Review of Henry Zhang's Stunning Classics in the 10th Anniversary of the Celestial Master

The hanged ghost was drawn out so quickly, which was beyond my expectation. I was wondering whether it was Xiaopang who played the harmonica very well, or the sound of the music. Master walked over and pulled Xiaopang up, and said to the female ghost: "This is the ghost." Teacher Xiao Wu’s, you gave it to him back then, right?”

The female ghost came back to her senses and glared at Master angrily. She got on Teacher Yang's body but failed, so at first glance, Teacher Yang turned into a double image, one was her original self, and the other was the hanged ghost.

These two bodies are both white, with long black hair, and overlapping faces, one face is very dull, the other is full of sullenness and heavy.The ghost's face flickered from time to time, and the female ghost gritted her teeth. It could be seen that she wanted to completely occupy Teacher Yang's body. Unfortunately, the evil spirit bracelet worn by Teacher Yang flashed golden light from time to time, dispelling her wishful thinking.

This was the first time I encountered such a weird situation, and I didn't know what to do. Xiaopang was so frightened that he went straight to hide behind Master, not even daring to look.

The master said: "I know you have been wronged, but since you are dead, Yin and Yang are separated, so don't be attached any more, let's get on the road, go where you should go..."

"You know my grievances? It's a joke, you don't know anything! You bastards are all helping the principal to bully me. I have Wu Kui's child. We can get married obviously, but for his own official career, he insisted on taking Wu Kui I was introduced to the mayor’s daughter, and I spread rumors everywhere that I have a bad style, which made my whole family look down, what’s wrong with me?”

In order that everyone will not forget who Wu Kui is, I would like to remind you here that Wu Kui is Teacher Da Wu, the eldest son of the principal.

Master said: "You are right, but you are already dead, you should not miss this place, let alone hurt innocent people."

"If it is said that I shouldn't miss the world, then why didn't Wuchang come to lock me away? Most likely they also felt that I had been wronged, so they waived the net and gave me a chance to be resurrected."

Master is at a loss for words, I look at Master, he must be yelling at the people under him for not doing their job well, there are ghosts who did not report to the underworld, and they didn't find out, which made him run out of words by ghosts.

"Ahem," the master said, "Anyway, if you want revenge, go to the Wu family and let this girl go."

"Who said I want to take revenge? Will I be able to survive after taking revenge? Now I have a chance to be reborn. I have waited for so long. Thank God for the gift of letting me wait for someone I can possess."

"Where are you possessed? You are sticking to someone. If you do this, you will not only harm her, but also yourself!" , shouted: "Master, why are you talking so much nonsense with her? Look at me, I'll beat her out!"

Master is really annoying sometimes, if the ghost stays on people for too long, people will not be able to stand it, so I just threw the Taoist talisman after I finished speaking, who knew that the talisman was thrown on Teacher Yang, and it would be blown by the wind immediately Open, the female ghost is fine.

She laughed wildly: "You want to drive me away? Haha, wishful thinking!"

How could this be?

I looked at Master anxiously, but Master shook his head and sighed, "It's the geomagnetic problem here. The magnetic field has fueled her Yin Qi. Teacher Yang's luck just happened to be the lowest tonight."

"Then what should I do?"

"Don't worry, wait a little longer."

Master looked at the night sky, and I looked at the children's electronic watch I was wearing. It was just twelve o'clock, which is the time of the child, and it is the most cloudy time of the day...

Ah, wait, from when Master came home to when we went to Teacher Yang's house, and then when we rushed over, it is now at most eight o'clock, how did it become Zishi?

Received my questioning gaze, the master said: "As I said, there is a problem with the geomagnetism here. It is probably because of this reason that a time-space reversal will occur here at a certain time, so some students on campus will suddenly disappear and disappear again." A strange story that suddenly appeared."

I don't understand very well, but in a word, the right time, place and people (don't ask me how I know such a difficult word, I won't say that my master often shows off in front of me, fools will remember) let the female ghost Take it, there is nothing we can do.

"Master Zhang, save Teacher Yang!"

