boyfriend died again

He Jiaze has basically confirmed his guess. In this case, he wants to gain the approval of his friends, so as to ensure that he will not waver again.

On the way to Baishidian, he asked Li Dongshuo: "Don't you really think this is very wrong?"

Li Dongshuo replied with a lack of interest: "You mean to go to the Baishidian with you on a good day off? It's really not right."

He Jiaze: "Don't you find it strange that I have lost so many boyfriends in a row?"

Li Dongshuo said: "At first we were worried about you, then we wondered if you sacrificed them to heaven, now... I'm used to it, but I still hope that you will stop dating living people."

He Jiaze frowned: "You don't think it's me, Kefu, do you? They're obviously not human."

Li Dongshuo: "In terms of behavior and results, you are not a human being, and what you said is too mysterious."

He Jiaze said: "Just the fact that this kind of thing continues to happen around me is very unreal."

The owner of the Baishidian couldn't help but smile from ear to ear when he saw He Jiaze, stepped out of the threshold and welcomed people in. Basically, when he saw Qi Ling, he knew that the business was coming, and today was stable.

Qi Ling looked at Li Dongshuo again, he was unfamiliar, and he asked: "Is this the next one? Bring it here in advance to identify the door?"

Li Dongshuo shook his head and waved his hands, denying, "I'm innocent, it's not me, it's not me."

He Jiaze glanced at Qi Ling with a sleepy look: "The person has already been taken away, I'm not in the mood to care about the follow-up, you can make arrangements."

"Okay." Qi Ling took out the credit card machine and smiled happily: "Second Young Master He, see if you need to become a member? I will give you a [-]% discount in the future."

He Jiaze: "Why didn't you say it earlier?"

Qi Ling laughed and said: "Isn't this the only time I met someone like you? Who always runs to me for nothing, and it's not like shaving your head."

Li Dongshuo sat on the mahogany chair and grabbed a handful of melon seeds, but he couldn't stop him, and interjected: "It's been a long time since he came to you before, he was more diligent than going to get a haircut."

After completing the membership, Qi Ling looked happily at the account, and patted his chest to assure He Jiaze: "Don't worry, Second Young Master He, if you take care of my business like this, I will definitely help you arrange people in a decent manner."

He Jiaze said in a complicated mood, "Thank you."

After paying the money, when the two left, they heard Qi Ling's voice from behind, asking them to come and play when they had time.

Before Li Dongshuo left, he touched a handful of melon seeds, and looked at He Jiaze while walking.

Noticing his gaze, He Jiaze turned his head and said, "What kind of gaze is this?"

Li Dongshuo: "You weren't so perfunctory before, you can't ignore people just because they died after only dating for two days."

He Jiaze: "I'm willing to pay and put him in the fire. It's already a blessing he got in his previous life." After saying this, he paused for a while and directed: "You call out the black egg and come to my house for dinner tonight. .”

Li Dongshuo looked at him suspiciously: "What purpose do you have?"

He Jiaze said: "Jijizi and the ecological box are still at Yu Siyou's house, the three of us can only lift them together."

Li Dongshuo asked: "Then how did you move to Yu Siyou's house?"

He Jiaze: "I didn't carry it, he lifted it with one hand."

Among the three, only Li Dongshuo can cook a few celery dishes, Bai Yu and He Jiaze are people who have never held a spatula in half their lives. They said they went to He Jiaze's house to eat, but in fact they were from outside restaurants. Take away and take it to He Jiaze's house to eat.

Sitting at the dining table and watching TV was a little tiring. They felt that the tea table was too small and in the way, so they simply pushed the coffee table aside and sat on the floor.

Bai Yu snatched the game controller from He Jiaze's hand: "You know how to hold the game controller, why don't you use the game controller to pick up vegetables? How can you take a few courses this year?"

He Jiaze was annoyed by what he said, picked up the bowl and took two mouthfuls of rice, and said vaguely: "I don't want to pass your course."

Bai Yu: "You should also think about what you want to do in the future, even copy my elective courses, you're so lazy, why don't you copy my grades?"

He Jiaze said bluntly: "You still copy Fang Meng's elective courses."

Li Dongshuo popped open three cans of beer, and stuffed two of them into He Jiaze and Bai Yu's hands one by one: "It's a great Saturday to talk about studying, let's talk about something else."

He Jiaze was serious when he heard the words: "I ran into a ghost in the stairwell yesterday, and that ghost looked like Tetris."

Choking on a mouthful of rice, Li Dongshuo said with difficulty: "Let's talk about studies."

Bai Yu: "You are either a ghost or a goblin all day long, are you worthy of our profession?"

He Jiaze: "What major do we have?"

Li Dongshuo said: "I know this question, psychology."

He Jiaze said: "Believe me, I'm not lying. It started with Yan Ji. The first day I helped him undress, a piece of snake skin fell out of his clothes, and he died the next day."

Bai Yu said: "How do you know it's snake skin?"

