Experiencing a Happy Ending With a Scum Shou
Chapter 70 Nian Yuzhuo ① The Heart of the Great Devil
In 2042, the X secret research base.
The monitor wrote in the report: The first batch of testers all died.
Seeing the report, the higher-ups just frowned, and proceeded to prepare the third batch of testers in a prepared manner.
According to the death rate of the first batch of testers, they believe that the second batch of testers will not last long.
The person in charge of following up the test data is a beautiful woman of mixed race, her name is Anna: "Boss, do you believe that Dr. Yu is really willing to work for the boss?"
"What do you think?" Zhou Jing, who was called the boss by Anna, asked back.
"I don't know." Anna was lost in thought.
Because it takes Dr. Yu to deceive them every minute. In terms of data falsification, no one can compare to the young and mysterious Dr. Yu.
The other party is known as an Asian biology and electronics genius, very young, only 25 years old this year.
His full name is Yu Jiqing. He was born in a famous family and graduated from the top ten schools in the world. He has been playing with inventions since he was 12 years old. He is obsessed with electronic intelligence and is good at making combination locks and thermal weapons.
"Then how do I know?" Zhou Jing said.
So whether the report given by Dr. Yu is true or not, only Dr. Yu himself knows in this world.
"Forget it." Anna shook her head: "I'm going to see the bodies of the first batch of testers."
"Remember to check the vital signs." Zhou Jing said, "It's not easy for the boss to find a volunteer who is willing to take money to do things."
"Got it." Anna said.
But if the tester is still alive, but loses the role of continuing to participate in the test, the boss will not let the tester continue to live, because the experiment must be kept secret.
"Dr. Anna." The gatekeeper was a young man named Yi Yang.
"I heard that all the people inside are dead. Have you ever gone in?" Anna stood at the door and looked inside through the glass window.
"No." Yi Yang was looking at the glamorous Anna: "I don't have permission to go in." He is only in charge of guarding the gate, and there are robots in charge of the operation of the nutrition warehouse.
"I almost forgot, you are just a project recruiter." Anna picked up the sign on Yi Yang's chest, and glanced casually: "Open the door, I want to go in and have a look."
"Yes." Yi Yang's eyes moved away from her chest.
The first batch of testers, a total of twelve.
Anna stood in front of the first nutrition warehouse: "It's a pity that even you are dead." She saw the man lying in it, with a slender figure, an outstanding face, and strong muscles all over his body.
Take another look at the data card next to the nutrition warehouse, it says: Li Dong, 28 years old, retired soldier.
"What should we do with the bodies of the first batch of testers?" Anna asked back in the office.
"Burn." Zhou Jing took off his glasses and said.
"Okay then." Anna shrugged and felt it was a pity. She still missed the handsome veteran brother in her heart.
At this time, in Dr. Yu's private office, Yu Jiqing was holding a magnifying glass, and was repairing a malfunction in the nutrition warehouse.
"Sir, I'm going to wake up on the 5st, are you done?" the smart butler asked for the third time within [-] minutes.
"Shut up." Yu Jiqing wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Whose fault is this? You broke the movement when you changed the nutrition compartment. Fortunately, I found it in time."
Otherwise, No. [-]'s body may be irreparably damaged.
"You are the best." The smart butler said, "But why did you steal No. [-]'s nutrition warehouse?"
"..." Who is going to smash this chattering intelligent system.
"Just try to analyze it a little bit. Under normal circumstances, human silence represents two possibilities." The intelligent system said: "One, you don't bother to answer, and your mood at this time is probably arrogant and conceited; At that time, your emotions are likely to be shy and shy."
"Huh..." Yu Jiqing picked up the remote control and turned off the smart system.
In fact, many times he does not need the system to issue orders for himself online, he can directly issue orders through the computer and various buttons.
Most of the meaning of the existence of the system is not because the system is capable, but because the system is capable.
Being alone in a closed space for years and months is a kind of loneliness that can drive people crazy.
But sorry for the system, starting today, there is an extra number one next to the doctor.
Although number one can only live in the nutrition warehouse at present, it can be seen that the doctor's new love must be him.
Take a look at the configuration of this luxurious nutrition warehouse. After the doctor's modification, various effects have been greatly improved, although I don't feel much about using it.
"Okay." Yu Jiqing pressed the operating button, then looked back at the largest screen in the room.
The big screen that had been dark for thirteen hours was turned on again, and the first picture that appeared was the bedroom in the early morning.
"Hello, Shen Shen?" Jiang Liannan's eyes were half-opened, and he stretched out his hand to push the man beside him: "Someone is ringing the doorbell, get up and open the door."
It's winter now, it's so cold, I can't figure out who came out so early in the morning.
"..." Usually Li Dong wakes up whenever he is pushed, and does as soon as he is ordered, but this morning he did not move at all.
"Didn't you sleep so deeply?" Jiang Liannan got up unhappily: "It's only nine o'clock in the morning, nine o'clock in the morning on weekends, who is so early?"
Wearing cotton shoes and pajamas, he walked out of the bedroom in small steps, passed the cozy living room, and came to the entrance: "Who?" Looking through the cat's eyes, he found that it was a girl, who wanted to look exactly like the employee of a nearby flower shop.