Fatty finally came back to his senses, grabbed the master's sleeve and yelled, the master frowned, suddenly turned his hand, and threw out the suohun silk.

I opened my mouth in excitement. This is the magic weapon I want most. Master doesn’t usually use it.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, someone rushed over and yelled at the female ghost, "Teacher Zhou!"

It turned out that Teacher Xiao Wu woke up and came to join in the fun at this juncture. The female ghost heard the cry and looked at him.

I stomped my feet angrily, wanting to run over and beat him unconscious again, but he ignored my white eyes, stared at Jiugui, suddenly bent down to her, and said, "Ms. Zhou, I've always remembered you, I'm sorry!"

The female ghost's eyes flickered for a moment.Slowly said: "You didn't apologize to me."

"But my brother... and my father have done bad things to you. I was too young at that time, and I knew you were innocent, but I couldn't do anything. I always wanted to make amends."

The night wind blew, and it also brought a sigh. I don't know what the female ghost thought of, her expression was not as fierce as before, and the master pushed Xiaopang.He said in a low voice, "Hold on and hit her"

Fatty blinked, and Master said, "This is the best opportunity, go!"

As soon as the words fell, Xiaopang rushed over, and he bumped into Teacher Yang. He was so fat that Teacher Yang was easily knocked into the air.

The female ghost screamed and floated out of Teacher Yang's body. After flying out, Teacher Yang fell to the ground without responding.

It hurts me to look at it, so I ran to help Teacher Yang. After the female ghost was knocked out, she approached reluctantly and wanted to continue possessing her body. Master took the first step and grabbed Teacher Yang's wrist. With his spiritual power, Teacher Yang's evil spirit bracelet radiated golden light and forced her away.

She was mad with rage.His facial features were distorted, black air gathered between his brows, and he shouted, "You all lied to me! You all lied to me!"

This was a sign of turning into a demon. I took out an exorcism talisman from my pocket and was about to hit her. A shadow brushed past me and rushed towards her again.

I was stunned, rubbing my eyes, and when I found out that the person who hit the ghost (literally) was Xiaopang, I rubbed my eyes again—is there something wrong with my eyes, or is there something wrong with Xiaopang’s brain, or There's a magnetic problem here, and I'm a little confused.

"Fatty, aren't you afraid of ghosts?"

My question was overshadowed by a higher voice, Xiaopang pointed at her and shouted: "Don't harm Teacher Yang! Teacher Yang is a good teacher, if you harm her, you are a bad person!"

It is said that the fat man is full of energy. This time I have a personal experience. When he screamed, I wondered if he had practiced the lion's roar. My ears were buzzing, so I hurriedly covered my ears. By the way Back up and back up.

The female ghost was also shocked, the black air between her eyebrows was not as heavy as it was at the beginning, and she stayed in the air without moving. In the end, Teacher Xiao Wu came to her senses first, took the harmonica in Teacher Yang's hand, and walked in front of her .

"Mr. Zhou, you gave this to me, and you taught me a lot of tunes, I remember them all."

The female ghost nodded slightly, and Teacher Xiao Wu said again: "Little Pang likes Teacher Yang, just like I like you. I hope you will always be the beautiful and kind teacher who was loved by all the students."

"I didn't intend to harm anyone, I just wanted to come back to life, I just wanted to come back to life..." The female ghost might have been moved, the sultry aura lingering around her gradually weakened, and finally dissipated with the wind, she sobbed softly , with black hair and white skirt fluttering in the wind, except for her slightly pale figure, it is completely impossible to tell that she is a ghost.

Teacher Xiao Wu went up to hold her hand (I was shocked that he could touch ghosts), and handed her the harmonica. She held it and asked blankly, "What should I do?"

Master said: "It's very simple to come back to life, just let go, let go of past resentments, let go of past misses, and you will find that your new life will be better."

"Really?"

"Trust me, I never lie..." Master said solemnly.

Haha, the phrase "never lie" is a lie. I have known Master for six years, and I have been deceived by him for six years. , No way, who made him look good.

Of course, even if I know that Master is lying, I can't take him down. Besides, what Master said is not completely a lie, at least he is right to let the female ghost give up the reincarnation in the past.

