reincarnation purple eyes
Chapter 49 Human Flesh Alarm Clock
That night, Mu Shan indulged herself and drank a lot of wine, so much that she couldn't remember how many glasses it was.Because he was so happy, the heartache that had troubled him for a long time turned out to be just a misunderstanding!Ha ha. . .If he knew this earlier, he should have read that book earlier, and he should have asked Luo Bing earlier to ask for clarification!but. . .It's not too late. . .So he felt that even the emperor, who had always been bitter, had become extremely sweet at this moment.He looked at Luo Bing with dim eyes, and he felt that Luo Bing was like a legendary mysterious fruit.As long as Luo Bing is there, all sourness will become sweet. . .
Luo Bing, who was busy eating all kinds of chicken, duck, and fish, didn't know what happened to Mu Shan who was sitting across from him and had been smirking and drinking.She just thinks that Mu Shan, who is smiling, is also pretty.I don't understand why he suffers and hates all day long!Smile, how nice!Why. . .The world of children is indeed full of surprises!Compared with the maturity that he has honed through hardships and hardships, Mu Shan's mental age is really worthy of being a child~~~
Luo Bing has a chicken in one hand and a duck in the other.She feels that she is super happy today, because she hasn't eaten so much for a long time!ah. . .It turns out that being busy with work every day, it is also good to eat a full meal when you are hungry, because once in a while you have a decent meal in your spare time, and you feel that life is not too comfortable! ! ! "Bang!!!" A loud noise almost choked Luo Bing to death!Depend on!Scared to death!what's the situation?
When she looked up, Mu Shan, who was opposite her, lay her head straight on the table, motionless. . .
Forehead. . .Luo Bing, with a black line on his face, couldn't bear to put down the delicious food in his hand.He stepped forward and kicked him hard, but there was no reaction. . .ah!Is this guy actually drunk?I rely on!Where is this?What's the situation?Wasn't he the one who drank with me last time?Luo Bing felt that he hadn't started drinking yet, why was this product KO'd?
Luo Bing quickly ran back to his seat, gulped down a few mouthfuls of the Emperor, and was shocked!Look at the watch, it's only twelve o'clock!This guy is drunk like this, what should I do?While drinking, Luo Bing thought about whether or not to, just ignore him and let him sleep here!
But after thinking about it, last time he was made to sleep on the sofa, he was so angry. If he was made to sleep on the table this time, he might jump up and kill himself tomorrow, not necessarily!Luo Bing touched her slender neck, and seemed to have seen the scene of Mu Shan jumping up and cutting off her neck.No no no!Can't take this risk!However, if he is not allowed to sleep on the table, where can he sleep?Oops~ If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't let him drink so much. I guess it's because I ate less meat today, so I get drunk easily?Luo Bing looked at the hill-like bones in front of him, and then at the two lonely stick bones on Mu Shan's plate, hey. . .This person who eats little, just can't drink together!This food is less, the body is weak!She held her temples, feeling like the end of the world!
When she finished eating the few chicken wings left in front of her, she picked up the bottle and killed the remaining emperors.Finally, reluctantly wiped the oil on his mouth. "Okay! Seeing that you bought so many fine wines today, my lord, I will give you a Warm Brother brand aftermath! Hey... Fortunately, you are thin and thin. If it exceeds two hundred catties, I'm sure I won't care about your life! Young master, my limit is [-] catties! Let's go!!!" While speaking, a standard over-the-shoulder movement put Mu Shan on his back.
Entering the bedroom, he threw the muddy Mu Shan directly on the bed, threw away his slippers, and then wrapped him in a super big meat dumpling with a quilt.He ran to the guest room and took a brand new quilt to cover himself.
The next day, when Mu Shan was woken up by the habitual biological clock, she found that she was entangled tightly, and the little princess was lying sideways on his belly. . . "Ah! Help! Why did this guy never give up fighting when he was sleeping! And what is the meaning of the shape of my mummy!!!" He squirmed desperately for a long time, and finally found that there was no Nothing works!He could only lie there hopelessly, waiting for Luo Bing's alarm clock to ring. . .
Half an hour later, Luo Bing's alarm clock finally rang.Luo Bing stretched out his hand habitually, and then frantically pressed!But today's alarm clock is a bit strange. Not only does it have familiar music, but it is also full of people, so noisy, and why does it always ring endlessly?Suspicious, she increased the strength of the keys.As a result, his finger was suddenly bitten.Scared her, Huarong jumped up pale.