Jiang Liannan shuddered, and immediately opened the door.
"..." I really saw a large bunch of flowers.
"Mr. Jiang, good morning, today is your anniversary." Girl: "Mr. Li ordered a bouquet of flowers for you, please accept~"
"Thank you." Signed to collect the flowers, and ran home holding them.
Ahhh, the fifth year anniversary!
"Husband—" the uncle threw himself on the bed with the flowers, "I'm so happy."
"Don't you know that you are very heavy?" Li Dong pushed away the flowers on his face: "It's so cold! Get out!"
"Okay, okay." The uncle jumped out of bed and went to the living room to arrange flowers: "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you~" He sang and danced, and in the past five years, he has slowly fallen below the level of fertilization. The lower limit of the egg.
It may have degenerated into a little happy sperm by now.
"Honey, where should we go for dinner tonight?" Jiang Liannan poked her head out, with a green rose leaf on her lips.
"I've already reserved a seat, I'll tell you in the evening," Li Dong pulled up the quilt and moaned, "If you're not sleepy, you can play by yourself, let me sleep for a while..."
"Do you want to give me a surprise?" Jiang Liannan turned around and posted in the WeChat group: "@参参, for our anniversary, Shen Shen said that he will book a restaurant, come and guess which one this year? "
Jiang Xiaonan: "Give me a red envelope if I guessed it right, Shen Shen has made a lot of money this year, let him give out a big red envelope~"
Fu Changyin: "Fourth, you are forty this year, not four!"
In the past five years, they felt more and more unable to stand up to the fourth child who was once arrogant and reserved and disdained to show weakness.
Jiang Xiaonan: "Mouth, I'm only eighteen."
What is it like to be spoiled by your husband as a fertilized egg?
That is, forever, I feel that I can't even unscrew the bottle cap, and something will happen every minute when I cross the road alone.
Yu Jiqing wrote the formula while chasing the drama, and another two pleasant hours passed without knowing it.
He released the intelligent system: "Observe the data, and by the way, summarize the data of the second batch of the first world, and circle the interesting testers for me."
"Sir, this is your job." The smart butler said.
Ever since my husband became obsessed with watching No. [-], he never worked seriously.
"Now I'll leave the work to you," Yu Jiqing looked at the camera in the room: "Any comments?
"No comment." The system is quite intimidating: "The second batch of testers has a total of twelve, three of whom lost in the first world, and there are nine remaining. Four of them used the 'prophet' ability to make money, three Using their original wealth to indulge in enjoyment, the two chose to participate in politics..."
"Tsk tsk." Yu Jiqing glanced at the small screen, there were many faces there, some were high-spirited, some were indulgent and having fun, it could be said that they were full of ugly faces.
"What is more interesting is No. 13," the system said. "He is the tester with the best comprehensive score in the second batch, comparable to No. [-]. Although he chose to participate in politics, he seems to care about the masses."
Yu Jiqing took a look at NO.13: "Yeah." This person might be the interested observer: "Then continue to observe."
He only paid attention to No.13 for a few seconds, and finally went back to watch the big screen of No.[-].
"What has number one been doing recently?" the system asked.
"Life." Yu Jiqing took a sip of hot water: "Do you want to watch it together?"
"No more." The system paused for a moment: "I want to analyze the data, but I don't have time."
"Oh." Yu Jiqing didn't really invite the system to watch it together, he wouldn't be able to watch emotional dramas with an emotionless electronic brain.
While analyzing the data of the second batch of testers, the system occasionally glanced at the data of No. [-]: "No. [-] is really gentle."
This tester fell in love with the male protagonist in the world every time.
"The above said that the world I chose for the first time was too perverted." Yu Jiqing smiled: "Every world in the second batch is very ordinary, but there are still dead people."
"That's not your fault." The system said: "Character determines fate, don't you see that No. [-] is living a good life?"
If every tester was more cautious, instead of conceitedly thinking that Lao Tzu knew the plot and was the best in the world, then the number of people who died would definitely not be so many.
"This world is coming to an end." Yu Jiqing was a little dazed.
"Number One, so gentle." The system repeated what it had just said.
In the camera, Li Dong hugged Jiang Liannan in his old age: "Uncle Lian." He sat in the garden in the afternoon, gently covering Jiang Liannan's eyes.
At that moment, the picture freezes.
"This screenshot is very beautiful." Yu · Screenshot Maniac · Jiqing, dragged the picture to a folder, which was full of Li Dong's screenshots: "I will make it into a photo album and give it to him later."
"In the future?" The system can't think, because No. [-] doesn't have a future in his data.
"The next world." Yu Jiqing was too lazy to deal with the emotionless system.
The sad emotion in Li Dong's heart was greatly relieved after going through a long, long sleep.
Just like every time he wakes up in a new world, although he still knows that he has experienced a lot in the past, he can afford to let it go and leave as much positive emotion as possible.
And I don't know when, Li Dong vaguely felt that there was something he wanted at the end.
This idea is like a small flame, which has always existed in his heart, very warm and comfortable.
"Number one..."
