My wife is a beta

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Facts have proved that when there is a pie in the sky for no reason, either you think too much or you hear it wrong, and it will become a trap if you hit it on the head.

Ah Zhao stared at the car window for a long time, then asked, "What did you say?"

Qianli always showed a bit of embarrassment on his expressionless face: "I said, you just said that you want to be my boyfriend, is it true or not?"

A Zhao looked at him, swallowed subconsciously: "You... mean it literally?"

Qianli looked at him indifferently: "It's literally, I just want to make sure if you can help me."

"What help?"

A corner of Qianli's iceberg face cracked: "Pretend to be my date."

... He knew it would not be that simple.

Ah Zhao laughed and said, "The stalk of pretending to be a boyfriend is too old-fashioned."

He didn't know whether to be disappointed or to breathe a sigh of relief. Azhao had his own principles - he didn't catch up with him by himself, and he always felt unreliable when he was soaked.

"It's fine if you don't want to."

Qianli opened the door on the driver's side, and pushed Ah Zhao aside: "Get out of the way."

Azhao hurriedly moved to the co-pilot seat to make room for Qianli: "What happened? Is it because of the call you just answered?"

Qianli only cared about inserting the car keys, and ignored Azhao's question, who posted up again and continued to ask, "Who called just now?"

Qianli still ignored him, turned the steering wheel violently, and drove the car out.Azhao was thrown against the car door by the sudden centrifugal force, and finally sat up straight, but saw that Qianli's face was uglier than before.

...It seems that it is really because of the phone call just now.

Ah Zhao was so curious, what kind of phone could make Qianli say such words, it was like dreaming.Azhao didn't understand it yet, but saw Qianli reach out to turn over the small drawer in front of the car, but failed to find it after several times, Azhao couldn't help asking: "What are you looking for?"

"earphone."

Ah Zhao helped to look through it together, but couldn't find it, so Qianli dialed a phone number and played it directly.

Seeing him like this, Ah Zhao couldn't help but slander - he was going to make a phone call in the car, why didn't he let him drive? Is Beta being too brave or doesn't trust him.

"Dudu-"

The phone rang more than a dozen times, but no one answered, Ah Zhao finally couldn't help asking curiously: "It's so late, who do you want to call again?"

Qianli frowned even tighter, and glared at Azhao when he heard Azhao interject.

When the phone was about to be automatically hung up, someone finally answered the phone. It was a man with a lazy voice: "Hello? Qianli, why are you looking for me so late, I'm already asleep."

Qianli said coldly: "I heard the sound of the game."

The opposite party choked, and sighed helplessly: "So what's the matter, the girl is waiting for me to bring points."

Qianli's speech speed suddenly became very fast: "I tell you Wang Quan, I am now at a critical moment of life and death, you better not make me angry!"

"Okay, okay...you speak slowly."

Ah Zhao listened to it and couldn't help but want to laugh, what kind of situation made Qianli so anxious, he usually gave people the impression that Mount Tai collapsed in front of him without changing his face.

Qianli took a deep breath: "Master just told me that the Marriage Registration Division has found a spouse who matches the conditions for me, and he wants to organize a blind date for us."

Azhao finally couldn't help laughing out loud with a "puchi", Wang Quan was silent for a while, and said in shock: "You have made such a perverted request that someone has met the conditions?! Has anyone agreed to you?!"

Qianli said painfully, "I agree."

Wang Quan sneered and said firmly, "I must have taken a fancy to your money."

"..."

Qianli took a deep breath: "Don't worry about what the other party likes me, just help me solve the problem first. Master just called specially, and it's my turn to be on standby tomorrow, so I want to ask out to have a meal together."

"Then eat..." What's wrong with eating with the young lady?

"I'm telling you this to tell you I'm running out of time, not to make you gloat."

Wang Quan's voice became very helpless: "Then what do you want me to do, the master has come forward, and I can't help it. Who told you to go to the marriage registration department to submit the documents obediently, just accept it yourself."

Qianli choked suddenly—this was not his intention.

In the Marriage Status Registration Section, I said that the conditions for choosing a spouse are so harsh, it is entirely to prevent them from finding someone who meets the conditions, and I can also use "I am trying to find but I can't find it" as an excuse to prevaricate those who always make fun of him boss.

To be honest, he devotes all his energy to his work, so he has no intention of falling in love and getting married. Who would have thought that there are actually people who can match the conditions in the world.

"I told Master that I already have a relationship partner."

"...My God, you are so courageous, you dare to lie to Master."

Qianli was calm: "So, in order to solve this problem once and for all, I need someone now..."

— Pretending to be my partner.

