Experiencing a Happy Ending With a Scum Shou

However, after missing for a whole night, Jiang Liannan couldn't sleep peacefully.

He had just fallen into a drowsy sleep when the old man's series of deadly calls came.

"Anan, why didn't you come home last night?" The Jiang family's old man's angry voice came from the phone. He is over 60 years old this year and is currently at home: "Tomorrow Marquis Wu's wedding, I heard you don't want to be the best man ?”

He and Chen Wuhou's father are old friends, and the two families have frequent contacts.

That is, in the past few years, Chen Wuhou's parents went abroad for the elderly, so they didn't see each other very much.

Tomorrow, Chen Wuhou will get married, although he is marrying a young girl from a small family, but Jiang Liannan, as a peer, cannot help but show this face when the eldest brother gets married.

Jiang Liannan was not very happy to be woken up by the phone, and he was even more upset when he heard the words of Chen Wuhou and the wedding: "Dad, I'm going to be the best man, aren't you afraid of killing someone?" Really, the old man in the family didn't know He likes Chen Wuhou.

"Marquis Wu is married and has children, Anan, can you be more mature?" Mr. Jiang is not just Jiang Liannan's son, Anan is the eldest in their family, and the family loves him very much. It is a trivial matter to like a man.

If Jiang Liannan likes someone else, Mr. Jiang will tie him up to his youngest son every minute and night, no matter what.

But it's not good for this kid to like anyone, he just likes the only son of a family friend, the point is that he doesn't like him yet.

Jiang Liannan had a stomach full of resentment that he couldn't vent, but he thought about it, he just slept with Chen Wuhou's son, so it would be evened out: "Well, I don't know how to be the best man, so it's fine to go to the wedding."

As soon as he finished speaking, he regretted that he couldn't attend this wedding because there were people he didn't want to meet.

"dad……"

"Okay, let's put it this way. Anyway, you are brothers, and you have to attend this wedding." Mr. Jiang felt sorry for his youngest son, and he sighed secretly, persuading him: "I don't know if I should say something or not. ..."

"Then don't talk about it." Jiang Liannan was extremely depressed.

"I think I should talk about it." Mr. Jiang: "Anan, you have liked Marquis Wu for so many years. When you were young, you liked him. Dad understood. He is young and handsome." Like: "But he's already on the fourth floor now, you haven't gotten tired of it yet..."

"dad!"

"Listen to me, if I were you, I would look for a young and good-looking one, who is better than Chen Wuhou, right?" Mr. Jiang said meaningfully, "A man is not very useful after forty, you Do you understand?"

Jiang Liannan moved his body, the pain was still there, he found that he couldn't refute it, it was indeed the young man who fired more fiercely.

"Okay, okay, I won't tell you anymore." Thinking of the fierce little fresh meat, I feel uncomfortable.

Jiang Liannan hung up on Mr. Jiang's phone, and he slept in the hotel until twelve o'clock.

Slowly washed his face, then stood in front of the mirror in a daze: "..." He lied last night that he was 25 years old, and that innocent and deceitful little fresh meat didn't doubt it: "..." Tsk tsk, what a fool.

The condition of the skin is still good, but these days, I have lost my love, stayed up late drinking, hurt the liver and lungs, and looked a little haggard.

Jiang Liannan sighed softly, picked up her clothes and put them on.

After he went out, he went to the restaurant he usually goes to for breakfast. He walked and sat down carefully, not daring to be rash; then he accidentally remembered Chen Shen's tight and firm muscles, his generous and warm chest , The feeling of lying on it is still fresh in my memory.

Jiang Liannan showed melancholy, he took out the note from his pocket, although he knew that he couldn't make a call, he still pressed the numbers into his mobile phone one by one.

Remark Nickname: The secret that can't be told.

Waiting for the breakfast break, Jiang Liannan logged into the gay forum where he usually hangs out, and updated the log.

A few days ago, Chen Wuhou sent an invitation post suddenly. After he wrote a heart-piercing update, he disappeared.

