reincarnation purple eyes

When Mu Shan rushed to the roast duck counter, Luo Bing had already issued a bunch of orders to the waiter, "Yes, yes, this is it, as well as the chicken leg next door, and the ones I just mentioned, all of which must be done." Yes! All of it! No need to heat it up, I like to eat the kind of meat that is full of fat and hanging on it!"

"Excuse me, can I cut this whole chicken and duck for you?" the waiter asked politely.

"Don't! Don't cut it! If you cut it, it won't taste good! I want to hug and chew the whole thing! Just give me a bag and put it in a bag! Don't bother!" Luo Bing explained seriously.It's really difficult for these waiters, obviously a mushroom cloud appeared in their hearts, and they had to pretend to be very professional smiles on their faces.Why. . .Mu Shan firmly believes that this ancestor was sent by the heavens to destroy mankind!It must be!She is causing trouble all the time!What's more, it's still a misfortune, a series of misfortunes, one misfortune is not resolved, and another misfortune arises. . .

When buying wine next, Luo Bing finally looked much more normal.She walked in front of the counter in a very ladylike and noble manner, then gracefully announced the name and year of the wine, then turned her head and said softly to the waiter, "Just these few bottles, wrap them all up. My wife will follow you to pay the bill~ Thank you~" Ah! ! !Sure enough, it's serious, but three seconds! ! !A heart of Mu Shan, powdery. . .She really complied with her words, beat to death and then revive, revive and then beat to death. . .

When I came out of the supermarket, I saw a pile of things in big and small bags.Mu Shan suddenly felt that one head was as big as ten!Luo Bing offered to help him get some, but how could he be willing!So it acted as a "forklift" with full authority.When they finally returned home, Mu Shan felt that she could give up her idea of ​​going to the gym to train her muscles.Because he only needs to go to the supermarket twice a month with Luo Bing, it is guaranteed that his muscles can be like Schwarzenegger!Really, twice is enough.One more time, and his old life will be accounted for!

As soon as he entered the door, Luo Bing instantly transformed into a small spinning top.The things I bought were all cooked food.So just find the right container and pack it up.Before Mu Shan's arm recovered from the trembling, Luo Bing was ready.Look at a table full of tempting food, and look at the garbage bags that have been packed and sorted.Mu Shan smiled, although this ancestor has a big brain and always makes troubles, but what I have to admire is that her ability to live at home and work, if you choose any of them, it is enough to make you ignore her Make trouble!This is the legend, people can be willful, but your willfulness must match your talent, otherwise it is tantamount to committing suicide!

How cherished it is to end such a thrilling Friday with a wonderful dinner!Thinking of this, Mu Shan couldn't help saying, "Your dinner seems to be more attentive. Doesn't it mean that after a day of fucking nonsense, having a wonderful dinner can make you feel balanced inside? I really think, You are sent by the heavens to destroy mankind! Your beautiful designs and rare kindness are all to cover up the filth in your heart! Well, it must be like this!"

Luo Bing suddenly laughed, his heartiness was comparable to that of Water Margin's Sun Erniang!It was so shocking that his eardrums were almost perforated! "Hey~ You are laughing so wildly! You are going to make me deaf! Can you be a lady! You remember! You are a woman! You are still a beautiful woman! You are still a little girl who has been ignorant countless times, A beautiful woman named a goddess!!! Don't start laughing, I can see your dinner yesterday, okay!"

Luo Bing, who was laughing wildly, suddenly stopped, and then said with a serious face: "By the way, I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me! Let me tell you a story about my first love!"

"One first love? You mean, can there be many first loves? Look at your language, is it taught by a physical education teacher?" Mu Shan said sourly through the wine glass, but he was not really there. To pick on Luo Bing's language, he is the protagonist who has heard the story, and he is a bit jealous!He didn't want to hear other people's stories about her!

Luo Bing drank the brandy in the glass in one gulp, and said indifferently: "Oh, don't mind him one or two. Let me tell you! Back then, my little first love was... er... Oh, I can't remember what he looked like Well. Forget it, let me tell you the key points. One time, I asked him, why do you like me because there are so many beauties in our school? Guess what he said? He blushed. Zhang Lian, tell me that the girls described in the book should be gentle and virtuous, with laughter like silver bells. As a result, once, he saw me on the playground, lying on the grass and rolling, and then Laughing loudly, he said that from that moment on, my laughter like a gong lived in his heart! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha The gong... and the mother's suona! Hahaha..."