Li Dong moved his eyelashes and woke up in a trance.
What number one?
He sat up from the bed, patted his dizzy head, "Hiss..." He gasped suddenly, "It hurts." It turned out that the original owner had a wound on his head, and a big swollen lump bulged out on his forehead.
Li Dong supported his forehead to observe the environment: "..." He found the surroundings were antique, and he couldn't find a modern facility after searching for a long time.
That is to say, this time the world is ancient, and there is no escape.
Li Dong lay down and squinted for a while, then couldn't hold back and fucked: "God damn the most beautiful woman in the world..." This is his current identity.
In the world of martial arts, from the Zixiao faction, Su Lingya, the third junior brother, has high martial arts skills and looks beyond the sky. He is known as the most beautiful woman in the world.
Su Lingya's true character is sinister, cunning, and a scheming boy, a supporting role of a hypocrite villain who exists to compete for the head and the leader of the martial arts alliance.
The male protagonist in this world is named Nian Yuzhuo. He was a poor little boy from a poor family when he was a child. He was only 11 years old when he was bought into the Goulan Yard as a child prostitute.
It's also pitiful. On the night when I received guests for the first time at the age of 12, I met a perverted old man.
The first few blows scared Nian Yuzhuo to the point of madness, and in extreme panic, he tortured and killed the old man.
Since then, the male protagonist Shou has gone forever on the road of perversion and tyranny, and by chance, he has also practiced a magic skill that can absorb people's skills. The first thing to do is to find out the person who sold him back then and take revenge.
The cruelty of the murder method made all the heroes in the world panic.
Living up to expectations, Nian Yuzhuo soon joined the largest demon sect in the world, the Xuanyin Sect.
Became the head of the church, became the guardian of the left at the age of 20, and became the new leader at the age of 24.
When Nian Yuzhuo was still teaching Xiao Transparent in Xuanyin, he met a pen pal by chance—a friend who communicated through pigeon letters.
Nian Yuzhuo has a gloomy and violent personality due to his childhood experience, and he has almost no friends inside and outside the teaching.
This peer who communicated through carrier pigeons gradually became Nian Yuzhuo's cinnabar mole, the only soft spot in him.
The bloody thing lies in the identity of this pen pal, he is the scumbag of this book, Zhang Junluo, the senior brother of the Zixiao faction and the candidate for the future head.
Central air-conditioning, indecisive, emotionally scumbag.
When he accidentally discovered that his pen pal was Nian Yuzhuo, the leader of the Xuanyin Sect, the first thing he thought of was to distance himself from the other party, so as not to be discovered by others that he actually had contacts with the Demon Sect.
Later, the third junior brother Su Lingya found the letter that he hadn't had time to destroy. In a hurry, Zhang Junluo closed the door to let the leader go, and wrote to Nian Yuzhuo to tell Nian Yuzhuo the whereabouts of his upright disciple Su Lingya.
Nian Yuzhuo was hinted by the letter, of course he thought that Su Lingya had something to do with his heart and soul.
It happened that he didn't like decency, so he rushed to kill Su Lingya without saying a word.
In the original novel, Su Lingya fell off a cliff and was rescued by a reclusive woman who was Zhang Junluo's fiancée whom she had not contacted for many years.
Said that Nian Yuzhuo killed his arch-rival for the sake of his heart, and he was in a good mood, thinking about asking him to come out to meet him, after all, he has become the leader of the sect, and it is the time for prestige.
As a result, the other party suddenly disappeared, so forget it, the damned enemy is not dead, but it was revealed at the Wuling leader selection meeting that his mysterious pen pal turned out to be Zhang Junluo, a disciple of the Zixiao sect?
Slag Gong Zhang Junluo naturally refused to admit it. In order to prove his innocence, he made an appointment with Nian Yuzhuo to fight. Not only did he capture Nian Yuzhuo alive, but he also held a demon slaughter meeting.
Nian Yuzhuo hated this man with a firm heart, so he asked his subordinates to rescue him.
Only then did Zhang Junluo realize that Nian Yuzhuo and the Xuanyin Sect were so powerful that no mere head of the Zixiao Sect could compete with them.
Can't beat it, but can do tricks.
Zhang Junluo put down his weapon and joined the Xuanyin Sect alone. He only said one sentence in the original book: "Master Nian, Junluo came to plead guilty."
Nian Yuzhuo fell, and he left Zhang Junluo in the Xuanyin Sect to accompany him.
The two talk about life and ideals every day, and talk about harmony after talking about ideals.
During this process, Slag Gong developed feelings to some extent. After all, they have been able to communicate for many years, and the souls of the two are extremely in tune.
After thinking about it, he didn't really have the heart to kill Nian Yuzhuo, but he could make Nian Yuzhuo abolish his martial arts and betray the Demon Sect.
Would Nian Yuzhuo, the head of a generation of demons, be so stupid?
He was really so stupid, he lived with Zhang Junluo in the small town under Zixiao Mountain after he abolished his martial arts.
In the first one or two years, it was still affectionate, and Zha Gong treated Nian Yuzhuo well.
After a few years, the men's university was married, and Zhang Junluo was the head. He held a wedding and married Nian Yuzhuo and his fiancée at the same time, but kept both of them in the dark.