I don’t know if the female ghost understands it. She picked up the harmonica and played it. The music is soothing and melodious. Although I don’t know what it is, but she plays it a hundred times better than Xiaopang’s. I want to applaud her. But her shadow became lighter and lighter, disappearing into the night sky.

With a crackling sound, the harmonica fell to the ground. Teacher Xiao Wu stepped forward to pick it up and turned to look at us with a dazed and disappointed face.

"Is Teacher Zhou really gone?"

"No need to be sad, death is the beginning of life, and life is the beginning of death, so there is a word in this world called reincarnation."

Master is really knowledgeable. I looked up at Master and admired him so much!

"What happened? Ah yes, I'm looking for Wu Wenwen, how is he? Have you found him?"

There was a questioning sound from behind, Teacher Yang woke up, Xiaopang and I ran over to help her up, she looked around with a confused face, it seemed that she didn't remember what happened just now.

It’s okay to forget, otherwise it will be a long story to explain.

We all had a tacit understanding and laughed, Xiaopang blinked.

"I found it, I found it, that guy is sleeping in the classroom, right Henry Zhang?"

Of course I said yes, is it possible that I confessed to beating someone?

After I finished speaking, I took Xiaopang and ran away, leaving the remaining troubles to the adults to solve.

"Henry Zhang, help me and beg Master Zhang again! Let him accept me as an apprentice, okay?"

I walked seriously in the yard, but a certain fat man was very annoying, and he begged me while walking like me.

He talked for half an hour, and I was tired even if he wasn't tired. I said, "I beg you too, fat man, please stop begging me, okay? I really can't help you."

It has been a week since Mr. Zhou’s ghost was sent away. During this week, Xiaopang has been annoying me every day, from school to home. I don’t know how the ghost sending incident that night stimulated him. However, he was so terrified of ghosts that he was terrified of ghosts, so he had a whimsical idea and wanted to learn Taoism from my celestial master.

But as soon as he opened his mouth about this, Master refused. Don't ask me why, I don't know either.

From my point of view, just because Xiaopang sent me delicious food every day, I wanted to beg Master to accept him, but Master is a person who does things casually and sloppily, but one thing Once a decision is made, it will not be changed, so there is nothing I can do.

Fatty saw that I did not let go, and said, "Do you think Master Zhang thinks that I am too fat, and going out will embarrass him? I can lose weight. I have already started to lose weight. I haven't eaten meat this week!"

I looked at him up and down, even if he didn’t eat meat for a week, Xiaopang is still very fat, but I don’t think it’s because of this reason that Master rejected him. Master is a person who values ​​his own face, and he doesn’t care what other people look like. , anyway, in his heart, he himself is the prettiest.

"I said you should give up. Master said that personal karma is personal responsibility. You are not in our profession. We can't accept you just because of a small amount of money. Isn't this the same as Wu Wu? At most, I will teach you a few tricks. Commonly used small spells, if you are interested, I will teach you."

Xiaopang's head drooped, and it seemed that he wanted to learn Taoism from his master more than those few tricks of magic.

There was a cry from outside, the landlord was calling Xiaopang to go home for dinner, he walked out with his head down, just when Teacher Yang came in, he said hello and left.

"What's wrong with Fatty? Why are you listless?"

Teacher Yang asked strangely, and I said, "He wants to learn magic from my master, but my master won't accept him."

"Is it because of the adventure that day? I also encountered a lot of strange things that day. Teacher Xiao Wu said that I was dreaming, but the dream was very real."

"Oh hehe, yes yes, Mr. Yang, you are here to find my master, he is inside... cooking."

In fact, the master is sleeping in there, but as a disciple, I can't break the master's platform, so after I finished speaking, I called the master loudly, saying that Teacher Yang came to him for something.

"Actually, I have nothing to do," Teacher Yang said, embarrassed by me; "I just came to talk to him. Principal Wu agreed with his suggestion to demolish the old housing area and turn it into a sports field. When the time comes I also need to ask him to help me with Feng Shui.”

