What about Qingmei?Your heart is a bamboo horse

① What is Qixi Festival outside the welfare episode?

A few days after Zhiming and I got married, Tutu came to tell me that Qixi Festival was coming.

What is Qixi Festival for?Pull on Zhiming, Xiuxiu loves to abuse dogs?Well, yes.

"Fang Ye, where's your majesty?"

"It should be in the back garden. I heard that after the morning court, the king went to the back garden, and I haven't seen him yet."

What is he doing in the back garden by himself? "Let's go, let's go and have a look."

When we passed the back garden, we saw a few people raised their heads around a big tree and shouted anxiously, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty, be careful."

I walked over and looked up to see Zhiming lying on a branch of the tree, moving forward cautiously. "What's going on, why did your majesty run up a tree?"

When a few people saw me coming, they hurriedly knelt down. "Reporting to the queen, the king said he was going to get something from the bird's nest, so he climbed up by himself. We really can't stop it."

What can be in the nest!It's not a bird's egg yet, it's so big and you still take out the bird's egg to play with, Zhiming, you just eat it and wait to die!Now, the mood of celebrating Qixi Festival is gone.

What?You said Qixi Festival should show love and abuse dogs? ? ?No, no, on Qixi Festival, it’s better to feed the goldfish Yoyogou! ! !

So, I gave up the idea of ​​spending Chinese Valentine's Day with someone: "Fang Ye, where is the Mengmeng I asked you to find for me two days ago? Go and bring me here."

I was about to leave when Zhi Ming suddenly saw me, "A Li, A Li, I'm here."

I took a look at his silly appearance, forget it, let's play with Mengmeng.

Seeing me leave, he was a little anxious: "Ah Li, Ah Li, don't go...,...ah!!!"

Why are there two?Because some idiot gloriously fell from a tree.

I hurried over and helped him up, "Is your majesty alright?"

"A Li, why are you ignoring me? You don't turn back when I call you?" He didn't care if he was injured or not, and asked me with an aggrieved face.

Looking at his expression, I couldn't utter the words to scold him, but I was very angry again, "What is the king doing on the tree?"

"The king found a piece of beautiful jade yesterday, and asked them to make a jade hairpin for him. He planned to give it to A Li today, but the bird with short eyes took back the hairpin that the king made for A Li. Home. This king was angry, so he wanted to climb up to get the hairpin for Ah Li."

Give it to me today?He actually remembered Tanabata? "Do you remember that today is Qixi Festival?"

"Qixi Festival? What Qixi Festival?"

Zhiming looked at me suspiciously, he didn't know at all. "Why did you give me this hairpin today?"

"Because the person in charge of carving the hairpin sent it this morning. Ah Li, what do you do on Qixi Festival?"

I really don't want to see this harmless expression on his face.I didn't bother with him anymore, and let those people carry him back to his room, and called an imperial doctor to go over.I myself played with Mengmeng that Fang Ye pulled over.

Because the tree was not tall, Zhi Ming scratched his skin when he fell from the tree, but nothing else happened.

When I go back to the room at night, he can already talk to Mengmeng?Play?Jump?lock up?up? ? ?Me: ヽ('⌒メ)ノ.Question: Is it still too late to change husbands?Wait online.

Seeing me coming back, he quickly handed Mengmeng over to Fang Ye and asked him to take it out. "A Li, you are finally back, I haven't seen you for almost a day."

I walked past him and poured a cup of tea on the table. "Why are you seeing me?"

He walked up to my legs, knelt down and put his arms around my waist. "A Li, today is Qixi Festival, the king has not been with A Li all day today."

"Blame me?" I turned the water glass with my hand.

"No, no, blame me, blame me, then, Ah Li, give me a chance to redeem my sins, okay?" As he spoke, his dishonest hands began to dig into my clothes.

I picked up Xiao who was on the table and threw it beside the bed. "Go, kneeling Xiao."

He looked at me with resentment and grievance, and asked, "Can I kneel tomorrow, is Ah Li really going to waste this beautiful Qixi Festival?"

"There is no need to discuss." After finishing speaking, I climbed directly into bed and ignored him.

I felt him hesitate for a while, but finally he knelt on my shoulders.

Hmph (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻, let you forget about Qixi Festival, let you climb a tree, just kneel like this.After thinking about it, my consciousness slowly dissipated and I fell asleep.

