Chef of the future

Want to say that Peng Yibei is incomplete?

That's not it.

This rare gene, Peng Yibei, has not yet arrived.

If he went to karaoke with his acquaintances, Peng Yibei might still be Maiba.

But if it's performance-oriented, every cell in him resists.

Not only him, but also Peng Yinan.

Even if it's a group chorus, standing in the back to make up for it, the two brothers don't want to go on stage.

The brothers analyzed that it should be caused by the shadow of childhood.

think about it.

A pair of twins were originally "outstanding" and "out of the ordinary" in front of the only children born to neighbors, relatives and friends.

The twins are beautiful, clever and cute, and quite smart.

and so……

"Perform a show for auntie."

"Recite a Tang poem for uncle."

"How do you say this in English?"

"How much is 13*4?"

Even in school...

"Peng Yinan, Peng Yibei, you two stand at the front."

"You two, put some lipstick on."

"Then after voting, our class will choose two children, Peng Yinan and Peng Yibei, to participate in the poetry recitation/singing/dancing competition."

Look, no matter teachers, parents, classmates.

Everyone seems to like watching twins, especially identical twins standing together.

The two brothers of the Peng family are good-looking, so...

As long as it comes to performing on stage, the brothers have such a big psychological shadow.

Fortunately, this psychological shadow did not expand.

It's okay to give a speech on stage, to reply or something.

They just don't like to go on stage and put on a show.

Don't go, don't choose me.

Wait, brother Zou won't give me this opportunity specially!

A text message passed immediately.

Very well, nothing happened, Brother Zou didn't respond at all.

Thinking about temporarily blocking the terminal is the cultivation of a qualified host.

Peng Yibei raised his head and "stared" at Zou Mu vigorously.Ge Lao shook his head beside him, unable to raise his head obviously.But the eyes are full of rejection, I believe Zou Mu can see it.

Ge Yi: "Does Chef Peng want to come?"

Peng Yibei: "No, no, no."

It seems that eye expression is still easy to misunderstand.

Peng Yibei bowed his head dejectedly, and began to pray in a different position.

Ge Yi was a little embarrassed: "Usually the first ones to perform on stage are the descendants of birthday stars."

Ge Yi continued to misunderstand.

Peng Yibei: Hallelujah.

Ge Yi: "The second one is a friend, and the third one is a distinguished guest."

Ge Yi quietly comforted you, why are you the third one.

Peng Yibei: I don't want it!

Peng Yibei was just thinking about how to politely refuse.

I heard a burst of ghost crying and wolf howling.

Ge Yi's father was holding the wheat in his hand.

The cute little round ball flapping its wings was struggling weakly in those big hands and wanted to take off (Yuanqiu Mai: Don't drag me, I can automatically align the pronunciation area!).

In the end, it was Zou Mu who remotely changed the mode of holding the mic.

The little wings stopped flapping.

But when the little wings hang down in a jerk, it looks like giving up resistance in the face of evil forces.

The funny scene was photographed by many people, who wrote P for poor Xiao Yuanmai and posted it on Moments.

Peng Yibei's attention was not on this.

But in the singing of Ge Yi's father shaking the world and weeping ghosts and gods.

He looked at the smiling guests around him in surprise.

Silently opened the terminal and inquired about the customs of birthday banquets.

After checking, it is really a traditional custom in this world to sing badly at birthday banquets.

It's not that everyone has abnormal aesthetics or that his ears are out of order.

It is said that it first came from a master of rhythm in ancient times. On his [-]th birthday, he suddenly stopped the music and pointed out that some part of the music was not played correctly.

For a while, the guests were all amazed and boasted to the birthday star, boasting about his professional strength and his long life and still seeing and hearing.

Shou Xing was very happy to be flattered, and threatened that after 20 years, he could still get it wrong.

Unexpectedly, the old birthday star really lived to be 80.

This was not easy in ancient times.

On the day of the 80th birthday party, the guests deliberately played the wrong music, but the old birthday star still recognized it.

Those are great ears.

From then on, under the gradual evolution, playing some unpleasant music at the birthday banquet of the elders and letting the birthday star criticize it has become a symbol of the health of the elderly.

"Ge Yi, is your father real...or acting?"

"It's half real and half acting. He can sing well, but he just likes to howl, and it feels good to say it. Not to mention, I get used to it, and it feels like a beast."

"........."

Peng Yibei continued to search, what other customs are there?

The song over there is finally howling.

All the guests applauded in unison.

If the background of the birthday banquet is removed, it means that the collective aesthetics is abnormal or the one on the stage is a super leader.

"Dad, does it sound good?"

"It's awful." Although the old man had a smile on his lips (the children and grandchildren congratulated him on his birthday), his dislike was quite sincere.