It wasn't until Zhang Junluo's eldest son was born that Nian Yuzhuo knew that he had been let down.
But at this time, he has no martial arts, no savings, and no friends. The cats and dogs sent by Zixiao can kick him twice.
When Zhang Junluo knew about it, he just turned a blind eye and let Nian Yuzhuo be patient.
Seeing that Zhang Junluo didn't care about it, the disciples of the Zixiao faction intensified and often came to bully Nian Yuzhuo.
Since his wife gave birth to his eldest son, Zhang Junluo spent more time with his wife and children.
Nian Yuzhuo only visits there occasionally, and it is no longer the careful care it used to be.
After all, Nian Yuzhuo has nothing left, and he can't go far if he wants to go. He can go to him whenever he wants, and just hang out if he doesn't want to.
When Slag Gong did this, he did it while feeling guilty. Li Dong saw it very painful at the time. He really hated Zhang Junluo, a man who was not dry, who was as scum as shit.
If you don't like it, just break up and let each other be well. I believe that Nian Yuzhuo's character will not be shameless.
But he just didn't say it, he was obviously negligent, and he even pretended to be affectionate.
And the male protagonist is really fucking unbearable, even if his lover doesn't leave his house for ten days and half a month, he can't bear it.
This is not a slut, this is a brain that has been flooded and not poured out.
If it was someone else, they would have broken up when Zha Gong married his wife and had children, and they still serve a husband together, so why not go to heaven.
Don't say that the atmosphere in ancient times was like this, it's normal to hug left and right.
Bah, what Zhang Junluo has, Nian Yuzhuo also has, why doesn't he hug left and right?
Li Dong thinks it is very simple, because Nian Yuzhuo is an emotional animal, while Zhang Junluo is a lustful animal.
Desire drove Zhang Junluo to plot against the third junior brother, to fight for the position of head and alliance leader, to marry a wife and have children, to do routine jade carving, all of them came from desire.
In fact, this is the most common human nature in reality, but the author's writing is so annoying. Comparing it with Nian Yuzhuo, I suddenly feel that Zhang Junluo is the leader of the fart. home.
Li Dong recalled a plot of the original novel and felt a little depressed.
"Senior brother three." An anxious voice shouted outside the door: "Senior brother asked you to go to the bamboo forest to give him the sword, and said to hurry up."
Hearing that there was no response from inside, he called out twice more cautiously.
"Understood." Li Dong replied.
When he got up, he was not very used to the ancient long hair fluttering and the wide-sleeved robe.
"Third senior brother..." The door opened, and the young junior brother stood there in a daze.
goodong...
He swallowed, and his face immediately turned red like a monkey's butt.
"That..." The third senior brother took a good look at it: "This is the sword, I'm leaving!" He handed the elder brother's sword to the third senior brother, and the younger senior brother immediately covered his face and ran away.
Li Dong touched his face: "Oh..." sighed.
The bamboo forest is not so easy to go to. If there is no accident, Nian Yuzhuo, the leader of Xuanyin Sect, has already been waiting there.
Li Dong went back to the house and put the letter that Su Lingya had stolen from Zhang Junluo into his bosom.
"Senior brother three." Walking on the small road paved with bluestone slabs, the disciples of the Zixiao sect who came together this time stopped to salute one by one.
If you look carefully, everyone is blushing, and they are all men.
Li Dong, who was bent into a mosquito coil, actually didn't mind: "Yeah." With a face as gentle as jade, he nodded lightly.
The eyebrows are like distant mountains with black eyes, the lips are not pimples but red, the long hair draped over the shoulders is black and straight, and it is matched with a sky blue gown. It is no wonder that every time you go down the mountain, you have to beware of harassment.
There is a bamboo forest in the back mountain of this Taoist temple. After Li Dong stepped into this place, he vaguely felt that the temperature had dropped several degrees.
"Eldest brother—" he stopped and called out.
He knew that Zhang Junluo was not here at all.
slam-la-
Li Dong looked in the direction of the swaying bamboo tail, and there was a sound of breaking through the air.
As a modern person, Li Dong really didn't react, he let that palm hit his chest in a daze.
Nian Yuzhuo's palm immediately tore through Li Dong's skirt, and letters in black and white flew all over the sky: "Well—" Li Dong flew out without any resistance.
Nian Yuzhuo casually picked up a piece of paper that had fallen in front of his eyes, and after looking at it, his fingers trembled: "Rong Qing?"
His water-colored figure leaped to catch up, so fast that he caught Li Dong who had fallen off the cliff, and then found a point of leverage to return to the ground.
"Rong Qing!" Nian Yuzhuo shouted, but found that the person in his arms was already unconscious, without saying a word, he performed lightness kung fu with the person in his arms, and quickly returned to Xuanyin Sect.
The author has something to say:
Handsome Medicine: Counterfeit Dong, is this your despicable strategy?
Li Counterfeit: I didn't say anything, I didn't do anything.
Handsome Medicine: What will I do if I'm found out? It's unbearable.
Counterfeit Li: The person I fucked is willing to kill me?