I don’t know how Mr. Wu explained it to his father and elder brother after that incident. Recently, their family is not going well, so Principal Wu must have a bottom line in his heart. It is best for him to listen to Master’s advice. , the sports field has changed its original feng shui, plus there are more people coming in and out, and the popularity overwhelms the geomagnetic aura, so the phenomenon of time and space reversal will no longer appear.

Master heard me call him, and ran out. He went out to practice today, pretending to be wearing a Tang suit, which is quite old-fashioned. Teacher Yang blushed when he saw him, and came forward to say hello, hesitant to speak. The appearance of stopping.

How smart I am, I knew at a glance that the adults were going to whisper, I couldn't lose my wink, so I found an excuse to play with Xiaopang and ran out.

I don’t know what Master and Teacher Yang said, but it didn’t take long for Teacher Yang to come out. I squatted nearby to play with the ants, and was about to go over to say hello, when I saw her eyes were red. The first thing that came to mind was that Master had dumped him.

Why I think this way is because I have seen this scene too much. As long as I can remember, there have been various girls showing their affection to Master, and then their reactions were the same as Teacher Yang.

I'm a little strange, because this time it's different, Master took the initiative and asked me to inquire about Teacher Yang's horoscope, otherwise why would I think that I will have a teacher's wife soon?No, I have to deal with it, Master is an idiot in everything else except ghost hunting.

He must have refused too bluntly, which made Teacher Yang cry.

I jumped up and ran after Teacher Yang, ready to help Master clean up Lan's stall, but I ran a few steps and saw Teacher Yang stopped, she looked very sad, I was thinking of something to say to make her laugh, Teacher Xiao Wu ran over from the opposite side and joined Teacher Yang before me.

I was far away, and I couldn't hear what they said, but I saw Teacher Xiao Wu's expression was very serious, and then Teacher Yang lay on Teacher Xiao Wu's shoulder, and Teacher Xiao Wu patted her, as if to comfort her, I looked at my shoulder—forget it, I'm too short for Teacher Yang to lean on.

Maybe Mr. Xiao Wu said something interesting. Mr. Yang laughed through his tears and stretched out his hand to wipe away the tears. Although I still don’t understand the situation well, it’s good that Mr. Yang smiled, and Mr. Wu was also laughing. There was a touch of gold on their faces. At that moment, I suddenly had a feeling that I seemed to see the color of happiness.

Well, I have nothing to do here, I'd better go back and find Master.

I turned around and was about to go home. Suddenly there was a movement in the grass by the roadside, and a long white ear dangled in front of my eyes. I poked my head and saw it was a little white rabbit. Teacher Yang on the opposite side, our eyes met, I immediately ran into the grass, it turned around and ran, I chased after it and shouted: "Tutu don't run!"

After I called, it ran faster, and I chased after it and continued to call.

"Tutu, come home with me, shall we stew rabbit meat? Tutu..."

Haw!

I was busy chasing dinner, and I accidentally got caught in the grass.In the next second, I flew out like a flying squirrel, and then lay on the ground with my limbs spread out.

Dust spewed into my mouth, I pooh-poohed several times, laughter came from in front of me, I pouted and raised my head, wow, a man in white clothes stood not far in front of me, ignoring the mocking expression on his face, he He looks pretty handsome.

"Tell your master to thank him for his help."

"Tell Master? Who are you?"

The man waved his sleeves (the action of waving his sleeves is also super handsome, envious and jealous), white light flashed, and he was gone. I looked intently, and a long ear of a white rabbit flashed in the grass in the distance. ran away.

I froze for a few seconds, got up, turned around and ran home, ran home in one breath, smashed open the door and rushed in. "Master! Master! Master!"

The master was drinking tea, the lid of the cup flicked over the teacup, and said softly: "You are called a soul, what does the master usually teach you, to make Mount Tai collapse in front of you..."

"Master, I saw a rabbit!" I pointed to the outside, gasping for breath, and said, "The rabbit I want to beat teeth has turned into a rabbit spirit! It has become a rabbit spirit! It has become a rabbit spirit!"

"Oh, you saw him."