Going up and looking at it now, the bottom of the article is full of comfort and sympathy.

So-and-so A: "Oh my God, the male god who has been in love for 15 years sent you a wedding invitation. It's really hurtful, woo woo woo, so sad."

So-and-so B: "I have been chasing this post for many years, and it ended up like this! I can't accept it just like the poster, and I feel so uncomfortable."

So-and-so C: "Growing up watching the host's posts, I always thought the host was a very good person, but now I don't believe in love."

So-and-so D: "He wants to get married and let him go. The landlord let him go, and one day you will meet your real one. Come on, don't be sad, hug."

So-and-so E: "Come on, I don't know how to comfort you, I really feel bad, we hope you can cheer up, cry a lot, and then set sail again, okay?"

The Chinese GAY circle is scattered all over the place, and there is no one to rely on. This is the phenomenon in this post.

All the messages of comfort are zero, because the number of small attacks is scarce, and good quality attacks can be said to be hard to come by.

This forum has a section called Straight Men Raiders.

There are too many zeros, and if you don't have two brushes in the circle, you can't find your husband at all.

It's not easy to get out of the singles. Attacking straight men is one way, but it's very difficult.

If you come back from the ten-year-old ID, it is a blatant example of failure. He insisted on a straight man for more than ten years, and in the end he got a wedding invitation.

During this period, the straight man has never been married, and the interaction with the host is quite basic. Xiaoling once thought that they would finally achieve a positive result.

In the end, I still lost to the woman and the child. The host is very sad now. He hasn't shown up for two days. It's so pitiful.

Just when Xiaoling and the rabbit died and the fox was sad, if you came back, this ID suddenly updated a log.

The headline reads: "I'm in such a mess right now, I know I shouldn't say it, but I'll suffocate if I don't."

Content: Then I will directly serve the main course. The previous relationship was that the man who had been in love with him for more than ten years suddenly got married and sent me an invitation card. I hated him to the core.

The main course is, this dish may be a bit sweet, I'm afraid you won't be able to handle it.

(Jiang Liannan is very clear about the mentality of most Xiaolings. They don't care about morality and immorality at all. As long as there is a young, handsome and tall Xiaogong to lick, they are willing to kneel down and call for their father)

The main course was that I slept with the tall, handsome and capable son of the object of my bitter love who had just turned 20 years old.

It's not showing off, I'm scared right now, you know?

I know the identity of the child, but the child does not know my identity.

I'm going to attend his dad's wedding tomorrow night, I'm sure I'll be at the main table, and he's also at the main table!

I just asked what to do when we met. If someone can solve this problem, I will give him a big red envelope.

This is the end of the post, and the message exploded after it was sent out.

A forum with 90 million registered users and less than [-] simultaneous online users instantly overwhelmed Jiang Liannan's posts.

So-and-so A: "My God, young and handsome x strong ability, and you said it's not showing off, tsk tsk, who would believe it?"

So-and-so B: "This operation is very annoying, please pass on your experience, I also want a handsome husband who just turned 20."

So-and-so C: "Come on brother! I just heard that you were broken in love, and I was about to write a long article to comfort you, but you, you...you, I'd better comfort myself!"

So-and-so D: "Sure enough, it's very sweet, and the kid's husband is also good. Lou Lou took the opportunity to hook up at the wedding, and the first time was born and the second time was acquainted. If you sleep too much, you will have feelings."

So-and-so E: "Little friend...what if I'm so sweet, I'm jealous! If I were the host, I'd chase him. I've slept with him anyway, so it won't be difficult to sleep again."

If you come back and reply to a certain D: "Sweet is bitter, sugar is poisonous, I like his father's people, and I like children's bodies."

If you come back and reply to a certain E: "Chasing a ball, if his father finds out about this, I will die an ugly death."

So-and-so F: "I like his body, tsk tsk, Lou Lou is a scumbag, if I were his father, I would definitely not let you go."

If you come back and reply to a certain F: "Thank you, you will never be his father in your life, and you will not be able to give birth to such an excellent son."

