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When the roast duck appeared on the dinner table one by one, as delicate as an imperial meal.King Wen finally understood where the so-called sky-high price came from. . .This is where I come to eat, this is simply to experience how miserable my life is! ! !

Looking at the table full of food, King Wen lost his appetite because his heart was bleeding!But Luo Bing was very interested.Every time the waitress came to deliver the food, she would chase after others and ask questions. King Wen always felt that maybe the reason why he didn't win Luo Bing's heart was because he was born with the wrong gender. . .

If she was a beautiful young lady, wouldn't Luo Bing also take the initiative to come up and "trick" herself?Why. . .The question is, what if it is "flirting"?Because Luo Bing just likes to chat with women, it has nothing to do with love.Why. . .

Thinking of this, King Wen couldn't help asking: "Luo Bing, I have a question for you. Do you...do you like a man or a woman?"

"Pfft~~~" A mouthful of hot Longjing sprayed directly on King Wen's face.

"Hahaha...hahaha...I'm sorry, I...hahaha...that's your problem, hahaha...isn't it too funny? Hahaha..." Luo Bing laughed wildly to the point of clapping While sitting on the table, he slapped all the tissues in front of King Wen's face.

At this time, the eyes of the customers around were all projected over.King Wen's old face was flushed with embarrassment, and he lowered his voice and said, "Grandma, can you be quiet! You didn't see, everyone around is looking at us! Calm down!!!"

Luo Bing suppressed her smile, and then said: "You can't blame me. It's you, who insisted on asking me such a strange question after having a good meal. Hahaha... Really funny! Then what do you think, I Do you like men or women? Huh?"

King Wen curled his lips, and then pondered for a long time, like that classic line, to be or not to be, that's a question. . .In the end, he came to the conclusion, "I think, regardless of men or women, you don't seem to like them very much..."

Luo Bing's face was filled with black lines, "What do you mean, the IQ of you earthlings can't match mine? Hahahahaha..."

After hearing such an answer, King Wen really didn't know how to answer the conversation, forget it, let's concentrate on eating roast duck!If the discussion continues, maybe Star Wars will break out.It's not good to harm the country and the people like this. . .After all, it was just a discussion of orientation, and finally extended to the theory of species evolution. . .

He casually stuffed a piece into his mouth, chewed it twice, and instantly looked like a child who drank traditional Chinese medicine, "My god...what is this...does Beijing roast duck taste like this? That's it. It also cost me more than 500 yuan!!! Doing so, so greasy, so..."

"I said, sir, can you please put on your reading glasses? Different parts of this roast duck have different ways of eating. It's good for you. It's just a piece of duck skin, or the piece covered with white sugar. You Do you always want to kill yourself? Hey... I wasted my roast duck... With the pace of your meal, I should really order you a bowl of noodles with fried sauce, you, please at the door~" Luo Bing said The tone, full of disgust and regret, made King Wen really serious this time, and he lost half of his appetite.

The meal time that followed was very harmonious.Because King Wen was in charge of serving tea and pouring water, and Luo Bing was in charge of eating and eating. . .Such a table of food, other people really need four or five people to finish it, but Luo Bing has fulfilled the call of the motherland with his own strength, starting with me, every CD~~~

Even the waiter who came to refill the tea had exclamation marks in his eyes!However, the more people like this, the more sense of accomplishment Luo Bing felt.She wiped the oil from her mouth, picked up her phone and started taking pictures.

"Why do you take pictures of these empty plates? They are all as clean as brushing, so what's the point of taking pictures?" King Wen expressed his inability to understand the brain cells of such Martians.

Without raising his head, Luo Bing used his head to give King Wen a big white eye. "What do you know, old man!!! This is called Operation Empty Disk, which is one of the environmental protection missions. This photo is a testimony! Besides, there is another important meaning. That is... The food here is delicious! If it’s not delicious, why can you eat it all? Isn’t this very obvious???”