The first thing he saw was his own weak little hand being held by Mu Shan with an evil expression.He also raised his eyebrows at himself in protest.Without even thinking about it, Luo Bing raised her other hand, slapped her face hard, and finally freed her hand from Mu Shan's mouth.She rushed into the toilet with her little hands in disgust, washed it with hand sanitizer several times, and then came out resentfully.
As soon as I entered the bedroom, I heard Mu Shan screaming, "Hey!!! You are sick! You don't sleep well in the middle of the night, what do you mean by tying me up? And you are pressing me like a pig, wanting to It’s not that my abs are strong enough, I’ll be crushed to death by you! You say you like to sleep on a mummy. How many times did the alarm clock ring in the early morning? Can you press it! You take your Soaking chicken feet and pressing my nose frantically, what does it mean! You treat me as a mummy-like rice dumpling, can you transform into a human alarm clock? Ah??? Ah!!! Perverted!!! !" Mu Shan spoke more and more vigorously, completely oblivious to Luo Bing's face, which was slowly turning black. . .
Luo Bing walked slowly to the closet next to him, and between his hands, a black cowhide belt screamed in the air until it hit Mu Shan's so-called firm abdominal muscles. "Ah!!!!" Mu Shan screamed like a pig, finally stopping the nagging.
"Who are you calling a pervert? Don't you want to live anymore! Damn! You were so drunk last night that you passed out. If I hadn't worked so hard to bring you back, your fucking face would have changed. It’s flat! How dare you yell at me! I’ll let you yell, I’ll let you yell..." Luo Bing gritted her teeth and greeted Mu Shan with a belt to relieve her hatred!This drinking experience is really unpleasant!While pulling the belt in her hand, she firmly believed that the person who drank with her last time was definitely not the human alarm clock in front of her!
And Mu Shan, who was completely unable to move under the quilt, was really dumbfounded at this moment!The speed at which this little princess can become a big brother of the underworld in seconds is second to none!However, it's a good thing that there is this mummy's quilt, otherwise, would I have confessed here today. . .And she said that she came to the bedroom behind his back last night?I go!This should be put on the books.This is another stroke of testimony to his dark history of drinking!The last one was the night in the attic with the little princess.ah. .My miserable life!To be unconscious after drinking, and being carried back by a woman, I really don't want to live anymore!
While regretting the past, he thought about Luo Bing's amazing power!It's no wonder, she is the mother of the gang boss who can't move at all, just carrying two hundred catties of boxes to drive the bus!Woohoo. . .Xiaobai is so sad, Xiaobai is so hurt. . .
I don't know how many times I whipped the whip, Luo Bing was finally tired.He fell headlong on Mu Shan's body, almost crushing yesterday's pork ribs and rice out of him.Mu Shan has a handsome face that turns green and purple for a while. He thinks that if this girl really accepted the position of the sixth master back then, maybe the one who rules the society now is the underworld. . .
but. . .He liked her, never had he recognized this fact so clearly!So, he opened the corners of his chapped mouth and let out an unusually horrifying laugh.He is happy!
Luo Bing sat up and looked at the monster-like Mu Shan.Then, suddenly, he knelt on the bed with his knees together, and kowtowed towards Mu Shan, still muttering, "O God, O God, I am not the one who hurt you! It is the damned emperor! Injustice You have a debt and a master, you can't just come here~"
"Get out of here!!!"
"Hey, okay~ Get out now~" Luo Bing quickly ran out of the bedroom.Leaving Mu Shan, who is like a fool, looking at the direction in which she disappeared, and then at the quilt on his body.He roared in despair: "Get back to me! Let me out first~~~I don't want to be a mummy~~~"
"Hey, okay~" Luo Bing really rolled back, and saw her pair of soaked chicken feet rubbing the front, back, left, and right sides of the quilt for a long time, and finally untied the knotted quilt.
Mu Shan really didn't know what to say, he really wanted to cry, "You...do you... have a hobby of that kind? It's tied up and a belt... Can you be serious? A little bit!!! Am I blind to know you!!!"
Luo Bing fiddled with her little finger innocently, and said delicately, "Which aspect is that? The Lun family thinks that you are drunk and drunk, so if you are afraid of catching a cold, they will cover you tightly... Besides, what if you get drunk to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and fall down? Or, if you get drunk in the middle of the night and want to murder yourself, what should you do? I'm still a child..."
