reincarnation purple eyes

Mu Shan was still living his happy life in YY, and the loud laughter of Luo Bing and Long Tianjiao next to him made him even more satisfied.Such a wonderful life, why do you have to confess! ! !Why. . .What a disappointment!

Long Tianjiao just found another beautiful pose, and she can take a loving selfie with Rhett.As a result, the moment she pressed the camera button, her cell phone rang.I wasted half a day of poses, and I didn't get a picture at all.Long Tianjiao let out a desperate roar, which made Rhett grunt in fright, and fell off the sofa directly, and the whole dog fell into a flat surface on the floor.

"Hahahaha... This selfie is so loving! Hahaha... so loving! Haha... and there is an even more loving phone call, hahaha..." Luo Bing, who was gloating at his misfortune, sent out a shocking voice. Weeping ghosts and gods burst into laughter!

Long Tianjiao glanced at Luo Bing angrily, and then said: "Master Luo, can you be quiet! This is my mommy's phone number!!! You want my mommy to suspect what I am doing right now Shameful thing? Look at your bustard-like laughter! If you don’t know, you might think I’m working part-time at night! Hmph..."

Hearing that it was Mommy, Luo Bing immediately made a gesture of sealing her mouth, lying obediently on the sofa, pretending to be a good baby. . .This made Mu Shan, who was always calm and flirtatious, spit out the tea in one sip. . .However, Long Tianjiao and Luo Bing's four murderous gazes shot over at the same time, Mu Shan didn't even dare to take a breath, and immediately retracted his head into his stomach. . .

After making sure that there were no threats around, Long Tianjiao finally pressed the answer button and the hands-free button, and then put her ears as far away as possible from the phone.

"You son of a bitch! It took you so long to answer the phone. Why don't you continue to hang around? Where are you going to play? You said..." the other end of the phone , Gillian's mother used an authentic southern accent, and her mouth was a string of cannonballs. . .Luo Bing and Mu Shan instantly understood why Ah-Jiao had to hide away and press the speakerphone button when answering the phone.With just this decibel, if you put it directly next to your ear to answer the call, it will perforate your eardrum in one hit, right? ? ?

Ah Jiao waited for the Lion's Roar in the River East to take a breather, then hurriedly brought her head closer, and also replied in her native dialect: "I was washing my hair just now~ what kind of tricks are there...Nah, don't make a show of it." , everyone in the dormitory is listening..."

"Who washes your hair, you have to wash it for so long, you think I'm an idiot. Is it so easy to cheat? Hmph... the people in the dormitory are all there, that's just right! It's just right for them to listen Hey, baby, it’s so easy to do! How did you tell me? Ai Shengming, don’t always think about playing tricks... You just heard something in the stomach of a dog~~~"

Both Mu Shan and Luo Bing were already lying on the sofa, holding back their laughter, suffering internal injuries!Ai Shengming~~~hahaha. . .Melon seeds. . .Hahaha. . .

Gillian's face was as red as a tomato, and she immediately interrupted her mother's lecture, "Number number~ Mama, the boss called again, let's not talk about it, I will give it to another day." Nidaha~"

"Ni don't~~~Ni, remember to drink liulai~liulai~drink liulai~~~" Mom's words, just saying this sentence, was ruthlessly hung up by Gillian.She felt that if she continued to listen, the two people on the sofa might die from internal injuries. . .

The two people whose acupoints were finally unlocked laughed so hard that tears poured down their cheeks.Luo Bing clutched his stomach and said: "Ni...Ni melon son...what's the name of it~~~hahaha...I'm laughing shit...hahaha..."

Gillian threw the phone far away, and her good mood was extinguished by a call from her mother.She replied with lovelessness, "Flowing~ it's milk. It's my mother who told me to cherish life and drink more milk..."

As soon as these words came out, Luo Bing was obviously stunned for several seconds without reacting.After half a day, she finally revived the dead brain cells. "Milk??? Hahaha... you really are a melon, how old are you, and you still drink milk every day? Haha... no, no, no, it's from drinking~ You meow boy wants to cry , I need to drink more~~~ hahaha..."

