reincarnation purple eyes

Seeing that shouting was useless, Luo Bing had no choice but to run up and stop the noodle seller's brother.No, it's the uncle!Because the other party was obviously already gray-haired, and his steps were slightly staggering.

"I...I'm calling you! I told you to stop, you, why are you running so fast! I'm exhausted from chasing you!"

The uncle looked back around, and then said to Luo Bing uncertainly: "You... called me???"

"Well! I'm calling you! Brother! Please, give me a frozen log! How long will it take? I'll wait here, okay?"

Luo Bing's face was full of anticipation, and her two round eyes almost turned into the shape of a peach heart.The uncle was so hard-hearted for a long time that he couldn't bear to tell her the truth.Frozen wood. . .this. . .

Seeing the embarrassment on the uncle's face, Luo Bing said: "It's okay, if you can't squeeze this frozen wood, you can change it. Hmm... Let me think about it..."

Hearing Luo Bing's words, the uncle breathed a sigh of relief. He put the shoulder pole on the side of the road, wiped his sweat, and waited for Luo Bing's answer.

"Are you... a dog?" Luo Bing asked, pointing at a masked man.

The uncle immediately smiled, "Yes, yes, this is a puppy. Girl, look, this is the Chinese Zodiac series."

Luo Bing frowned and hesitated for a while, "I thought of it! If frozen wood doesn't work, you can pinch a camel to ride a stake! Hehe... this is good, this is much better than frozen wood! Hehe... to At that time, I wrapped it up and gave it to Mu Shan as a gift, implying that I, Master Luo, will definitely eat this piece of dead wood. Hahahahahaha..."

The cold sweat that the uncle had just wiped off covered his forehead again.The kneading skills of the kneaders are passed down from their family.To him, it is already the 108th generation descendant.But the girl in front of her asked for all these things. . .he. . .After struggling for a long time, he said, "Girl, you don't like these twelve zodiac signs. How about you look at these dough sculptures? Chang'e? Monkey King? Nezha?"

Luo Bing suddenly realized, clapped his hands and said: "Yes, yes, this camel is a frontier product after all, if the stupid wood, if you don't know the goods, it will be broken! Big brother, you better remind me! I don't want camels to ride wooden stakes. You Give me one, fairy sister, with fluttering white clothes and a black wooden mace in her hand! Brother, what do you think?"

When King Wen rushed over, he heard these words.He adjusted the frames of his glasses, he thought. . .A little dizzy.Fainted fainted, fainted fainted, fainted fainted. . .He really wanted to pretend that he didn't know this "beast in clothes" in front of him! ! !He felt that if Luo Bing continued to speak, maybe both he and the uncle would faint here. . .

The uncle had already made mental preparations, but he was blocked beyond words by Luo Bing's words. . .He really didn't know how to refuse.

"Ah! No! Brother, I don't want a fairy sister anymore. This is not shocking enough! Brother, you can make me a bustard who still has a charm, and then a Guan Gong knife to cut wood!!! Yes! This is good!!!"

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"Girl, you have changed several versions in a while. In my opinion, sir... you are unsure, or else, I will pinch you a good thing that is auspicious and wishful. Guarantee you What do you think, what do you think?" After all, the uncle is an old man, and as a noodle maker, he has dealt with various martial arts classics since he was a child, so he is a thief~~~

Luo Bing looked at the sincere look on the uncle's face, he didn't look like the kind of villain who would lie.In just a second, she agreed decisively! "Okay! Then listen to the big brother! You are not old, I will lose if I call you uncle, it is more kind to call you big brother! Hehe...you pinch, I will wait!"

"Come on~~~" The uncle took a sip of the rich Beijing film, and immediately moved his hands.

Taking advantage of the uncle making dough, Luo Bing asked, "How much is this dough?"

The uncle hesitated for a moment, then said weakly: "I usually charge [-] yuan, why don't you count it as [-] yuan?"

"Ten yuan?" Luo Bing's tone was a little high because of surprise, it's too cheap!

The uncle obviously misunderstood Luo Bing's meaning, and he immediately changed his words, "Oh, five yuan is fine! Just take it as...fate, fate..." But his heart was bleeding, and his real heart was—— —Even if you are an aunt, you don’t have to pay any money!Let's just think I'm going bankrupt and avoiding disaster. . .Why. . .Before going out today, I must have not been optimistic about the almanac. . .Thinking of this, the movements of his hands became faster and faster, and he wanted to hurry up and escape from the scene!

Luo Bing rummaged through the wallet, found a ten-yuan bill, and put it in the uncle's money box.This kind of petty profit should not be taken advantage of by promising young people.She just thought about what it would look like after giving this mascot to Mu Shan, hehe. . .Mu Shan will definitely like it, right?Hahaha. . .Thinking of this, her expression became extremely lewd and obscene. . .