So-and-so G: "It's just like the plot in a novel, but it's still so sweet, huh!"

So-and-so H: "I also want an affair like Lou Lou, 20-year-old Xiao Gong or something, why can't I meet it."

So-and-so I: "Why is he handsome and tall? It won't be a 170 and three-point face, so just force yourself to be a handsome and tall person?"

If you come back and reply to a certain I: "If thinking this way will make you happier, I can't bear to make you unhappy."

Chen Shen has a face, at least 1.8 points, and a height of more than [-] meters [-]. If you say it, this group of people who have never seen a few high-quality attackers must be suspicious.

Even if it is posted on the photo, it will say: "Did you find the online picture?"

After Jiang Liannan finished his breakfast, he put away his phone and went to a massage parlor, where he asked the leading masseuse to massage his whole body.

He didn't care about showing hickey marks on his body. These hickey marks proved nothing, just that he had a man with strong X ability, no big deal.

After finishing these, Jiang Liannan answered a call from Qing Bar, asking if he would come tonight.

Suddenly ran into a little fresh meat, rolled in bed with someone all night, now as tired as a dog, Jiang Liannan didn't want to go to the bar.

He confessed to the foreman: "I may not go there for a few days, you should watch it."

Then Jiang Liannan went home, went to the old man's room to say hello, went directly to the room and fell asleep.

Li Dong's cell phone didn't ring that day. He guessed that Jiang Liannan was probably scared by him and regretted it. Now he is preparing to let this matter go.

[Brothers chat] WeChat group.

Chen Wuhou invited Chen to join the group.

Chen joined the group.

Chen Wuhou: "Brothers, this is my son @陈参, who has been studying abroad before, and now he can be counted as returning to college. Come, Shen Can send hello to all uncles."

Chen Wuhou: "@冯满堂This is Uncle Man, @Fu Chang Yin is Uncle Yin, @江思南 is Uncle Nan."

Chen Shen: "@冯满堂满叔好，@富昌阴银叔好，@江恩南怀叔好，I am Shen Shen, the ginseng I participated in, not the ginseng ginseng [Little Sun]"

Chen Wuhou was taken aback, he had always wanted his son Chen Shen to be familiar with his brothers.

But Chen Shen was not willing to get in touch with him, and his personality developed into the independence of a foreign child, and he didn't like to socialize with friends from his father's generation.

In a blink of an eye, Chen Can turned 20 years old, and Chen Wuhou felt that his son's previous self-willedness had subsided, and now he became very likable.

Feng Mantang: "Hey, Shen Shen, Uncle Man can finally play with you, your father should have pulled you out for a while."

Fu Changyin: "@陈参嘎, good, tomorrow your dad's wedding, Uncle Yin will give you a red envelope."

Chen Wuhou: "Mantang, why are you sneaking, you think it's the same as your Tianbao, and you raise it like a little wolf dog.

Chen Shen: "Thank you, Uncle Yin, be nice and wait for the red envelope."

Feng Mantang: "Hahaha, so good, Uncle Man will give you a red envelope tomorrow."

Chen Shen: "Then I also thank Uncle Man [naughty]"

Jiang Liannan was lying on the bed, looking dully at that naughty expression, he was in a complicated mood, and his butt was aching.

If he hadn't tasted Chen Shen's power last night, he might have treated Chen Shen like a child like everyone else, chatting about family affairs, and then giving out red envelopes.

Jiang Liannan: "Shen Shen...Why am I Uncle Lian, just call me Uncle Nan. I will also send you a red envelope tomorrow."

Jiang Liannan had been embellishing this line for a long time, and dared to post it only after looking left and right.

Across the Internet, no one knows anyone.

As for tomorrow's wedding, there is an old saying in China that the boat will go straight when it reaches the bridge.

Chen Shen: "Thank you, Uncle Lian."

Jiang Liannan: "..." Gritting her teeth, this kid is really naughty, it reminds me of his heroic appearance on the bed.

No, you can't keep thinking about it.

