Li Dong was born in the mid-to-late 80s, and his parents were all people who had experienced many hardships.They were later assigned to work within the system, and they felt that civil servants were the most sought-after jobs in the world.
Naturally, after Li Dong graduated from university, he was encouraged by his parents to take the civil service exam.
In this way, the girlfriend who had been talking on campus for more than a year blew up.
Because the woman disliked him for not being self-motivated, just a lowly civil servant could not give her the life she wanted.
It's not that the girlfriend didn't give Li Dong a chance to choose, and asked him: "Listen to my parents to take the civil servant test, or listen to me, and we will go to Beijing to do business together." She also said: "Isn't it better to be a civil servant now? You Does the family have a background? Can it be promoted? Can it afford to buy a house in a first-tier city in the next three years?"
Wasn't Li Dong still young at the time, why did he think his girlfriend was so materialistic?
Oh, you must buy a house in a first-tier city. Except for the first-tier cities, the rest are small counties. Can’t you survive?
Naturally, they didn't agree, and following the expectations of their parents, they took the civil servant exam in the county seat.Six or seven years have passed in a flash, well, I bought a house in the county seat, but repeated blind dates failed repeatedly.
There are two reasons, Li Dong doesn't like the woman, and second, the woman doesn't like Li Dong.
The parents were particularly worried, regretting that they hadn't grasped Li Dong's beautiful and capable girlfriend back then.
If I got married back then, my kids would be in elementary school now.
Li Dong himself was quite calm, not in a hurry.There are still two reasons. The older I get, the more I understand myself. Second, I can’t fall in love if I’m not the right gender.
What I should worry about now is not how to deal with various blind dates, but how to come out to my parents.It is said that NO.11 in October is not the International Coming Out Day, so he is waiting for NO.11 after the long holiday.
The [-] holiday is just around the corner, and all kinds of blind date parties that Li Dong hates come one after another.
Not only parents, relatives and friends took turns to introduce girls, but even bosses, colleagues, and even parents of colleagues also began to introduce girls to themselves.
Li Dong is in his thirties this year. He is tall and straight, with handsome features.
Although he is from a second- and third-tier city, he is also an elite man with a car and a house, and he is an object that ordinary girls dare not get their hands on.Because I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it.
People who are not familiar with Li Dong always think that he receives ten girls' WeChat IDs a day...
That's really not the case.
The real Li Dong doesn't accept his sister's WeChat account.All the blind dates are resolved on the same day, and never kept overnight.
It means that the first communication expresses inappropriate meaning.
But I will patiently accompany me to eat, drink and play.
This is Li Dong's character. He is casual, soft-hearted, patient, and enjoys himself. He is always easy to be satisfied with life.I would rather take time to plant flowers and grass than to study the stock market and financial management.
However, the girls call this lack of self-motivation, so there will be some blind dates who look down on Li Dong.
It's useless to think good-looking, making money is the kingly way.
Recently, a young girl came to work. Li Dong couldn't resist the instigation of his boss, so he took the initiative to add the girl's WeChat account.He thought that in the future, he would not see each other when he looked up and he would see him when he looked down. If he got acquainted with each other, he would be friends. It would be normal to add a WeChat.
After joining, we chatted for a while, and found that the girl didn't intend to find a boyfriend yet, so Li Dong breathed a sigh of relief.
Then I found that the girl was very interesting and shared some weird things all day long.Some are very interesting, and some are more than enough to kill people.
During the National Day, the girl posted a post on Moments: "The good books that made us cry in those years! [Picture]"
I didn't expect the girl to have a hobby of reading. This long list of books looks very good.
In order to avoid the blind date, Li Dong Guoqing went back to his house after the [-]st.
The life of a bachelor is somewhat boring. When he saw the book list sent by his sister, he habitually opened the link and started reading.
After looking at it, I realized that this turned out to be a gay novel.However, Li Dong knew at a glance that it was written by a female author. This is too obvious. Even if a real man is gay, he doesn't have this style of painting.
Then the plot characters and so on, almost blinded Li Dong's eyes.
The protagonist Shou in this book does not seem to be a person with human rights, but an object.
Terrible.
The protagonist is sent around like a toy by Slag Gong, but he still loves Scum Gong deeply because Slag Gong accidentally saved him once.
"..." This kind of plot, how moved?
Li Dong turned to the ending and took a look. The hero and Xiao Gong were happily together...Damn it, he quickly turned to the front to see if the protagonist Shou finally abused Xiao Gong back.
After reading the last chapter, Li Dongjue fell in love. This whole book did not abuse Xiaogong, and the last chapter of the ending still abused Xiaoshou.
Putting aside the book that read the beginning and the end, Li Dong clicked on other links.
Two hours later, he read the second book word for word.
"Xiaoyan, I want to ask you something..." Li Dong typed this line in the input column of WeChat, tried his best to bear it and deleted it, and he went to the relevant novel post bar to complain.
"What's wrong with this book XXX? Can the protagonist still have some thoughts and ego? Does he treat himself like a dog? He is so scumbag and still loves him, can he still be? I don't think there is something wrong with the book, it's the author's fault." Fault!"
① Lou: XX’s ancient abuse articles are originally classics of scumbags and cheap recipients. All articles by this author are just a routine. If the author is not strong enough, don’t read it.
② Lou: Haha, people who have seen it will tell the author that this is XX's scumbag series, and each book is more abused, which can be called abuse of body and mind.If the landlord doesn't like this kind of stuff, don't force it.It is said that some people will never forget it after reading it, and they will never be black with the author.
It's a pity that Li Dong didn't see the reply. He clicked on other links after posting complaints.
Because I am so angry, I really want to read a normal article that fights back fiercely after being abused a little, and gives slag Gong some color.
We don't ask the protagonist to kill the Quartet, but at least don't be so bunny, don't be so cheap and easy to cut?
Shouldn't we be self-reliant as human beings?
Whether it's life or relationship, if you can't get what you can barely give up, no one will really like it if you are as cheap as a dog.