The master said slowly, as soon as he heard this, he knew that he and Tutu knew each other. I was even more sad, and murmured, "I can't eat rabbit meat anymore."

"Straighten your tongue and talk, eat, eat, eat, what else do you know all day long besides eating?"

"You know how to make money, make money to support both of us!" I puffed up my chest and said loudly, the master smiled, bowed his head and sipped tea, I rushed over, took his arm, and said, "Tao Jing asked me to tell you, thank you, Master, did he thank you for not killing me?"

"Grace not to kill?"

"Rabbits are meant to be stewed. You know him but you haven't stewed them. What's the grace of not killing?"

"I'm not as greedy as you, Henry Zhang," the master threw me away, "He thanked me for saving Teacher Yang, but in fact, it was Teacher Yang's good luck, and it has nothing to do with me."

Speaking of this, I thought of something more important and asked, "Master, did you dump Teacher Yang? She cried so sadly when she left just now."

"What are you talking about? We didn't start at all. She confessed to me just now. Of course I refused. I am so much older than her, and there is a small oil bottle by my side. She will not be happy with me."

"Master, do you mean me by the little oil bottle?"

"Besides you, is there a third person in this room?"

"Then you can send me away, don't worry, I can survive anywhere, as long as you are happy, master, the apprentice will be happy even if I am sent away!"

"Then you have to send it away, you don't know how difficult you were back then..."

"Master, you really want to send me away."

I made a bitter face, but the master was happy.

"I knew your boy was talking nicely, teasing you. I just told her that we are not suitable. A person who is too obsessed with the scenery in the distance will lose more important things. In fact, the best scenery is always by his side. There is more Someone for her."

"I see. Master, you mean Teacher Xiao Wu. They are a good match."

"Yeah, they are the destined marriage."

"Then you don't like Teacher Yang. Why do you still care about her so much? You keep asking me about her, and you even ask her horoscope?"

"It's not all caused by that rabbit. Teacher Yang was almost hit by a car before, do you know?"

"I know, I know, Teacher Yang told me."

"That time was just right, I was next to Teacher Yang, and I gave her a hand. Later, I found out that the driver was not a human, but a rabbit spirit. I felt strange, so I went to ask him. It turned out that he didn't want to hurt her by doing that. Teacher Yang, but want to save her."

"Hitting someone with a car and calling for rescue?"

"You're just impatient, listen to me. When Teacher Yang was a child, he once helped Rabbit Accurate to survive the catastrophe. Later, the rabbit figured out that Teacher Yang would have a catastrophe this year, but this is destiny, even if he is a ghost. He couldn't change his fate, so he had a whim and decided to do it himself. His plan was to drive Teacher Yang into a serious injury or something. For Teacher Yang, this would be her death. This way of creating a death calamity, after one death calamity appears, maybe another death calamity will disappear invisibly.”

Teacher Yang once told me that she met a talking rabbit when she was a child, so the cause and effect is here.

"Will this work?" I made full use of my six-year-old IQ, and I barely understood it, but understanding does not mean mastering it. I still think that the rabbit spirit's approach is too absurd.

Master shook his head.

"I don't know if this will work, but there is a saying that if you can't break it, you can't stand it, so it makes sense in theory, but it turns out that man-made mistakes will eventually go wrong, and that mistake is me. On the one hand, I saved Teacher Yang. On the other hand, it can also be said that I harmed Teacher Yang."

"The Rabbit Spirit explained the situation to me and asked me for help. You know your master is a man. It's hard to refuse such a thing, so I agreed, but I don't know what to do. Fate cannot be changed. , forcibly modifying the result will only make the result worse, and I can't calculate the fate of Teacher Yang, so after thinking about it, I might as well use your hand to investigate-I didn't artificially modify anyone's fate, I just let My little apprentice is just going to inquire about the situation, right?"

That's right, I talked for a long time about using the little oil bottle as a weapon, and even said that I went to school for me, so I already had Xiao Jiujiu in my heart, the master is too bad!

But no matter how bad the master is, he is still my master, so I won’t be really angry with him. I beat him on the shoulder and complained: “Since you want to save people, why don’t you ask yourself? You turned several corners and asked me to ask.” Bazi, it took so long, and Teacher Yang almost died."

