
"It's really annoying!" Fang Zheng interrupted him abruptly, rushed over and pulled out the test paper in his hand, his brain was working extremely fast, and he opened his mouth to talk, "I'll admit it, it's just our class No.1, yes, our class monitor, she is good at math in our class, but she just can't solve some difficult questions, so she likes to collect all kinds of difficult test papers and other exercises, and when she hears about you The teacher in the first class came out with a very difficult math test paper and started thinking about it, and then she happened to know that I knew someone in the first class, so she kept begging me to help me get a class one Give her the test paper, you don't even know how annoying she is, from nagging in the first class to the last class today, when I don't agree to her after school, she stops me from leaving, if you say she will stop If you go too far, you are still a girl, right? I don't want to embarrass a girl too much, so I just..."
Although the bastard Fang was speaking fluently and didn't get stuck, the hand holding the test paper couldn't help trembling and his eyes kept looking up and down. It was written on his whole face that I was talking about it big characters.
But in the eyes of the lover, there is a heart-to-heart trust.After Lin Lu listened to Fang Zheng's nonsense in silence, he didn't think that he was lying at all, but was thinking about the content of Fang Zheng's words.
Holding the flimsy test paper in his hand, Fang Zheng silently confessed to the class monitor ten thousand times in his heart, because in fact their class monitor is a generous girl with a casual attitude towards study, she is very kind and never annoying.
"You mean, from preventing me from going home to do the test papers to giving me all the attention, the purpose is to get the test paper in my hand, and it must be unwritten?" Lin Lu said.
Fang Zheng nodded immediately: "Yes."
"Is your monitor a girl?" Lin Lu asked.
Fang Zheng didn't understand why the topic turned to this, but he quickly replied: "Yes."
"Why didn't you just ask me for it at the beginning? Isn't it easy to go around in such a big circle?" Lin Lu asked again.
Fang Zheng didn't understand why the topic turned back, but he quickly started another wave of nonsense: "Isn't that embarrassing? You only have one test paper for each class? I want you? Is it gone? But I promised our monitor again, you understand? I am quite embarrassed."
"Fang Zheng," Lin Lu said with a sigh, "Did you never know that there are copy shops in the world?"
Fang Zheng: "..." Why did he miss this point alone!
"However, the copy shops are also closed now." Lin Lu added.
Fang Zheng didn't dare to speak, he was ashamed to gossip anymore, and it would be impossible to make up for such a mentally handicapped loophole.
But today Lin Lu was so understanding that he was so empathetic: "I know that you sometimes think about one thing straight, and you don't think about other aspects at all. When your squad leader asks you for help, are you full of thoughts? I was thinking, "Oh, how should I speak? Is it not good for me? If I really ask Lin Lu to ask for it, what will he do?" Think on the road that a copy can solve the problem?"
"...Yes." Fang Zheng lowered his head and said, "I know I'm very mentally retarded, so hurry up and laugh at me to your heart's content, without giving me face."
Lin Lu didn't laugh at him, but said: "Then you take the test paper away, it doesn't matter if I don't have it."
Fang Zheng suddenly felt that he couldn't tell such a lie. If he really took the test paper away, he didn't need it. Then Lin Lu who needed it would be punished by the teacher for this broken test paper , What the hell is this!
Take a ten thousand step back and say why he didn't just be honest, he just didn't want Lin Lu and Jian Yan to have an exchange in the depths of the test paper!
Hold!Because I can't think of a reason!
"Otherwise, let's forget it," Fang Zheng said, "I'll tell our monitor directly tomorrow."
"It's okay." Lin Lu walked to the door of the bedroom with his homework in his arms. After opening the bedroom door, he looked back at him and said, "It's better to do what you promised her. After all, if you promise her, she will hug her." Full of expectations, it's hard to feel unfulfilled."
Fang Zheng heard a bit of sadness from his last sentence, and just about to say a few more words, Lin Lu went out and closed the door behind him.
Fangzheng was left alone on the spot, at a loss for what to do with the root of all evil in his hand.
The first class on Tuesday was math class. The math teacher in Class [-] was a particularly strict female teacher. She was standing on the podium and explaining the test papers. Lin Lu's desk was blank.
"Male god!" Jian Yan pushed the test paper between their desks, "Let's read it together."