Li Dong knows that he is too serious, but it is just a bunch of online novels.No matter how scumbag the attack is, no matter how cheap the subject is, they are also fictional characters that do not exist in real life.
But when he read so many novels, no matter how he enlightened himself, he was still so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
For every protagonist in it, he really wanted to pinch the other's neck and wake him up loudly: "What's so good about that idiot Zha Gong? You can find someone a hundred times better than him. Why are you obsessed with him!"
The protagonist is pretty good in other aspects, he needs to have a good appearance, and a job to have a job.A few of the protagonists are even rich second-generation rich, but when they meet love, they become idiots and sluts.
This is not to insult the protagonist, Li Dong is just stating the facts.
He thought to himself, if he had a net worth of tens of millions and had already enjoyed life all over the world, he wouldn't fall in love with anything.
In short, after reading the book, he was depressed.
On the last night of the long vacation, Li Dong fell asleep in a depressed mood.
Before going to bed, he called home and chatted with his parents for half an hour.
While chatting, he suddenly felt his eyelids twitch, so he ended the call.
While Ben was half awake from the dream, Li Dong heard someone calling: "Second Young Master, Second Young Master, why did you fall asleep lying down here? Eldest Young Master is looking for you everywhere."
He thought he was dreaming, what big and small, not acting in a movie...
As a strong memory surged up, Li Dong was so shocked that he opened his eyes.Seeing the feasting environment, he immediately sat up straight from the bar.
Really answered that sentence, who am I?Where am I?What am I doing?
"Second Young Master." A hand patted Li Dong's shoulder, making Li Dong jump.
"Who are you..." Li Dong blurted out in just a few seconds from being stupefied to opening his eyes wide: "Sun Heng?" The Sun Heng in the novel?
"Yes, it's me." Sun Heng smiled: "Second young master, what's the matter, didn't you drink too much?" By the way, he pointed to the box on the second floor: "The young master came to you and said that you haven't come for so long, don't you fell into a pit?"
"……"Oh shit.
Li Dong secretly pinched his thigh, grinning his teeth in pain.It seems to be true, fuck, but why did I become the idiot second youngest in the idiot book.
I just finished reading this book a few days ago, and Li Dong remembered it clearly, even the little supporting role, Sun Heng.
He looked at Sun Heng unwillingly: "Why does he want me?" This is the dialogue in the book.
If everything is true, Sun Heng will say next: Well, I won’t tell you for now, the young master wants to give you a surprise.
Seeing Sun Heng smiled, he said to Li Dong: "Well, I won't tell you for now, the young master wants to give you a surprise, saying it's a birthday present for you."
This surprise gift is a young man who looks a lot like the vicious male lead, Bai Yueguang, named Xi Xingling.
The male supporting role in the book, Han Yubai, at first thought that Xi Xingling was a plaything bought by the elder brother with money.Based on the mentality of not playing for nothing, of course he happily accepted it.
Han Yubai soon knew that the young man whom he regarded as a plaything loved his elder brother with a dead face.
The author of the abuse article described Han Yubai as perverse, violent and domineering, and tortured the hero Xi Xingling in different ways every day.Occasionally, when playing, I made a video and sent it to my eldest brother Han Tianlin to watch.
The last few times were even more extreme, and I actually played group P with my friends.
According to the author's logic, the scumbag attacked Han Tianlin because he saw that Xiao Shou was too obedient and miserable, so he felt compassion and wanted Xiao Shou back to his side again.
But it's not over yet.
Even if Xi Xingling temporarily returned to Zha Gong's side, she would still be called by her perverted brother, comparable to free MB...
Li Dong couldn't bear to recall.
He is now bewildered and bewildered.
But at least he was a Ben San person, no matter how shocked he was in his heart, he didn't act so flustered.
"Then let's go." Li Dong subconsciously spoke in his own tone, and then quickly put on Han Yubai's rich second-generation persona: "What surprise is so mysterious, what the hell is my big brother doing?"
Sun Heng: "Hey, you'll know if you go up."
So Li Dong walked in front. He was tall, thin and stylish, dressed like a dog.The book said that he came from a wealthy family, had a good face, was young and rich, and was a well-known rich second generation in the city's social circle.
In the book, he kicked the door and the waiter as soon as he appeared on the stage, which fully reflected Han Yubai's unruly hostility.
When it was Li Dong's turn, he stretched out his hand to push open the door and bumped into the waiter. The waiter apologized anxiously. He waved his hand and let the waiter go. What should he do?
Sun Heng, who was following behind him, thought to himself: It seems that this young master is in a good mood today.
The group of people sitting in the box were basically Han Tianlin's friends.They all knew that Han Tianlin doted on his younger brother Han Yubai, so they all took the lead in saying hello.
"Second Young Master is here, come, come, come and sit."
"Yubai, here."
Seeing his beloved brother, Han Tianlin patted the seat beside him.
"Brother." Li Dong shouted, he looked at Han Tianlin, this master is the biggest boss in this book.He remembered that except for Han Yubai who was safe and sound, the rest of the people who played Xi Xingling with Han Yubai all ended badly.
When Li Dong walked over, he glanced at Han Tianlin's side.The stylish and well-dressed designer male protagonist is now sitting obediently beside Han Tianlin.
As soon as he saw himself walking in, his expression seemed to light up suddenly, as if there were two clusters of flames inside.
"Second Young Master." The male protagonist of this book is pitifully in love and a bit coquettish.It seems that every day in the book, he wished to pounce on Han Tianlin, but Han Tianlin refused to accept him, and directly proposed to let him follow his younger brother.
The hero agreed aggrievedly, and now greeted Han Ershao warmly when he saw Er Shao.
"Brother, this..." Li Dong's reaction was the same as Han Yubai's, his eyes widened when he saw the male lead, and he couldn't believe it: "Brother Chen is back?" It is said that the male lead looks very similar to Han Yubai's sweetheart, Li Dong didn't have any impression, he only saw that the male lead was very bright, with an aura of coming to me from all over his body.