"Okay!" Ge Xi, who successfully completed the task, handed over the poor microphone to Zou Mu happily.

Zou Mu continued to demonstrate the professionalism of the host.

From ancient legends to modern customs, with witticisms attached.

"Uncle Gosi, I think you need to protect your voice well. After 20 years, we still need to listen to your... Fauvist singing voice."

"Hahahaha, no problem."

"Then we can wash our ears, and we have been together for nearly 60 years, and we have been witnesses for nearly 60 years. They were partners in each other's exams, they were each other's best men at each other's weddings, and now they are each other's birthday parties. Let’s welcome the old Mr. Zhou Zi! For the stage, we will sing a song for the most important friend in our life.”

A fashionable old man with a rosy face came to the stage in a suspended wheelchair.

He posed in a cool pose, pointed his hand upwards, and the singing light quickly changed from a stable and warm natural daylight color to a colorful interlaced flash.

When the old man opened his mouth, it was the most popular rock rap on the song list.

Hot and hot.

Peng Yibei:!

I was so scared that I forgot what I was worrying about just now.

The old man's singing is really good, it's not based on Ge Xi's comparison, it's really superb.

For such a fast song, he can keep breathing, pronounce the words clearly, the rhythm card is not bad, and his voice is superb.

Everyone swayed to the rhythm.

Regardless of age or gender.

At this moment, Peng Yibei's terminal rang.

It was Zou Mu's reply.

[Grandpa Zhou was the king of singers who dominated the music scene for many years 50 years ago. ]

That's right, Mr. Ge is a chef, it doesn't stipulate that his friends are also chefs.

Speaking of dominating the music scene in this world, that's really... amazing.

How competitive is the entertainment industry here.

[Don't want to go on stage? ]

[Yes yes yes yes. ]

[The third guest on stage is the guest of honor, as is tradition. ]

There is nothing more expensive than you on site.

[QAQ.I do not know. ] Knowing that he will stay in the kitchen until the dinner starts.

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Peng Yibei looked at the smiley face symbol.

Then I looked at the host Zou Da, who was standing by the stage and listening to the song seriously, as if he didn't even sneak out.

[Brother Zou!Zou Da, President Zou, Zou Dashan, you are the best, you are the kindest, the most handsome, you are the most considerate, you are the most invincible landlord, the cutest friend...]

Peng Yibei sent this paragraph first.Then it got stuck.

This kind of flattering vocabulary has to be thought about besides this kind of slobber.

But the song on stage is almost over!

When he was in a hurry, Peng Yibei couldn't figure it out.

[Brother Zou!Help, I really don't want to go! ]

[it is good. ]

[real?Awesome, love you so much! ]

The answer to Peng Yibei was the thunderous applause after the former singer's song. It was already a screenshot.

A screenshot of a conversation between the two.

But Zou Mu spent all the dialogue in it, leaving the beginning and the end, leaving only six words.

Brother Zou! (a large section is erased) I love you so much!

Peng Yibei's face instantly flushed red.

He lowered his head and gritted his teeth.

No... it's okay, let's talk about it after the birthday banquet is over!

Early exam foul ah!

Fortunately, no one was around to watch.

Because the lights are all dim now, a spotlight in the middle is on Old Singer and Ge Lao.

The two octogenarians embraced each other and greeted each other with the gestures of a buddy popular among young people, which became the happiest scene in the audience.

This warm and warm friendship also made Peng Yibei recover from the stimulation of Zou Mu's sneaking away (the temperature on his face dropped).

The lights at the scene were still not fully turned on, and Zou Mu stood under the spotlight, speaking provocative and touching words.

"At this moment, we are all envious at the same time, envious of this old couple having a friend who has been with you for a lifetime. We young juniors came to the birthday banquet, and we were shown time and time again for no reason. We were defeated by this couple friends, showing off their health, talent, and friendship. So we can only... quickly skip this link."

Zou Mu's words brought bursts of laughter from the audience.

Wait for everyone to stop laughing.

Zou Mu suddenly changed his tone.

If it was a standard party host before, now it feels like a TV shopping host.

998, only 998, guess what is only 998!

Full of seductive words, introducing Peng Yibei's "biography", everyone's eyes followed the seductive voice lines to look at Peng Yibei, it was Zou Mu who was about to say Peng Yibei's name when.

According to the usual practice, when Peng Chu's name came out.

Everyone applauded together, and it was time for Peng Chef to come out and sing.

Of course, it may also be dancing or other talents.

But it's not the norm now.

Your chef Peng has operated in secret and bought the host.

"In fact, it is the distinguished guest that you guessed and saw, who prepared his best special performance early."

Peng Yibei:! ?

Wait, you can't say nothing.

"Wow!"

The lights on all the tables suddenly came on.