In fact, there is a math test paper in Lin Lu's schoolbag at the moment, but he is not willing to take it out.
Because Fang Zheng hand-copied this math test paper word by word.
This morning, Fang Zheng suddenly took out the original math test paper from his schoolbag and gave it to him, and took out this handwritten version to express that he had not failed the monitor's expectations, and would not let Lin Lu be punished by the teacher .
Lin Lu directly took the handwritten copy and asked Fang Zheng to give the original copy to their squad leader.
Fang Zheng is a thief who hates writing. Take composition as an example. He never drafts a composition. He only writes a composition once. Do not rewrite.
Such a person actually hand-copied a math test paper with a total of six editions, which can be said to be quite precious!
How could such a precious thing fall into the hands of others!
"Are you telling me that the math teacher is too strict?" Jian Yan said in a low voice, "Is this topic so private? We have to accept it after the lecture, and it's not the topic of this midterm exam. Isn't it superfluous? And If we want to pass the test papers out, she won't be able to prevent it? Doesn't it bother her?"
"Who, who knows." Lin Lu said.
"The most troublesome thing is that when the teacher clears the test papers later, he will know that your test papers have been lost, and he doesn't know what to scold you for!"
Last time I lost my math homework for one person in a class. She was pointed at her nose by the teacher and scolded for half an hour before she stopped talking. She is still a little girl with a fragile heart, and her eyes were red when she was scolded by the teacher.
"No, it's okay." Lin Lu said with a smile.
"Male god, you can still laugh in this situation." Jian Yan was quite surprised, "You don't usually laugh, but you actually laughed when you were about to be scolded!"
Lin Lu quickly turned into a cold face: "..."
In that math class, when the teacher collected the test paper, he found that he had dropped the test paper, and the whole person went crazy!
The test papers are all dropped!You can drop such an important thing as the test paper!Why don't you drop yourself!Why didn't you drop your admission ticket during the college entrance examination...
The bad thing is that the next class is not a math class, so I didn't give the math teacher half an hour to play, otherwise the math teacher would probably scold you until you are old, why didn't you drop the coffin on it...
In Class [-], Fang Zheng slept through the whole morning. After Lin Lu left yesterday, he finally thought of a solution after finishing his homework, so he stayed up for two hours and hand-copied the math test paper. For the sake of realistic effect, even a punctuation mark did not dare to cut corners.
Simply exhausted.
"After sleeping all morning, you are not close to your good student?" During lunch, Fang An ate the food on the dinner plate, and still did not forget to tease him, "Did you play games last night? Fight till dawn with your right hand?"
Fang Zheng was stunned for two seconds before realizing the meaning of his last sentence, almost choking on the rice with excitement.
"What the hell is in your fucking head!"
"It's all you," Fang An said with a smile, "I watched you lie down all morning this morning, and I kept thinking in my mind, did Fang Zheng fight until dawn yesterday? Was it fighting against the game? Or What are you fighting against? I've been thinking about it all morning, and I don't even have time to think about Wang Zhu."
"Fuck. Shut up the fuck!" Fang Zheng pointed at him, "Can we be good people?"
"No," Fang An was eating happily, "Hey, I said, I played the game yesterday, and you are not online, so don't tell me you are really watching a movie?"
"Look at you!" Fang Zheng said, "I'm fucking doing my homework!"
"Oh," Fang An smiled more cheerfully, "Then you really worked hard."
"Fuck!" Fang Zheng couldn't help laughing, "Give me Tianxian's QQ."
"What do you want to do!" Fang An immediately looked vigilant.
"I want to send her a letter," Fang Zheng said solemnly, "Just say, 'Sister-in-law, come and accept Fang Yu, this bastard is too cheap.'"
"Fuck!" Fang An laughed even harder, "Fuck you!"
The author has something to say:
Suddenly, I felt that the rough words in this article were really flying all over the sky.
"Is there?" Fang Zheng said, "I'm very normal. Are you going back now?"
"Yeah." Lin Lu stood up with a book in his hand, "Grandpa's meal is probably ready, so I won't wait for him to call me, I'll do my homework when I get home."
Fang Zheng thought to himself, so what's the point of me making this big pass today?
"Are you still writing that math test paper?" Fang Zheng asked.