"roll!!!"
"Hey~ okay~"
The author has something to say:
What do the facts tell us?That is, when looking for a girlfriend, you must find someone who is strong and strong, who can not only help you carry the goods with a sledgehammer, but also carry you home in minutes!Hahahahaha. . . .
Luo Bing, who was busy eating all kinds of chicken, duck, and fish, didn't know what happened to Mu Shan who was sitting across from him and had been smirking and drinking.She just thinks that Mu Shan, who is smiling, is also pretty.I don't understand why he suffers and hates all day long!Smile, how nice!Why. . .The world of children is indeed full of surprises!Compared with the maturity that he has honed through hardships and hardships, Mu Shan's mental age is really worthy of being a child~~~
Luo Bing has a chicken in one hand and a duck in the other.She feels that she is super happy today, because she hasn't eaten so much for a long time!ah. . .It turns out that being busy with work every day, it is also good to eat a full meal when you are hungry, because once in a while you have a decent meal in your spare time, and you feel that life is not too comfortable! ! ! "Bang!!!" A loud noise almost choked Luo Bing to death!Depend on!Scared to death!what's the situation?
When she looked up, Mu Shan, who was opposite her, lay her head straight on the table, motionless. . .
Forehead. . .Luo Bing, with a black line on his face, couldn't bear to put down the delicious food in his hand.He stepped forward and kicked him hard, but there was no reaction. . .ah!Is this guy actually drunk?I rely on!Where is this?What's the situation?Wasn't he the one who drank with me last time?Luo Bing felt that he hadn't started drinking yet, why was this product KO'd?
Luo Bing quickly ran back to his seat, gulped down a few mouthfuls of the Emperor, and was shocked!Look at the watch, it's only twelve o'clock!This guy is drunk like this, what should I do?While drinking, Luo Bing thought about whether or not to, just ignore him and let him sleep here!
But after thinking about it, last time he was made to sleep on the sofa, he was so angry. If he was made to sleep on the table this time, he might jump up and kill himself tomorrow, not necessarily!Luo Bing touched her slender neck, and seemed to have seen the scene of Mu Shan jumping up and cutting off her neck.No no no!Can't take this risk!However, if he is not allowed to sleep on the table, where can he sleep?Oops~ If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't let him drink so much. I guess it's because I ate less meat today, so I get drunk easily?Luo Bing looked at the hill-like bones in front of him, and then at the two lonely stick bones on Mu Shan's plate, hey. . .This person who eats little, just can't drink together!This food is less, the body is weak!She held her temples, feeling like the end of the world!
When she finished eating the few chicken wings left in front of her, she picked up the bottle and killed the remaining emperors.Finally, reluctantly wiped the oil on his mouth. "Okay! Seeing that you bought so many fine wines today, my lord, I will give you a Warm Brother brand aftermath! Hey... Fortunately, you are thin and thin. If it exceeds two hundred catties, I'm sure I won't care about your life! Young master, my limit is [-] catties! Let's go!!!" While speaking, a standard over-the-shoulder movement put Mu Shan on his back.
Entering the bedroom, he threw the muddy Mu Shan directly on the bed, threw away his slippers, and then wrapped him in a super big meat dumpling with a quilt.He ran to the guest room and took a brand new quilt to cover himself.
The next day, when Mu Shan was woken up by the habitual biological clock, she found that she was entangled tightly, and the little princess was lying sideways on his belly. . . "Ah! Help! Why did this guy never give up fighting when he was sleeping! And what is the meaning of the shape of my mummy!!!" He squirmed desperately for a long time, and finally found that there was no Nothing works!He could only lie there hopelessly, waiting for Luo Bing's alarm clock to ring. . .
Half an hour later, Luo Bing's alarm clock finally rang.Luo Bing stretched out his hand habitually, and then frantically pressed!But today's alarm clock is a bit strange. Not only does it have familiar music, but it is also full of people, so noisy, and why does it always ring endlessly?Suspicious, she increased the strength of the keys.As a result, his finger was suddenly bitten.Scared her, Huarong jumped up pale.
The first thing he saw was his own weak little hand being held by Mu Shan with an evil expression.He also raised his eyebrows at himself in protest.Without even thinking about it, Luo Bing raised her other hand, slapped her face hard, and finally freed her hand from Mu Shan's mouth.She rushed into the toilet with her little hands in disgust, washed it with hand sanitizer several times, and then came out resentfully.