In the future, we will be a pair of harmonious and friendly uncles and nephews.

Chen Shen: "Okay, Uncle Nan."

Jiang Liannan: "..." In fact, he is quite obedient, reminding people of his heroic appearance on the bed.

My God, I want to die.

At this time, retreat is the kingly way, and if we continue to talk, something big may happen.

Chen Wuhou: "Fourth, at the wedding tomorrow, I won't force you to be the best man, but you have to attend. I have four brothers, and I can't do without anyone."

Feng Mantang and Fu Changyin chose to spy on the screen. They can't be forced to intervene in things like feelings.

Jiang Liannan: "I'm not the best man, I will attend the wedding."

Chen Wuhou: "That's good. Now you are the only one left among the brothers who are not married. I won't urge you to do anything. I just hope you have a happy life and don't torment yourself."

Jiang Liannan: "Now you are busier than me, and you are both a wife and a child, so worry about your own affairs. I can eat enough for the whole family by myself, and my life is more carefree than yours."

Those who watched the screen could tell that Jiang Liannan was holding back his breath and speaking to Chen Wuhou with a sting in his heart.

Chen Wuhou: "Okay, it's good to be unrestrained, and you're right, my wife and children are really not as good as when I was young, fourth, we are all old, I hope you will understand."

Jiang Liannan: "Hey, you are the one who is old, not me. I am eighteen years old."

Chen Shen: "So narcissistic."

Feng Mantang: "Shen Shen, among your uncles, your Uncle Nan is the most narcissistic."

Jiang Liannan: "@陈参Don't you believe it?" He was secretly pleased, you little idiot, didn't you foolishly believe in Uncle's evil last night.

Chen Shen: "I don't believe it, unless you send a photo."

Jiang Liannan: "If you don't post it, there are still people in the group, whoever of you is so cheap to post my photo, I am in a hurry with you."

Chen Shen: "Okay, let's forget if Uncle Nan doesn't send it."

The other peeking people in the group really wanted to be cheap, but considering that Jiang Liannan was in a bad mood these days, it was better not to provoke him.

Jiang Liannan sighed inwardly, he thought to himself, my good Cancan, your Uncle Nan is suffering, and cannot send you a photo, you will never want to see me in your life, otherwise the consequences will be disastrous.

Chen Shen: "Uncles, I'll go to bed first, the jet lag has not reversed since I just returned home."

Editor Jiang Liannan deleted all the lines in the edit column.

Feng Mantang: "Shen Shen, add a friend with Uncle, and we will keep in touch in the future."

Chen Shen: "Okay, I'll add you."

Li Dong opened the WeChat business cards of several uncles and sent friend requests one by one.

"..." Jiang Liannan looked at the consent button, he was so entangled that his hair was about to fall out, he couldn't press it no matter what.

Put your finger on the rejection side, oh my god, this one is harder.

After thinking about it, he agreed, and then waited for Chen Shen to greet him.

At that time, he can reply: Didn't you say that you are jet lagged, go to bed obediently.

However, when he fell asleep by himself, Chen Shen's text messages never came in.

After everyone added friends, the WeChat group became quiet.

Until eleven o'clock at night, Jiang Liannan posted a Moments: "I slept too much during the day, and I couldn't sleep at night."

Make someone visible.

He felt that he was sick, and he was seriously ill, and he needed a little comfort from the children to sleep well.

Chen Shen: "Uncle Lian, are you still awake at this late hour?"

Jiang Liannan: "Call me Uncle Lian again?"

Chen Shen: "Uncle Nan."

Jiang Liannan: "Good boy, Uncle Nan can't sleep, maybe because he slept too much during the day."

Chen Shen: "I just woke up and went downstairs to eat something."

Jiang Liannan: "Eating late at night makes you fat." For more than ten years, he has been used to maintaining his figure, and he doesn't eat supper at night.

Chen Shen: "I'm still growing, Uncle Nan."

Jiang Liannan: "..." When he saw those words, his heart was turbulent, and the image of white flowers from last night came to his mind, and he couldn't stop it.