"drop--"

Before Qianli finished speaking, the phone was hung up.Of course it was not Wang Quan who hung up his phone, but Ah Zhao who was sitting next to him.

Qianli frowned and looked at him, his voice seemed to fall into an ice hole at minus [-] degrees: "What are you doing?"

A Zhao inserted one hand along the hair on his forehead, leaned forward and approached Qianli lightly, and said in a low voice: "Didn't you say you want me to pretend to be looking for someone else in front of me."

—— He finally understood after hearing this, Qianli was forced by his master to go on a blind date.As a person who escaped from home to avoid a blind date, Azhao sympathized with his situation very much and understood his feelings.

What's more, Qianli actually finds other men to pretend to be in front of him, which is tolerable or unbearable.

Qianli glanced at him coldly: "Get out of the way, blocking the rearview mirror."

Azhao was bored, so he had to move away a little by turning his body sideways.He looked at him with a gloomy look - he had never seen him before, he didn't understand a little bit of flirting, and he always ignored his flirting coldly, just winking at the blind man.

"I didn't say I wouldn't help you, so don't be so eager to find someone else." Probably the best way to treat a person like Qianli is to express his opinion directly, and everything that expresses emotion will be regarded as "useless information" by him Filtered.

Really...

cool enough.

"You didn't say you were willing to help. I'm in a hurry now, and I don't have any extra time to waste."

If Wang Quan refuses to help, he will go online to rent a girlfriend... But presumably Wang Quan will not help, firstly, Master knows the relationship between the two of them, so he may not believe it, and secondly, every time Wang Quan sees Master It was worse than being attacked by Alpha pheromone, his legs were weak and he couldn't walk, he had vomiting and diarrhea, and he had diarrhea for two days, so he couldn't be expected to succeed.

"Don't worry. Of course I'm willing to help. I'm staying at your house for food and lodging. Of course I have to help with this little favor."

Ah Zhao narrowed his eyes and smiled at him, only to find that Qianli had been staring out of the window glass, his preoccupied expression not relieved at all.

"I promised to help you, why are you still so worried?"

Qianli let out a sigh of relief: "I haven't figured out how to tell Master. I told him before that I have a date, but he didn't believe it at all. He still said that he wanted me to meet that female Beta, because she completely followed my request. The conditions are found, and the matching degree is particularly high."

After Ah Zhao finished listening, he asked, "Then what do you want?"

"...I still have to give Master face, I can't escape tomorrow's meal."

Ah Zhao was shocked and heartbroken: "You have me and you still go on a blind date?!"

"..." This person entered the role a little too quickly.

Qianli glanced at him: "But this matter must be resolved within the standby day. After much deliberation, let him know that I have a partner before he can really believe it."

A Zhao nodded in agreement: "Then you can take me to see your master, he will be relieved to see such an excellent person like me."

"..." I really want to kill him, what's going on.

"By the way, what is a standby day?"

"It means that for every five days of work, there are two days where I don't need to show up at the monitoring station, and I just need to stay at home for these two days."

Ah Zhao frowned and thought for a long time, then suddenly said: "Isn't that the weekend rest day?"

Qianli said seriously: "No, it's a standby day. An accident may happen if you stay at home. I must be vigilant at all times so that I can arrive at the scene as soon as possible, so it's a standby day!" It's the same as saving Ah Zhao, an Alpha who was on the verge of heat.

...What kind of workaholic is this!

Ah Zhao leaned on the passenger seat, stared at Qianli's face for a while, and suddenly asked, "I have a question...have you ever been in a relationship?"

There was a moment of obvious stupefaction on Qianli's face, and then he stretched out his hand to push his glasses: "I'm Beta."

"Yeah, it's just that I haven't talked about it. You also have a face that you haven't talked about... cold."

Qianli frowned: "Only you Alphas who are dominated by reproductive instinct would think about falling in love all day long."

——What does falling in love have to do with reproduction? !

"But, you have never been in love, do you know what couples in love should do?"

Qianli frowned subconsciously, showing a trace of boredom.

A Zhao continued: "You don't know, how did you deceive your master?"

"..." He really didn't think about it.

"Tsk."

Qianli was silent for a long time, and silently glanced at him: "Master should not be able to see this kind of thing..."

A Zhao was dragging his chin with one hand and looking out the window, the fading lights kept passing by his eyes, making his eyes very bright: "Do you believe what you say?"

"..."

"Help people to the end, I will solve this matter. But, you have to cooperate with me."

Qianli tilted his head: "... What do you cooperate with?"

A Zhao turned his head and smiled at Qianli: "Cooperate with me to create a love atmosphere."

The author has something to say: Ah Zhao: I have a lot of experience in dating since kindergarten (.)