Not long after, I woke up, not because I couldn't fall asleep, but because a hand popped out from nowhere, and kept walking on me.When I regained consciousness, half of my clothes had been stripped off by him.

"Zhi Ming, you bastard, let me go."

He didn't let go, hugged me tightly, leaned on my ear and said softly, "A Li, I know I was wrong, A Li, don't be angry anymore, okay?"

I've been teased out by him, and now he's still whispering soft words in my ear, I can't stand it anymore.

"Zhi Ming, you really killed me, Murong Li." I turned my head and said to him face to face.

"Why didn't Ah Li eat me to death?"

After speaking, he attached my lips.

Fortunately, Qixi Festival is not over yet.

②Choose a teacher for the little prince outside the welfare episode

At An An's third birthday party, I discussed with Zhi Ming and decided to choose a teacher for An An.Well, in fact, it's all me talking, Zhiming only knows one sentence, "Okay, I'll listen to A Li, and I will do whatever I say."

"Xiao Pang, you go and tell the prince to go to the imperial study after the birthday banquet and choose a teacher for him." I ordered Xiao Pang, and Zhi Ming was sitting next to me. Ask questions.

After the banquet, Zhiming and I were waiting for him in the imperial study.In the end, Xiaopang hurriedly ran in and knelt down: "Your Majesty, Queen, something is wrong, the prince..."

"What's wrong with the prince, don't you want to come?" Zhi Ming asked.

Xiaopang was a little anxious, tears were about to come out, "No, no, yes, the prince is missing."

"The prince is missing? What's going on? Are all the people guarding the prince dead?" Zhi Ming was angry at Xiaopang.

"Those people were all ordered by His Royal Highness to do other things. When they came back, they were nowhere to be found."

"Then hurry up and send someone to look for it! If there is any accident in An'an, you all come to see me for the king."

He is young and has a lot of tricks, and he has driven everyone else away. This must be his own desire to run away.

"Don't worry, my lord. Xiaopang, you should send someone to watch the carriage that has been leaving the palace for the past few days. You must strictly investigate. Since An'an has dismissed everyone around him, he must be the one who wants us to find him. You After finding it, just send General Lu Yu to protect him, if he doesn't want to come back, let him stay outside."

"Yes, queen."

After Fatty backed down, Zhi Ming said, "A Li, did we get spoiled by An An and find a teacher for him, so we dared to run away!"

"Yes, doesn't that just prove that he is the king's own son." I replied.

"A Li... When did this king run away in front of the teacher?"

"You don't run away, but you can make the teacher run away in anger. You can count how many teachers the Taifu is yours. If the Taifu hadn't been good-natured, I'm afraid you would have resigned in anger."

Being right by me, he smiled and said, "How does A Li know this? Did A Li ask Mo Lan about this king?"

Mo Lan said that because the king didn't want to study, he found a lot of faults in every teacher, and one teacher was almost killed by the former king.

Mo Lan said that Wang was punished by the Taifu to stand in the snow for two hours because the desk was full of words, and there was only one word on the table: Li.

Mo Lan said that in order to draw the portrait of that room with his own hands, he locked himself and the painter in the room for three days and three nights.

Seeing that I didn't speak, he acquiesced to Mo Lan: "This Mo Lan, tomorrow the king will let him retire and return to his hometown, so as not to sow discord here."

I smiled and didn't speak.I don't know how many times he has said this, but I also know that he and Mo Lan are not monarchs and ministers, but friends.

Three days later, An An has not been found, and General Lu Yu also disappeared on the way to find An An.

"A group of idiots, and that Lu Yu, who was so stupid as to make himself disappear, adding trouble to this king, right!!"

When Zhiming heard the news, he felt resentment towards Lu Yu'e again.

An An disappeared because he wanted to run away. Lu Yu followed our order to find someone, and now he can't get in touch.

"Your Majesty..." Xiaopang looked at Zhiming, hesitated, wanted to say something but dared not say it.

I asked him, "Xiao Pang, is there any news?

"Report to the king, queen. This morning, a maid said that she saw Prince An'an and Princess Niannian watching ants in the garden."

Zhiming couldn't remember for a while, but there was Princess Niannian again. "Niannian Princess? Who is it?"

Nian Nian, if I remember correctly, the name of Tianxuan's little princess should be Gongsun Nian. "A child of Tianxuan Lingguang?"

"Exactly. Tianxuan's princess, Gongsun Nian."

"A Li, our An'an won't go to Tianxuan, will he?"

