reincarnation purple eyes

"You... can you think about our human feelings? You are right, very wronged. Being a child prodigy wronged you! It wronged you to go to school after 20 years old! You let us who can only go to school at eight years old Son, how embarrassing is it! No wonder you said you graduated from college at the age of [-], woohoo...my heart hurts...I really think, just strangle you to death!" Mu Shan could no longer express it in words. Described that his heart is blocked, not because of the fact of going to school, but because of Luo Bing's aggrieved expression. . .

Luo Bing suddenly pouted her small mouth, her brows were so wrinkled that they could be tied into a bow tie, "It's just a grievance! It's a grievance! It's just a grievance to me! You don't even know how pitiful I am! Because, I haven't had time to go Appreciating the sunrise and sunset, I haven't had time to sing with the birds on the mountain, the most frustrating thing is - I haven't had time to go to kindergarten..."

Although I saw the pitiful expression on the little princess's face, Mu Shan couldn't help laughing herself under the table. . . "Hahaha.. Kindergarten! Hahaha... A kid who has never been to kindergarten, went straight to elementary school with his schoolbag! Hahaha... You, you really are... Hahaha... I laughed so hard! You, haha, you, hahaha... Did your physical education teacher give you extra lessons later on to count? I see that you are still not good at counting! Hahaha... Who would have thought that our fairy sister, It turned out to be a kid who can't count, never went to kindergarten, or a little prodigy with a bunch of candied haws in one hand, hahaha..."

"Hey~ Why are you laughing like this! I'm telling the truth! You don't know how to count! You are taught by the physical education teacher! I have participated in the Mathematical Olympiad since elementary school! And, I'm a top student in science! You're just a brat!" Luo Bing said with an expression of disbelief.Mu Shan's jaw almost dropped in surprise. "You? Olympian? Science student? What is this?"

Luo Bing proudly raised her little chin, and then, like a little princess on her first tour, pinched her hands around her waist and said arrogantly: "I am a god-like existence! Although I signed up for I can’t count when I was a child. But after one semester, I’m No.1 in our class. Do you still need to learn such a simple question in elementary school? I spend most of my time using illness as an excuse to live on the cliff behind my home. Playing on the side. I don’t want to spend my childhood with those stupid humans! Of course, my history of skipping classes started in elementary school, but it didn’t stop until I graduated from university~ hehe.”

"As for the stalk of science students... Really, it's a touching story! Hey... I was still able to attend classes two or three days a week when I was in elementary school. When I was in junior high school and high school, I basically went out to play every day, and then I was going to take the exam. The night before, I endorsed all night, and I passed the exam the next day~ However, I have a unique trick! It is history, geography and biology. I basically read it once and get full marks. Chinese and English are basically kept above [-]. So...hehe... The total score is already pretty good. I don’t read those maths, physics, and chemistry at all! I often don’t take the exams! Anyway, the total score is enough for me to be in the middle and upper reaches of the class, and the test is too good. It's easy to have no friends! Hahaha..."

"I have been playing happily until the second year of high school. I have to divide arts and sciences. I resolutely applied for arts and sciences. But a week later, the notice in front of me was, congratulations on becoming a member of the second class of science! At that time, I was impatient , I went to the principal's office with my report card, principal, I want to ask, how did I get selected as a science student with high scores of 136 in Chinese, 132 in English, 100 in history, 100 in geography, 100 in politics, and 100 in biology What about it? Could it be that you think I have 34 in mathematics, 25 in physics, and 41 in chemistry, which add up to exactly [-] points. Do you think it is very pleasing to the eye and auspicious? Ah??? Are you kidding me? Hey... Many years later, I still remember that the principal said to me earnestly, Luo Bing, you are an all-around child. The teacher believes in you, and you will shine no matter where you are! The teacher has always believed! Back then, I, Just like that, I was deceived. Inexplicably, I became a glorious science student with the lowest grade in my class..."

Mu Shan really couldn't calm down at this moment, "What are you talking about! You didn't refute it? You actually went to the science class! This is linked to the college entrance examination, are you sure you are not joking???"

Luo Bing wiped the saliva sprayed on Mu Shan's face, and said with extreme contempt: "This is my college entrance examination, you are so excited! Can you die away! Your saliva is almost as big as the shower flowers Sprinkle!!!" Seeing Mu Shan silently sat back in her seat, she began to speak again, "I was a fool back then! If I was half as smart as I am now, I wouldn't have to feel wronged 201 University! If I chose liberal arts, I might go to the capital! Hey... how young and ignorant! I was fooled by the principal like that. In the science classroom, I still skip classes and sleep every day , sits securely in the last-to-last position every day, and no one can shake it."