Handsome medicine: ...you, kind (thumbs up to brother Dong, social society)
The monitor wrote in the report: The first batch of testers all died.
Seeing the report, the higher-ups just frowned, and proceeded to prepare the third batch of testers in a prepared manner.
According to the death rate of the first batch of testers, they believe that the second batch of testers will not last long.
The person in charge of following up the test data is a beautiful woman of mixed race, her name is Anna: "Boss, do you believe that Dr. Yu is really willing to work for the boss?"
"What do you think?" Zhou Jing, who was called the boss by Anna, asked back.
"I don't know." Anna was lost in thought.
Because it takes Dr. Yu to deceive them every minute. In terms of data falsification, no one can compare to the young and mysterious Dr. Yu.
The other party is known as an Asian biology and electronics genius, very young, only 25 years old this year.
His full name is Yu Jiqing. He was born in a famous family and graduated from the top ten schools in the world. He has been playing with inventions since he was 12 years old. He is obsessed with electronic intelligence and is good at making combination locks and thermal weapons.
"Then how do I know?" Zhou Jing said.
So whether the report given by Dr. Yu is true or not, only Dr. Yu himself knows in this world.
"Forget it." Anna shook her head: "I'm going to see the bodies of the first batch of testers."
"Remember to check the vital signs." Zhou Jing said, "It's not easy for the boss to find a volunteer who is willing to take money to do things."
"Got it." Anna said.
But if the tester is still alive, but loses the role of continuing to participate in the test, the boss will not let the tester continue to live, because the experiment must be kept secret.
"Dr. Anna." The gatekeeper was a young man named Yi Yang.
"I heard that all the people inside are dead. Have you ever gone in?" Anna stood at the door and looked inside through the glass window.
"No." Yi Yang was looking at the glamorous Anna: "I don't have permission to go in." He is only in charge of guarding the gate, and there are robots in charge of the operation of the nutrition warehouse.
"I almost forgot, you are just a project recruiter." Anna picked up the sign on Yi Yang's chest, and glanced casually: "Open the door, I want to go in and have a look."
"Yes." Yi Yang's eyes moved away from her chest.
The first batch of testers, a total of twelve.
Anna stood in front of the first nutrition warehouse: "It's a pity that even you are dead." She saw the man lying in it, with a slender figure, an outstanding face, and strong muscles all over his body.
Take another look at the data card next to the nutrition warehouse, it says: Li Dong, 28 years old, retired soldier.
"What should we do with the bodies of the first batch of testers?" Anna asked back in the office.
"Burn." Zhou Jing took off his glasses and said.
"Okay then." Anna shrugged and felt it was a pity. She still missed the handsome veteran brother in her heart.
At this time, in Dr. Yu's private office, Yu Jiqing was holding a magnifying glass, and was repairing a malfunction in the nutrition warehouse.
"Sir, I'm going to wake up on the 5st, are you done?" the smart butler asked for the third time within [-] minutes.
"Shut up." Yu Jiqing wiped the sweat from his forehead: "Whose fault is this? You broke the movement when you changed the nutrition compartment. Fortunately, I found it in time."
Otherwise, No. [-]'s body may be irreparably damaged.
"You are the best." The smart butler said, "But why did you steal No. [-]'s nutrition warehouse?"
"..." Who is going to smash this chattering intelligent system.
"Just try to analyze it a little bit. Under normal circumstances, human silence represents two possibilities." The intelligent system said: "One, you don't bother to answer, and your mood at this time is probably arrogant and conceited; At that time, your emotions are likely to be shy and shy."
"Huh..." Yu Jiqing picked up the remote control and turned off the smart system.
In fact, many times he does not need the system to issue orders for himself online, he can directly issue orders through the computer and various buttons.
Most of the meaning of the existence of the system is not because the system is capable, but because the system is capable.
Being alone in a closed space for years and months is a kind of loneliness that can drive people crazy.
But sorry for the system, starting today, there is an extra number one next to the doctor.
Although number one can only live in the nutrition warehouse at present, it can be seen that the doctor's new love must be him.
Take a look at the configuration of this luxurious nutrition warehouse. After the doctor's modification, various effects have been greatly improved, although I don't feel much about using it.
"Okay." Yu Jiqing pressed the operating button, then looked back at the largest screen in the room.
The big screen that had been dark for thirteen hours was turned on again, and the first picture that appeared was the bedroom in the early morning.
"Hello, Shen Shen?" Jiang Liannan's eyes were half-opened, and he stretched out his hand to push the man beside him: "Someone is ringing the doorbell, get up and open the door."
It's winter now, it's so cold, I can't figure out who came out so early in the morning.
"..." Usually Li Dong wakes up whenever he is pushed, and does as soon as he is ordered, but this morning he did not move at all.
"Didn't you sleep so deeply?" Jiang Liannan got up unhappily: "It's only nine o'clock in the morning, nine o'clock in the morning on weekends, who is so early?"
Wearing cotton shoes and pajamas, he walked out of the bedroom in small steps, passed the cozy living room, and came to the entrance: "Who?" Looking through the cat's eyes, he found that it was a girl, who wanted to look exactly like the employee of a nearby flower shop.
