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"Song Zhaolin!! Come out for me!!"

Qianli was halfway through his clothes when someone knocked on the door, and the voice was obviously Xue Xiangwei's. He was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously looked at Song Zhaolin who was still lying on the bed. The latter blinked and hurriedly got up: "It's my mother!"

—Of course he heard a fucking voice!The question is how did she come here? !Still angry...

Qianli hurriedly put the clothes on his body, but before he could fasten the buttons, another roar came from outside the door: "Song Zhaolin!!! Come out to my mother!!!"

In the next second, the door of Song Zhaolin's room flew out, and Qianli hurriedly turned his back and covered his clothes with all his strength.

……

What's the situation? !

After Xue Xiangwei rushed in, she went straight to the head of the bed with a clear goal. She dragged Song Zhaolin out of the bed and pinched him by the neck, as if pinching a duck waiting to be slaughtered.

Song Zhaolin was naked, so he could only look at his mother with wide eyes in shock: "What are you doing!"

"You stole my incense again!!"

Song Zhaolin was stunned: "What incense?! Who stole your incense!"

Xue Xiangwei choked his neck angrily and roared at him while shaking, "The bamboo incense I just bought from someone at a high price!!! Didn't my old lady say that you will not touch the things in my small Buddhist hall? Did you forget that you were beaten to death when you used my incense as an air freshener!!!”

Qianli stood aside expressionlessly, fastening his buttons silently—did he hear something he shouldn't?Whether Song Zhaolin stole things from the Buddhist hall or was beaten to death by his mother... The atmosphere in their house is too weird, I don't know where to start complaining...

Song Zhaolin was so shaken that his brain became confused and his breathing was not smooth. He hurriedly begged for mercy: "I didn't steal it! I really didn't steal it! Mom... Mom! You can calm down first! Qianli is still there!"

When Xue Xiangwei heard the word "Qianli", she suddenly stopped shaking Song Zhaolin as if some button had been pressed.She returned to the door in an instant, with her hands hanging in front of her body, with an elegant smile on her face: "Ah, thousands of miles have woken up."

"...Yes, yes."

Qian Limu replied with a straight face——How low is his sense of existence? Normally, he should have seen it as soon as he entered the door... Besides, Xue Xiangwei should know that he slept in the same room with Song Zhaolin last night, why? Well surprised.

Xue Xiangwei subconsciously wanted to close the door, only to realize that the door had been kicked flying by herself, so she put down her hand, and then gave Song Zhaolin a very artificial look on the bed: "Oh, why didn't you arrange a separate room for Qianli, what a fool!" bad boy!"

Qianli: "..."

It turns out that Song Zhaolin's greasyness is also genetic... Don't tell him that Xue Xiangwei broke into their house early in the morning just to play this play for him, seeing her writing "I don't know why Qianli will be with you What about a room?" It seemed very possible.

Wait a minute... General Song Yi won't be like this, he will be disillusioned!

Song Zhaolin may also feel that his mother's lies are too fake, so he covered his face with a headache: "Mom, can you go out first, you are embarrassing Qianli like this!"

Xue Xiangwei suddenly became irritable again: "If you hadn't stolen my bamboo incense, I would have come to you?! I tell you brat! It is the incense that the master has opened up!! You dare to take it for me and use it casually, I must punch out your stool!"

"..."

Qianli, whose name was cue, stood aside and felt really embarrassed, but for the sake of politeness, he coughed lightly and said, "Well... since you are looking for something, let's help you find it first."

Song Zhaolin became a little angry at once, and his mother didn't give him face anymore, his wife was still beside him!Are you really training him like training your son?

Song Zhaolin pulled the clothes over and put them on his body in annoyance: "I didn't take it! I just took it that time!"

It was because the air freshener ran out that time, they ate barbecue in their own room, which made the whole room full of smell!Then he went to Xue Xiangwei's small Buddhist hall and brought some incense sticks to light... Well, he lit a few sticks out of revenge. Damn, who knew that incense sticks had been opened? !