Zhiming doesn't like Tianxuan, he doesn't like Lingguang, even though Lingguang and Gongsun Qian have children, he still doesn't like it.

"I heard that Lingguang is going to have little buns again, we can go to Tianxuan to have a look."

"Ah, they have another child. Their little princess has just turned one year old, and they are going to have another child. Ah Li, when will we have another child?" Zhi Ming couldn't calm down when he heard that they had another child. up.

I don't want to have another child, who said that having a child is a very happy thing, hacking him to death, I feel so uncomfortable, "Birth, I want to give birth to you, but I won't give birth."

Zhi Ming pursed his lips and didn't say anything.

Before we sent someone to Tianxuan to find out whether An An was in Tianxuan, Ling Guang sent someone to send a letter.The content of the letter is as follows:

Murongli, when are you going to take your son back? And that Lu Yu, isn't he a general of your Tianquan, what's the matter with staying in our Tianxuan every day! !

Didn't it just pass three days? Then Lu Yu should have just passed. As for such a big resentment.

Zhiming went to make arrangements for us to go to Tianxuan, "Ah Li, everything has been arranged in the palace, let's go."

"Okay." Put down the letter, and we left.

Because we didn't want to make too much publicity, we brought Xiaopang and Fang Ye with us this time.Although Mo Lan also packed the package, Zhi Ming still stayed in the palace and garrisoned the position.

When I arrived at Tianxuan Palace, I finally understood why Ling Guang felt so much resentment (▼ヘ▼#).

"Father, father, have you come to take An'an home?"

Seeing us from a distance, An An ran over happily.

Just as Zhi Ming wanted to hug him, he found a little guy behind him, staggering forward a little bit: "An'an...brother..."

Seeing Nian Nian approaching, Ling Guang helped Fu Fu's forehead, and looked at An An resentfully.

Behind Nian Nian, Lu Yu and Gongsun Qian followed, Lu Yu was a little shocked when he saw us coming.

"My subordinates see the king and queen." Lu Yu stepped forward, Nian Nian seemed to be frightened, and threw herself on An An's body.Now Zhi Ming can only give up Bao An'an.

"General Lu came to protect the prince, why did he disappear too?" I asked.

"Reporting to the queen, it is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who said he wants to play here for two more days, so as not to let me return to life."

"Haha, General Lu didn't come back. So, if it wasn't for my letter, Ah Li wouldn't know that An'an was here." I don't know what Ling Guang's joke is, or he couldn't find anyone for a few days That's all. (Spoiler os: The son is probably not his own.)

"That's the case, why did Lord Tianxuan urge us to bring An'an back?" I said unhurriedly.

Sure enough, when this was mentioned, Ling Guang's face immediately turned dark. "You look at your son yourself, what do you play with Niannian every day, and you are not happy if you don't let them play. Now you have to sleep with your son when you sleep. Murongli, before you were in Tianxuan, this king treated you well Well, you are going to let your son steal my daughter from me like this."

What are you playing?Just refer to the ant hole under the tree in Tianquan Palace.In this regard, Yao'an inherited Zhiming's bloodline exactly.

Gongsun Qian stepped forward, gently stroked Ling Guang's back, and helped him breathe slowly. "Your Majesty, don't be angry, it's not good for your health."

Zhi Ming followed Gongsun Qian's words and said, "Yes, yes, the Lord Tianxuan is pregnant now, don't be angry, don't be angry."

"Wow~" A sudden kiss interrupted our chat.

We turned our heads and saw the two little guys who had been playing in the back. Nian Nian stared at An An, and An An was angry while wiping her face: "Hey, damn girl, you've got saliva on my face, it's dirty!" died."

Ling Guang's anger had subsided a lot, but now his face was dark again. "Murongli!!! Take your son away for me, now, immediately, immediately!!!"

Lu Yu walked over, pulled An An, and said: "His Royal Highness, sister Nian Nian did this because she likes you. Don't scold her, or she will be sad." After hearing what he said, An An pouted and touched Nian Nian. thinking head. "Nian Nian likes me so I can't say it, don't move your mouth, you know?"

"Yeah~" Nian Nian's face, which was about to cry when An An trained her, immediately laughed.

Zhi Ming and I looked at each other and smiled, it seemed that An An's teacher was found.

"Finish"

The author has something to say:

This time it’s really gone, hey, goodbye cuties, I’m going to dig a new hole, O(∩_∩)O haha~