The 20-year-old boy is indeed still growing. According to Chen Shen's current height, he can at least grow another two or three centimeters.

Chen Shen: "Uncle Nan, if you can't fall asleep, would you like me to read you some bedtime stories?"

Jiang Liannan couldn't control his fingers at all, he typed shamelessly: "Yes." Then he immediately clicked send: "!!!" He was so regretful, can he withdraw it!

I don't want to hear the child's magnetic and deep voice at all.

"Then I'll look for it, Uncle Nan, wait a moment." From this message, Li Dong used voice input.

"..." Jiang Liannan opened his eyes blankly, he only had one feeling at the moment, that his ear was pregnant after being fucked.

While muttering in my heart that I really don't want to hear this crisp and rippling Gongyin, I got up and found my high-definition headphones, looking forward to the little bedtime stories my children read to me.

Well, what's going on with this mentality of getting naked and waiting for a hug, it's so embarrassing.

Li Dong read in his gentle and deep voice: "In the very, very deep seabed, there is a majestic castle, in which live six mermaid princesses, all of whom are very beautiful.

Especially the youngest princess, she has long blond hair and is more beautiful than her sisters. She likes to listen to her sisters talking about many new things on the sea. Therefore, the little princess often thinks that one day she can go to the sea to see look……"

A voice bar lasts about 30 seconds, and Jiang Liannan knows immediately that this is the story of The Little Mermaid.

I've seen it before, I think it's so stupid.

It sounds so beautiful now, this story is touching, romantic and poignant.

The sound of the story is full of the smell of the ocean, and the listener can imagine a picture when they close their eyes: a beautiful and lovely little mermaid, singing on the beach, waiting for her prince with joy.

"..." Although it was beautiful, Jiang Liannan was depressed when he heard the second half. This is a BE story, and the other party actually read the BE story to him, what kind of mentality.

Li Dong: "The mermaid princess shouted, no! No! Prince, I saved you! The prince heard the voice of the little mermaid..."

In the original story, the prince never heard the voice of the little mermaid, and he married another girl.

This ending can be said to be quite cruel, and Li Dong himself didn't want to see this ending. The story he read to Jiang Liannan was the HE version. In the end, the little mermaid and the prince lived a happy life.

Jiang Liannan was extremely surprised, because he didn't expect that Li Dong would change the ending of the story and forcibly change it into the HE version, but he enjoyed listening to it very much, and it was super healing.

I feel like this is the real end of the story, the original is a copycat.

Chen Shen: "Uncle Lian, the story is over, are you asleep?"

"It's not Uncle Lian..." Delete: "Don't call me Uncle Lian..." Delete: "Well, the story is not bad, what's the name of this story?" Click send immediately.

Chen Shen: "Don't you know Uncle Lian? This story is called The Mermaid Story, Hans Christian Andersen's Fairy Tales, I thought everyone knew it."

Jiang Liannan rolled his eyes while hiding under the quilt, he thought to himself, really, since you know everyone knows, you still blatantly tamper with the ending, who are you kidding?

"It turned out to be Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales. I'll buy a copy to read some other day." Hmph, expose your lies.

Chen Shen: "Don't buy it, if you want to read it, I'll give you a copy."

Jiang Liannan: "That's fine, I'm afraid I'll buy a counterfeit version." BE endings are all counterfeit versions, and the healing version that the children read is the genuine version, he said.

Chen Shen: "Yeah, I gave you the genuine copy." Then he sent a second message: "Uncle Nan, it's late now, go to bed."

Jiang Liannan: "Good night." Oh my god, such a gentle and innocent child, does the other party think that Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales are unpopular?

Chen Shen: "Uncle Nan, good night."

Jiang Liannan couldn't take it anymore, so he immediately posted a picture in Moments with a picture of The Little Mermaid: "It turns out that someone can be so gentle, because they don't want me to see the ending of BE, and stop me from reading a certain book, the key It's... this book is already rotten, kid."

Set someone and someone's daddy to be invisible.