Such rhetoric, King Wen was speechless. . .Every time he hears Luo Bing's fallacies, he always thinks of Master Xing's classic movies.It's the kind of special ability that makes the dead alive every minute, and then makes the living dead again!Why. . .It is estimated that someone who can speak against Luo Bing has not yet been born. . .

When Luo Bing finally finished all the empty plates, he looked up and found that there was only their table left in the crowded hall just now.She couldn't help but marvel, "Oh my God! I just lowered my head and took a photo. All the customers here have passed through? Is this the explosion of a black hole in the universe? Or is there some supernatural event happening??? Did I miss something?"

"Grandma, those customers just left silently after finishing their meal while you bowed your head to fight the roast duck. Already. Already... Hey... If you are full, let's go quickly. I think, I The face of this life has been lost in these two days, and there is not even a dregs left! Hey... I shouldn't have come to this place..." King Wen cried bitterly about his experience.

Luo Bing slapped the table violently, "Oh my god, you like Tong Xiangyu too? You're wrong, you're really wrong. You shouldn't have married me from the beginning. If you don't marry me, neither will my husband." Will die. If my husband didn't die, I wouldn't be reduced to such a sad place. If I didn't fall into such a sad place, I wouldn't have to suffer from your anger..."

This time King Wen did not stop like Guo Furong, but instead. . .Get up directly and go out. . .

Luo Bing chased him out with his bag in his hand, "Hey~ hey~ you big Yiba wolf, Nidi Da Yiba, you fell~~~Ni Di Da Yiba, who was trampled on the root of Yiba~ Erdi Niang is here~ little brother~ Nidiyibagenzi~~~ Don’t go! Nidiyibagenzi..."

When the two finally saw the sun again, it was not Luo Bing or King Wen who sighed with relief. It was also the beautiful young lady who had been silently by their dining table all this time. . .She helped her waist, and she felt that this table had exhausted her whole life's skills, should she retire? . .

But with such emotion, Mu Shan expressed dissatisfaction.Because not long after Luo Bing walked out, Mu Shan called. "Little princess, may I ask if you are satisfied with your Peking duck?"

While shaking his big belly, Luo Bing lazily replied: "It's okay, it's okay, but the amount is too small, not enough to eat. Hehe..."

"Then you order more. Their dishes are very complete."

"I'm embarrassed to order more, because it's too expensive! I'm afraid that if I order a few more dishes, I will run back to Qingshui City naked. Hey...the weather in April is still a bit cold~~~"

"If it's cold, I'll send you a coat!"

"Okay, okay, then when you send the clothes, bring some money by the way~ because, I still want to eat another roast duck! That young lady is so beautiful! It's a thief!"

"How much is it? I'll rob a bank temporarily, won't I win? When the time comes, let's take the young lady home with me!"

"Robbing a bank? No need. I can't eat that much by myself. Besides, that young lady can only watch from a distance and not play around~ You are so vulgar! When you see a beautiful one, you want to take it home. You are a bandit leader yourself!!! Picking up girls requires skills, don’t you understand? For example, picking a rose from a roadside flower bed, and then pretending to be a romantic poet. Oh... If you want me to say it, you deserve it Single! Hey..."

"I...give you a rose, will you come with me?"

"Damn! You fucking think I'm stupid! A broken rose wants to fuck me! If you want me to go home with you, you have to be half a pig!!! Of course, I mean, a day and a half Fan the pig!"

"..."

Hearing such a conversation, King Wen's foot slipped and he almost gave a shit.He really couldn't understand what kind of psychopath this legendary Mu Shan was!Just listen to the conversation between them.Obviously - a normal person, he can't do such a thing! ! !

When Luo Bing hung up the phone, King Wen's face still had the classic expression of a tragic hero.Plus his dark face, it really is. . .Very rustic, hahaha. . .

The author has something to say:

Sometimes, whether two people can be together depends on their appearance and the length of time they have known each other.

However, whether you can grow old or not depends on the compatibility of the three views. . .

After all, chicken and duck can only be a gorgeous bowl. . .Chicken and duck! ! !

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