"Take a closer look?" Han Tianlin smiled amusedly.
"No, he's not Brother Chen." Li Dong squinted his eyes, curled his lips after seeing through, showing no interest: "Why did you come up with me?" He sat down next to Han Tianlin, a seat away from Xi Xingling.
"Hahahaha." Han Tianlin laughed a few times and said, "What's the matter, you're not interested if you're not a Chen?" As the eldest brother, he knows who he loves in his heart.
But the one who can't be forced, Han Yubai can't afford to provoke him at all.
Li Dong glanced at the male lead again, thinking, I don't want such a big trouble.But his heart is soft, if he refuses to take over the male lead, then Han Tianlin will probably give Xi Xingling to someone else.
Li Dong's attitude towards the male lead is at best angry at his failure to contend with his misfortune.During the few days after he finished reading the book, he really had a very strong idea to jump into the book and teach the idiot hero and scumbag to be human...
But as a grown man, the excitement is only temporary.
Now that it's really in this book, Li Dong is confused, thunderbolt from the blue sky, and completely bewildered.
Can I go back to the original world and continue blind dates, ah bah, can I continue to be a happy single dog?
"What are you doing in a daze, still not being conscious?" Han Tianlin saw that his brother was silent, so he turned his head and glanced at Xi Xingling: "What I asked you to do today, you know very well, if you can do it, go ahead, if you can't do it, get out as soon as possible. Don't appear in front of me."
"Brother Tianlin, Second Young Master may not like me..." Xi Xingling said, after all, Han Yubai only took one look at himself when he came in, and then showed a disgusted expression.
"Crack!" Han Tianlin slapped his backhand, causing Li Dong a burst of pain: "If you don't like it, let him like it. You can't even do this. Who likes you?"
Looking at it from Li Dong's point of view, Xi Xingling covered her face, took a breath, and also let out an oops.
"Also, you didn't call me brother, what the hell are you? Don't you know yourself?" Han Tianlin snorted and laughed: "A duckling begging for a fuck, how can he be so crazy?"
"I'm sorry..." Xi Xingling who was beaten said in a hoarse voice, "Young Master, I won't dare next time." He raised his face, revealing the half of his face that was swollen by Han Tianlin's slap, and the five slap marks were bright red Eye-catching, but he can still laugh: "If you feel puzzled, you can just give me another slap."
Li Dong saw the hero's despicableness with his own eyes, and felt that he was screwed in his heart.
"Hey, you can slap if you say so, do you have a place to talk?" Han Tianlin scolded: "Shut up your coquettish mouth and look at me less coquettishly. I don't like men's assholes."
After scolding Xi Xingling, Han Tianlin turned his head to look at his younger brother: "There's nothing good about this thing, it just has a cheeky face and looks good enough. If you don't like me, tell him to go away."
Before Li Dong could speak, Xi Xingling, who had just been scolded by Han Tianlin, became anxious: "Young Master..." What he said just now was just to test Han Ershao's meaning, not to resist going to Han Ershao.
"Slap!" Han Tianlin raised his arm and slapped again, the original half of the face was still slapped: "We brothers are talking, why do you interrupt?" He ordered: "Kneel down! If you dare to say a word, find someone to take turns." Do you believe it or not?"
Li Dong watched Xi Xingling kneel down with a thud, his thin shoulders trembling, it seemed that he was really afraid that Han Tianlin would do what he said and find someone to take his turn.
Li Dong secretly sighed, the mean young man in the book is only 23 years old, he just graduated from university not long ago.She is beautiful and energetic. It is said that she works in a design company under the Han clan and has a bright future.
"He's such a bitch, he's annoying just looking at him." Han Tianlin said irritably, he reached out and pulled the tie around his neck, and complained to his younger brother: "I just saved him once by accident, and ended up being entangled by him. It’s like dog skin ointment, you can’t get rid of it even if you shake it off.” I heard that he recently joined Han’s company, which made Han Tianlin’s attitude towards him worse and worse, and it couldn’t get better at all.
"Brother, you beat his face like this, how can I keep my mouth shut?" Li Dong complained casually, but he didn't really feel sorry for Xi Xingling, but just felt sorry for that face that looked like Bai Yueguang.
"If you didn't tell me earlier, I thought you weren't interested." Han Tianlin really doted on Han Yubai. Hearing this, he immediately said, "I'll give that person to you. You can play however you want. You're welcome. He's a man. It's so cheap, I want to be fucked by men all day long." I don't like men, so I thought of throwing the bitch who was pestering me to my younger brother.
Li Dong remembered that Han Tianlin was a straight man, he never flirted with men, before he was with Xi Xingling, he only accepted sleeping with women.
"Well, I got it." Li Dong said impatiently, he hooked his fingers to Xi Xingling who was kneeling on the ground, "Come here, sit by my side." He was afraid that Han Tianlin would come to him on a whim, and slap the hero again if he disagreed with him .
"Go, sit on your lap." Han Tianlin said.
Li Dong: "..."
When he hugged the tall and thin body of the male protagonist, to be honest, he was a little distracted.
How can I say that Li Dong is also an ascetic who hasn't touched a man for many years. The young man is full of vigor, and sometimes he can't help but be impulsive.
Besides, Xi Xingling is handsome and slender, with fair skin, aside from his cheap personality, his appearance is very good.
"Second Young Master." The voice was also nice, maybe because of the unfamiliarity, she seemed a little timid: "Young Master asked me to kiss you, is that okay?"
It turned out that the moment Li Dong was distracted, Han Tianlin gave another order, and he asked Xi Xingling to kiss his younger brother on the mouth.
Li Dong was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "Forget about the public." He put his arm around Xi Xingling's waist, and immediately felt a very thin and flexible touch, so he put it in his arms, and said with a joke: "If you want to kiss me, I can do it." , go back to the house and kiss."
Han Tianlin: "Then don't stay here, go quickly." He talked to his friends about something, and let his younger brother go to have fun by himself.