Lin Lu, who didn't think too much about it after knowing it later, finally came back to it: "How much do you think about my math test paper?"
"Huh?" Fang Zheng swallowed, and said nervously, "What's your opinion? What can I say about a broken test paper?"
"Then why are you mentioning this test paper again and again?" Lin Lu asked, "Or are you talking to Jane..."
"It's really annoying!" Fang Zheng interrupted him abruptly, rushed over and pulled out the test paper in his hand, his brain was working extremely fast, and he opened his mouth to talk, "I'll admit it, it's just our class No.1, yes, our class monitor, she is good at math in our class, but she just can't solve some difficult questions, so she likes to collect all kinds of difficult test papers and other exercises, and when she hears about you The teacher in the first class came out with a very difficult math test paper and started thinking about it, and then she happened to know that I knew someone in the first class, so she kept begging me to help me get a class one Give her the test paper, you don't even know how annoying she is, from nagging in the first class to the last class today, when I don't agree to her after school, she stops me from leaving, if you say she will stop If you go too far, you are still a girl, right? I don't want to embarrass a girl too much, so I just..."
Although the bastard Fang was speaking fluently and didn't get stuck, the hand holding the test paper couldn't help trembling and his eyes kept looking up and down. It was written on his whole face that I was talking about it big characters.
But in the eyes of the lover, there is a heart-to-heart trust.After Lin Lu listened to Fang Zheng's nonsense in silence, he didn't think that he was lying at all, but was thinking about the content of Fang Zheng's words.
Holding the flimsy test paper in his hand, Fang Zheng silently confessed to the class monitor ten thousand times in his heart, because in fact their class monitor is a generous girl with a casual attitude towards study, she is very kind and never annoying.
"You mean, from preventing me from going home to do the test papers to giving me all the attention, the purpose is to get the test paper in my hand, and it must be unwritten?" Lin Lu said.
Fang Zheng nodded immediately: "Yes."
"Is your monitor a girl?" Lin Lu asked.
Fang Zheng didn't understand why the topic turned to this, but he quickly replied: "Yes."
"Why didn't you just ask me for it at the beginning? Isn't it easy to go around in such a big circle?" Lin Lu asked again.
Fang Zheng didn't understand why the topic turned back, but he quickly started another wave of nonsense: "Isn't that embarrassing? You only have one test paper for each class? I want you? Is it gone? But I promised our monitor again, you understand? I am quite embarrassed."
"Fang Zheng," Lin Lu said with a sigh, "Did you never know that there are copy shops in the world?"
Fang Zheng: "..." Why did he miss this point alone!
"However, the copy shops are also closed now." Lin Lu added.
Fang Zheng didn't dare to speak, he was ashamed to gossip anymore, and it would be impossible to make up for such a mentally handicapped loophole.
But today Lin Lu was so understanding that he was so empathetic: "I know that you sometimes think about one thing straight, and you don't think about other aspects at all. When your squad leader asks you for help, are you full of thoughts? I was thinking, "Oh, how should I speak? Is it not good for me? If I really ask Lin Lu to ask for it, what will he do?" Think on the road that a copy can solve the problem?"
"...Yes." Fang Zheng lowered his head and said, "I know I'm very mentally retarded, so hurry up and laugh at me to your heart's content, without giving me face."
Lin Lu didn't laugh at him, but said: "Then you take the test paper away, it doesn't matter if I don't have it."
Fang Zheng suddenly felt that he couldn't tell such a lie. If he really took the test paper away, he didn't need it. Then Lin Lu who needed it would be punished by the teacher for this broken test paper , What the hell is this!
Take a ten thousand step back and say why he didn't just be honest, he just didn't want Lin Lu and Jian Yan to have an exchange in the depths of the test paper!
Hold!Because I can't think of a reason!
"Otherwise, let's forget it," Fang Zheng said, "I'll tell our monitor directly tomorrow."
"It's okay." Lin Lu walked to the door of the bedroom with his homework in his arms. After opening the bedroom door, he looked back at him and said, "It's better to do what you promised her. After all, if you promise her, she will hug her." Full of expectations, it's hard to feel unfulfilled."
Fang Zheng heard a bit of sadness from his last sentence, and just about to say a few more words, Lin Lu went out and closed the door behind him.