It is the first time he has heard of consecration to Xiang!In the end, his mother and his father had a mixed doubles fight, how dare he take things from the Little Buddha Hall? !

His mother might tell him that all the toilet paper in the small Buddhist hall has been opened up someday!

"What's the taste of this if you don't take it?!"

Xue Xiangwei pointed in the air and shouted loudly: "Such a strong smell! You can smell it from miles away! Did you light my whole box of incense!!"

Song Zhaolin was slightly taken aback, and subconsciously glanced at Qianli, who was also in a daze, but when he reacted, his toes to the top of his head were all red.

- That... that is...

Qianli stood there with his head down, wanting to kill Song Zhaolin...It's so fucking embarrassing to be smelled by his family members who smelled the pheromone that he had drifted ten miles away in the early morning! !

Song Zhaolin noticed the change in Qianli's expression, and quickly crawled out of bed—fortunately, he was wearing pajama pants—and then pushed her mother out: "Get out! Get out! Go find your incense yourself!"

Xue Xiangwei was pushed out of the door by Song Zhaolin, and when she turned around, she wanted to curse again, but Song Zhaolin blocked her back with the door panel. He just blocked the door with the broken door on his back, and resisted fiercely with his back to the door panel, and then Shouted loudly: "I didn't take your things! If you barge in again, I will defend myself!"

Justifiable defense...is allowed when General Song Yi is not at home. When he is at home, Song Zhaolin can only admit cowardly - he can't beat the couple, they are two of them.

But he is not afraid now, he is a thousand miles away now!Qianli's skill is also good, and he will rely on Qianli when fighting with his mother in the future.

"you……!"

Xue Xiangwei just said a word, and then suddenly realized that the "Buddha fragrance" she just smelled seemed a little strange. It really wasn't the smell of incense, it was... pheromone?

"..."

What the hell did she do?

Xue Xiangwei couldn't help but blush a little, rolled her eyes towards Song Zhaolin's room door, and muttered in a low voice: "Stinky boy! Little rascal! Oh, I'm so ashamed!"

Xue Xiangwei quickly lowered her head and left here - it was the first time she had seen such a pheromone...it was really very similar to the bamboo incense she just bought...how could there be such a pheromone!

This little son of hers finally did something reliable, the child Qianli knew that he was a good boy just by hearing the pheromones!

Song Zhaolin, who has done something reliable, is carrying the door panel behind his back, facing Qianli, who is red from head to toe, his legs are a little weak-looking at his eyes, he always feels that he will die a miserable death later...

Song Zhaolin leaned against the door and grinned hard: "Qianli, listen to my explanation...it's all my mother's fault!"

"Aren't you in heat..."

Qianli lowered his head and clenched his fists tightly.

Song Zhaolin was slightly taken aback when he heard what he said—could he mean last night?Last night, because he said he was in the susceptible period and was influenced by him, he allowed himself to half push and half settle on that...?

The clever Azhao quickly realized this, but when he realized this, he felt that he was not far from death.

"No... no! Listen to me, I'm really in the susceptible period, but I..."

"But how are you?"

Qianli raised his head suddenly, his blushing did not fade away, but his dark eyes were full of anger, and he walked towards Song Zhaolin step by step: "How are you, tell me!"

Song Zhaolin looked at Qianli who was getting closer and closer to him, and couldn't help but made a backing movement, but he was still facing the door, and there was no way to retreat. Seeing Qianli walking in front of him, Song Zhaolin could only shrink his shoulders , Major General Song, who is about 1.8 meters tall, wanted to shrink into two centimeters: "I..."

"I can't tell." If it's really in heat, how could Xue Xiangwei, who is an Omega, only smell his pheromones and completely ignore Song Zhaolin's pheromones? !

He wasn't in heat at all!