"Remember that you are a woman! You are still a beautiful woman! You are also a beautiful woman who has been named a goddess by countless ignorant girls!!!" Mu Shan was extremely helpless.This beautiful fairy sister, why did she commit a crime, she swears a lot, and she is so harmonious, it is really enough!

Seeing the trembling flowers and branches, Luo Bing suddenly sat up straight, covered his lips halfway, and said softly, "Well, yes ~ when people heard these words, they also felt uneasy, and they couldn't calm down for a long time! Really funny, isn't it?"

Mu Shan swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and almost suffocated herself to death! "Grandma, I was wrong! I was wrong! You are old, so you can do whatever you want! Please, stop messing with me! I'm going crazy!"

"Look! Look! I listen to you, I am gentle, why are you dying! Hey... This is really out of character! Do you think, I am willing! I also want to be gentle Ladies, life has forced my old lady into a shrew! I used to be a pure and kind little girl, but later I was not a mother, so I was born in spring! Come on, come on! Don’t say too much, just stay here Get in the wine! Come on, let's drink up this cup, finish this cup, there are still N cups! Hahaha..." Looking at Luo Bing who was sitting opposite, one leg had naturally squatted on the bench Mu Shan always felt that she should add a corkscrew to her vacant left hand, and then put a Guan Gong knife next to her mouth with a cigarette in her mouth!Thinking about this picture, it really is TM harmony! ! !What else can he say, just raise your glass and drink it!It's rare to have such a good time!

I really don't know, if Luo Bing's image of Sun Erniang plus charter woman appears in the public eye, how many pure and good girls will follow Mama Sang, hey. . .Even poor Wen Jing was caught in the trap! "Oh, by the way, since I met you, I've been so busy with all kinds of heartbreaks that I forgot to tell you. Didn't I agree to bring Wenjing here today? She spent the whole time in the party for today's party. The company has been tossing all day! In the end, half an hour before the end of work, her aunt called her and said that it was her uncle's birthday today, so she asked her to go back to eat. Hahaha... In the end, I came to you alone. "

While gnawing on the chicken leg, Luo Bing said vaguely, "Shima? She, do you want it? I, I, Buji Island, I'll do it, just you, why, come..."

Mu Shan's face was full of black lines, "I told you yesterday that the two of us are here! You don't know how much Wen Jing admires you. Since getting up in the morning, she has been asking me desperately, is this dress good-looking? I Do my clothes and hairstyle match? How about my nails? I spent this dark day under her spell! And, the most terrible thing is, when she learned that she was going to her aunt's house, she couldn't When she came to see you, she cried so badly! Her inferior mascara, mixed with tears of grievance, swept from eyes to chin, and there was no grass growing!!! I even suspected that her aunt and Uncle, seeing her ghostly appearance, can I still spend today's birthday with peace of mind! Hahaha... Really thinking about it, I feel silent mourning for them..."

Luo Bing's gong-like laughter continued to reverberate again, "Hahaha...you said it, it's so visual! I'm really curious! Hahaha...think about her The chubby face, and the appearance of mascara everywhere, hahaha... Isn't that a national treasure, the visual sense of a giant panda, hahaha..."

"Um... Really! Then the people in the office thought she was broken in love, and they brought her tissues and hot water one after another. They were so busy. That silly child Wen Jing was so absorbed in not being able to Seeing your sadness, I can’t extricate myself from it. If this is normal, colleagues handed her paper to catch water, and she would not be so happy! Hahaha... She is not in the mood today! Moreover, Her aunt said that not only will they have dinner tonight, but they will go on a two-day trip to the mountains tomorrow morning. They won’t be back until Sunday night. Wen Jing wants to see you, and it probably won’t be until next week. Hahaha.. So it's understandable for her to cry like that!" Mu Shan's mood at the moment seemed a little gloating.Because, he was rejoicing in his heart, fortunately, the person who couldn't meet Luo Bing was not himself!Even if he was scared by her in the store or tricked by her in the supermarket, as long as he could see her and ask him to do anything, he would be happy!

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Seek the shadow area of ​​Wen Jing's children's shoes at this moment! ! !