Li Dong was very clear about the next plot, he nodded towards Han Tianlin, then squeezed Xi Xingling's chin, and kissed Xi Xingling's blushing cheek from Han Tianlin's beating: "Let's go, don't disturb big brother."
"Hello." Han Tianlin took a special look at Xi Xingling: "Take good care of my brother, if you make him unhappy, you know I won't forgive you lightly."
Xi Xingling immediately smiled and said: "Eldest Young Master, I understand, I will take good care of Second Young Master." He was reluctant to let go, staring at Han Tianlin very greedily, unwilling to take his eyes away.
He hoped that Er Shao Han could stay for a while, but it was impossible.
Xi Xingling had heard about Han Yubai's personality before meeting Er Shao Han.He is definitely a second-generation ancestor with a violent temper, the kind who would kill half his life at every turn.
He was very scared when he came, but his love for Han Tianlin couldn't be overcome, so he dressed up and came over.
In fact, Xi Xingling has just finished his work. He is an intern designer and has a lot of work assigned by his boss.In the rookie period, I should work harder than others, so I get off work late every day, and I am very tired.
"Let's go." Li Dong patted his thigh and made him stand up.
Xi Xingling didn't dare to hesitate, he quickly stood up and waited obediently aside.That tall and slender figure is really good, and he is also very good at dressing up, but it's a pity that Han Tianlin sneered at him, and it was annoying to look at him more.
"Brother..." Li Dong also stood up. He originally wanted to say, then we will leave first, but when he thought of Han Ershao's temper and personality, he shut up and said, "Is it really for me? I can do anything to him? You won't be angry, will you? "
Xi Xingling was a little worried when he heard it from the side. He didn't blame Han Tianlin for giving himself to Han Er Shao, but he was afraid that Han Er Shao would be too cruel to him.
"Of course, if someone gives it to you, it's yours. You can play whatever you want." Han Tianlin said kindly to his younger brother, but he didn't even look at Xi Xingling, who had a deep affection for him: "If he is disobedient, just tell me, and I will help him." You clean him up."
Li Dong smiled with the corners of his mouth hooked: "It's not necessary, if he is disobedient, I will deal with him severely." Then he put his pockets in his pocket and left as if no one was there.
Before that tall and thin young man turned around to follow, his eyes were glued to Han Tianlin like dog skin ointment, full of reluctance.
"Eldest Young Master, can you have a word with me?" For the sake of being so obedient, Nian is going to serve Han Second Young Master soon, right?
"Talk?" Han Tianlin was quite surprised, he turned his face and smiled, and gave Xi Xingling a cold word: "Get lost."
Hearing the word "roll", Xi Xingling was satisfied, and said happily: "Okay, let's get out." He looked really photogenic when he smiled.It's a pity that Han Tianlin just doesn't like playing with men, otherwise he would have eaten such a beautiful little fresh meat long ago.
"Young master..." Xi Xingling wanted to say something, but Li Dong covered her mouth with her hand from behind.
"Don't talk so much nonsense." Li Dong whispered in his ear, and then forcefully took him away, but it was dragging and dragging.But he was sensible, he didn't hurt Xi Xingling, and even let him go outside the box.
"Second Young Master." Xi Xingling couldn't breathe when his mouth was covered just now, but now he finally got fresh air, which also made him fear Li Dong. After all, this person's reputation is not good, so he apologized timidly: "I'm sorry. , I didn’t dawdle on purpose just now.” He hoped that the second generation ancestor was not angry.
Of course Li Dong knows that the protagonist is just so in love with Han Tianlin that he loses his personality.
"Brother has a bad temper. You should stop talking in front of him from now on, otherwise you won't be slapped." After finishing speaking, Li Dong felt that he was talking in vain. The protagonist is not even afraid of being fucked. .
He shut up and said as he walked, "Follow me, let's talk at your house." When walking down the stairs, Li Dong suddenly remembered that Xi Xingling was hungry when he came to see Han Tianlin, and Han Yubai immediately played with him all night , didn't eat anything the next day, and managed to go into shock...
"Ah?" Xi Xingling opened her mouth wide in surprise, didn't she go to a hotel?
He didn't mind the other party coming to his house, but the bachelor's apartment was very cramped.It was rented for only [-] yuan. Of course, the environment is not very good, and it is not a prosperous area in the city center. It is a bit far from here.
He was afraid that Li Dong would dislike him: "Second Young Master, why don't you go to the hotel, my bed is too small, I'm afraid you won't be able to enjoy yourself after tossing around."
Li Dong twitched the corners of his mouth, admiring this man so much, did he really think of himself as a human being?
So he frowned, changed his mind, and said, "Forget it, let's go to the restaurant to eat first." I thought just now that Xi Xingling suffered from a serious stomach problem and other physical problems, all of which were caused by tossing around.
"Huh?" Xi Xingling was taken aback again. He secretly raised his hand to look at his watch. He saw clearly that it was 09:30 in the evening. It was too late for dinner and too early for supper. He followed Beside Li Dong, he said enthusiastically, "Second Young Master, didn't you have dinner?"
Is it the same as yourself?That was great, now I'm hungry!
The man who was questioned glanced at him and said nothing.
After going down the last step of the stairs, Li Dong walked out swaggeringly, and everyone who knew him greeted him: "Hey, Second Young Master, are you going back so early?"
These people knew Han Yubai, not Li Dong himself.
For Li Dong, this is a virtual world, and only he is real.So he was somewhat indifferent, and ignored Han Yubai's social circle.
Xi Xingling followed behind him step by step, and wanted to hold Li Dong's arm several times to walk together, but he was too cowardly to dare, he really didn't know how to please this young master.
Because I have heard too many rumors about Han Yubai, but Xi Xingling always feels that Er Shao seems to be... a little different from the rumors?
Walking to Han Yubai's parking spot, Li Dong opened the co-pilot's door: "Get in the car."
"..." The other party's voice was lazy, absolutely neither impatient nor unhappy, that's why Xi Xingling felt flattered: "Thank you, Second Young Master." He happily sat on it, feeling a little nervous Outside, it turned out to be flattering.