As soon as I entered the bedroom, I heard Mu Shan screaming, "Hey!!! You are sick! You don't sleep well in the middle of the night, what do you mean by tying me up? And you are pressing me like a pig, wanting to It’s not that my abs are strong enough, I’ll be crushed to death by you! You say you like to sleep on a mummy. How many times did the alarm clock ring in the early morning? Can you press it! You take your Soaking chicken feet and pressing my nose frantically, what does it mean! You treat me as a mummy-like rice dumpling, can you transform into a human alarm clock? Ah??? Ah!!! Perverted!!! !" Mu Shan spoke more and more vigorously, completely oblivious to Luo Bing's face, which was slowly turning black. . .
Luo Bing walked slowly to the closet next to him, and between his hands, a black cowhide belt screamed in the air until it hit Mu Shan's so-called firm abdominal muscles. "Ah!!!!" Mu Shan screamed like a pig, finally stopping the nagging.
"Who are you calling a pervert? Don't you want to live anymore! Damn! You were so drunk last night that you passed out. If I hadn't worked so hard to bring you back, your fucking face would have changed. It’s flat! How dare you yell at me! I’ll let you yell, I’ll let you yell..." Luo Bing gritted her teeth and greeted Mu Shan with a belt to relieve her hatred!This drinking experience is really unpleasant!While pulling the belt in her hand, she firmly believed that the person who drank with her last time was definitely not the human alarm clock in front of her!
And Mu Shan, who was completely unable to move under the quilt, was really dumbfounded at this moment!The speed at which this little princess can become a big brother of the underworld in seconds is second to none!However, it's a good thing that there is this mummy's quilt, otherwise, would I have confessed here today. . .And she said that she came to the bedroom behind his back last night?I go!This should be put on the books.This is another stroke of testimony to his dark history of drinking!The last one was the night in the attic with the little princess.ah. .My miserable life!To be unconscious after drinking, and being carried back by a woman, I really don't want to live anymore!
While regretting the past, he thought about Luo Bing's amazing power!It's no wonder, she is the mother of the gang boss who can't move at all, just carrying two hundred catties of boxes to drive the bus!Woohoo. . .Xiaobai is so sad, Xiaobai is so hurt. . .
I don't know how many times I whipped the whip, Luo Bing was finally tired.He fell headlong on Mu Shan's body, almost crushing yesterday's pork ribs and rice out of him.Mu Shan has a handsome face that turns green and purple for a while. He thinks that if this girl really accepted the position of the sixth master back then, maybe the one who rules the society now is the underworld. . .
but. . .He liked her, never had he recognized this fact so clearly!So, he opened the corners of his chapped mouth and let out an unusually horrifying laugh.He is happy!
Luo Bing sat up and looked at the monster-like Mu Shan.Then, suddenly, he knelt on the bed with his knees together, and kowtowed towards Mu Shan, still muttering, "O God, O God, I am not the one who hurt you! It is the damned emperor! Injustice You have a debt and a master, you can't just come here~"
"Get out of here!!!"
"Hey, okay~ Get out now~" Luo Bing quickly ran out of the bedroom.Leaving Mu Shan, who is like a fool, looking at the direction in which she disappeared, and then at the quilt on his body.He roared in despair: "Get back to me! Let me out first~~~I don't want to be a mummy~~~"
"Hey, okay~" Luo Bing really rolled back, and saw her pair of soaked chicken feet rubbing the front, back, left, and right sides of the quilt for a long time, and finally untied the knotted quilt.
Mu Shan really didn't know what to say, he really wanted to cry, "You...do you... have a hobby of that kind? It's tied up and a belt... Can you be serious? A little bit!!! Am I blind to know you!!!"
Luo Bing fiddled with her little finger innocently, and said delicately, "Which aspect is that? The Lun family thinks that you are drunk and drunk, so if you are afraid of catching a cold, they will cover you tightly... Besides, what if you get drunk to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and fall down? Or, if you get drunk in the middle of the night and want to murder yourself, what should you do? I'm still a child..."
"roll!!!"
"Hey~ okay~"
The author has something to say:
What do the facts tell us?That is, when looking for a girlfriend, you must find someone who is strong and strong, who can not only help you carry the goods with a sledgehammer, but also carry you home in minutes!Hahahahaha. . . .
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