He Jiaze said: "Look at the hog-nosed snakes I raise. They also pretend to be dead when they encounter danger. Also, my brother came to my house suddenly that day, so I asked Xue Chi to hide in the closet, and then he came out. At that time, I saw some scales in the cabinet, which is the one I posted in the group, and Xue Chi died right after."

Bai Yu: "Your brother is here, why did you hide Xue Chi in the closet?"

Li Dongshuo said, "Maybe it's Xue Chi who is bored squatting in the cabinet eating shrimp chips."

He Jiaze: "Didn't I just finish talking badly about Xue Chi with my brother on the first day? Then Jiang Yizhu, I... I forgot how he died, it doesn't matter, anyway, every time before they die , I can always find something wrong."

Li Dongshuo laughed into a barbell: "Speaking of something wrong, once my cousin found that there were fewer condoms in the house, and her marriage died the next day." Then he noticed that He Jiaze and Bai Yu both had speechless faces, Qi Qi looked at him, and his laughter dropped, and he added: "At this time, I think the physique of the roe deer is pretty good, but you know that murdering and breaking the law, otherwise when my cousin finds out that something is wrong, he will kill you." Should be dead too."

Bai Yu sighed: "Even if everything you said is true, what are you going to do in the future?"

He Jiaze struggled: "I don't know either. I saw golden blood flowing from his wound yesterday. I wanted to have a showdown with him, but he died without giving me this chance. He even got up once in the middle of the fight. Woman, I just pretended not to see it, but he was pretty handsome when he hit someone."

Bai Yu thought about it: "Li Dongshuo said that your neighbor is very gentle, and you still have sex with women?"

Li Dongshuo: "Could it be because the situation was urgent for him at the time, and he didn't care about what you wanted to say? This time you said it after he was exposed. He must be panicked. Next time you are before the abnormal situation occurs. Just tell him your attitude."

Bai Yu nodded in agreement and said: "I agree, but there must be a buffer, even if you suddenly say to a person who insists that he is not sick: I don't discriminate against you because you have mental problems, his stress reaction may be stronger. "

I don’t know where this sentence hit Li Dongshuo’s laughing point, making him laugh like a barbell again: "Hahahahahaha, how strong? Boom!! Exploded?"

Before leaving, they put the coffee table back in its original place, and then followed He Jiaze to the next room to help him move the snake box.

When He Jiaze was entering the password, Bai Yu asked him if it would be a bad idea to break into someone's house like this.

Hearing this, He Jiaze turned around and said to him, "Don't worry, this house has been transferred to my name." After entering the room, He Jiaze suddenly shivered, turned on the light in the living room, and walked straight in: "I Go make it easy."

Li Dongshuo twitched his lips: "I don't know how to solve it at home, so I have to go to other people's land to pee."

Bai Yu casually picked up a newspaper on the table: "Isn't this also his territory, does anyone still read newspapers?"

Li Dongshuo: "Old people are more nostalgic, and monsters must have lived for a long time, which is understandable."

He Jiaze rushed all the way to the toilet, passing by the laundry room, he glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw that the lid of the washing machine in the dark room was open, with a pair of pale hands resting on the edge, as if something would crawl out of it the next moment.

"Ahhhhhhhh!" He Jiaze yelled in fright.

Bai Yu rushed over after hearing the sound, Li Dongshuo was a step behind him, but when he appeared, he still had a kitchen knife in his hand, and said nervously, "What's the matter!? What's the matter!?"

Bai Yu followed He Jiaze's direction and looked into the laundry room, took a breath, and pushed Li Dongshuo into the laundry room: "Chop it, chop it, hurry up——!"

Li Dongshuo was pushed to the front of the washing machine, and he was taken aback at the first glance. He took a closer look and saw that the washing machine was empty. He reached out and turned on the light in the laundry room, only to see that there was nothing but a pair of plastic gloves on the edge of the washing machine.

He turned around and said to Bai Yu: "You treat me like this? A pair of white gloves scares you like this. What a ghost! Are you going to lock me inside to worship the heavens?"

He Jiaze heaved a sigh of relief when he said that, he stepped forward, picked up the gloves and threw them aside, complaining a few words: "Is Yu Siyou sick? How dare you put the gloves like this after finishing the housework?" Didn't you sincerely want to scare me?"

Bai Yu was still in shock, leaning against the wall and clutching his chest, he said, "Did you see it wrong in the stairwell too? It's all about seeing the glove as a ghost's hand."

He Jiaze turned around and looked at him: "You called me like that just now, how dare you call me that?"

Bai Yu waved his hand: "Forget it, forget it, you go in and settle it, and we'll go carry the box."

By the time He Jiaze came out of the toilet, Bai Yu had almost recovered, and Li Dongshuo was grinning like a fool and couldn't stop laughing.

They walked to the second bedroom together, and Li Dongshuo kept bringing up the scene just now, which made Bai Yu and He Jiaze a little angry.

He Jiaze pushed open the door of the second bedroom, and the eyes of the three involuntarily stopped at the top of the bed. After He Jiaze and Bai Yu, whom he had laughed at before, Li Dongshuo screamed and screamed with them, and the three hugged each other Weeping ghosts and howling wolves, like a chorus running away.