Naturally, after Li Dong graduated from university, he was encouraged by his parents to take the civil service exam.
In this way, the girlfriend who had been talking on campus for more than a year blew up.
Because the woman disliked him for not being self-motivated, just a lowly civil servant could not give her the life she wanted.
It's not that the girlfriend didn't give Li Dong a chance to choose, and asked him: "Listen to my parents to take the civil servant test, or listen to me, and we will go to Beijing to do business together." She also said: "Isn't it better to be a civil servant now? You Does the family have a background? Can it be promoted? Can it afford to buy a house in a first-tier city in the next three years?"
Wasn't Li Dong still young at the time, why did he think his girlfriend was so materialistic?
Oh, you must buy a house in a first-tier city. Except for the first-tier cities, the rest are small counties. Can’t you survive?
Naturally, they didn't agree, and following the expectations of their parents, they took the civil servant exam in the county seat.Six or seven years have passed in a flash, well, I bought a house in the county seat, but repeated blind dates failed repeatedly.
There are two reasons, Li Dong doesn't like the woman, and second, the woman doesn't like Li Dong.
The parents were particularly worried, regretting that they hadn't grasped Li Dong's beautiful and capable girlfriend back then.
If I got married back then, my kids would be in elementary school now.
Li Dong himself was quite calm, not in a hurry.There are still two reasons. The older I get, the more I understand myself. Second, I can’t fall in love if I’m not the right gender.
What I should worry about now is not how to deal with various blind dates, but how to come out to my parents.It is said that NO.11 in October is not the International Coming Out Day, so he is waiting for NO.11 after the long holiday.
The [-] holiday is just around the corner, and all kinds of blind date parties that Li Dong hates come one after another.
Not only parents, relatives and friends took turns to introduce girls, but even bosses, colleagues, and even parents of colleagues also began to introduce girls to themselves.
Li Dong is in his thirties this year. He is tall and straight, with handsome features.
Although he is from a second- and third-tier city, he is also an elite man with a car and a house, and he is an object that ordinary girls dare not get their hands on.Because I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it.
People who are not familiar with Li Dong always think that he receives ten girls' WeChat IDs a day...
That's really not the case.
The real Li Dong doesn't accept his sister's WeChat account.All the blind dates are resolved on the same day, and never kept overnight.
It means that the first communication expresses inappropriate meaning.
But I will patiently accompany me to eat, drink and play.
This is Li Dong's character. He is casual, soft-hearted, patient, and enjoys himself. He is always easy to be satisfied with life.I would rather take time to plant flowers and grass than to study the stock market and financial management.
However, the girls call this lack of self-motivation, so there will be some blind dates who look down on Li Dong.
It's useless to think good-looking, making money is the kingly way.
Recently, a young girl came to work. Li Dong couldn't resist the instigation of his boss, so he took the initiative to add the girl's WeChat account.He thought that in the future, he would not see each other when he looked up and he would see him when he looked down. If he got acquainted with each other, he would be friends. It would be normal to add a WeChat.
After joining, we chatted for a while, and found that the girl didn't intend to find a boyfriend yet, so Li Dong breathed a sigh of relief.
Then I found that the girl was very interesting and shared some weird things all day long.Some are very interesting, and some are more than enough to kill people.
During the National Day, the girl posted a post on Moments: "The good books that made us cry in those years! [Picture]"
I didn't expect the girl to have a hobby of reading. This long list of books looks very good.
In order to avoid the blind date, Li Dong Guoqing went back to his house after the [-]st.
The life of a bachelor is somewhat boring. When he saw the book list sent by his sister, he habitually opened the link and started reading.
After looking at it, I realized that this turned out to be a gay novel.However, Li Dong knew at a glance that it was written by a female author. This is too obvious. Even if a real man is gay, he doesn't have this style of painting.
Then the plot characters and so on, almost blinded Li Dong's eyes.
The protagonist Shou in this book does not seem to be a person with human rights, but an object.
Terrible.
The protagonist is sent around like a toy by Slag Gong, but he still loves Scum Gong deeply because Slag Gong accidentally saved him once.
"..." This kind of plot, how moved?
Li Dong turned to the ending and took a look. The hero and Xiao Gong were happily together...Damn it, he quickly turned to the front to see if the protagonist Shou finally abused Xiao Gong back.
After reading the last chapter, Li Dongjue fell in love. This whole book did not abuse Xiaogong, and the last chapter of the ending still abused Xiaoshou.
Putting aside the book that read the beginning and the end, Li Dong clicked on other links.
Two hours later, he read the second book word for word.
"Xiaoyan, I want to ask you something..." Li Dong typed this line in the input column of WeChat, tried his best to bear it and deleted it, and he went to the relevant novel post bar to complain.
"What's wrong with this book XXX? Can the protagonist still have some thoughts and ego? Does he treat himself like a dog? He is so scumbag and still loves him, can he still be? I don't think there is something wrong with the book, it's the author's fault." Fault!"
① Lou: XX’s ancient abuse articles are originally classics of scumbags and cheap recipients. All articles by this author are just a routine. If the author is not strong enough, don’t read it.
② Lou: Haha, people who have seen it will tell the author that this is XX's scumbag series, and each book is more abused, which can be called abuse of body and mind.If the landlord doesn't like this kind of stuff, don't force it.It is said that some people will never forget it after reading it, and they will never be black with the author.
It's a pity that Li Dong didn't see the reply. He clicked on other links after posting complaints.
Because I am so angry, I really want to read a normal article that fights back fiercely after being abused a little, and gives slag Gong some color.
We don't ask the protagonist to kill the Quartet, but at least don't be so bunny, don't be so cheap and easy to cut?
Shouldn't we be self-reliant as human beings?
Whether it's life or relationship, if you can't get what you can barely give up, no one will really like it if you are as cheap as a dog.
Li Dong knows that he is too serious, but it is just a bunch of online novels.No matter how scumbag the attack is, no matter how cheap the subject is, they are also fictional characters that do not exist in real life.