Everyone looked obsessively at the exquisite and beautiful "Eight Stars Sending Blessings" placed on the table.

The food delivery robot quietly served cold dishes in the dark when everyone was not paying attention.

"Today's delicacies are the best performances given by Chef Peng. Let's break the process for a while. Let's enjoy them now. I think the next guests should have no intention of performing."

Responding to Zou Mu was a chorus of voices.

The surrounding lights also slowly turned on.

The cold dish combination that has just been highlighted is no longer dazzling.

But even more radiant.

You know, people in this world often eat those few dishes at high-end banquets. God of class.

After all, if you watch and eat too much, you will gain experience from eating.

But now it's refreshing, eight dishes that I haven't seen before!

Although the snow-white connected plates do not have any special effects or patterns, their natural purity without carving further sets off the delicacy and color of the dishes.

Everyone did almost the same thing.

Swallow, and then... take a picture with the terminal.

Everyone succeeded in following the train of thought that Zou Mu said: The chef's performance is to present dishes to you, no problem.

"Can I pick it up and shoot it?"

"why?"

"Pretend you did it yourself."

"Do you think anyone believes it?"

"But they will be envious. There are a total of eight dishes, plus a group photo, which is exactly a nine-square grid."

Do you still need to be responsible for pretending?

Even if no one believes that he made it, everyone can know that he must be the one who ate these eight dishes.

Look at yourself in the photo!Suddenly feel so happy!

Who in this world is happier than yourself?

No!

It is said that the entire banquet table was made by Chef Peng.

Rounding it up by yourself is equivalent to the gods in "We Are On This Way"!

The pinnacle of life in this life!

Everyone selectively forgot about the Zou family and Huanxing's related households.

Compare yourself to the status of a god.

Photos can be P holy light!

look at this dish

Salt-baked shredded chicken, white-cut mutton, sweet-scented osmanthus lotus root, radish in flavor sauce, vegetable salad, plum drunk shrimp, black fungus mixed with soy sauce, garlic and white meat.

Yellow, black, green, red, brown, white.

Fragrant, spicy, fresh, sweet, salty, mild.

By the way, the robot was typing beside him, and introduced that this is a gift from eight stars.

"Eight stars? Which eight stars?"

"Which one else? Speaking of eight, the eight stars of the Gamma Nebula."

"Is this dish inspired by watching the Gamma Nebula?"

"Read more, and the eight stars can also be translated into eight gods, especially the eight gods."

"Then... which eight?"

"I'll ask Chef Peng afterwards. Have you finished filming yet? I want to eat!" Drooling came to his lips.

Peng Chu: I started the group just to be lazy, why do you want to get to the bottom of it!

The liveliness and chaos of the banquet began when the old birthday star dropped the first chopstick.

Everyone maintained their own etiquette and upbringing... Trying to make the looting less ugly.

But the speed of eating...

"Chew slowly to savor..."

"When you are talking about the truth, can you put down the drunk shrimp! This is the last one!"

"When you scold your tablemate, can you look down at your own plate. You took three whole slices of garlic and white meat!"

Faced with this chaotic situation.

The one with the most experience is naturally Zou Mu.

Pick up the terminal and adjust it.

The robot turned around and started serving hot dishes, one after another, filling the big round table in no time.

Eight cold dishes are not enough for a dozen people.

Then when there are more than a dozen dishes at a table, the speed of everyone's competition has obviously slowed down.

The scene is also much more harmonious, brothers and brothers are respectful, sisters' friendship, father's kindness and son's filial piety reappear.

You help me take the plate and take a picture.

Let me look up the name of the dish for you.

"This dish looks so good, it's called Shoubi Ruoji Mountain." Ruoji Mountain is the highest peak in the world.

"It's pretty nice, but it's not stacked high enough."

"It's good to have an artistic conception. Do you really want to eat a mountain with a few thousand meters?"

"Well... this dish is not bad."

"The corn is sweet and tender, and the pine nuts are fragrant and chewy. It's not bad. The golden color has more meaning of wealth. If I make it..."

"Hey, my dear father, you should learn this dish first and then improve it. My stomach suffers every time you improve it. Anyway, let me taste the sweetness first."

"Rebel."

"I think this corn has a milky smell..."

"Sister, my dear sister, you can't go back and study it again! Eat first, eat first, look at this [Smile often], eat one, and smile."

Laughing often is the gold medal rich shrimp.

The red fresh shrimps are arranged into smiling faces, with two eyes and a mouth, and the curved shrimp body presents a festive appearance appropriately.Some shrimps are slightly naughty and not bent to the standard.Looks like a funny meme.

Adds extra fun.

Then the phoenix dances to the sun, good luck shines, money is full of money, bullishness is soaring, flying across the world, phoenix dances to the nine heavens and so on, which push the atmosphere to a climax wave after wave.