Jiang Liannan shuddered, and immediately opened the door.
"..." I really saw a large bunch of flowers.
"Mr. Jiang, good morning, today is your anniversary." Girl: "Mr. Li ordered a bouquet of flowers for you, please accept~"
"Thank you." Signed to collect the flowers, and ran home holding them.
Ahhh, the fifth year anniversary!
"Husband—" the uncle threw himself on the bed with the flowers, "I'm so happy."
"Don't you know that you are very heavy?" Li Dong pushed away the flowers on his face: "It's so cold! Get out!"
"Okay, okay." The uncle jumped out of bed and went to the living room to arrange flowers: "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you~" He sang and danced, and in the past five years, he has slowly fallen below the level of fertilization. The lower limit of the egg.
It may have degenerated into a little happy sperm by now.
"Honey, where should we go for dinner tonight?" Jiang Liannan poked her head out, with a green rose leaf on her lips.
"I've already reserved a seat, I'll tell you in the evening," Li Dong pulled up the quilt and moaned, "If you're not sleepy, you can play by yourself, let me sleep for a while..."
"Do you want to give me a surprise?" Jiang Liannan turned around and posted in the WeChat group: "@参参, for our anniversary, Shen Shen said that he will book a restaurant, come and guess which one this year? "
Jiang Xiaonan: "Give me a red envelope if I guessed it right, Shen Shen has made a lot of money this year, let him give out a big red envelope~"
Fu Changyin: "Fourth, you are forty this year, not four!"
In the past five years, they felt more and more unable to stand up to the fourth child who was once arrogant and reserved and disdained to show weakness.
Jiang Xiaonan: "Mouth, I'm only eighteen."
What is it like to be spoiled by your husband as a fertilized egg?
That is, forever, I feel that I can't even unscrew the bottle cap, and something will happen every minute when I cross the road alone.
Yu Jiqing wrote the formula while chasing the drama, and another two pleasant hours passed without knowing it.
He released the intelligent system: "Observe the data, and by the way, summarize the data of the second batch of the first world, and circle the interesting testers for me."
"Sir, this is your job." The smart butler said.
Ever since my husband became obsessed with watching No. [-], he never worked seriously.
"Now I'll leave the work to you," Yu Jiqing looked at the camera in the room: "Any comments?
"No comment." The system is quite intimidating: "The second batch of testers has a total of twelve, three of whom lost in the first world, and there are nine remaining. Four of them used the 'prophet' ability to make money, three Using their original wealth to indulge in enjoyment, the two chose to participate in politics..."
"Tsk tsk." Yu Jiqing glanced at the small screen, there were many faces there, some were high-spirited, some were indulgent and having fun, it could be said that they were full of ugly faces.
"What is more interesting is No. 13," the system said. "He is the tester with the best comprehensive score in the second batch, comparable to No. [-]. Although he chose to participate in politics, he seems to care about the masses."
Yu Jiqing took a look at NO.13: "Yeah." This person might be the interested observer: "Then continue to observe."
He only paid attention to No.13 for a few seconds, and finally went back to watch the big screen of No.[-].
"What has number one been doing recently?" the system asked.
"Life." Yu Jiqing took a sip of hot water: "Do you want to watch it together?"
"No more." The system paused for a moment: "I want to analyze the data, but I don't have time."
"Oh." Yu Jiqing didn't really invite the system to watch it together, he wouldn't be able to watch emotional dramas with an emotionless electronic brain.
While analyzing the data of the second batch of testers, the system occasionally glanced at the data of No. [-]: "No. [-] is really gentle."
This tester fell in love with the male protagonist in the world every time.
"The above said that the world I chose for the first time was too perverted." Yu Jiqing smiled: "Every world in the second batch is very ordinary, but there are still dead people."
"That's not your fault." The system said: "Character determines fate, don't you see that No. [-] is living a good life?"
If every tester was more cautious, instead of conceitedly thinking that Lao Tzu knew the plot and was the best in the world, then the number of people who died would definitely not be so many.
"This world is coming to an end." Yu Jiqing was a little dazed.
"Number One, so gentle." The system repeated what it had just said.
In the camera, Li Dong hugged Jiang Liannan in his old age: "Uncle Lian." He sat in the garden in the afternoon, gently covering Jiang Liannan's eyes.
At that moment, the picture freezes.
"This screenshot is very beautiful." Yu · Screenshot Maniac · Jiqing, dragged the picture to a folder, which was full of Li Dong's screenshots: "I will make it into a photo album and give it to him later."
"In the future?" The system can't think, because No. [-] doesn't have a future in his data.
"The next world." Yu Jiqing was too lazy to deal with the emotionless system.
The sad emotion in Li Dong's heart was greatly relieved after going through a long, long sleep.
Just like every time he wakes up in a new world, although he still knows that he has experienced a lot in the past, he can afford to let it go and leave as much positive emotion as possible.
And I don't know when, Li Dong vaguely felt that there was something he wanted at the end.
This idea is like a small flame, which has always existed in his heart, very warm and comfortable.
"Number one..."
Li Dong moved his eyelashes and woke up in a trance.
What number one?