Qianli stared into Song Zhaolin's eyes from a close distance, and the latter immediately felt creepy when he heard the sound of "gabagaba" when he pinched his fingers.

"I...I...poof!"

Song Zhaolin didn't say a word, Qianli's fist had already come out, hitting him in the stomach, Song Zhaolin's facial features were twisted together in pain, and his body was about to bend down.

Qianli grabbed his chin and forced Song Zhaolin to look into his eyes: "Huh?"

He raised his eyebrows and whispered, "If it wasn't for being at your house, where would this punch fall today, do you know?"

"..."

While pinching his chin, Qianli patted Song Zhaolin's cheek with the other hand: "It's pretty good, huh? Lying is really casual. If you don't clean it up today, you will be sorry for me. I have practiced for nearly ten years." .”

——The key is to be seen!Saw it fucking!Stuck in the room!Caught in bed!

... He has never felt so ashamed in his 20 years of life.

Song Zhaolin looked at Qianli, blinked his eyes, two lines of tears suddenly flowed down his cheeks, Qianli was staring at Song Zhaolin at a close distance, the expression on his face was about to gradually become fierce, who would have thought that Song Zhaolin's sudden appearance, his expression was not Controlled froze.

"Ugh..."

Song Zhaolin looked at Qianli pitifully: "You actually hit me."

"..."

Song Zhaolin was already good-looking, and had completely inherited Xue Xiangwei's harmless face, and this grievance was like a little white flower that is crying in the wind.

...if you don't look at his well-developed biceps.

"You are domestic violence!"

Qianli swallowed subconsciously, and slowly let go of the fingers that were pinching Song Zhaolin's face.

"Stop pretending..."

Qianli didn't know what was going on, and felt a little guilty. After saying this, he subconsciously took a step back—the development of the situation was completely beyond Qianli's expectations. Song Zhaolin didn't seem to be pretending at all, nor did he shed two lines of tears It was gone, but kept pouring out one after another.

It looks like I have suffered a lot of grievances...

"You still say I'm pretending... how can I pretend, you didn't domestically abuse me? Hey...what happened today is obviously my mother's fault, go and beat her!"

Qianli twitched the corner of his mouth—is that plausible? !

Song Zhaolin sniffed: "It's fine if they gang up and bully me at home, but now you bully me too."

"I do not……"

"Then you still hit me!"

"..." As for punching? !If I remember correctly, he beat Bei Jingchuan into a pig's head in front of him with a fist the size of a sandbag a day ago!

Song Zhaolin raised his head and sobbed: "Anyway, I'm just a poor little boy who doesn't love me. Now that I don't love me for thousands of miles, I might as well die."

"..."

Qianli looked at Song Zhaolin expressionlessly, feeling that his lines were too exaggerated and greasy.But with such a sad expression on his face, Qianli hesitated a little between wanting to complain about him and feeling sorry for him, and chose the latter.

He reached out and patted Song Zhaolin's head: "Okay, okay, I won't beat you."

"You still scold me."

"……What do you want."

Song Zhaolin blinked his eyes, then suddenly pouted and raised his chin towards Qianli: "Here."

"..."

Is this idiot possessed by something? !

Song Zhaolin urged dissatisfiedly: "Hurry up and give me a kiss!"

Qianli looked left and right subconsciously, leaned up and gave him a bite on the mouth: "Okay..."

"Oh."

Song Zhaolin took the opportunity to bend down and put his head on Qianli's shoulder, making a snuggling gesture: "Don't bully me in the future, and stand by my side when you fight with my mother."

"..."

What the hell is this request? !

Although I don't understand... But in order for Song Zhaolin to quickly end his greasy and clumsy performance, Qianli decided to agree first.He patted Song Zhaolin's dog's head with a wooden face: "Okay."

The author has something to say: Song Zhaolin: Crying is nothing, if you don’t cry, you will be locked out