But when he read so many novels, no matter how he enlightened himself, he was still so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood.
For every protagonist in it, he really wanted to pinch the other's neck and wake him up loudly: "What's so good about that idiot Zha Gong? You can find someone a hundred times better than him. Why are you obsessed with him!"
The protagonist is pretty good in other aspects, he needs to have a good appearance, and a job to have a job.A few of the protagonists are even rich second-generation rich, but when they meet love, they become idiots and sluts.
This is not to insult the protagonist, Li Dong is just stating the facts.
He thought to himself, if he had a net worth of tens of millions and had already enjoyed life all over the world, he wouldn't fall in love with anything.
In short, after reading the book, he was depressed.
On the last night of the long vacation, Li Dong fell asleep in a depressed mood.
Before going to bed, he called home and chatted with his parents for half an hour.
While chatting, he suddenly felt his eyelids twitch, so he ended the call.
While Ben was half awake from the dream, Li Dong heard someone calling: "Second Young Master, Second Young Master, why did you fall asleep lying down here? Eldest Young Master is looking for you everywhere."
He thought he was dreaming, what big and small, not acting in a movie...
As a strong memory surged up, Li Dong was so shocked that he opened his eyes.Seeing the feasting environment, he immediately sat up straight from the bar.
Really answered that sentence, who am I?Where am I?What am I doing?
"Second Young Master." A hand patted Li Dong's shoulder, making Li Dong jump.
"Who are you..." Li Dong blurted out in just a few seconds from being stupefied to opening his eyes wide: "Sun Heng?" The Sun Heng in the novel?
"Yes, it's me." Sun Heng smiled: "Second young master, what's the matter, didn't you drink too much?" By the way, he pointed to the box on the second floor: "The young master came to you and said that you haven't come for so long, don't you fell into a pit?"
"……"Oh shit.
Li Dong secretly pinched his thigh, grinning his teeth in pain.It seems to be true, fuck, but why did I become the idiot second youngest in the idiot book.
I just finished reading this book a few days ago, and Li Dong remembered it clearly, even the little supporting role, Sun Heng.
He looked at Sun Heng unwillingly: "Why does he want me?" This is the dialogue in the book.
If everything is true, Sun Heng will say next: Well, I won’t tell you for now, the young master wants to give you a surprise.
Seeing Sun Heng smiled, he said to Li Dong: "Well, I won't tell you for now, the young master wants to give you a surprise, saying it's a birthday present for you."
This surprise gift is a young man who looks a lot like the vicious male lead, Bai Yueguang, named Xi Xingling.
The male supporting role in the book, Han Yubai, at first thought that Xi Xingling was a plaything bought by the elder brother with money.Based on the mentality of not playing for nothing, of course he happily accepted it.
Han Yubai soon knew that the young man whom he regarded as a plaything loved his elder brother with a dead face.
The author of the abuse article described Han Yubai as perverse, violent and domineering, and tortured the hero Xi Xingling in different ways every day.Occasionally, when playing, I made a video and sent it to my eldest brother Han Tianlin to watch.
The last few times were even more extreme, and I actually played group P with my friends.
According to the author's logic, the scumbag attacked Han Tianlin because he saw that Xiao Shou was too obedient and miserable, so he felt compassion and wanted Xiao Shou back to his side again.
But it's not over yet.
Even if Xi Xingling temporarily returned to Zha Gong's side, she would still be called by her perverted brother, comparable to free MB...
Li Dong couldn't bear to recall.
He is now bewildered and bewildered.
But at least he was a Ben San person, no matter how shocked he was in his heart, he didn't act so flustered.
"Then let's go." Li Dong subconsciously spoke in his own tone, and then quickly put on Han Yubai's rich second-generation persona: "What surprise is so mysterious, what the hell is my big brother doing?"
Sun Heng: "Hey, you'll know if you go up."
So Li Dong walked in front. He was tall, thin and stylish, dressed like a dog.The book said that he came from a wealthy family, had a good face, was young and rich, and was a well-known rich second generation in the city's social circle.
In the book, he kicked the door and the waiter as soon as he appeared on the stage, which fully reflected Han Yubai's unruly hostility.
When it was Li Dong's turn, he stretched out his hand to push open the door and bumped into the waiter. The waiter apologized anxiously. He waved his hand and let the waiter go. What should he do?
Sun Heng, who was following behind him, thought to himself: It seems that this young master is in a good mood today.
The group of people sitting in the box were basically Han Tianlin's friends.They all knew that Han Tianlin doted on his younger brother Han Yubai, so they all took the lead in saying hello.
"Second Young Master is here, come, come, come and sit."
"Yubai, here."
Seeing his beloved brother, Han Tianlin patted the seat beside him.
"Brother." Li Dong shouted, he looked at Han Tianlin, this master is the biggest boss in this book.He remembered that except for Han Yubai who was safe and sound, the rest of the people who played Xi Xingling with Han Yubai all ended badly.
When Li Dong walked over, he glanced at Han Tianlin's side.The stylish and well-dressed designer male protagonist is now sitting obediently beside Han Tianlin.
As soon as he saw himself walking in, his expression seemed to light up suddenly, as if there were two clusters of flames inside.
"Second Young Master." The male protagonist of this book is pitifully in love and a bit coquettish.It seems that every day in the book, he wished to pounce on Han Tianlin, but Han Tianlin refused to accept him, and directly proposed to let him follow his younger brother.
The hero agreed aggrievedly, and now greeted Han Ershao warmly when he saw Er Shao.
"Brother, this..." Li Dong's reaction was the same as Han Yubai's, his eyes widened when he saw the male lead, and he couldn't believe it: "Brother Chen is back?" It is said that the male lead looks very similar to Han Yubai's sweetheart, Li Dong didn't have any impression, he only saw that the male lead was very bright, with an aura of coming to me from all over his body.
"Take a closer look?" Han Tianlin smiled amusedly.