He sat up from the bed, patted his dizzy head, "Hiss..." He gasped suddenly, "It hurts." It turned out that the original owner had a wound on his head, and a big swollen lump bulged out on his forehead.
Li Dong supported his forehead to observe the environment: "..." He found the surroundings were antique, and he couldn't find a modern facility after searching for a long time.
That is to say, this time the world is ancient, and there is no escape.
Li Dong lay down and squinted for a while, then couldn't hold back and fucked: "God damn the most beautiful woman in the world..." This is his current identity.
In the world of martial arts, from the Zixiao faction, Su Lingya, the third junior brother, has high martial arts skills and looks beyond the sky. He is known as the most beautiful woman in the world.
Su Lingya's true character is sinister, cunning, and a scheming boy, a supporting role of a hypocrite villain who exists to compete for the head and the leader of the martial arts alliance.
The male protagonist in this world is named Nian Yuzhuo. He was a poor little boy from a poor family when he was a child. He was only 11 years old when he was bought into the Goulan Yard as a child prostitute.
It's also pitiful. On the night when I received guests for the first time at the age of 12, I met a perverted old man.
The first few blows scared Nian Yuzhuo to the point of madness, and in extreme panic, he tortured and killed the old man.
Since then, the male protagonist Shou has gone forever on the road of perversion and tyranny, and by chance, he has also practiced a magic skill that can absorb people's skills. The first thing to do is to find out the person who sold him back then and take revenge.
The cruelty of the murder method made all the heroes in the world panic.
Living up to expectations, Nian Yuzhuo soon joined the largest demon sect in the world, the Xuanyin Sect.
Became the head of the church, became the guardian of the left at the age of 20, and became the new leader at the age of 24.
When Nian Yuzhuo was still teaching Xiao Transparent in Xuanyin, he met a pen pal by chance—a friend who communicated through pigeon letters.
Nian Yuzhuo has a gloomy and violent personality due to his childhood experience, and he has almost no friends inside and outside the teaching.
This peer who communicated through carrier pigeons gradually became Nian Yuzhuo's cinnabar mole, the only soft spot in him.
The bloody thing lies in the identity of this pen pal, he is the scumbag of this book, Zhang Junluo, the senior brother of the Zixiao faction and the candidate for the future head.
Central air-conditioning, indecisive, emotionally scumbag.
When he accidentally discovered that his pen pal was Nian Yuzhuo, the leader of the Xuanyin Sect, the first thing he thought of was to distance himself from the other party, so as not to be discovered by others that he actually had contacts with the Demon Sect.
Later, the third junior brother Su Lingya found the letter that he hadn't had time to destroy. In a hurry, Zhang Junluo closed the door to let the leader go, and wrote to Nian Yuzhuo to tell Nian Yuzhuo the whereabouts of his upright disciple Su Lingya.
Nian Yuzhuo was hinted by the letter, of course he thought that Su Lingya had something to do with his heart and soul.
It happened that he didn't like decency, so he rushed to kill Su Lingya without saying a word.
In the original novel, Su Lingya fell off a cliff and was rescued by a reclusive woman who was Zhang Junluo's fiancée whom she had not contacted for many years.
Said that Nian Yuzhuo killed his arch-rival for the sake of his heart, and he was in a good mood, thinking about asking him to come out to meet him, after all, he has become the leader of the sect, and it is the time for prestige.
As a result, the other party suddenly disappeared, so forget it, the damned enemy is not dead, but it was revealed at the Wuling leader selection meeting that his mysterious pen pal turned out to be Zhang Junluo, a disciple of the Zixiao sect?
Slag Gong Zhang Junluo naturally refused to admit it. In order to prove his innocence, he made an appointment with Nian Yuzhuo to fight. Not only did he capture Nian Yuzhuo alive, but he also held a demon slaughter meeting.
Nian Yuzhuo hated this man with a firm heart, so he asked his subordinates to rescue him.
Only then did Zhang Junluo realize that Nian Yuzhuo and the Xuanyin Sect were so powerful that no mere head of the Zixiao Sect could compete with them.
Can't beat it, but can do tricks.
Zhang Junluo put down his weapon and joined the Xuanyin Sect alone. He only said one sentence in the original book: "Master Nian, Junluo came to plead guilty."
Nian Yuzhuo fell, and he left Zhang Junluo in the Xuanyin Sect to accompany him.
The two talk about life and ideals every day, and talk about harmony after talking about ideals.
During this process, Slag Gong developed feelings to some extent. After all, they have been able to communicate for many years, and the souls of the two are extremely in tune.
After thinking about it, he didn't really have the heart to kill Nian Yuzhuo, but he could make Nian Yuzhuo abolish his martial arts and betray the Demon Sect.
Would Nian Yuzhuo, the head of a generation of demons, be so stupid?
He was really so stupid, he lived with Zhang Junluo in the small town under Zixiao Mountain after he abolished his martial arts.
In the first one or two years, it was still affectionate, and Zha Gong treated Nian Yuzhuo well.
After a few years, the men's university was married, and Zhang Junluo was the head. He held a wedding and married Nian Yuzhuo and his fiancée at the same time, but kept both of them in the dark.