"No, many things happen naturally. Everything happens according to the circumstances. When the end of the road comes to an end, there will be a turn for the better."

"What is resignation, Master?"

"For example, I told Teacher Yang that she was in danger, and asked her to take evil spirit objects and avoid places or people. This is actually a way of deliberately changing fate, but I see through it and don't say it. I just let it be , follow your own steps, don’t you think this will be solved? All I did was let you go to school, but then you can ask about ghost stories at school, she buys you something to drink, and you give her a handbag Whether it's practicing or not, it's not in the scope of my calculations, but these accidental actions saved her at a critical moment, and these are all natural fate."

I couldn't understand again, and I felt that Master was talking nonsense again. This is also one of the bad things about Master. He always bullied me, a child with limited IQ, and said a lot of complicated words every time.

Since I didn't understand, I put this aside and focused on things related to myself.

"Well, it would be nice if Tutu was a villain." =

"Then we can eat rabbit stew."

"You brat, you've been thinking about eating all day long, okay, okay, I'm going to make potato stew today, that's okay."

"Thank you, Master!" The purpose was achieved, I picked up the small tin can on the table, and prepared to calculate the recent expenses.

Master suddenly said: "Henry Zhang, remember that everything has spirituality. Don't do good because it is small, and don't do evil because it is small. Maybe when you help others, you also open a window for yourself."

"Understood, we aspirants must do things upright and upright, without shame. People have good and evil, and ghosts and ghosts also have good and evil. Good deeds will be rewarded."

I fiddled with the small tin can and said casually, I have been hearing these words since I can remember, but...

"Master, I have done good deeds for six years, but why haven't I got anything in return?"

"I said that good deeds will be rewarded. I didn't say that good deeds are for rewards. Henry Zhang, your motives are impure, and God can see it."

"But we can't work for nothing, the rabbit spirit is too stingy, we worked hard, and he finished it with a thank you. This is called generosity...what is it?"

"Ahem, generosity to others," the master's expression suddenly became awkward, and he muttered, "I'm not stingy anymore. You also know that animals like rabbits are best at making medicine. He gave me a lot of beautiful things. pill."

Ah, I dare to say those righteous words are nice, you took advantage of others, but let the apprentice come to run errands!

I stared at Master angrily, and Master immediately said: "But even if he doesn't give away the medicine, the teacher will help. Helping others is the foundation of happiness. Henry Zhang, you will understand in the future."

No later, I understand now, very, very clearly.

"Be good, I'll cook for you."

Master finished his tea and got up to go to the kitchen. I followed behind with the small tin can in my arms and said, "But Master, there is still one thing I can't understand. Don't all ghosts like to repay favors with their bodies? Then why?" Didn’t Rabbit Spirit come to see Teacher Yang?”

"There are many ways to repay your kindness. You have read too much in Liaozhai."

"You think I like to read it. It's not that you said that reading ghost stories can increase your knowledge, but those stories are all lies. I have done so many good deeds. Why don't ghosts come to repay me and give me money?"

"Henry Zhang, what else do you have in your eyes besides money?"

"There are also gold ingots, silver, and pearls, as long as they can be exchanged for money!

Master ignored me (I think he was too lazy to care), and took me to a chair by my collar.

"Write the talisman well. If you practice Taoism well, you will have a lot of money in the future."

"Really?" "When did Master lie to you?"

"I lied this time! You obviously wanted me to help you, but you said you wanted me to go to school. Now that the tuition has been paid, I can't get it back."

"In order not to suffer, we can only continue." The master said with a sad face.

"That's the only way to go." I hugged the small tin can and said with a sad face.

I will never tell Master that the money in it was originally saved by me to buy pearls.

Master likes pearls the most. I originally planned to give them to him as a birthday present. They are all natural big pearls. The shopkeeper agreed to sell them to me at a low price because of the help I had done to him. Now I can’t buy them anymore. , I can only buy a small artificially cultured pearl, alas...

Forget it, wool comes from sheep, big pearls and so on; wait until you have money to buy them next time.

"Finish"