"Pfft~~~ You're too good at learning! Haha...it's coming...hahaha..." Mu Shan, who was able to laugh relatively quietly just now, was amused by Luo Bing's funny tone at the moment, He no longer cared about his image at all.Lying on the sofa, while beating the back of the sofa, laughing loudly.

Seeing him laughing like this, Luo Bing found it even more funny.Luo Bing laughed heartily, which made Mu Shan feel even more funny.The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, laughing so heartbreakingly, they almost went to hell together!Only Gillian was left sitting on the sofa in embarrassment, and began to doubt life with aggrievedness.

Luo Bing laughed for an indeterminate amount of time, she was rolling wildly on the sofa, and finally couldn't hold on anymore. "Oh... no no no, I can't take it anymore. If I continue to laugh, you will write on my epitaph that this person is a laughing shit! Hahaha... no no no... I want to sit up Slowly, hahaha...laughing shit daddy...hahaha...I can't lie down anymore, I...ah!!!"

Luo Bing, who had just got up, screamed, and slammed back onto the sofa heavily.He covered his face with his hands desperately, rolling in pain.Seeing such a scene, Gillian, who was extremely wronged a second ago, jumped up from the sofa at this moment, stepped on the back of the sofa chair with one foot, pinched her waist with both hands, and looked like a hero who pointed out the country. feel.

"Haha...Look, look, how did the retribution come so timely! Let you stinky Luo Bing laugh at me, do you see yourself bumping into the coffee table? Hahaha...Let me tell you, offend me, Long Tianjiao The people who are here will be condemned by God!!! Hahahaha..."

Luo Bing felt that her eyes were covered with gold stars, and she closed her eyes tightly, not daring to let go.But after hearing Gillian's beating words, she still couldn't control herself and kicked her in the direction of Gillian, "What a stinking bastard, you son of a bitch, let's go drink and fuck you... . " This kick was quite level, and it kicked Gillian who was squeaking down on the sofa steadily and ruthlessly.

Mu Shan, who originally jumped up to pay attention to Luo Bing's injury, felt relieved when she saw her powerful kick.Thinking about it, Luo Bing should have just bumped into it and didn't suffer any injuries, otherwise he wouldn't have the strength to play with Gillian at this time.Thinking of this, Mu Shan lay back down again, and let these two clowns go make trouble by themselves, he is more suitable to be a bystander.After all, he laughed so hard just now that his abs stepped on lemons. . .

Gillian got up from the sofa, her face full of disbelief, "Luo Bing! Are you lying to me? I clearly saw that your eyes were closed, how could you kick me so accurately? Did you open your eyes quietly?" Are you squinting? Ah? You bastard! No, I have to lift your hand, I will let you peek at me again, let you play tricks. Hmph..."

Just now, getting up was too violent.Luo Bing was really knocked out, she instinctively covered her right face.She really wanted to reject Gillian, but she didn't have time to speak, and Gillian had already snatched her hand away.But as soon as his hand was caught, he immediately let go and was thrown back. . .

"Ah~~~ Blood! Blood! Ah~~~" Because of being frightened, Gillian screamed and sat down on the ground.Her screams made everyone in the room dumbfounded.

What's the situation?Luo Bing originally wanted to ask A-Jiao, but she felt weird when A-Jiao lifted her right hand.Moving her fingers, which were sticky, she barely opened her eyes and looked at the palms that were close at hand. "Wow~~~ Where did the ketchup come from? Gillian, what the hell are you doing... why are you touching ketchup in my hand? You are so disgusting..."

Before Luo Bing could finish speaking, Mu Shan who rushed over hurriedly grabbed her hand.Luo Bing lay on the sofa, looking at Mu Shan's enlarged face, feeling petrified. . .this. . .posture. . .Forehead. . .

Mu Shan, who thought it was nothing to do, had already lay back on the sofa, heard Gillian's screams, and immediately jumped in front of Luo Bing.Although he was mentally prepared, when he took Luo Bing's palm away, he still took a deep breath. . .

The right cheek that was tightly covered by Luo Bing was completely stained red with blood at this moment, the picture of the yin and yang face is really true. . .No wonder Gillian was scared out of her wits!On the eyelid of the right eye, a two-centimeter wound was bubbling with blood! ! !

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This retribution came just in time!Hahaha. . .