"No, he's not Brother Chen." Li Dong squinted his eyes, curled his lips after seeing through, showing no interest: "Why did you come up with me?" He sat down next to Han Tianlin, a seat away from Xi Xingling.
"Hahahaha." Han Tianlin laughed a few times and said, "What's the matter, you're not interested if you're not a Chen?" As the eldest brother, he knows who he loves in his heart.
But the one who can't be forced, Han Yubai can't afford to provoke him at all.
Li Dong glanced at the male lead again, thinking, I don't want such a big trouble.But his heart is soft, if he refuses to take over the male lead, then Han Tianlin will probably give Xi Xingling to someone else.
Li Dong's attitude towards the male lead is at best angry at his failure to contend with his misfortune.During the few days after he finished reading the book, he really had a very strong idea to jump into the book and teach the idiot hero and scumbag to be human...
But as a grown man, the excitement is only temporary.
Now that it's really in this book, Li Dong is confused, thunderbolt from the blue sky, and completely bewildered.
Can I go back to the original world and continue blind dates, ah bah, can I continue to be a happy single dog?
"What are you doing in a daze, still not being conscious?" Han Tianlin saw that his brother was silent, so he turned his head and glanced at Xi Xingling: "What I asked you to do today, you know very well, if you can do it, go ahead, if you can't do it, get out as soon as possible. Don't appear in front of me."
"Brother Tianlin, Second Young Master may not like me..." Xi Xingling said, after all, Han Yubai only took one look at himself when he came in, and then showed a disgusted expression.
"Crack!" Han Tianlin slapped his backhand, causing Li Dong a burst of pain: "If you don't like it, let him like it. You can't even do this. Who likes you?"
Looking at it from Li Dong's point of view, Xi Xingling covered her face, took a breath, and also let out an oops.
"Also, you didn't call me brother, what the hell are you? Don't you know yourself?" Han Tianlin snorted and laughed: "A duckling begging for a fuck, how can he be so crazy?"
"I'm sorry..." Xi Xingling who was beaten said in a hoarse voice, "Young Master, I won't dare next time." He raised his face, revealing the half of his face that was swollen by Han Tianlin's slap, and the five slap marks were bright red Eye-catching, but he can still laugh: "If you feel puzzled, you can just give me another slap."
Li Dong saw the hero's despicableness with his own eyes, and felt that he was screwed in his heart.
"Hey, you can slap if you say so, do you have a place to talk?" Han Tianlin scolded: "Shut up your coquettish mouth and look at me less coquettishly. I don't like men's assholes."
After scolding Xi Xingling, Han Tianlin turned his head to look at his younger brother: "There's nothing good about this thing, it just has a cheeky face and looks good enough. If you don't like me, tell him to go away."
Before Li Dong could speak, Xi Xingling, who had just been scolded by Han Tianlin, became anxious: "Young Master..." What he said just now was just to test Han Ershao's meaning, not to resist going to Han Ershao.
"Slap!" Han Tianlin raised his arm and slapped again, the original half of the face was still slapped: "We brothers are talking, why do you interrupt?" He ordered: "Kneel down! If you dare to say a word, find someone to take turns." Do you believe it or not?"
Li Dong watched Xi Xingling kneel down with a thud, his thin shoulders trembling, it seemed that he was really afraid that Han Tianlin would do what he said and find someone to take his turn.
Li Dong secretly sighed, the mean young man in the book is only 23 years old, he just graduated from university not long ago.She is beautiful and energetic. It is said that she works in a design company under the Han clan and has a bright future.
"He's such a bitch, he's annoying just looking at him." Han Tianlin said irritably, he reached out and pulled the tie around his neck, and complained to his younger brother: "I just saved him once by accident, and ended up being entangled by him. It’s like dog skin ointment, you can’t get rid of it even if you shake it off.” I heard that he recently joined Han’s company, which made Han Tianlin’s attitude towards him worse and worse, and it couldn’t get better at all.
"Brother, you beat his face like this, how can I keep my mouth shut?" Li Dong complained casually, but he didn't really feel sorry for Xi Xingling, but just felt sorry for that face that looked like Bai Yueguang.
"If you didn't tell me earlier, I thought you weren't interested." Han Tianlin really doted on Han Yubai. Hearing this, he immediately said, "I'll give that person to you. You can play however you want. You're welcome. He's a man. It's so cheap, I want to be fucked by men all day long." I don't like men, so I thought of throwing the bitch who was pestering me to my younger brother.
Li Dong remembered that Han Tianlin was a straight man, he never flirted with men, before he was with Xi Xingling, he only accepted sleeping with women.
"Well, I got it." Li Dong said impatiently, he hooked his fingers to Xi Xingling who was kneeling on the ground, "Come here, sit by my side." He was afraid that Han Tianlin would come to him on a whim, and slap the hero again if he disagreed with him .
"Go, sit on your lap." Han Tianlin said.
Li Dong: "..."
When he hugged the tall and thin body of the male protagonist, to be honest, he was a little distracted.
How can I say that Li Dong is also an ascetic who hasn't touched a man for many years. The young man is full of vigor, and sometimes he can't help but be impulsive.
Besides, Xi Xingling is handsome and slender, with fair skin, aside from his cheap personality, his appearance is very good.
"Second Young Master." The voice was also nice, maybe because of the unfamiliarity, she seemed a little timid: "Young Master asked me to kiss you, is that okay?"
It turned out that the moment Li Dong was distracted, Han Tianlin gave another order, and he asked Xi Xingling to kiss his younger brother on the mouth.
Li Dong was taken aback for a moment, and then said: "Forget about the public." He put his arm around Xi Xingling's waist, and immediately felt a very thin and flexible touch, so he put it in his arms, and said with a joke: "If you want to kiss me, I can do it." , go back to the house and kiss."
Han Tianlin: "Then don't stay here, go quickly." He talked to his friends about something, and let his younger brother go to have fun by himself.
Li Dong was very clear about the next plot, he nodded towards Han Tianlin, then squeezed Xi Xingling's chin, and kissed Xi Xingling's blushing cheek from Han Tianlin's beating: "Let's go, don't disturb big brother."