It wasn't until Zhang Junluo's eldest son was born that Nian Yuzhuo knew that he had been let down.
But at this time, he has no martial arts, no savings, and no friends. The cats and dogs sent by Zixiao can kick him twice.
When Zhang Junluo knew about it, he just turned a blind eye and let Nian Yuzhuo be patient.
Seeing that Zhang Junluo didn't care about it, the disciples of the Zixiao faction intensified and often came to bully Nian Yuzhuo.
Since his wife gave birth to his eldest son, Zhang Junluo spent more time with his wife and children.
Nian Yuzhuo only visits there occasionally, and it is no longer the careful care it used to be.
After all, Nian Yuzhuo has nothing left, and he can't go far if he wants to go. He can go to him whenever he wants, and just hang out if he doesn't want to.
When Slag Gong did this, he did it while feeling guilty. Li Dong saw it very painful at the time. He really hated Zhang Junluo, a man who was not dry, who was as scum as shit.
If you don't like it, just break up and let each other be well. I believe that Nian Yuzhuo's character will not be shameless.
But he just didn't say it, he was obviously negligent, and he even pretended to be affectionate.
And the male protagonist is really fucking unbearable, even if his lover doesn't leave his house for ten days and half a month, he can't bear it.
This is not a slut, this is a brain that has been flooded and not poured out.
If it was someone else, they would have broken up when Zha Gong married his wife and had children, and they still serve a husband together, so why not go to heaven.
Don't say that the atmosphere in ancient times was like this, it's normal to hug left and right.
Bah, what Zhang Junluo has, Nian Yuzhuo also has, why doesn't he hug left and right?
Li Dong thinks it is very simple, because Nian Yuzhuo is an emotional animal, while Zhang Junluo is a lustful animal.
Desire drove Zhang Junluo to plot against the third junior brother, to fight for the position of head and alliance leader, to marry a wife and have children, to do routine jade carving, all of them came from desire.
In fact, this is the most common human nature in reality, but the author's writing is so annoying. Comparing it with Nian Yuzhuo, I suddenly feel that Zhang Junluo is the leader of the fart. home.
Li Dong recalled a plot of the original novel and felt a little depressed.
"Senior brother three." An anxious voice shouted outside the door: "Senior brother asked you to go to the bamboo forest to give him the sword, and said to hurry up."
Hearing that there was no response from inside, he called out twice more cautiously.
"Understood." Li Dong replied.
When he got up, he was not very used to the ancient long hair fluttering and the wide-sleeved robe.
"Third senior brother..." The door opened, and the young junior brother stood there in a daze.
goodong...
He swallowed, and his face immediately turned red like a monkey's butt.
"That..." The third senior brother took a good look at it: "This is the sword, I'm leaving!" He handed the elder brother's sword to the third senior brother, and the younger senior brother immediately covered his face and ran away.
Li Dong touched his face: "Oh..." sighed.
The bamboo forest is not so easy to go to. If there is no accident, Nian Yuzhuo, the leader of Xuanyin Sect, has already been waiting there.
Li Dong went back to the house and put the letter that Su Lingya had stolen from Zhang Junluo into his bosom.
"Senior brother three." Walking on the small road paved with bluestone slabs, the disciples of the Zixiao sect who came together this time stopped to salute one by one.
If you look carefully, everyone is blushing, and they are all men.
Li Dong, who was bent into a mosquito coil, actually didn't mind: "Yeah." With a face as gentle as jade, he nodded lightly.
The eyebrows are like distant mountains with black eyes, the lips are not pimples but red, the long hair draped over the shoulders is black and straight, and it is matched with a sky blue gown. It is no wonder that every time you go down the mountain, you have to beware of harassment.
There is a bamboo forest in the back mountain of this Taoist temple. After Li Dong stepped into this place, he vaguely felt that the temperature had dropped several degrees.
"Eldest brother—" he stopped and called out.
He knew that Zhang Junluo was not here at all.
slam-la-
Li Dong looked in the direction of the swaying bamboo tail, and there was a sound of breaking through the air.
As a modern person, Li Dong really didn't react, he let that palm hit his chest in a daze.
Nian Yuzhuo's palm immediately tore through Li Dong's skirt, and letters in black and white flew all over the sky: "Well—" Li Dong flew out without any resistance.
Nian Yuzhuo casually picked up a piece of paper that had fallen in front of his eyes, and after looking at it, his fingers trembled: "Rong Qing?"
His water-colored figure leaped to catch up, so fast that he caught Li Dong who had fallen off the cliff, and then found a point of leverage to return to the ground.
"Rong Qing!" Nian Yuzhuo shouted, but found that the person in his arms was already unconscious, without saying a word, he performed lightness kung fu with the person in his arms, and quickly returned to Xuanyin Sect.
The author has something to say:
Handsome Medicine: Counterfeit Dong, is this your despicable strategy?
Li Counterfeit: I didn't say anything, I didn't do anything.
Handsome Medicine: What will I do if I'm found out? It's unbearable.
Counterfeit Li: The person I fucked is willing to kill me?
Handsome medicine: ...you, kind (thumbs up to brother Dong, social society)
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