When the dishes arrived in the second half, everyone who was already full took pictures and the speed of eating slowed down significantly, and the digestive medicine began to be delivered secretly.

Well, it's not good for your health.

Who cares, this meal must be real!

After confirming that the dishes in front of me would not be robbed quickly, the normal birthday banquet must have a cup and a change of cups.

Everyone was holding delicious drinks made by Chef Peng, among which milk tea was the most popular.

When the interest came, I didn't forget to go on stage, and performed the performance that was supposed to be performed first.

"Hahahahaha, let me just say that my brother's magic skills will go wrong! I laughed so hard."

"Not bad, talk shows are better than magic."

"Brother, you are back, hahahaha, hurry up, this dish is delicious."

"what is it call?"

"Bamboo reported safety."

"Bamboo...what does it have to do with peace?"

"It can grow, and its skin is strong." Bamboo from another world has double the toughness and hardness.

"That's true. It's not that I didn't perform well, but that Brother Zou wasn't here. I originally wanted to ask him to act as a partner. With Brother Zou's adaptability, I wouldn't panic."

"I don't need to talk about excuses, it's not bad to have Xiaoguo if it doesn't work. But what about Brother Zou?"

"I just went out with Peng Chu. Did you go to the toilet?"

"Tsk tsk, as expected of the two of them, they don't care about missing a few dishes at all..."

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Where are the two people in the bathroom?

Well, on a little patio.

Pressed the pseudolight button.

Make sure no one bothers you.

The red moon, which manifests its existence all the time, obviously does not have the hazy feeling of the white moon on the earth.

Crimson and bloody, it feels a bit like a horror movie.

But the two male protagonists at the moment don't care.

Since Zou Mu had already sneaked away ahead of time.

The two people who were full and didn't care about not eating the extra dishes simply came out and solved the problems that should be solved after they were full.

"According to the custom in our place, you don't have to eat other things at the birthday banquet, but you must eat the birthday noodles. The traditional Fujian Taiping I made. The standard noodle soup. The color is white, the lines are fine and even, the texture is soft, and the soup does not fall. Paste, fragrant and delicious. Pair it with a large piece of lean meat stewed until soft and crispy. There are [long] and [shou].”

Although the color of the moon is wrong.

But the quiet picturesque environment, the hustle and bustle in the distance, the only person around...

The atmosphere is still in place.

Peng Yibei was unavoidably nervous, and then he was a little out of choice.

"You mean...to cut a long story short? So I can hurry back to eat noodles?" At this time?

"I mean, you can ask the robot to deliver two bowls." The words still need to be clear.

Peng Yibei's expression was solemn, but his heart was a little bitter.

He knew what was standing in front of him and Zou Mu.

He also knew that Zou Mu would not have a solution that would give the best of both worlds (he had asked countless times with his brain).

Unable to open any door to the two worlds, he and Zou Mu...

So this perfect night scene is also quite suitable for breaking love with a sword.

"Whatever the outcome of today's discussion... Shouldn't we have a start?"

"Hmmmm?"

I saw Zou Mu conjuring a flower in his hand as if by magic.

A transparent petal is a diamond-shaped "rose", a flower unique to this world and specially used for confession.

It symbolizes an unreserved heart.

Zou Mu took a step forward and wrapped the man in his arms by the railing of the balcony.

The flower was swaying in front of Peng Yibei's eyes.

At this moment, Zou Mu's eyebrows are full of friendship, and with the most gentle and joyful voice, he speaks confession words that are not available in this world.

"The moon is so beautiful tonight."

Those seductive eyes are full of expectation and prayer, longing for a "beginning" that is not rejection.

At this moment, a series of plans and determinations in Peng Yibei's mind, "Why start if there is no result", were all disrupted.

Now he fully understands why some people only want short-term possession when their blood is so high.

Look at the person and listen to the words.

I don't want to refuse at all, I don't want to refuse at all.

Start to find the opposite reason for yourself wholeheartedly.

[If there is no solution, isn't it the last breakup!Pain now, pain in due time, then... let’s talk about it in due time! 】

It can be seen how human beings can deceive themselves.

The excuses and reasons for these two sides are all arranged by themselves.

By the way, you have to respond to the confession.

By the way, how did Brother Zou know this sentence?

Peng Yibei didn't answer "the wind is gentle", so pure men should go straight up.

Without saying a word, he took the flower, pulled Zou Mu over, and kissed him.

The author has something to say: Originally, I planned to delay this pair until the end and then let them be together.

During the whole process, you two will give me sadomasochism.

As a result, as I wrote... I still felt soft-hearted.

By the way, it is also written that it is found that holding back abuse does not fit Mr. Zou's personality.

Author: It's cheaper for you two.