After about five or six minutes, the uncle pinched the mascot and handed it to Luo Bing.Luo Bing looked at it stupidly, there was a lump on the bamboo stick. . .Golden. . .Xiang? ? ?

"Hey~~ No, big brother, you, you are, what do you mean by pinching tuoxiang for me?" Luo Bing's facial features were twisted into twists, which is unacceptable no matter what. . .

The uncle quickly packed up the pole, and then said with a little deep meaning: "No, no, this is a somersault. A somersault, one hundred and eight thousand miles away...Girl, this is a great auspicious omen, Guaranteed that in the future, your wishes will come true, and your skills are as good as heaven!!!" Before the words finished, the uncle had already walked away. . .

The crowds coming and going all around were noisy.Only the messy black lines were left, the bewildered Luo Bing, the silent King Wen, and that lump of Xiang~ah~cloud~~~

After a long time, Luo Bing held up the "Xiangyun", and suddenly said to King Wen in Sun Houzi's voice: "Sifu!!! Are you hungry? Do you want me, my old grandson, to drive the colorful 'Xiangyun'?" ', go and pick some peaches for you??? Sifu!!! Or Sifu, if you are too hungry, you can eat my old grandson's xiang, Sifu!!!"

Every nerve on King Wen's face was throbbing.he. . .I can't accept this. . .Fortunately, Luo Bing has no hope at all, he can pick it up.

Luo Bing picked up the phone and called Mu Shan.

Mu Shan has been waiting by the phone, and when the ring rang, he picked it up, "How is it? Did you buy your favorite little noodle man? What does it look like? Little rabbit, or a little fairy? Hehehe ..."

"Fucking little fairy!!! Woohoo... I'm so pissed off! I am an imposing Luo Bing, and I was bullied by a big brother! No, an old man! No, a bad old man! I was tricked! Woohoo...bullying people! !!" Luo Bing stomped her feet angrily.

Mu Shan became nervous all of a sudden, "What are you talking about! Someone bullied you! What's going on? Tell me quickly!"

"Oh, you are so excited! You didn't hit me. Besides, if he really fought with me, I wouldn't be angry! Thanks to my kindness just now, he obviously asked for five yuan, and I still I gave him ten dollars! Huh...bad guy!"

"My ancestor, are you anxious to kill me? What I'm excited about isn't wool, I'm so excited, it's almost like a sweater!!! Come on, what's going on?"

Hearing Mu Shan's story about turning wool into a sweater, Luo Bing finally felt better, and then began to complain like a princess, "Just now~ I was calling you, and suddenly saw the noodle seller. So I rushed up and stopped him. I want to give you a doughnut as a gift, of course it must be special! My name is Luo Bing and your name is Mu Shan. So I asked him to pinch a frozen piece of wood for me, but he No! Later I said, I want a camel to ride a wooden stake, but he still can’t! I said, or a fairy sister in fluttering white clothes, holding a black wooden mace in her hand, In the end, he didn’t know how to do it! In the end, I said, I want a bustard who still has charm, and can cut wood with Guan Gong’s big knife, but he still can’t!!!”

"You say, if he doesn't know it, he won't. Tell me straight up that he won't, and it's over! He insists on pretending to be a very educated sample, and what to say to me, I'm not sure, what needs God's help. Anyway It's just him fooling around, so I agreed to let him pinch a mascot for me. Guess what? Hey!!! This daring thief actually pinched a mascot for me!!!"

When Mu Shan heard this, the black lines on his face had completely merged with his black shirt.He wanted to cry without tears and asked, "Are you sure it's Tuo Xiang? How did the villain explain it to you?"

"Oh, it's fine if he doesn't explain it. Once he explained it, I got even angrier! He said, no, no, it's a somersault. A somersault, a hundred and eight thousand miles away...Girl, this But it’s a big auspicious sign, I guarantee that in the future, your wishes will come true, and your skills are as good as heaven!!! I bah~~~ I bah~~~ I bah, he has eighteen generations of ancestors, isn’t this a clear lie to my money! Wood, you Say, are you mad at me???" Luo Bing's tone caused people passing by to look at Xiang in her hand involuntarily. . .

Hearing this, Mu Shan finally couldn't help it, and burst out laughing. "Girl, after counting the old man, the thief's subtext is to send you a somersault cloud, why don't you go to the sky!!! Hahahahaha..."

The author has something to say:

The shrewd Luo Bing was tricked, hahaha. . .Killing me. . .

In the middle of the night, I laughed so hard that my stomach cramped, hahahaha. . .

No, no, call me a demon~~~

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