"Hello." Han Tianlin took a special look at Xi Xingling: "Take good care of my brother, if you make him unhappy, you know I won't forgive you lightly."
Xi Xingling immediately smiled and said: "Eldest Young Master, I understand, I will take good care of Second Young Master." He was reluctant to let go, staring at Han Tianlin very greedily, unwilling to take his eyes away.
He hoped that Er Shao Han could stay for a while, but it was impossible.
Xi Xingling had heard about Han Yubai's personality before meeting Er Shao Han.He is definitely a second-generation ancestor with a violent temper, the kind who would kill half his life at every turn.
He was very scared when he came, but his love for Han Tianlin couldn't be overcome, so he dressed up and came over.
In fact, Xi Xingling has just finished his work. He is an intern designer and has a lot of work assigned by his boss.In the rookie period, I should work harder than others, so I get off work late every day, and I am very tired.
"Let's go." Li Dong patted his thigh and made him stand up.
Xi Xingling didn't dare to hesitate, he quickly stood up and waited obediently aside.That tall and slender figure is really good, and he is also very good at dressing up, but it's a pity that Han Tianlin sneered at him, and it was annoying to look at him more.
"Brother..." Li Dong also stood up. He originally wanted to say, then we will leave first, but when he thought of Han Ershao's temper and personality, he shut up and said, "Is it really for me? I can do anything to him? You won't be angry, will you? "
Xi Xingling was a little worried when he heard it from the side. He didn't blame Han Tianlin for giving himself to Han Er Shao, but he was afraid that Han Er Shao would be too cruel to him.
"Of course, if someone gives it to you, it's yours. You can play whatever you want." Han Tianlin said kindly to his younger brother, but he didn't even look at Xi Xingling, who had a deep affection for him: "If he is disobedient, just tell me, and I will help him." You clean him up."
Li Dong smiled with the corners of his mouth hooked: "It's not necessary, if he is disobedient, I will deal with him severely." Then he put his pockets in his pocket and left as if no one was there.
Before that tall and thin young man turned around to follow, his eyes were glued to Han Tianlin like dog skin ointment, full of reluctance.
"Eldest Young Master, can you have a word with me?" For the sake of being so obedient, Nian is going to serve Han Second Young Master soon, right?
"Talk?" Han Tianlin was quite surprised, he turned his face and smiled, and gave Xi Xingling a cold word: "Get lost."
Hearing the word "roll", Xi Xingling was satisfied, and said happily: "Okay, let's get out." He looked really photogenic when he smiled.It's a pity that Han Tianlin just doesn't like playing with men, otherwise he would have eaten such a beautiful little fresh meat long ago.
"Young master..." Xi Xingling wanted to say something, but Li Dong covered her mouth with her hand from behind.
"Don't talk so much nonsense." Li Dong whispered in his ear, and then forcefully took him away, but it was dragging and dragging.But he was sensible, he didn't hurt Xi Xingling, and even let him go outside the box.
"Second Young Master." Xi Xingling couldn't breathe when his mouth was covered just now, but now he finally got fresh air, which also made him fear Li Dong. After all, this person's reputation is not good, so he apologized timidly: "I'm sorry. , I didn’t dawdle on purpose just now.” He hoped that the second generation ancestor was not angry.
Of course Li Dong knows that the protagonist is just so in love with Han Tianlin that he loses his personality.
"Brother has a bad temper. You should stop talking in front of him from now on, otherwise you won't be slapped." After finishing speaking, Li Dong felt that he was talking in vain. The protagonist is not even afraid of being fucked. .
He shut up and said as he walked, "Follow me, let's talk at your house." When walking down the stairs, Li Dong suddenly remembered that Xi Xingling was hungry when he came to see Han Tianlin, and Han Yubai immediately played with him all night , didn't eat anything the next day, and managed to go into shock...
"Ah?" Xi Xingling opened her mouth wide in surprise, didn't she go to a hotel?
He didn't mind the other party coming to his house, but the bachelor's apartment was very cramped.It was rented for only [-] yuan. Of course, the environment is not very good, and it is not a prosperous area in the city center. It is a bit far from here.
He was afraid that Li Dong would dislike him: "Second Young Master, why don't you go to the hotel, my bed is too small, I'm afraid you won't be able to enjoy yourself after tossing around."
Li Dong twitched the corners of his mouth, admiring this man so much, did he really think of himself as a human being?
So he frowned, changed his mind, and said, "Forget it, let's go to the restaurant to eat first." I thought just now that Xi Xingling suffered from a serious stomach problem and other physical problems, all of which were caused by tossing around.
"Huh?" Xi Xingling was taken aback again. He secretly raised his hand to look at his watch. He saw clearly that it was 09:30 in the evening. It was too late for dinner and too early for supper. He followed Beside Li Dong, he said enthusiastically, "Second Young Master, didn't you have dinner?"
Is it the same as yourself?That was great, now I'm hungry!
The man who was questioned glanced at him and said nothing.
After going down the last step of the stairs, Li Dong walked out swaggeringly, and everyone who knew him greeted him: "Hey, Second Young Master, are you going back so early?"
These people knew Han Yubai, not Li Dong himself.
For Li Dong, this is a virtual world, and only he is real.So he was somewhat indifferent, and ignored Han Yubai's social circle.
Xi Xingling followed behind him step by step, and wanted to hold Li Dong's arm several times to walk together, but he was too cowardly to dare, he really didn't know how to please this young master.
Because I have heard too many rumors about Han Yubai, but Xi Xingling always feels that Er Shao seems to be... a little different from the rumors?
Walking to Han Yubai's parking spot, Li Dong opened the co-pilot's door: "Get in the car."
"..." The other party's voice was lazy, absolutely neither impatient nor unhappy, that's why Xi Xingling felt flattered: "Thank you, Second Young Master." He happily sat on it, feeling a little nervous Outside, it turned out to be flattering.
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