Fangzheng was left alone on the spot, at a loss for what to do with the root of all evil in his hand.
The first class on Tuesday was math class. The math teacher in Class [-] was a particularly strict female teacher. She was standing on the podium and explaining the test papers. Lin Lu's desk was blank.
"Male god!" Jian Yan pushed the test paper between their desks, "Let's read it together."
In fact, there is a math test paper in Lin Lu's schoolbag at the moment, but he is not willing to take it out.
Because Fang Zheng hand-copied this math test paper word by word.
This morning, Fang Zheng suddenly took out the original math test paper from his schoolbag and gave it to him, and took out this handwritten version to express that he had not failed the monitor's expectations, and would not let Lin Lu be punished by the teacher .
Lin Lu directly took the handwritten copy and asked Fang Zheng to give the original copy to their squad leader.
Fang Zheng is a thief who hates writing. Take composition as an example. He never drafts a composition. He only writes a composition once. Do not rewrite.
Such a person actually hand-copied a math test paper with a total of six editions, which can be said to be quite precious!
How could such a precious thing fall into the hands of others!
"Are you telling me that the math teacher is too strict?" Jian Yan said in a low voice, "Is this topic so private? We have to accept it after the lecture, and it's not the topic of this midterm exam. Isn't it superfluous? And If we want to pass the test papers out, she won't be able to prevent it? Doesn't it bother her?"
"Who, who knows." Lin Lu said.
"The most troublesome thing is that when the teacher clears the test papers later, he will know that your test papers have been lost, and he doesn't know what to scold you for!"
Last time I lost my math homework for one person in a class. She was pointed at her nose by the teacher and scolded for half an hour before she stopped talking. She is still a little girl with a fragile heart, and her eyes were red when she was scolded by the teacher.
"No, it's okay." Lin Lu said with a smile.
"Male god, you can still laugh in this situation." Jian Yan was quite surprised, "You don't usually laugh, but you actually laughed when you were about to be scolded!"
Lin Lu quickly turned into a cold face: "..."
In that math class, when the teacher collected the test paper, he found that he had dropped the test paper, and the whole person went crazy!
The test papers are all dropped!You can drop such an important thing as the test paper!Why don't you drop yourself!Why didn't you drop your admission ticket during the college entrance examination...
The bad thing is that the next class is not a math class, so I didn't give the math teacher half an hour to play, otherwise the math teacher would probably scold you until you are old, why didn't you drop the coffin on it...
In Class [-], Fang Zheng slept through the whole morning. After Lin Lu left yesterday, he finally thought of a solution after finishing his homework, so he stayed up for two hours and hand-copied the math test paper. For the sake of realistic effect, even a punctuation mark did not dare to cut corners.
Simply exhausted.
"After sleeping all morning, you are not close to your good student?" During lunch, Fang An ate the food on the dinner plate, and still did not forget to tease him, "Did you play games last night? Fight till dawn with your right hand?"
Fang Zheng was stunned for two seconds before realizing the meaning of his last sentence, almost choking on the rice with excitement.
"What the hell is in your fucking head!"
"It's all you," Fang An said with a smile, "I watched you lie down all morning this morning, and I kept thinking in my mind, did Fang Zheng fight until dawn yesterday? Was it fighting against the game? Or What are you fighting against? I've been thinking about it all morning, and I don't even have time to think about Wang Zhu."
"Fuck. Shut up the fuck!" Fang Zheng pointed at him, "Can we be good people?"
"No," Fang An was eating happily, "Hey, I said, I played the game yesterday, and you are not online, so don't tell me you are really watching a movie?"
"Look at you!" Fang Zheng said, "I'm fucking doing my homework!"
"Oh," Fang An smiled more cheerfully, "Then you really worked hard."
"Fuck!" Fang Zheng couldn't help laughing, "Give me Tianxian's QQ."
"What do you want to do!" Fang An immediately looked vigilant.
"I want to send her a letter," Fang Zheng said solemnly, "Just say, 'Sister-in-law, come and accept Fang Yu, this bastard is too cheap.'"
"Fuck!" Fang An laughed even harder, "Fuck you!"
The author has something to say:
Suddenly, I felt that the rough words in this article were really flying all over the sky.
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