"Until the two-month countdown to the college entrance examination, I finally woke up. I felt that if I continued like this, it would be bad. So I started borrowing textbooks all over the world! Because mine, I didn't know where to fly. Where did it go, unfortunately, I haven't had time to write my name yet! Hey... But, who made me popular, within a few days, I borrowed all the textbooks, holding a box of books, I I went home. Instead of sitting in the classroom and sleeping, it is better to go home and lie on the bed, blowing a fan and reading a book! However, I thought very well, but the reality is cruel! Because when I just studied for half a month, I was hospitalized with acute gastroenteritis because I ate too much apricot. One and a half months before the college entrance examination, I lived in the hospital and slept every day after eating enough. Until the college entrance examination, I was still very dedicated. Holding the salt water bottle, writing the test paper with one hand! Thinking about it now, I would have eaten less apricots if I knew it, or I wouldn’t have scored 560 in the college entrance examination. Hey..."

Luo Bing was still stuck in his own memories and regretted the past, but Mu Shan beside him now only had hehe. . . 560 ah!How many people have worked so hard for ten years and failed to score in the test, this pervert actually managed to do it in half a month!And he is still a science idiot, from the bottom of the class, he became such a high score in half a month!ah. . .His heart. . .I really can't jump anymore. . .He really felt that with a pervert like Luo Bing around, it was impossible for this world to be beautiful, let alone gentle! ! !God obviously coveted her beauty, so he blocked all other people's doors, just to leave a broad road for Luo Bing! ! !woo woo. . .Is the life I have worked hard for more than 20 years, is it a fake life?He can't find a reason to continue living now!There is only one sentence in his mind - if this person is not eliminated, the world will be in chaos! ! !

Luo Bing over there is still thinking about his youth, "When I went to the principal with the university admission letter to express my gratitude to the principal, the old man actually told me that it was just a momentary mistake back then. The name was filled in the wrong category, and when I asked him to reason later, he actually fooled me just because he didn’t want to let it happen! Fuck! At that time, I gave him a pair of panda eyes and a sentence!!! Now that I think about it, it’s really a dog Blood, this is the trust between people! How can you bully me because I don't read enough!"

"I really think that instead of going to school peacefully, it's really better to go home and farm! At least the loess won't trick me, and the radish won't grow legs, so let's run away! What shitty exams, go to hell My ideal is to go home and realize my own dream! I feel wronged that I can stay in school, but these grandsons always ask my parents to go to school and tell them that your children are too poor. I can’t control it anymore, let’s go home and farm! Tell me, why bother? I have long hair, and he asked me to farm. I obeyed the leadership’s command, cut an inch, and let me go home. I skipped class, He said I can't control it. I slept, and he said I was a bad example. I didn't take the exam, he said I didn't respect him. I took the exam, and he said that I was a child who skipped classes every day, so I couldn't take the exam like this Good! Tell me, why does this look like a bitter woman? What I say and do is wrong, hey...it’s better to go home and farm!!!”

"You, because of Liu Ye's matter, the teacher should treat you better?" Mu Shan asked weakly.

Seeing that Luo Bing shot up at the table, "You don't talk about Liu Ye, I'm not angry! When Liu Ye was there, every time I smoked, the teacher would take the initiative to hand me a lighter. As soon as Liu Ye left, the teacher immediately So I called my mother and said I was a little sister! Fortunately, my mother is smart enough! My mother told the teacher, don’t make groundless rumors here, let me tell you, our family Luo Bing has been a cute little fairy since she was a child. You just smoke! Your whole family smokes! Your whole family is a gangster! I’m going to the principal’s office to sue you! I’m going to make your whole family laid off!!! Later, when my mother came back and told me about it, I almost laughed I peed. Hahaha... My mother is still mighty!!! No wonder I can give birth to a genius like me!!! Of course, my mighty mother, I still don’t know that I smoked and drank alcohol in the third grade of elementary school Well~ hehe... I am very suitable for taking the acting major..."

The author has something to say:

In fact, the difference between a master and a scumbag is actually a word difference. Many times, it is because of different perspectives.It is normal for a child like Luo Bing who does not go to class every day to get a high score in the test.After all, society is the real classroom! (But babies, if you want to learn from Luo Bing, you must be cautious! This...hehehe...you understand! Be cautious!)